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wife and i have been perfecting breakfast burritos

at a minimum, no reason to ever get one from outside anymore...
plum principal's office
  11/22/19
You have to go back
crimson market faggotry
  11/29/19
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plum principal's office
  11/22/19
only hard part is rolling one up.
thriller stage rigpig
  11/22/19
cr. easy in theory, not in practice. we wrap it in foil to s...
plum principal's office
  11/22/19
I'm not mad you and your wife are enjoying cooking together,...
up-to-no-good trailer park
  11/22/19
you have to trust me. i'm a burrito afficionado. i know a go...
plum principal's office
  11/22/19
trust me I know these things
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Cracking frum national security agency
  11/22/19
It sounds very very “California”
Disrespectful rigor
  11/25/19
Very NOT southern California, which is why it is bad.
up-to-no-good trailer park
  11/25/19
what ingredients are you using
Charismatic Piazza
  11/22/19
scrambled eggs prepared the ramsay way, with pepper and garl...
plum principal's office
  11/22/19
of all meats, why turkey?
Fantasy-prone Coffee Pot
  11/22/19
yeah he lost me there too brother
Charismatic Piazza
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thriller stage rigpig
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getting persian tonight so maybe i'll toss the leftover KOOB...
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just what we had on hand the last two weeks, though the burr...
plum principal's office
  11/22/19
people are fucked up man its a weird world
exhilarant saffron space
  11/22/19
have children
garnet stimulating locus regret
  11/22/19
we have 2, brother.
plum principal's office
  11/22/19
wtf
big-titted library
  11/22/19
wtf is your problem
plum principal's office
  11/22/19
this "breakfast burrito" sounds pretty 162 bro
big-titted library
  11/22/19
yeah honestly sounds like it tastes like shit i mean half of...
exhilarant saffron space
  11/22/19
lmao sit down little boy maybe daddy will give you some of h...
plum principal's office
  11/22/19
no youre an autistic chink with a shitty life that makes shi...
exhilarant saffron space
  11/22/19
ok mr. napoleon complex, youre like a gnat buzzing around an...
plum principal's office
  11/22/19
im a slayer lol u fag
exhilarant saffron space
  11/22/19
Tcr.
Fantasy-prone Coffee Pot
  11/22/19
Sliced turkey? WTF?
Effete hyperactive cruise ship windowlicker
  11/25/19
This is an atrocity.
umber insane theatre
  03/05/22
Egg over hard with couple strips of bacon, hot to melt a sli...
Lascivious medicated nursing home striped hyena
  11/22/19
sounds pretty shitty brother. nobody ever asked for eggs ove...
plum principal's office
  11/22/19
Just hard enough the yolk wont run and make a mess.
Lascivious medicated nursing home striped hyena
  11/22/19
that's over medium brej
garnet stimulating locus regret
  11/22/19
but WHERE do we draw the line between the two?
Fiercely-loyal Becky
  11/22/19
finish your food I put fries in it
vivacious french national mood
  11/22/19
fag
Sooty Lay
  11/22/19
now get her to try something hard like a hamburger
Learning Disabled Soul-stirring Therapy
  11/22/19
she is an excellent cook. one of our friends is sending his ...
plum principal's office
  11/22/19
big lunch week next week for sure
Learning Disabled Soul-stirring Therapy
  11/22/19
i bring 4 lunches pw so yeah she's making 3, no need to be a...
plum principal's office
  11/22/19
enjoy having a fat wife
Cerebral pungent jewess
  11/22/19
she only eats half and saves the rest for later. you mad bra...
plum principal's office
  11/22/19
Get back to me in 2 years
Cerebral pungent jewess
  11/22/19
Nothing like leftover tortilla, eggs, and avocado slices
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homemade eggs, meat, cheese seems like a pretty reasonable a...
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plum principal's office
  11/22/19
no your burrito sounds like an annoying clusterfuck pain in ...
exhilarant saffron space
  11/22/19
man why do you have to hate so much i said we were perfec...
plum principal's office
  11/22/19
lol
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Breakfast burritos are best eaten on a chairlift before your...
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hnnngh first run to the bathroom...?
plum principal's office
  11/22/19
Well, my ass is certainly blown out!
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Greatest breakfast burrito I've ever had is no more because ...
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120000000 but tbh there are a lot of meat substitutes that a...
plum principal's office
  11/22/19
FUCKING TURKEY FOR CHRISTS SAKE
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sorry i can't put cock in it like you do
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I like turkey
Fiercely-loyal Becky
  11/23/19
eye rike a turkey
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Fantasy-prone Coffee Pot
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Slimy Partner
  04/19/21
Something about a breakfast burrito is wrong. I try one like...
Sadistic location knife
  11/23/19
cr. Something weird about the tortilla egg combo.
stirring thirsty volcanic crater sandwich
  11/25/19
no you're both retarded on this one bro
thriller stage rigpig
  11/25/19
I got the support I need from a southern Cali bro who presum...
Sadistic location knife
  11/25/19
taste is ultimately subjective, but we can probably agree th...
thriller stage rigpig
  11/25/19
Same. I agree that the problem is with the egg/tortilla syn...
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  05/08/24
you gotta chase your dreams, man
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  11/23/19
this reminds me of the buttfuckers who piled on that fag who...
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  11/25/19
no, fag just let ppl do what they want instead of thinkin...
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  11/25/19
lol at gooky punctuation marks
stirring thirsty volcanic crater sandwich
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"let me and my asian wife enjoy our turkey burritos&quo...
exhilarant saffron space
  11/25/19
are you drunk?
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  11/25/19
are you a faggot chink?
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sweet edit drunky
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lol
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Relatively? It's a 100% exclusive trash fish raised on liter...
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  11/25/19
calm down faggot
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plum principal's office
  11/25/19
Lol at you autists getting MAF over a burrito
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thriller stage rigpig
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plum principal's office
  11/25/19
OP's "breakfast burrito" is a travesty
big-titted library
  11/25/19
Why poast this? You’re a gook pumo, nobody knows who y...
outnumbered forum queen of the night
  11/25/19
Sounds like disgusting slop. For you to post this and think ...
Coiffed psychic
  11/25/19
congrats on the 100 post thread brother
Charismatic Piazza
  11/25/19
All it takes is a little TURKEY
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  11/25/19
happy thanksgiving
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  11/25/19
LJL at how irate this thread made ppl
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Xo is an odd place.
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  11/29/19
Lol @ this guys shitty burrito
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  11/29/19
Why is XO so MAF this dude is enjoying life?
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found OP's asian wife
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  11/25/19
Big day today!
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Yeah “burrito shell” made me lol
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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:23 PM
Author: plum principal's office

at a minimum, no reason to ever get one from outside anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158049)



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Date: November 29th, 2019 10:48 AM
Author: crimson market faggotry

You have to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39189299)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:39 PM
Author: plum principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158161)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:39 PM
Author: thriller stage rigpig

only hard part is rolling one up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158164)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:45 PM
Author: plum principal's office

cr. easy in theory, not in practice. we wrap it in foil to stabilize it, then toss it on the pan to grill it for a few minutes so the shell gets crispier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158207)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 6:42 PM
Author: up-to-no-good trailer park

I'm not mad you and your wife are enjoying cooking together, but this "burrito" sounds like an abomination.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158704)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 6:45 PM
Author: plum principal's office

you have to trust me. i'm a burrito afficionado. i know a good burrito brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158725)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 5:06 PM
Author: Bearded dashing step-uncle's house

trust me I know these things

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#47645962)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 6:45 PM
Author: big-titted library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158728)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:04 PM
Author: vivacious french national mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158825)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:22 PM
Author: exhilarant saffron space



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 9:05 PM
Author: Cracking frum national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39159304)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 2:20 PM
Author: Disrespectful rigor

It sounds very very “California”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170271)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 2:44 PM
Author: up-to-no-good trailer park

Very NOT southern California, which is why it is bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170370)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:40 PM
Author: Charismatic Piazza

what ingredients are you using

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158165)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:47 PM
Author: plum principal's office

scrambled eggs prepared the ramsay way, with pepper and garlic salt, cheese thrown in at the end so it melts

avocado sliced

turkey slices cut up in small pieces

trader joe's burrito shell

trader joe's tator tots

more cheese

salsa verde in the burrito, hot sauce on the side

this weekend we're gonna experiment with roasted red peppers, diced tomato and caramelized onions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158220)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:48 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Coffee Pot

of all meats, why turkey?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158229)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:50 PM
Author: Charismatic Piazza

yeah he lost me there too brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158239)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:55 PM
Author: thriller stage rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158273)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 5:03 PM
Author: plum principal's office

getting persian tonight so maybe i'll toss the leftover KOOBIDEH in tomorrow, ty for the inspiration

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158329)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 5:10 PM
Author: thriller stage rigpig



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 5:14 PM
Author: Charismatic Piazza



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 9:05 PM
Author: Cracking frum national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39159307)



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Date: November 29th, 2019 10:42 AM
Author: wonderful ratface shitlib



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 5:27 PM
Author: exhilarant saffron space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158433)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 5:56 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158532)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 8:59 PM
Author: Bistre School Cafeteria Gaming Laptop



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Date: November 23rd, 2019 6:45 AM
Author: 180 roommate



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:51 PM
Author: Disgusting Cobalt Cumskin Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158247)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:52 PM
Author: plum principal's office

just what we had on hand the last two weeks, though the burrito is heavy enough on its own that i'm glad it's not a greasier meat like steak or bacon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158254)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 5:27 PM
Author: exhilarant saffron space

people are fucked up man its a weird world

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158436)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:51 PM
Author: garnet stimulating locus regret

have children

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158244)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:53 PM
Author: plum principal's office

we have 2, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158256)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 6:37 PM
Author: big-titted library

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158682)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 6:57 PM
Author: plum principal's office

wtf is your problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158795)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:10 PM
Author: big-titted library

this "breakfast burrito" sounds pretty 162 bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158850)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:23 PM
Author: exhilarant saffron space

yeah honestly sounds like it tastes like shit i mean half of the shit in it is trader josé’s

fuck you op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158909)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:26 PM
Author: plum principal's office

lmao sit down little boy maybe daddy will give you some of his burrito

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158917)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:31 PM
Author: exhilarant saffron space

no youre an autistic chink with a shitty life that makes shitty food and tries to brag about it online

youre a huge faggot nothing you say matters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158939)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:33 PM
Author: plum principal's office

ok mr. napoleon complex, youre like a gnat buzzing around annoying the FUCK out of me but i know i can stomp you whenever i want so it's all good, enjoy your shitty life while it lasts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158955)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:35 PM
Author: exhilarant saffron space

im a slayer lol

u fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158966)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:55 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Coffee Pot

Tcr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39159070)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:21 PM
Author: Effete hyperactive cruise ship windowlicker

Sliced turkey? WTF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169871)



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Date: March 5th, 2022 2:54 PM
Author: umber insane theatre

This is an atrocity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#44090569)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:53 PM
Author: Lascivious medicated nursing home striped hyena

Egg over hard with couple strips of bacon, hot to melt a slice of cheddar, hot sauce, wrap and enjoy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158260)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:54 PM
Author: plum principal's office

sounds pretty shitty brother. nobody ever asked for eggs over hard in their bb and you need some kind of potato.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158264)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:56 PM
Author: Lascivious medicated nursing home striped hyena

Just hard enough the yolk wont run and make a mess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158279)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:58 PM
Author: garnet stimulating locus regret

that's over medium brej

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158297)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 5:25 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Becky

but WHERE do we draw the line between the two?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158424)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:57 PM
Author: vivacious french national mood

finish your food I put fries in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158285)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 6:35 PM
Author: Sooty Lay

fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158672)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 6:37 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Soul-stirring Therapy

now get her to try something hard like a hamburger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158680)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 6:38 PM
Author: plum principal's office

she is an excellent cook. one of our friends is sending his wife over on sunday so she can shadow my wife as she preps our lunches for the week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158683)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 6:39 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Soul-stirring Therapy

big lunch week next week for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158689)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 6:40 PM
Author: plum principal's office

i bring 4 lunches pw so yeah she's making 3, no need to be a dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158692)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 6:47 PM
Author: Cerebral pungent jewess

enjoy having a fat wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158738)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 6:56 PM
Author: plum principal's office

she only eats half and saves the rest for later. you mad brah?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158793)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:00 PM
Author: Cerebral pungent jewess

Get back to me in 2 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158807)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:11 PM
Author: Tan Spectacular Cuck Old Irish Cottage

Nothing like leftover tortilla, eggs, and avocado slices

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169797)



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Date: March 5th, 2022 2:52 PM
Author: Spruce Community Account Brethren

homemade eggs, meat, cheese seems like a pretty reasonable and healthy thing for someone to eat, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#44090555)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:25 PM
Author: plum principal's office

so many haters on here it's wild. jealous because you don't have a wife and you don't know how to make breakfast burritos half as tasty as mine, crying losing hoap as postmates delivers some lukewarm slop 3 days a week and you subsist on cereal and oatmeal on other days looking forward to weekends tipping some uninterested waitress $9 for your burger and two beers

this is why i don't like sharing anything with you guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158915)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:26 PM
Author: exhilarant saffron space

no your burrito sounds like an annoying clusterfuck pain in the ass to make while also having weird ingredients and tasting like shit

you cunt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158919)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:27 PM
Author: plum principal's office

man why do you have to hate so much

i said we were perfecting it, not that it was perfect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158926)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 12:56 PM
Author: stirring thirsty volcanic crater sandwich

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169666)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:01 PM
Author: thriller stage rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169704)



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Date: November 29th, 2019 11:51 AM
Author: exhilarant saffron space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39189533)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:01 PM
Author: thriller stage rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169706)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:26 PM
Author: Chocolate stag film affirmative action

Breakfast burritos are best eaten on a chairlift before your first run

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158918)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:26 PM
Author: plum principal's office

hnnngh first run to the bathroom...?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158921)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:27 PM
Author: Chocolate stag film affirmative action

Well, my ass is certainly blown out!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158923)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:27 PM
Author: olive magical meetinghouse indirect expression

Greatest breakfast burrito I've ever had is no more because the chef's wife convinced him to go vegan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158925)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:28 PM
Author: plum principal's office

120000000 but tbh there are a lot of meat substitutes that are pretty good these days



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158929)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:32 PM
Author: exhilarant saffron space

FUCKING TURKEY FOR CHRISTS SAKE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158942)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:33 PM
Author: Chocolate stag film affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158957)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:35 PM
Author: plum principal's office

sorry i can't put cock in it like you do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158968)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:36 PM
Author: big-titted library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158974)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 8:59 PM
Author: Bistre School Cafeteria Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39159289)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 9:06 PM
Author: Cracking frum national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39159313)



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Date: November 23rd, 2019 5:42 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Becky

I like turkey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39160189)



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Date: November 23rd, 2019 3:05 PM
Author: exhilarant saffron space

eye rike a turkey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39161694)



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Date: November 29th, 2019 11:02 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39189339)



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Date: April 19th, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: Slimy Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#42306948)



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Date: November 23rd, 2019 6:14 AM
Author: Sadistic location knife

Something about a breakfast burrito is wrong. I try one like once a year and always hate it. I think it's the egg with tortilla idk but happy your 162 thing brings you joy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39160227)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 12:57 PM
Author: stirring thirsty volcanic crater sandwich

cr. Something weird about the tortilla egg combo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169671)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:01 PM
Author: thriller stage rigpig

no you're both retarded on this one bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169709)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:10 PM
Author: Sadistic location knife

I got the support I need from a southern Cali bro who presumably has had good versions of this. Something just isn't right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169794)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:14 PM
Author: thriller stage rigpig

taste is ultimately subjective, but we can probably agree that eating turkey in a burrito of any kind is akin to delighting in shit eating (i.e. indicates something's a lil' off with u)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169812)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 5:04 PM
Author: stirring thirsty volcanic crater sandwich

Same. I agree that the problem is with the egg/tortilla synergy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#47645955)



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Date: November 23rd, 2019 6:22 AM
Author: Jet exciting brunch

you gotta chase your dreams, man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39160236)



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Date: November 23rd, 2019 6:24 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39160239)



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Date: November 23rd, 2019 2:01 PM
Author: thriller stage rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39161398)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:02 PM
Author: Brindle bateful casino elastic band

this reminds me of the buttfuckers who piled on that fag who was legit impressed by his wife's tilapia. just let ppl enjoy some stuff you queers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169721)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:05 PM
Author: exhilarant saffron space

no, fag

just let ppl do what they want instead of thinking they should listen to a bunch of gooky punctuation marks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169748)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:23 PM
Author: stirring thirsty volcanic crater sandwich

lol at gooky punctuation marks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169881)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:07 PM
Author: exhilarant saffron space

"let me and my asian wife enjoy our turkey burritos"

and you defend this "man" jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169762)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:08 PM
Author: Brindle bateful casino elastic band

are you drunk?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169770)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:10 PM
Author: exhilarant saffron space

are you a faggot chink?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169785)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:17 PM
Author: Brindle bateful casino elastic band

sweet edit drunky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169826)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:20 PM
Author: exhilarant saffron space

BING CHONG HE EDIT!!!

wtf does that have to w anything u 5 IQ sperg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169865)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:34 PM
Author: big-titted library

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169957)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:09 PM
Author: thriller stage rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169778)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:10 PM
Author: thriller stage rigpig

and though a relatively trash fish, tilapia can be good if prepared remarkably well, for that matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169784)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:14 PM
Author: Tan Spectacular Cuck Old Irish Cottage

Relatively? It's a 100% exclusive trash fish raised on literal shit in Chinese hellponds. You can douse it in enough ketchup to mask the shit, but let's not pretend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169813)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: thriller stage rigpig

https://www.wweek.com/restaurants/2016/03/09/the-new-abyssinian-kitchen-is-portlands-most-upscale-ethiopian-restaurant/

eat it at a restaurant like this with an open mind, and maybe you'd like it bro.

i know what the fish is. carp is also a shit fish. asian peeps can manage to make it taste good, on occasion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169824)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:17 PM
Author: Brindle bateful casino elastic band

calm down faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169833)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:07 PM
Author: plum principal's office

caramelized onions and red peppers were a 1800000 addition

however wife and i have resolved to eat these a little less as there is a DISTURBING amount of food inside a burrito, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169756)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:29 PM
Author: Crystalline Abusive Theater Stage

Lol at you autists getting MAF over a burrito

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169908)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:32 PM
Author: thriller stage rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169946)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:33 PM
Author: plum principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169950)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:33 PM
Author: big-titted library

OP's "breakfast burrito" is a travesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169951)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:48 PM
Author: outnumbered forum queen of the night

Why poast this? You’re a gook pumo, nobody knows who you are or that you have a wife, you’re making shit burritos. Why poast this? Explain your reasoning pls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170057)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:50 PM
Author: Coiffed psychic

Sounds like disgusting slop. For you to post this and think its notable you must be an awkward weird loser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170062)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 2:08 PM
Author: Charismatic Piazza

congrats on the 100 post thread brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170188)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 2:10 PM
Author: Rose titillating hell persian

All it takes is a little TURKEY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170202)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 2:10 PM
Author: Charismatic Piazza

happy thanksgiving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170206)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 2:10 PM
Author: thriller stage rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170207)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 2:11 PM
Author: plum principal's office

LJL at how irate this thread made ppl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170213)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 2:12 PM
Author: thriller stage rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170218)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 2:13 PM
Author: Charismatic Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170221)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 2:19 PM
Author: Rose titillating hell persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170260)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 3:20 PM
Author: Puce balding karate

Xo is an odd place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170643)



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Date: November 29th, 2019 10:47 AM
Author: wonderful ratface shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39189294)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 2:20 PM
Author: Mischievous Provocative Den Foreskin

Lol @ this guys shitty burrito

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170273)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 2:56 PM
Author: big-titted library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170436)



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Date: November 29th, 2019 10:40 AM
Author: vengeful dysfunction factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39189276)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 3:06 PM
Author: Puce balding karate

Why is XO so MAF this dude is enjoying life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170515)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 3:07 PM
Author: exhilarant saffron space

found OP's asian wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170519)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 3:10 PM
Author: underhanded dingle berry immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170559)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 3:17 PM
Author: thriller stage rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170611)



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Date: November 29th, 2019 11:07 AM
Author: Sadistic location knife

Big day today!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39189350)



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Date: November 29th, 2019 11:49 AM
Author: thriller stage rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39189523)



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Date: November 29th, 2019 12:28 PM
Author: Disrespectful rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39189680)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 11:06 AM
Author: Chrome locale french chef

lmao this thread is johnsmeyerian. Love how he starts the burrito description “scrambled eggs prepared the ramsay way...” to sort of hook you so that “turkey slices cut up in small pieces, trader joe's burrito shell, etc.” are extra stunning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39207510)



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Date: March 27th, 2020 1:17 PM
Author: thriller stage rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39876423)



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Date: January 1st, 2022 11:46 AM
Author: Jet-lagged buff school jew

Yeah “burrito shell” made me lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#43710009)



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Date: March 5th, 2022 2:54 PM
Author: Spruce Community Account Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#44090572)



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Date: April 27th, 2020 9:17 AM
Author: Sadistic location knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#40101700)



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Date: May 30th, 2021 11:09 AM
Author: turquoise contagious boiling water state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#42544394)



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Date: May 30th, 2021 11:14 AM
Author: wonderful ratface shitlib

Incredible thread, lol hard every time it gets bumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#42544409)



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Date: May 30th, 2021 11:28 AM
Author: Henna really tough guy box office

tbf, the breakfast burrito does sound like an atrocity that should not be tried at home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#42544445)



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Date: May 30th, 2021 11:29 AM
Author: misanthropic pit dragon

Try this: omelette with mushrooms and cheese, add fresh pico de Gallo if desired

Bacon

Toast with butter and jam if desired

Fresh fruit

Breakfast doesn not, and has never, needed a fucking burrito

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#42544447)



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Date: January 1st, 2022 11:42 AM
Author: Jet-lagged buff school jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#43709999)



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Date: March 5th, 2022 2:45 PM
Author: Pale Address Marketing Idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#44090529)



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Date: May 8th, 2022 11:44 PM
Author: razzle gay pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#44477410)



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Date: May 9th, 2022 12:15 AM
Author: vengeful dysfunction factory reset button

Ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#44477557)



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Date: May 9th, 2022 12:16 AM
Author: Judgmental crotch

this reminds me of fulano's cold cut shabu shabu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#44477562)



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Date: May 9th, 2022 12:20 AM
Author: Brindle bateful casino elastic band

who the fuck wants to eat a "breakfast burrito" anyways? just make bacon and eggs you dumb nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#44477577)



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Date: September 13th, 2022 5:18 PM
Author: galvanic carmine pisswyrm institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#45165819)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 4:40 PM
Author: Coral Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#47645891)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 4:41 PM
Author: bearded garrison mad-dog skullcap

scrambled eggs prepared the ramsay way tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#47645894)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 4:44 PM
Author: Pink abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#47645906)



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Date: May 20th, 2024 9:19 AM
Author: Boyish sienna blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#47676144)



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Date: May 20th, 2024 9:21 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle boltzmann

jews are self obsessed enemies of excellence in every form

their delusional pride in mediocrity knows no bounds



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