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Fucking insane emails by probably insane lawyer (link)

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adventurous really tough guy goal in life
  12/03/19
This guy seems 180 as fuck. I demand CSLG hire him NOW
histrionic embarrassed to the bone location friendly grandma
  12/03/19
(Christopher Hook)
Vibrant know-it-all property potus
  12/03/19
I don't mind when people accuse me of being a gook, but I re...
histrionic embarrassed to the bone location friendly grandma
  12/03/19
(Christopher Gook)
Peach crawly office round eye
  12/03/19
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histrionic embarrassed to the bone location friendly grandma
  12/03/19
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Arousing native goyim
  12/04/19
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maniacal milk meetinghouse
  12/04/19
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appetizing internal respiration hospital
  12/04/19
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Harsh azure striped hyena
  12/04/19
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Aromatic site hominid
  12/04/19
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Blue Flickering People Who Are Hurt
  12/06/19
Very gooky post
learning disabled demanding garrison
  12/05/19
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Tantric fragrant temple
  12/03/19
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bateful market mediation
  12/28/19
Lmao 180. what's his moniker?
kink-friendly angry business firm rigpig
  12/03/19
(without testicles)
Translucent razzmatazz water buffalo
  12/03/19
That was the best part
thirsty jewess cuck
  12/03/19
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carnelian address
  12/03/19
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mind-boggling theater
  12/04/19
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Blue Flickering People Who Are Hurt
  12/06/19
to be fair, peter klee kinda has gay face
Insecure lettuce newt
  12/03/19
"306 million gay boys" would be a good moniker
Translucent razzmatazz water buffalo
  12/03/19
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Contagious Haunting Stead Mental Disorder
  12/03/19
Anytime now faggot.
Aqua den weed whacker
  12/03/19
His one Yelp review: I sought the legal services of Chris...
soul-stirring stock car
  12/03/19
Definitely not written by Chris himself
olive floppy corner antidepressant drug
  12/03/19
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Arousing native goyim
  12/04/19
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maniacal milk meetinghouse
  12/04/19
Clearly. Didn't even invoke the long dick of the law.
flesh generalized bond
  12/04/19
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Arousing native goyim
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multi-colored burgundy black woman
  12/04/19
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bipolar indecent stage
  12/04/19
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Blue Flickering People Who Are Hurt
  12/06/19
Sup Chris!
olive floppy corner antidepressant drug
  12/04/19
I love this part: Chris is really responsive except for when...
laughsome ticket booth sweet tailpipe
  12/04/19
The guy needs to seek the advice of CSLG
kink-friendly angry business firm rigpig
  12/03/19
Since graduating from Law School in May, 2008, Mr. Hook has ...
bat shit crazy crackhouse pocket flask
  12/03/19
180, he's definitely a poster.
Vibrant know-it-all property potus
  12/03/19
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bateful market mediation
  12/04/19
“What should I do with my hands?” “I do...
Hairraiser hyperactive national
  12/03/19
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hateful messiness range
  12/03/19
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Contagious Haunting Stead Mental Disorder
  12/03/19
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swollen station
  12/03/19
He's got that spaceporn look going on
mind-boggling theater
  12/04/19
another sim glitch
odious dog poop church
  12/04/19
Lmfao
Fluffy casino
  12/06/19
My wife needed quality and focused representation in a compl...
bat shit crazy crackhouse pocket flask
  12/03/19
Mr Hook did research for me on case that was 51 years old an...
bat shit crazy crackhouse pocket flask
  12/03/19
Mr Hook did research for me on case that was 51 years old an...
bat shit crazy crackhouse pocket flask
  12/03/19
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Dark menage
  12/04/19
"Allstate is using people who are borderline retarded t...
lilac domesticated parlour trust fund
  12/03/19
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appetizing internal respiration hospital
  12/03/19
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bipolar indecent stage
  12/03/19
yeah lol @ this shitlawyer thinking that insurance adjusters...
Self-absorbed gunner mad-dog skullcap
  12/05/19
I fucking love this guy. Was he disbarred?
Vibrant know-it-all property potus
  12/03/19
the emails are only two weeks old
Provocative sick trump supporter
  12/03/19
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aphrodisiac famous landscape painting nowag
  12/03/19
Maybe this is is lawyer suicide so that he never has to prac...
Vibrant know-it-all property potus
  12/03/19
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aphrodisiac famous landscape painting nowag
  12/03/19
He would never be disbarred for this. Likely 3 month susp...
titillating legal warrant forum
  12/05/19
He will be soon
Judgmental stimulating national security agency
  12/03/19
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maniacal milk meetinghouse
  12/04/19
Thomas Jefferson School of Law JD - Juris Doctor 2006 Unive...
Vibrant know-it-all property potus
  12/03/19
CLSG, you gonna offer this man a job?
bipolar indecent stage
  12/03/19
Nah, this guy is too unhinged. My e-mails are professional a...
excitant grizzly tank gas station
  12/05/19
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aphrodisiac famous landscape painting nowag
  12/03/19
The pumo is (Klee)
Vibrant know-it-all property potus
  12/03/19
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aphrodisiac famous landscape painting nowag
  12/03/19
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adventurous really tough guy goal in life
  12/03/19
this hook guy was posted on xo before, the google link to hi...
Spectacular overrated police squad
  12/03/19
(Peter Klee)
kink-friendly angry business firm rigpig
  12/03/19
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Galvanic yapping brunch karate
  12/03/19
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Peach crawly office round eye
  12/03/19
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maniacal milk meetinghouse
  12/04/19
every e-mail is a gem
appetizing internal respiration hospital
  12/03/19
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adventurous really tough guy goal in life
  12/03/19
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maniacal milk meetinghouse
  12/04/19
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bateful market mediation
  12/04/19
Fun read, but why is Sheppard Mullin doing insurance defense...
Medicated Resort Faggot Firefighter
  12/03/19
add enough zeroes (e.g., 306 million gay boys) and we're all...
appetizing internal respiration hospital
  12/03/19
tbf why is this "biglaw" firm doing a shitlaw case...
plum unholy school sneaky criminal
  12/04/19
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Arousing native goyim
  12/04/19
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Talented maize becky
  12/04/19
shitty biglaw does glorified large shitlaw defense cases
plum unholy school sneaky criminal
  12/03/19
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Tantric fragrant temple
  12/03/19
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Dark menage
  12/04/19
I actually interviewed a Sheppard Mullin associate a few wee...
180 spot
  12/04/19
If his biglaw credentials were better than yours, you should...
Lascivious pungent coldplay fan
  12/04/19
feldman is PUG/HLS and is literally a shitlaw rainmaker: ...
plum unholy school sneaky criminal
  12/04/19
Languages: Hebrew
olive floppy corner antidepressant drug
  12/04/19
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plum unholy school sneaky criminal
  12/04/19
He has an asshole appearance. Reminds me of the partner I pr...
drab senate
  12/04/19
He has an ideal appearance for a litigator. I have to admit,...
spruce old irish cottage principal's office
  12/04/19
He look pretty alpha and high-T for a kike. I would bet $100...
spruce old irish cottage principal's office
  12/04/19
You think he has atrophied balls?
lilac domesticated parlour trust fund
  12/05/19
exactly - that's what stood out to me
Brilliant abusive party of the first part
  12/05/19
180. cslg sign him up.
Galvanic yapping brunch karate
  12/03/19
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Big salmon feces philosopher-king
  12/03/19
So this is exhibit 1 to what exactly?
Snowy Dashing Theatre New Version
  12/03/19
I was not dumb enough to throw my life away doing litigation...
histrionic embarrassed to the bone location friendly grandma
  12/03/19
Yeah didnt look at the date. Just a week or two ago. Was won...
Snowy Dashing Theatre New Version
  12/03/19
22 respm Declaration (Motion related) Tue 11/26 12:01 PM...
plum unholy school sneaky criminal
  12/03/19
I was assuming it was an exhibit to a Civil Harassment Restr...
maniacal milk meetinghouse
  12/04/19
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bateful market mediation
  12/04/19
i wanna hear the ostensibly reasonable and polite voicemail ...
Violet Vigorous Nursing Home
  12/03/19
This stood out to me as well Guessing there may be some s...
Hairless Double Fault
  12/03/19
This. He was on a bender on 11/23 that lasted into Sunday mo...
sapphire cracking institution
  12/03/19
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Harsh azure striped hyena
  12/03/19
alcohol is so 180 we should all be on it all the time
Talented maize becky
  12/04/19
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Arousing native goyim
  12/04/19
Those gay boys at Sheppard Mullin might not have been so but...
sapphire cracking institution
  12/04/19
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Arousing native goyim
  12/04/19
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Talented maize becky
  12/04/19
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Contagious Haunting Stead Mental Disorder
  12/05/19
I love doing that. Art of War. Send scathing email and then ...
maniacal milk meetinghouse
  12/04/19
(bitch who's afraid of confrontation)
cobalt very tactful son of senegal
  12/04/19
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bateful market mediation
  12/04/19
This is more alpha
cordovan hall
  12/05/19
Can any CaliFags state a NYC firm with the equivalent presti...
histrionic embarrassed to the bone location friendly grandma
  12/03/19
kramer levin?
Violet Vigorous Nursing Home
  12/03/19
Katten
Razzle-dazzle up-to-no-good library gaming laptop
  12/03/19
Brown rudnick
drab senate
  12/03/19
UPDATE: looks like USDJ issued an OSC against hook yesterday...
plum unholy school sneaky criminal
  12/03/19
someone, please go help hook pro bono
Galvanic yapping brunch karate
  12/03/19
Can you break this down for a trannymo?
drab senate
  12/03/19
Hook = fucked
Judgmental stimulating national security agency
  12/04/19
Can we file amicus briefs in support of this hero standing a...
Big salmon feces philosopher-king
  12/03/19
368 anonymous mentally ill lawyers who exercise their consti...
plum unholy school sneaky criminal
  12/03/19
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Big salmon feces philosopher-king
  12/03/19
RARE 180 4 U
Vivacious wild base
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jade legend
  12/03/19
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Medicated Resort Faggot Firefighter
  12/03/19
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Dark menage
  12/04/19
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racy trailer park
  12/04/19
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Blathering electric pervert
  12/04/19
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godawful curious stage affirmative action
  12/04/19
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Talented maize becky
  12/04/19
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Arousing native goyim
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maniacal milk meetinghouse
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ivory beady-eyed theater stage knife
  12/04/19
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Splenetic copper sex offender skinny woman
  12/04/19
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aquamarine wagecucks rehab
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sapphire cracking institution
  12/04/19
180 bazillion
Tantric fragrant temple
  12/04/19
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Aromatic site hominid
  12/04/19
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bateful market mediation
  12/04/19
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low-t locale fortuitous meteor
  12/04/19
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swashbuckling lodge
  12/05/19
Dracula and hitler hitler hitler write in support for Mr. Ho...
titillating legal warrant forum
  12/05/19
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cerebral high-end sandwich
  12/05/19
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Brilliant abusive party of the first part
  12/05/19
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mildly autistic pit windowlicker
  12/06/19
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stirring idiot
  12/06/19
Someone should go and do a live thread.
180 spot
  12/04/19
That's the judge that fucked those Prenda lawyers
Translucent razzmatazz water buffalo
  12/04/19
Cr
Tripping Duck-like Filthpig Hell
  12/04/19
Why should Allstate SHOW CAUSE why this matter should not be...
coiffed concupiscible stag film twinkling uncleanness
  12/04/19
Faggots (((Feldman))) and (((Klee))) fucked up here. This is...
histrionic embarrassed to the bone location friendly grandma
  12/03/19
180 this guy fucks
Aromatic site hominid
  12/03/19
amazing
Contagious Haunting Stead Mental Disorder
  12/03/19
this guy is going to be disbarred, right?
Exciting Jew
  12/03/19
That or suspended.
nighttime hideous lay
  12/03/19
Probably just go into alcohol / drtug counsling.
histrionic embarrassed to the bone location friendly grandma
  12/03/19
yeah hard to get disbarred if ur not stealing client funds. ...
plum unholy school sneaky criminal
  12/03/19
Yeah. I’d guess these antics will get him a lengthy su...
olive floppy corner antidepressant drug
  12/03/19
Idk this is CA....
cordovan hall
  12/05/19
Making multiple threats of violence is pretty hardcore. I do...
lilac domesticated parlour trust fund
  12/04/19
would he fit in at kirkland?
buck-toothed chad
  12/04/19
He needs a shady gay lawyer that can attest to the fact that...
Vibrant know-it-all property potus
  12/03/19
180
Blathering electric pervert
  12/03/19
lmao holy shit this guy is 180 this is the most awesome l...
claret confused laser beams
  12/03/19
Anytime now faggot.
thirsty jewess cuck
  12/03/19
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maniacal milk meetinghouse
  12/04/19
https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/p/AF1QipNz7dgXnVtIecuE70RZ...
buck-toothed chad
  12/03/19
i like how he dutifully copied the guy's lawyer on each emai...
impertinent school cafeteria corn cake
  12/03/19
Docket https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/16206729/alan...
lilac domesticated parlour trust fund
  12/04/19
“Allstate has incurred more than $6370 in attorneys&rs...
Big salmon feces philosopher-king
  12/04/19
Insurance companies are evil and deserve to have their asses...
lilac domesticated parlour trust fund
  12/04/19
Allstate is literally the worst insurance company of all tim...
Big salmon feces philosopher-king
  12/04/19
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Snowy Dashing Theatre New Version
  12/04/19
(State Farm adjuster)
excitant grizzly tank gas station
  12/05/19
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bateful market mediation
  12/04/19
I've never represented an insurer or done insurance defense ...
lilac domesticated parlour trust fund
  12/05/19
"Hey Klee you Cumstain the demand is now 302 million. P...
At-the-ready jet-lagged abode
  12/04/19
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maniacal milk meetinghouse
  12/04/19
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bateful market mediation
  12/04/19
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avocado exhilarant dilemma cuckoldry
  12/06/19
LOL 180, so many times I've wanted to send emails like this....
At-the-ready jet-lagged abode
  12/04/19
shitlawyers are just as repugnant in the same way
Irate Sickened Heaven
  12/04/19
most of the cursing and insulting language probably wouldn't...
olive floppy corner antidepressant drug
  12/04/19
peter when you are done felating your copy boy tell Allstate...
Irate Sickened Heaven
  12/04/19
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carnelian address
  12/04/19
Cr response here is to say you were absolutely blackout drun...
racy trailer park
  12/04/19
I don’t see any way he avoids a suspension here
olive floppy corner antidepressant drug
  12/04/19
absolutely inappropriate conduct for litigation. If only ...
low-t locale fortuitous meteor
  12/04/19
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plum unholy school sneaky criminal
  12/04/19
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Arousing native goyim
  12/04/19
it’s honiara
Aromatic site hominid
  12/04/19
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spruce old irish cottage principal's office
  12/04/19
From his AVVO reviews "He wrote a letter on my behal...
Judgmental stimulating national security agency
  12/04/19
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Arousing native goyim
  12/04/19
Sometimes you get Calm Chris, other times you get Cocaine Ch...
olive floppy corner antidepressant drug
  12/04/19
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Arousing native goyim
  12/04/19
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Vibrant know-it-all property potus
  12/04/19
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maniacal milk meetinghouse
  12/04/19
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plum unholy school sneaky criminal
  12/04/19
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Peach crawly office round eye
  12/04/19
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bateful market mediation
  12/04/19
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bipolar indecent stage
  12/04/19
HEY KLEE YOU CUMSTAIN
sapphire cracking institution
  12/04/19
Judge Wright - by the way - is an old WEMED partner and insu...
Talented maize becky
  12/04/19
Also a Star Trek fan
Translucent razzmatazz water buffalo
  12/04/19
Do u shitlaw 2?
Arousing native goyim
  12/04/19
(confirmed shitlawyer)
spruce old irish cottage principal's office
  12/04/19
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primrose plaza
  12/04/19
PAY UP FUCKFACE
sapphire cracking institution
  12/04/19
😂
Splenetic copper sex offender skinny woman
  12/04/19
His LinkedIn says it took 6 years to compete UG.
Judgmental stimulating national security agency
  12/04/19
wonder how many of his professors he threatened
olive floppy corner antidepressant drug
  12/04/19
It would be an awesome twist if he is a Mormon who went on a...
lilac domesticated parlour trust fund
  12/04/19
Van Not-So-Wilder
Vibrant know-it-all property potus
  12/04/19
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histrionic embarrassed to the bone location friendly grandma
  12/04/19
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bateful market mediation
  12/04/19
the other lawyer should be sanctioned trying to backdoor in ...
Impressive marvelous piazza masturbator
  12/04/19
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low-t locale fortuitous meteor
  12/04/19
Anytime now faggot
thirsty jewess cuck
  12/04/19
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french blood rage
  12/04/19
This reminds me of a Texas litigator I faced in a case once....
french blood rage
  12/04/19
so you’re saying Hook might not be nuts after all?
Aromatic site hominid
  12/05/19
He isn’t nuts. He’s torpedoed his career as a l...
olive floppy corner antidepressant drug
  12/05/19
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Talented maize becky
  12/05/19
Is this national news? I read it on here yesterday, and I&r...
aphrodisiac famous landscape painting nowag
  12/05/19
it isn't, so you know some down low poasters
olive floppy corner antidepressant drug
  12/05/19
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bipolar indecent stage
  12/05/19
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sapphire cracking institution
  12/05/19
Are you going to reply to my email today or what?
maniacal milk meetinghouse
  12/05/19
ANY TIME NOW FAGGOT
aphrodisiac famous landscape painting nowag
  12/05/19
UPDATE: It pains me to poast a link to ATL, but they found H...
sapphire cracking institution
  12/05/19
Could've been worse.
maniacal milk meetinghouse
  12/05/19
I'm pretty sure the only right move for Hook was to claim su...
sapphire cracking institution
  12/05/19
It was puffery! Always Be Closing faggot!
aphrodisiac famous landscape painting nowag
  12/05/19
That judge is going to tell Hook to PAY UP FUCKFACE
sapphire cracking institution
  12/05/19
The best timeline would be the one where Judge Wright issues...
Translucent razzmatazz water buffalo
  12/06/19
He could have said, "What is wrong with telling someone...
maniacal milk meetinghouse
  12/05/19
cr, what a fucking idiot. "confidential negotiation ta...
olive floppy corner antidepressant drug
  12/05/19
His writing is surprisingly cogent. Full document here: ...
odious dog poop church
  12/05/19
Surprisingly coherent.
sapphire cracking institution
  12/05/19
I just started it, but he claims that the defendant relies o...
olive floppy corner antidepressant drug
  12/05/19
No doubt. I'm just surprised that he managed to conjure up a...
sapphire cracking institution
  12/05/19
his argument that statements made in connection with settlem...
olive floppy corner antidepressant drug
  12/05/19
It's retarded. He's going to get ass fucked.
Judgmental stimulating national security agency
  12/05/19
This guy has shit judgment. he’s just compounding the ...
olive floppy corner antidepressant drug
  12/05/19
Otis Wright is going to put his geriatric long dick of the l...
Judgmental stimulating national security agency
  12/06/19
It's not crazy, but it's also not very persuasive, and it wi...
lilac domesticated parlour trust fund
  12/05/19
Obviously it's a very dumb argument. But after reading his e...
sapphire cracking institution
  12/05/19
(Xo 2019)
aphrodisiac famous landscape painting nowag
  12/05/19
It was for effect! If you don't buy that, it was out of frus...
lilac domesticated parlour trust fund
  12/05/19
This guy is funny, but kind of a 162 version of the Alpha As...
Fuchsia Underhanded Locus
  12/05/19
"you will be lucky to work as a notary public in El Caj...
stirring idiot
  12/05/19
What's even funnier about this is that a common insult among...
maniacal milk meetinghouse
  12/05/19
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stirring idiot
  12/05/19
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Tantric fragrant temple
  12/06/19
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avocado exhilarant dilemma cuckoldry
  12/06/19
Can we all please take a moment to shit on the humorless She...
magical indian lodge
  12/05/19
I agree until the “I know where you live”/ &ldqu...
aphrodisiac famous landscape painting nowag
  12/05/19
Pussy
titillating legal warrant forum
  12/05/19
...
Blue Flickering People Who Are Hurt
  12/06/19
You wouldn't take the opportunity to win your client's case ...
lilac domesticated parlour trust fund
  12/05/19
(guy who is completely unfamiliar with how ID law works)
Talented maize becky
  12/06/19
In context, I don't know what you're getting at.
lilac domesticated parlour trust fund
  12/07/19
i've had "amusing" OCs, not like this but, bad. it...
seedy fighting kitty
  12/05/19
I'm involved in a heated back-and-forth email exchange right...
maniacal milk meetinghouse
  12/05/19
lmao at this extreme shitlaw tactic also why do you have ...
Galvanic yapping brunch karate
  12/06/19
it's funny that the "copy client" trick is so prev...
olive floppy corner antidepressant drug
  12/06/19
I always check the addresses before I reply. Do shitlaw o...
lilac domesticated parlour trust fund
  12/07/19
lol, if someone tried this retarded trick on me I'd say &quo...
Talented maize becky
  12/06/19
Wish rach hadn’t scrambled; I’d love to know whi...
ruby heady whorehouse
  10/01/20
lol, no.
Judgmental stimulating national security agency
  12/06/19
Shitlaw dood sending unhinged emails at 4:27 a.m. is DEFINIT...
Brilliant abusive party of the first part
  12/05/19
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bateful market mediation
  12/05/19
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Blue Flickering People Who Are Hurt
  12/06/19
judging from the content of emails this guy had to be on a m...
olive floppy corner antidepressant drug
  12/06/19
(voice of experience)
Judgmental stimulating national security agency
  12/06/19
probably shocking to most poasters here, but I have never do...
olive floppy corner antidepressant drug
  12/06/19
Tbf, I am surprised
Judgmental stimulating national security agency
  12/06/19
😎
olive floppy corner antidepressant drug
  12/07/19
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Nofapping hilarious partner church building
  12/07/19
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Blathering electric pervert
  12/13/19
How's Sheppard Mullin?
Crimson death wish
  12/14/19
Dude is going to get got... By Lauren Berg Law360, Los A...
Submissive house dragon
  12/17/19
Lol . . .he orchestrated that late entrance with his clients...
mind-boggling theater
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Tantric fragrant temple
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off the hook
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Aromatic site hominid
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306 million gay boys.
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You are going to get fucking tattooed across the face Klee
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Date: December 3rd, 2019 7:56 PM
Author: adventurous really tough guy goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210506)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 9:14 PM
Author: histrionic embarrassed to the bone location friendly grandma

This guy seems 180 as fuck. I demand CSLG hire him NOW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210873)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 9:19 PM
Author: Vibrant know-it-all property potus

(Christopher Hook)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210898)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 9:20 PM
Author: histrionic embarrassed to the bone location friendly grandma

I don't mind when people accuse me of being a gook, but I refuse to allow anyone to call me shitlawer or TTT grad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210904)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 9:35 PM
Author: Peach crawly office round eye

(Christopher Gook)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210976)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 9:45 PM
Author: histrionic embarrassed to the bone location friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211005)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 5:35 AM
Author: Arousing native goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39212249)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 1:00 PM
Author: maniacal milk meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39213895)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 8:52 PM
Author: appetizing internal respiration hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39216236)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 9:27 PM
Author: Harsh azure striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39216442)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 9:40 PM
Author: Aromatic site hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39216548)



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Date: December 6th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author: Blue Flickering People Who Are Hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39222430)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 7:19 AM
Author: learning disabled demanding garrison

Very gooky post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39217706)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 10:31 PM
Author: Tantric fragrant temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211264)



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Date: December 28th, 2019 12:32 PM
Author: bateful market mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39339416)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 7:59 PM
Author: kink-friendly angry business firm rigpig

Lmao 180. what's his moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210513)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 7:59 PM
Author: Translucent razzmatazz water buffalo

(without testicles)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210522)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 11:23 PM
Author: thirsty jewess cuck

That was the best part

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211502)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 11:29 PM
Author: carnelian address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211530)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 12:45 AM
Author: mind-boggling theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211876)



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Date: December 6th, 2019 12:09 AM
Author: Blue Flickering People Who Are Hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39222457)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 8:01 PM
Author: Insecure lettuce newt

to be fair, peter klee kinda has gay face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210534)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 8:02 PM
Author: Translucent razzmatazz water buffalo

"306 million gay boys" would be a good moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210536)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 9:25 PM
Author: Contagious Haunting Stead Mental Disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210923)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 8:03 PM
Author: Aqua den weed whacker

Anytime now faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210544)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 8:04 PM
Author: soul-stirring stock car

His one Yelp review:

I sought the legal services of Chris G Hook after an unsatisfactory experience with my previous attorney, and I'm glad I retained Chris for his legal expertise.

Chris listens to what you have to say and takes time to establish a logical approach to your case, the course it might take, and potential resolutions. He's willing to entertain an idea, and argue the pros and cons, while interjecting his legal experience to help in the decision making process.

Chris is very accessible and when he's not, he will call back or email at his earliest convenience.

Chris makes you feel at ease and he explains legal terms and procedures, without condescension.

As I mentioned at the outset, I turned to Chris after an unsatisfactory experience with another lawyer, and I wish I had retained Chris from the start. Chris explained the various aspects of the case and what he would do differently and more efficiently, and emailed important legal documents for my review.

All in all, I'm very satisfied with his professionalism, his approach, and again his accessibility.

Thanks Chris!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210553)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 11:16 PM
Author: olive floppy corner antidepressant drug

Definitely not written by Chris himself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211469)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 5:36 AM
Author: Arousing native goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39212250)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 1:00 PM
Author: maniacal milk meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39213901)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 1:47 PM
Author: flesh generalized bond

Clearly. Didn't even invoke the long dick of the law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39214228)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 1:52 PM
Author: Arousing native goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39214274)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 9:24 PM
Author: multi-colored burgundy black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39216418)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 9:26 PM
Author: bipolar indecent stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39216436)



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Date: December 6th, 2019 12:08 AM
Author: Blue Flickering People Who Are Hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39222455)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 1:11 PM
Author: olive floppy corner antidepressant drug

Sup Chris!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39213953)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 7:22 PM
Author: laughsome ticket booth sweet tailpipe

I love this part: Chris is really responsive except for when he’s not and when he’s not he’ll get back to you when it’s convenient for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39215849)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 8:05 PM
Author: kink-friendly angry business firm rigpig

The guy needs to seek the advice of CSLG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210555)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 8:05 PM
Author: bat shit crazy crackhouse pocket flask

Since graduating from Law School in May, 2008, Mr. Hook has worked as Mr. Schlein's associates. Under Mr. Schlein's supervision, he drafts documents, performs legal research, and makes court appearances. In college, Mr. Hook was very active in student politics. In law school, Mr. Hook was captain of the Duberstein Moot Court Competition team.

http://www.rcslaw.org/AttorneyProfiles.html

Duberstein???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210560)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 8:13 PM
Author: Vibrant know-it-all property potus

180, he's definitely a poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210593)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 7:47 PM
Author: bateful market mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39215944)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 8:17 PM
Author: Hairraiser hyperactive national

“What should I do with my hands?”

“I don’t know. Try just laying them flat on the fucking table.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210612)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 9:22 PM
Author: hateful messiness range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210913)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 9:25 PM
Author: Contagious Haunting Stead Mental Disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210925)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 11:34 PM
Author: swollen station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211560)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 12:46 AM
Author: mind-boggling theater

He's got that spaceporn look going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211881)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 11:22 AM
Author: odious dog poop church

another sim glitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39213127)



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Date: December 6th, 2019 2:13 PM
Author: Fluffy casino

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39225088)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 8:06 PM
Author: bat shit crazy crackhouse pocket flask

My wife needed quality and focused representation in a complex legal matter. We were referred to Mr. Hook by another talented lawyer and trusted friend. Mr. Hook did an exemplary job in handling the matter and, most importantly, provided frequent status updates along the way. I highly recommend his services. He is extremely client oriented, a staunch advocate for his clients, and clearly respected by his peers (including his adversaries).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210562)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 8:07 PM
Author: bat shit crazy crackhouse pocket flask

Mr Hook did research for me on case that was 51 years old and originally handled by his grandfather. I was completely lost on all aspects of this case because of the time factor. Mr Hook retrieved all the records, represented me in court and provided me with options. I am totally satisfied with his work and integrity and has my utmost trust when i request his services in the near future.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210569)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 8:07 PM
Author: bat shit crazy crackhouse pocket flask

Mr Hook did research for me on case that was 51 years old and originally handled by his grandfather. I was completely lost on all aspects of this case because of the time factor. Mr Hook retrieved all the records, represented me in court and provided me with options. I am totally satisfied with his work and integrity and has my utmost trust when i request his services in the near future.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210571)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 12:10 AM
Author: Dark menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211730)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 8:09 PM
Author: lilac domesticated parlour trust fund

"Allstate is using people who are borderline retarded to adjust complex claims."

I've heard crazier things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210582)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 8:25 PM
Author: appetizing internal respiration hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210638)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 8:27 PM
Author: bipolar indecent stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210644)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 6:09 PM
Author: Self-absorbed gunner mad-dog skullcap

yeah lol @ this shitlawyer thinking that insurance adjusters being retards is some area 51-level secret

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39220704)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 8:14 PM
Author: Vibrant know-it-all property potus

I fucking love this guy.

Was he disbarred?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210596)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 8:17 PM
Author: Provocative sick trump supporter

the emails are only two weeks old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210609)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 8:17 PM
Author: aphrodisiac famous landscape painting nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210614)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 8:18 PM
Author: Vibrant know-it-all property potus

Maybe this is is lawyer suicide so that he never has to practice again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210617)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 8:35 PM
Author: aphrodisiac famous landscape painting nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210688)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 5:16 PM
Author: titillating legal warrant forum

He would never be disbarred for this.

Likely 3 month suspension.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39220485)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 10:03 PM
Author: Judgmental stimulating national security agency

He will be soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211108)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 1:02 PM
Author: maniacal milk meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39213905)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 8:15 PM
Author: Vibrant know-it-all property potus

Thomas Jefferson School of Law JD - Juris Doctor 2006

University of California, Santa Barbara BA - Bachelor of Arts 2003

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210604)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 8:19 PM
Author: bipolar indecent stage

CLSG, you gonna offer this man a job?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210621)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 1:50 AM
Author: excitant grizzly tank gas station

Nah, this guy is too unhinged. My e-mails are professional and aggressive with a touch of douchebag. But I would have zero problem with the state bar reading my letters. This guy would get my firm dismantled.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39217498)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 8:19 PM
Author: aphrodisiac famous landscape painting nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210622)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 8:20 PM
Author: Vibrant know-it-all property potus

The pumo is (Klee)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210623)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 8:21 PM
Author: aphrodisiac famous landscape painting nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210626)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: adventurous really tough guy goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211229)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 8:23 PM
Author: Spectacular overrated police squad

this hook guy was posted on xo before, the google link to his yelp was purple for me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210632)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 8:28 PM
Author: kink-friendly angry business firm rigpig

(Peter Klee)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210647)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 8:57 PM
Author: Galvanic yapping brunch karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210790)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 9:17 PM
Author: Peach crawly office round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210889)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 1:02 PM
Author: maniacal milk meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39213911)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 8:37 PM
Author: appetizing internal respiration hospital

every e-mail is a gem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210695)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 8:41 PM
Author: adventurous really tough guy goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210711)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 1:03 PM
Author: maniacal milk meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39213915)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 7:48 PM
Author: bateful market mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39215947)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 8:50 PM
Author: Medicated Resort Faggot Firefighter

Fun read, but why is Sheppard Mullin doing insurance defense?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210757)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 9:12 PM
Author: appetizing internal respiration hospital

add enough zeroes (e.g., 306 million gay boys) and we're all doing insurance defense in one way or another

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210861)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 1:50 AM
Author: plum unholy school sneaky criminal

tbf why is this "biglaw" firm doing a shitlaw case that they value at $200K at most?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39212019)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 11:39 AM
Author: Arousing native goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39213241)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 11:17 AM
Author: Talented maize becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39213076)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 9:25 PM
Author: plum unholy school sneaky criminal

shitty biglaw does glorified large shitlaw defense cases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210924)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 10:32 PM
Author: Tantric fragrant temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211270)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 12:10 AM
Author: Dark menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211732)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: 180 spot

I actually interviewed a Sheppard Mullin associate a few weeks ago. He had pretty legit credentials and said he went to Sheppard because he wanted to live in San Diego. He basically said the work was low dollar shitlaw, and he wanted out. I recommended a ding because I thought he was bring a histrionic crybaby shitting on Sheppard. But this makes me think I might have been harsh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211922)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 1:19 AM
Author: Lascivious pungent coldplay fan

If his biglaw credentials were better than yours, you shouldn’t have doubted him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211957)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 1:49 AM
Author: plum unholy school sneaky criminal

feldman is PUG/HLS and is literally a shitlaw rainmaker:

https://www.sheppardmullin.com/mfeldman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39212015)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 8:40 AM
Author: olive floppy corner antidepressant drug

Languages: Hebrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39212487)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 12:54 PM
Author: plum unholy school sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39213846)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 10:39 AM
Author: drab senate

He has an asshole appearance. Reminds me of the partner I primarily worked for in biglaw. Total fucking dick with the ability to go into toddler style rages (throwing pens, phone, etc.).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39212891)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 4:31 PM
Author: spruce old irish cottage principal's office

He has an ideal appearance for a litigator. I have to admit, I would NEVER hire a non-Jew or someone with a soft face as a litigator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39215092)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 4:29 PM
Author: spruce old irish cottage principal's office

He look pretty alpha and high-T for a kike. I would bet $100k he's on TRT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39215085)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 5:51 PM
Author: lilac domesticated parlour trust fund

You think he has atrophied balls?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39220620)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 5:47 PM
Author: Brilliant abusive party of the first part

exactly - that's what stood out to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39220599)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 8:58 PM
Author: Galvanic yapping brunch karate

180. cslg sign him up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210792)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 9:13 PM
Author: Big salmon feces philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210868)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 9:18 PM
Author: Snowy Dashing Theatre New Version

So this is exhibit 1 to what exactly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210892)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 9:19 PM
Author: histrionic embarrassed to the bone location friendly grandma

I was not dumb enough to throw my life away doing litigation, but I'm guessing this is an exchit to some kind of motion to sanction are boy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210900)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 9:26 PM
Author: Snowy Dashing Theatre New Version

Yeah didnt look at the date. Just a week or two ago. Was wondering at first if this was a disciplinary proceeding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210930)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 9:27 PM
Author: plum unholy school sneaky criminal

22 respm Declaration (Motion related) Tue 11/26 12:01 PM

DECLARATION of Peter H. Klee In Support Of EX PARTE APPLICATION to Dismiss Case 20 filed by Defendant Allstate Insurance Company.(Feldman, Marc)

Att: 1 Exhibit Exhibit 1 to Declaration of Peter Klee ISO Ex Parte Application

21 9 pgs respm Memorandum in Support of Motion Tue 11/26 11:59 AM

MEMORANDUM in Support of EX PARTE APPLICATION to Dismiss Case 20 filed by Defendant Allstate Insurance Company. (Feldman, Marc)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210933)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 1:05 PM
Author: maniacal milk meetinghouse

I was assuming it was an exhibit to a Civil Harassment Restraining Order because the email with the "karma is a bitch paid in spades, I know where you live, Petey" is highlighted. If he somehow hadn't crossed the line before that, he definitely did there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39213926)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 7:50 PM
Author: bateful market mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39215952)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 9:26 PM
Author: Violet Vigorous Nursing Home

i wanna hear the ostensibly reasonable and polite voicemail that he left. i love the idea of a lawyer sending these 180 emails and then acting like a totally normal dude over the phone and in person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210929)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 9:40 PM
Author: Hairless Double Fault

This stood out to me as well

Guessing there may be some substance abuse issues at play here and he is firing off emails a la TT late at night while completely hammered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210987)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 9:56 PM
Author: sapphire cracking institution

This. He was on a bender on 11/23 that lasted into Sunday morning. With hilarious results.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211063)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 11:30 PM
Author: Harsh azure striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211535)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 11:18 AM
Author: Talented maize becky

alcohol is so 180 we should all be on it all the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39213092)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 2:03 PM
Author: Arousing native goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39214344)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 2:30 PM
Author: sapphire cracking institution

Those gay boys at Sheppard Mullin might not have been so butthurt about the emails if they had been high or drunk. PAY UP FUCKFACES.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39214531)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 2:31 PM
Author: Arousing native goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39214535)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 3:31 PM
Author: Talented maize becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39214828)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 4:09 PM
Author: Contagious Haunting Stead Mental Disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39220214)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 1:07 PM
Author: maniacal milk meetinghouse

I love doing that. Art of War. Send scathing email and then when they call you on the phone you pick up and are all, "OH, HEY! HOW'S IT GOING BUDDY!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39213934)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 6:36 PM
Author: cobalt very tactful son of senegal

(bitch who's afraid of confrontation)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39215681)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 7:52 PM
Author: bateful market mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39215955)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 6:28 PM
Author: cordovan hall

This is more alpha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39220794)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 9:27 PM
Author: histrionic embarrassed to the bone location friendly grandma

Can any CaliFags state a NYC firm with the equivalent prestige that Sheppard Mullen has in LA?

Trying to get the context right here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210932)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 9:28 PM
Author: Violet Vigorous Nursing Home

kramer levin?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210941)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 9:51 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle up-to-no-good library gaming laptop

Katten

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211032)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 11:09 PM
Author: drab senate

Brown rudnick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211446)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 9:28 PM
Author: plum unholy school sneaky criminal

UPDATE: looks like USDJ issued an OSC against hook yesterday and he's fucked:

MINUTES (IN CHAMBERS) by Judge Otis D. Wright, II: On November 26, 2019, Defendant Allstate Insurance Company filed an Ex Parte Application against Plaintiffs Alan Baker and Linda B. Oliver20 . In that Application, Defendant requests an order (1) dismissing the case with prejudice; (2) disqualifying Mr. Christopher G. Hook as Plaintiffs Counsel; (3) entering a Temporary Restraining Order against Mr. Hook;(4) issuing a Protective Order preventing depositions; and (5) sanctions. (See Ex Parte Appl.) Hitherto, Plaintiffs have failed to oppose Defendants Application; thus, the Court finds that the Application is unopposed. Accordingly, the Court GRANTS Defendants request for a Protective Order to suspend all scheduled depositions until the resolution of this Application. Furthermore, the Court sets this matter for hearing on December 16, 2019, at 1:30 p.m. The Parties (including Mr. Baker, Ms. Oliver, and an Allstate representative) are ORDERED to appear and SHOW CAUSE why this matter should not be dismissed with prejudice, why Mr. Hook should not be disqualified asPlaintiffs Counsel, why this Court should not issue a restraining order, and why this Court should not sanction Mr. Hook. Failure to appear by either of the Plaintiffs shall be construed as a failure to comply with this Courts order and may result in sanctions. (lc)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210944)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 9:37 PM
Author: Galvanic yapping brunch karate

someone, please go help hook pro bono

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210980)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 11:13 PM
Author: drab senate

Can you break this down for a trannymo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211457)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 7:39 AM
Author: Judgmental stimulating national security agency

Hook = fucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39212394)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 11:16 PM
Author: Big salmon feces philosopher-king

Can we file amicus briefs in support of this hero standing against Allstate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211466)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 11:19 PM
Author: plum unholy school sneaky criminal

368 anonymous mentally ill lawyers who exercise their constitutional right to stand with christopher hook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211483)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 11:20 PM
Author: Big salmon feces philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211490)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 11:31 PM
Author: Vivacious wild base

RARE 180 4 U

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211545)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 11:32 PM
Author: jade legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211552)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 11:34 PM
Author: Medicated Resort Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211557)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 12:14 AM
Author: Dark menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211749)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 1:01 AM
Author: racy trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211915)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 1:17 AM
Author: Blathering electric pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211953)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 10:43 AM
Author: godawful curious stage affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39212903)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 11:20 AM
Author: Talented maize becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39213111)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 11:40 AM
Author: Arousing native goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39213246)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 1:08 PM
Author: maniacal milk meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39213940)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 1:13 PM
Author: ivory beady-eyed theater stage knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39213973)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 1:54 PM
Author: Splenetic copper sex offender skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39214282)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 2:06 PM
Author: aquamarine wagecucks rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39214364)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 2:30 PM
Author: sapphire cracking institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39214532)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 4:27 PM
Author: Tantric fragrant temple

180 bazillion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39215071)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 7:53 PM
Author: Aromatic site hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39215956)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 7:54 PM
Author: bateful market mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39215963)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 9:42 PM
Author: low-t locale fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39216571)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 4:58 PM
Author: swashbuckling lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39220406)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 5:14 PM
Author: titillating legal warrant forum

Dracula and hitler hitler hitler write in support for Mr. Hook, Your Honor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39220476)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 5:34 PM
Author: cerebral high-end sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39220549)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 5:51 PM
Author: Brilliant abusive party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39220621)



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Date: December 6th, 2019 11:56 AM
Author: mildly autistic pit windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39224302)



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Date: December 6th, 2019 1:48 PM
Author: stirring idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39224928)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 1:06 AM
Author: 180 spot

Someone should go and do a live thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211928)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author: Translucent razzmatazz water buffalo

That's the judge that fucked those Prenda lawyers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39212002)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 2:03 PM
Author: Tripping Duck-like Filthpig Hell

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39214342)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 10:51 AM
Author: coiffed concupiscible stag film twinkling uncleanness

Why should Allstate SHOW CAUSE why this matter should not be dismissed with prejudice?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39212940)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 9:30 PM
Author: histrionic embarrassed to the bone location friendly grandma

Faggots (((Feldman))) and (((Klee))) fucked up here. This is only going to boost his career.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210949)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 9:33 PM
Author: Aromatic site hominid

180 this guy fucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210969)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 9:33 PM
Author: Contagious Haunting Stead Mental Disorder

amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210970)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 9:37 PM
Author: Exciting Jew

this guy is going to be disbarred, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210978)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 9:44 PM
Author: nighttime hideous lay

That or suspended.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211000)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 9:58 PM
Author: histrionic embarrassed to the bone location friendly grandma

Probably just go into alcohol / drtug counsling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211073)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 10:04 PM
Author: plum unholy school sneaky criminal

yeah hard to get disbarred if ur not stealing client funds. EVERY disbarment case seems to be stealing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211115)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 11:22 PM
Author: olive floppy corner antidepressant drug

Yeah. I’d guess these antics will get him a lengthy suspension of a year or so that may end his career as a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211499)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 6:32 PM
Author: cordovan hall

Idk this is CA....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39220811)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 12:12 AM
Author: lilac domesticated parlour trust fund

Making multiple threats of violence is pretty hardcore. I doubt he's going to get away with just counseling. He's looking at disbarment or a long suspension.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211739)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 8:12 AM
Author: buck-toothed chad

would he fit in at kirkland?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39212433)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 10:30 PM
Author: Vibrant know-it-all property potus

He needs a shady gay lawyer that can attest to the fact that Klee is in fact a homosexual.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211257)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 10:48 PM
Author: Blathering electric pervert

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211358)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 11:15 PM
Author: claret confused laser beams

lmao holy shit this guy is 180

this is the most awesome lawyer-related thing i have ever seen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211464)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 11:29 PM
Author: thirsty jewess cuck

Anytime now faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211531)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 1:09 PM
Author: maniacal milk meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39213946)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 11:36 PM
Author: buck-toothed chad

https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/p/AF1QipNz7dgXnVtIecuE70RZRmbhPPWVxh6xDAREkfZ-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211576)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 11:37 PM
Author: impertinent school cafeteria corn cake

i like how he dutifully copied the guy's lawyer on each email to comply with the ethics rules

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211582)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 12:09 AM
Author: lilac domesticated parlour trust fund

Docket

https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/16206729/alan-baker-v-allstate-insurance-company/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211724)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 12:20 AM
Author: Big salmon feces philosopher-king

“Allstate has incurred more than $6370 in attorneys’ fees in bringing this ex parte application (not including the time reviewing and evaluating Mr. Hook’s barrage of emails)“

Good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211780)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 12:23 AM
Author: lilac domesticated parlour trust fund

Insurance companies are evil and deserve to have their asses kicked more, but law doesn't need more wacky shitheads, either. I side with Allstate this time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211792)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 12:27 AM
Author: Big salmon feces philosopher-king

Allstate is literally the worst insurance company of all time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211812)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 8:42 AM
Author: Snowy Dashing Theatre New Version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39212493)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 1:54 AM
Author: excitant grizzly tank gas station

(State Farm adjuster)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39217507)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 7:56 PM
Author: bateful market mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39215969)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 5:05 PM
Author: lilac domesticated parlour trust fund

I've never represented an insurer or done insurance defense work. I've sued insurers. In fact, I'm taking a break from doing coverage research for a policyholder to write this post. Suing insurers is one of my favorite things in law. And I routinely tell people, "the insurance company is not your friend; don't trust them." Even so, sometimes people manage to be worse than insurers. This looks like one of those times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39220439)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 12:21 AM
Author: At-the-ready jet-lagged abode

"Hey Klee you Cumstain the demand is now 302 million. Pay up fuckface."

LOL definitely a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211782)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 1:10 PM
Author: maniacal milk meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39213948)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 7:56 PM
Author: bateful market mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39215970)



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Date: December 6th, 2019 11:49 AM
Author: avocado exhilarant dilemma cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39224275)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 12:26 AM
Author: At-the-ready jet-lagged abode

LOL 180, so many times I've wanted to send emails like this. It 100% should be permitted. Fuck all these rules about professional courtesy and shit. All defense lawyers for GC should be waterboarded and raped by Darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211809)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 12:53 AM
Author: Irate Sickened Heaven

shitlawyers are just as repugnant in the same way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211900)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 11:19 AM
Author: olive floppy corner antidepressant drug

most of the cursing and insulting language probably wouldn't result in this nutcase getting pwned, but telling the guy "I know where you live" and then emailing the guy his home address and apparently naming his wife was a bit over the line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39213107)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 12:50 AM
Author: Irate Sickened Heaven

peter when you are done felating your copy boy tell Allstate the demand is now 305 million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211894)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 1:02 AM
Author: carnelian address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211919)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 1:10 AM
Author: racy trailer park

Cr response here is to say you were absolutely blackout drunk, take your mandatory AA or whatever they give you, and maybe you can avoid suspension or disbarment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211939)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 8:41 AM
Author: olive floppy corner antidepressant drug

I don’t see any way he avoids a suspension here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39212491)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 1:56 AM
Author: low-t locale fortuitous meteor

absolutely inappropriate conduct for litigation.

If only he had a racist law message board to rant on he could remain dignified in his emails

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39212023)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 1:58 AM
Author: plum unholy school sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39212030)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 5:32 AM
Author: Arousing native goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39212247)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 11:19 AM
Author: Aromatic site hominid

it’s honiara

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39213094)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 4:32 PM
Author: spruce old irish cottage principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39215103)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 8:04 AM
Author: Judgmental stimulating national security agency

From his AVVO reviews

"He wrote a letter on my behalf the next day. I appreciated Chris’s calm, collective, educated and firm approach. In the end, I didn’t have to go to court (which I was relieved), and Chris settled the dispute on my behalf. Chris is an excellent lawyer!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39212416)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 8:36 AM
Author: Arousing native goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39212479)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 8:43 AM
Author: olive floppy corner antidepressant drug

Sometimes you get Calm Chris, other times you get Cocaine Chris

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39212494)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 11:42 AM
Author: Arousing native goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39213259)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 12:49 PM
Author: Vibrant know-it-all property potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39213807)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 1:11 PM
Author: maniacal milk meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39213954)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 2:28 PM
Author: plum unholy school sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39214525)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 4:34 PM
Author: Peach crawly office round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39215114)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 7:57 PM
Author: bateful market mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39215976)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 10:40 AM
Author: bipolar indecent stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39212896)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 11:12 AM
Author: sapphire cracking institution

HEY KLEE YOU CUMSTAIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39213041)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 11:19 AM
Author: Talented maize becky

Judge Wright - by the way - is an old WEMED partner and insurance defense to the core. I have no clue why this guy keeps saying Judge Wright is going to run to his rescue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39213105)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 11:24 AM
Author: Translucent razzmatazz water buffalo

Also a Star Trek fan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39213144)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 11:41 AM
Author: Arousing native goyim

Do u shitlaw 2?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39213250)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 4:33 PM
Author: spruce old irish cottage principal's office

(confirmed shitlawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39215110)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 1:09 PM
Author: primrose plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39213942)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 1:19 PM
Author: sapphire cracking institution

PAY UP FUCKFACE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39214009)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 1:57 PM
Author: Splenetic copper sex offender skinny woman

😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39214299)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 2:12 PM
Author: Judgmental stimulating national security agency

His LinkedIn says it took 6 years to compete UG.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39214400)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: olive floppy corner antidepressant drug

wonder how many of his professors he threatened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39214541)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 4:31 PM
Author: lilac domesticated parlour trust fund

It would be an awesome twist if he is a Mormon who went on a two-year mission during undergrad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39215097)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 7:05 PM
Author: Vibrant know-it-all property potus

Van Not-So-Wilder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39215793)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 8:53 PM
Author: histrionic embarrassed to the bone location friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39216238)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 10:12 PM
Author: bateful market mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39216734)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 8:58 PM
Author: Impressive marvelous piazza masturbator

the other lawyer should be sanctioned trying to backdoor in emails clearly covered as confidential settlement negotiations. disgusting insurance defense counsel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39216257)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 9:09 PM
Author: low-t locale fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39216336)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 8:59 PM
Author: thirsty jewess cuck

Anytime now faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39216270)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: french blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39216766)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 10:30 PM
Author: french blood rage

This reminds me of a Texas litigator I faced in a case once. He made his career absolutely trolling insurance defense lawyers, but in reasonably high stakes cases brought by respectable companies. He was an absolute pest until the insurers just gave in. Had a drink with him after the case was over and he talked about how insurance companies are the biggest pussies out there and will use the same strategy for shit cases as they do for high-stakes cases. From the plaintiff's perspective, the marginal cost of firing off 20 emails to opposing counsel on borderline frivolous issues is low, yet they make defense costs balloon. Insurance companies being insurance companies, when they see legal fees start rising they'll just overpay and make things go away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39216818)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 4:31 AM
Author: Aromatic site hominid

so you’re saying Hook might not be nuts after all?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39217648)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 6:20 AM
Author: olive floppy corner antidepressant drug

He isn’t nuts. He’s torpedoed his career as a lawyer, which means he doesn’t have to do this anymore. It’s the rest of us who are insane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39217692)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 9:22 AM
Author: Talented maize becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39217864)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 1:38 AM
Author: aphrodisiac famous landscape painting nowag

Is this national news? I read it on here yesterday, and I’m grtting emails and texts about it today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39217481)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 7:05 AM
Author: olive floppy corner antidepressant drug

it isn't, so you know some down low poasters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39217701)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 9:30 AM
Author: bipolar indecent stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39217895)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 9:32 AM
Author: sapphire cracking institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39217904)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: maniacal milk meetinghouse

Are you going to reply to my email today or what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39218652)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 12:42 PM
Author: aphrodisiac famous landscape painting nowag

ANY TIME NOW FAGGOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39218867)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 2:02 PM
Author: sapphire cracking institution

UPDATE: It pains me to poast a link to ATL, but they found Hook's response, which was the wrong response.

https://abovethelaw.com/2019/12/small-firm-lawyer-tells-biglaw-team-to-eat-bowl-of-dicks-during-settlement-negotiations/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39219482)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 2:06 PM
Author: maniacal milk meetinghouse

Could've been worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39219519)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 2:09 PM
Author: sapphire cracking institution

I'm pretty sure the only right move for Hook was to claim substance abuse and promise to undergo treatment. Instead, he said he did it intentionally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39219533)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 2:12 PM
Author: aphrodisiac famous landscape painting nowag

It was puffery! Always Be Closing faggot!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39219548)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 2:14 PM
Author: sapphire cracking institution

That judge is going to tell Hook to PAY UP FUCKFACE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39219561)



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Date: December 6th, 2019 11:55 AM
Author: Translucent razzmatazz water buffalo

The best timeline would be the one where Judge Wright issues a one-line order saying exactly that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39224298)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 2:15 PM
Author: maniacal milk meetinghouse

He could have said, "What is wrong with telling someone to eat a bowl of dicks? I was referring to the second definition here:

/dik/

Learn to pronounce

VULGAR SLANG

nounVULGAR SLANG

1.

a penis.

2.

NORTH AMERICAN

anything at all.

"you don't know dick about this—you haven't a clue!"

I was saying, "Eat a bowl of anything at all." What is offensive about that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39219568)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 4:08 PM
Author: olive floppy corner antidepressant drug

cr, what a fucking idiot. "confidential negotiation tactic." LOL. this guy is just another dimwit shitlawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39220206)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 4:01 PM
Author: odious dog poop church

His writing is surprisingly cogent.

Full document here:

https://www.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.cacd.758790/gov.uscourts.cacd.758790.26.0.pdf



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39220162)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 4:09 PM
Author: sapphire cracking institution

Surprisingly coherent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39220217)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 4:12 PM
Author: olive floppy corner antidepressant drug

I just started it, but he claims that the defendant relies on a "hearsay reference" that hook said he knew where gayface lived.

there's a fucking email from hook that says "I know where you live" and another one where you can tell hook typed his address, as well as gayface's wife's name.

this guy is going to get fucked up his ass by the court.

but, yeah, the writing is WAY better than I would have expected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39220226)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 4:15 PM
Author: sapphire cracking institution

No doubt. I'm just surprised that he managed to conjure up a legalistic argument.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39220236)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 4:18 PM
Author: olive floppy corner antidepressant drug

his argument that statements made in connection with settlement discussions are privileged and can't be used against him is 180. ONE WEIRD TRICK by which a lawyer can get away with anything, including threatening someone - just do it and throw in a reference to settling a case.

I also liked that he claims the emails contain statements "purportedly" made by him and his very good point that the emails haven't been properly authenticated so the court should disregard them.

I can't wait to see the end result of this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39220246)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 4:41 PM
Author: Judgmental stimulating national security agency

It's retarded. He's going to get ass fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39220334)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 5:36 PM
Author: olive floppy corner antidepressant drug

This guy has shit judgment. he’s just compounding the problem by being misleading and outright lying to the court

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39220555)



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Date: December 6th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author: Judgmental stimulating national security agency

Otis Wright is going to put his geriatric long dick of the law in this kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39222427)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 6:28 PM
Author: lilac domesticated parlour trust fund

It's not crazy, but it's also not very persuasive, and it will be easy for any slightly motivated judge to overcome the nitpicking procedural and evidentiary objections.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39220793)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 6:33 PM
Author: sapphire cracking institution

Obviously it's a very dumb argument. But after reading his emails it's just surprising that he can string complete sentences together.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39220822)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 4:16 PM
Author: aphrodisiac famous landscape painting nowag

(Xo 2019)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39220243)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 6:12 PM
Author: lilac domesticated parlour trust fund

It was for effect! If you don't buy that, it was out of frustration and anger!

Good luck with that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39220716)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 4:09 PM
Author: Fuchsia Underhanded Locus

This guy is funny, but kind of a 162 version of the Alpha Aspie ADA.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&mc=366&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39220213)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 4:23 PM
Author: stirring idiot

"you will be lucky to work as a notary public in El Cajon"

what's his moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39220261)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 4:45 PM
Author: maniacal milk meetinghouse

What's even funnier about this is that a common insult among San Diego lawyers is, "You'll be chasing ambulances in El Cajon." He took it to a whole new level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39220345)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 4:49 PM
Author: stirring idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39220367)



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Date: December 6th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author: Tantric fragrant temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39223294)



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Date: December 6th, 2019 11:51 AM
Author: avocado exhilarant dilemma cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39224286)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 4:46 PM
Author: magical indian lodge

Can we all please take a moment to shit on the humorless ShepardMullin ID lawyers who are trying to ruin this guy’s career?

Having an opposing counsel as entertaining as hook would be a godsend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39220350)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 4:55 PM
Author: aphrodisiac famous landscape painting nowag

I agree until the “I know where you live”/ “I’m going to beat it out of you” shit. Fuck that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39220394)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 5:24 PM
Author: titillating legal warrant forum

Pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39220512)



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Date: December 6th, 2019 12:07 AM
Author: Blue Flickering People Who Are Hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39222449)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 5:08 PM
Author: lilac domesticated parlour trust fund

You wouldn't take the opportunity to win your client's case early?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39220452)



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Date: December 6th, 2019 9:53 AM
Author: Talented maize becky

(guy who is completely unfamiliar with how ID law works)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39223605)



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:13 AM
Author: lilac domesticated parlour trust fund

In context, I don't know what you're getting at.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39227586)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 5:37 PM
Author: seedy fighting kitty

i've had "amusing" OCs, not like this but, bad. its never fun when you're involved in it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39220556)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 5:50 PM
Author: maniacal milk meetinghouse

I'm involved in a heated back-and-forth email exchange right now with some asshole from La Jolla.

He essentially made a veiled threat to report me to the bar if I file a lawsuit against his client and I asked him, "Are you threatening me with disciplinary action to gain an advantage?"

I'm getting ready to pull out my favorite little trick for assholes like this. I never copy my clients on emails. Now that we are in the middle of a heated exchange, the next time he replies to me I'm going to cc my client. When he hits "reply all" I'm going to fire back, "Why are you communicating with my client? I never authorized you to do that."

Has never failed to scare the absolute shit out of OC. But yeah, I really don't like the emotions these exchanges tend to bring up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39220619)



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Date: December 6th, 2019 7:17 AM
Author: Galvanic yapping brunch karate

lmao at this extreme shitlaw tactic

also why do you have 'clients' i thought you were gc of 32 companies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39223204)



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Date: December 6th, 2019 9:50 AM
Author: olive floppy corner antidepressant drug

it's funny that the "copy client" trick is so prevalent in small/shitlaw. when I started out, I worked for a solo who would routinely do this. opposing counsel, every time, wrote back "you should probably go read the rules of ethics, and also don't copy your client if you don't want them to see my response" or something like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39223591)



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Date: December 7th, 2019 4:28 PM
Author: lilac domesticated parlour trust fund

I always check the addresses before I reply.

Do shitlaw opposing counsel think I'm some sort of tactical genius?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39229726)



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Date: December 6th, 2019 9:54 AM
Author: Talented maize becky

lol, if someone tried this retarded trick on me I'd say "if you believe what I did is unethical, you have a legal obligation to report it." that would shut you up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39223611)



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Date: October 1st, 2020 1:48 AM
Author: ruby heady whorehouse

Wish rach hadn’t scrambled; I’d love to know which poster misunderstands ex parte comms so badly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#41023270)



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Date: December 6th, 2019 8:36 AM
Author: Judgmental stimulating national security agency

lol, no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39223362)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 5:50 PM
Author: Brilliant abusive party of the first part

Shitlaw dood sending unhinged emails at 4:27 a.m. is DEFINITELY not on a coke bender - no, sir!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39220611)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 6:26 PM
Author: bateful market mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39220777)



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Date: December 6th, 2019 12:08 AM
Author: Blue Flickering People Who Are Hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39222451)



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Date: December 6th, 2019 10:11 AM
Author: olive floppy corner antidepressant drug

judging from the content of emails this guy had to be on a multi-day meth bender.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39223697)



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Date: December 6th, 2019 11:44 AM
Author: Judgmental stimulating national security agency

(voice of experience)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39224250)



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Date: December 6th, 2019 12:48 PM
Author: olive floppy corner antidepressant drug

probably shocking to most poasters here, but I have never done meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39224578)



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Date: December 6th, 2019 4:03 PM
Author: Judgmental stimulating national security agency

Tbf, I am surprised

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39225615)



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Date: December 7th, 2019 9:14 AM
Author: olive floppy corner antidepressant drug

😎

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39228034)



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:06 AM
Author: Nofapping hilarious partner church building



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Date: December 13th, 2019 4:24 PM
Author: Blathering electric pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39261372)



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Date: December 14th, 2019 5:30 PM
Author: Crimson death wish

How's Sheppard Mullin?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39265840)



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Date: December 17th, 2019 3:50 PM
Author: Submissive house dragon

Dude is going to get got...

By Lauren Berg

Law360, Los Angeles (December 16, 2019, 10:51 PM EST) -- A California federal judge laid into a Culver City attorney in court Monday and said the lawyer should be kicked out of the profession for sending opposing counsel profanity-laced, threatening emails demanding Allstate settle an insurance coverage suit.

The packed hearing in downtown Los Angeles started at 1:30 p.m. with no sign of the attorney in question, Christopher G. Hook of the Law Offices of Christopher G. Hook, so U.S. District Judge Otis D. Wright II instead turned to Hook’s clients, Alan Baker and his wife Linda B. Oliver.

Baker and Oliver indicated they didn’t know their attorney had been threatening Allstate Insurance Co.’s counsel and their families until after Allstate filed a motion for sanctions. When they found out, they fired Hook and hired Matthew B. O'Hanlon of Barnes & Thornburg LLP.

Because the couple knew nothing about their former attorney’s behavior, Judge Wright took his threat of dismissing the case without prejudice off the table and turned to the issue of sanctioning Hook for his conduct.

That’s when Hook stood up from the front row in the audience and announced his presence.

“Were you hiding?” Wright asked angrily. “Were you waiting to make a fashionable entrance?”

Hook sent dozens of profanity-laced emails that escalated to discriminatory slurs and threats of physical violence to Allstate’s witnesses, attorneys and their families in an effort to force Allstate into a multimillion-dollar settlement, according to Allstate’s ex-parte application seeking a restraining order and sanctions against Hook.

Allstate said the case is about a simple insurance dispute over what it costs to repair water damage to the Bakers' house, where the amount in dispute is about $200,000. But Hook demanded hundreds of millions of dollars for his former clients. In one email to Allstate's counsel, Hook said, "Hey fuck face today only the claim is on sale for [$]303 million."

Calling Allstate’s counsel “gay boys,” “faggots,” and “fucktards,” Hook sent other emails saying he was going to “waterboard each one of [Allstate’s] trolls that show up for depo” and would go “bat shit crazy on you mother fucking cock suckers,” according to the application.

Taking the threats further, Hook said he knew where an Allstate attorney lived and knew his wife’s name, the application states.

“As a result of Mr. Hook’s threats, Allstate’s counsel had no choice but to take the disconcerting step of warning his family members that they may be in danger,” the application says. “Mr. Hook’s actions go beyond the pale of anything that should be tolerated anywhere — let alone in a legal proceeding.”

Slamming his hands on the bench at Monday’s hearing, Judge Wright said he had never seen such behavior before and advised members of the audience to leave if they were “easily offended” by profane language.

Hook did not deny sending the emails and said it was an aggressive negotiating strategy to get Allstate to come to the settlement table, but it turned into anger when Allstate's counsel wouldn't return his phone calls.

“Obviously I failed to conduct myself in a professional manner,” Hook said. “It was a mistake.”

“You threatened people,” Judge Wright responded. “You called them every name under the sun.”

Judge Wright, a retired Marine Corps serviceman and police officer, said he was angry that Hook had not only threatened Allstate’s counsel, but also threatened their wives and families, and said if Hook had threatened his family he would have come after the attorney.

While Hook said he believes his profane emails are protected under the First Amendment, Judge Wright cut him off and said he had sworn in 100 new lawyers this month who were “so happy and so proud to be lawyers.”

“You just trashed their profession. You’re going to pay for this. You’re going to pay for this in a number of ways," the judge said. "You’re going to write a check. That’s just the first thing. You’ve been acting like a gangster. Tell you what, slick, this profession doesn’t need you.”

Judge Wright abruptly ended the hearing after telling Hook he would do what he could to remove him from the legal profession.

Baker and his wife first filed suit in Los Angeles County Superior Court in August, accusing Allstate of failing to hold up their end of a homeowners insurance agreement before it was transferred to the Central District of California in September.

The couple own a historic four-bedroom home, valued at about $3.6 million, in Los Angeles that was severely damaged by a bad plumbing line. They have a “deluxe homeowners’ insurance policy” with Allstate, according to the complaint. After the plumbing flood, the couple said Allstate paid for water damage remediation services, which included removing thousands of square feet of ruined flooring and wood, as well as a $15,000-per-month rental home for the Bakers to live in while their home is being repaired.

But ever since the Bakers found a contractor to complete the renovation and repairs on the house, the couple said Allstate has caused delays and has been “slow paying” the repair process. The couple said the insurance company is trying to pressure them into settling their claim and the resulting repairs.

The suit includes claims of breach of contract, breach of implied covenant of good faith and fair dealing, negligence, intentional infliction of emotional distress and elder financial abuse. The couple is seeking damages and permanent injunctive relief, according to the suit.

“I am pleased the court did not dismiss my former clients’ case, and that they can move forward with new counsel without distraction,” Hook told Law360 in an email following the hearing Monday.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39279564)



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Date: December 17th, 2019 3:59 PM
Author: mind-boggling theater

Lol . . .he orchestrated that late entrance with his clients to get them off the hook and probably avoid a grievance from them. 180. He pwned that judge in a way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39279598)



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Date: December 17th, 2019 4:02 PM
Author: Tantric fragrant temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39279613)



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Date: December 17th, 2019 8:59 PM
Author: Crimson death wish

off the hook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39281106)



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Date: December 18th, 2019 12:30 AM
Author: mind-boggling theater

It was a show cause hearing and they were in some danger of getting their case bounced. He hid for the first part of the hearing to distance himself from the merits of bouncing the case, then once the judge decided to retain it (because they had subbed in a new lawyer and the malefactor was nowhere to be found), he pulled a SURPRISE BITCH from the front row. Truly 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39282271)



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Date: January 8th, 2020 2:43 AM
Author: Lascivious pungent coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39397559)



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Date: January 8th, 2020 2:54 AM
Author: maniacal milk meetinghouse



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Date: January 8th, 2020 8:45 AM
Author: Big salmon feces philosopher-king



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Date: January 8th, 2020 2:25 AM
Author: Aromatic site hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39397538)



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Date: January 15th, 2020 11:30 PM
Author: Aromatic site hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39438180)



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Date: February 20th, 2020 12:14 AM
Author: aphrodisiac famous landscape painting nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39622491)



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Date: April 27th, 2020 2:15 AM
Author: aphrodisiac famous landscape painting nowag

Reminder: xo broke the Chris Hook story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#40101024)



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Date: April 27th, 2020 5:03 AM
Author: Tantric fragrant temple



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Date: October 1st, 2020 1:26 AM
Author: aphrodisiac famous landscape painting nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#41023219)



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Date: October 1st, 2020 1:55 AM
Author: ruby heady whorehouse

Lol, no suspension, no nothing other than $17k sanctions. https://news.bloomberglaw.com/legal-ethics/profanity-laden-emails-earn-sanctions-for-california-attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#41023286)



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Date: October 1st, 2020 3:48 PM
Author: aphrodisiac famous landscape painting nowag

100% worth it then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#41026591)



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Date: October 18th, 2020 8:11 PM
Author: adventurous really tough guy goal in life



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Date: February 24th, 2021 11:15 PM
Author: Startling mother sanctuary



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 8:14 PM
Author: nighttime hideous lay



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Date: December 1st, 2020 2:32 PM
Author: Vibrant know-it-all property potus

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#41468114)



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Date: October 19th, 2020 10:28 AM
Author: Aromatic site hominid



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Date: December 1st, 2020 2:18 PM
Author: Aromatic site hominid



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Date: May 9th, 2021 12:26 PM
Author: Sienna pea-brained parlor



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Date: May 9th, 2021 12:29 PM
Author: Sienna pea-brained parlor

lol the judge was such a faggot in this case

https://www.abajournal.com/news/article/this-profession-doesnt-need-you-judge-tells-lawyer-who-sent-bowl-of-dicks-emails



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#42429789)



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Date: June 18th, 2021 12:05 AM
Author: Aromatic site hominid



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 8:05 PM
Author: aphrodisiac famous landscape painting nowag



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 8:13 PM
Author: Supple self-centered regret

No discipline. LJL at judges who can't handle a slightly spicy settlement negotiation.

http://members.calbar.ca.gov/fal/Licensee/Detail/255080

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#42825991)



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Date: March 20th, 2024 3:24 AM
Author: Aromatic site hominid



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Date: March 20th, 2024 4:02 AM
Author: Aromatic site hominid

Hey Klee you cumstain the demand is now 302 million. Pay up fuckface.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#47509356)



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Date: March 20th, 2024 4:02 AM
Author: Aromatic site hominid

306 million gay boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#47509357)



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Date: March 20th, 2024 4:04 AM
Author: Aromatic site hominid

Malilgagio seeley and barbee may not be too smart but at least they have some fucking dignity and honor unlike you two limp dick motherfuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#47509359)



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Date: March 20th, 2024 4:04 AM
Author: Aromatic site hominid

I understand the position you are in. I'm going to let the long dick of the law fuck Allstate for all of us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#47509360)



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Date: March 20th, 2024 4:05 AM
Author: Aromatic site hominid

You are going to get fucking tattooed across the face Klee

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#47509361)