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Marshall Mather's Hairline in 2020 Official Thread

Is it even remotely possible that after 25 years of meth, bu...
bat shit crazy mexican windowlicker
  04/07/20
cowgod?
bat shit crazy mexican windowlicker
  04/08/20
Why would a buzz cut affect your hairline
Curious lodge national security agency
  04/08/20
lots of men have no baldness. None of the men in my family h...
mildly autistic university party of the first part
  04/08/20
Perhaps the rap gods restored his hairline. https://imgur...
gaped ape
  04/08/20
Hmm, astute observation. I thought it looked strange but did...
bat shit crazy mexican windowlicker
  04/08/20
Eminem is definitely engaged in hair fraud.
gaped ape
  04/08/20
maybe its just meth, but he has a funny looking face now tha...
Self-centered skinny woman
  11/13/22
You can tell he got hair plugs
Painfully honest den
  04/08/20
this, anyone who's looked at before/after videos can tell th...
Haunting hairraiser milk
  04/08/20
baldmos going crazy itt.
Maniacal office
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bat shit crazy mexican windowlicker
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supple parlor
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Mint Dead Whorehouse
  11/13/22
full head of hair | 5'6" | 129 lbs
Electric Carmine Locus Round Eye
  04/08/20
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Aquamarine legal warrant
  04/08/20
| close friends with president hillary clinton
bat shit crazy mexican windowlicker
  04/08/20
baldness is a physical manifestation of sin. slim shady's he...
henna sexy abode dingle berry
  04/08/20
His hairline obviously regrew. Does that mean he repented an...
gaped ape
  04/08/20
the libs were right, orange man is voldemort!
bat shit crazy mexican windowlicker
  04/08/20
I don't know what video this is from and have no other recen...
amethyst trip range
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amethyst trip range
  04/09/20
Lmao that autistic abortion of a poast and your self bumping...
laughsome hot elastic band selfie
  04/09/20
Moby extremely jealous
idiotic lay knife
  04/09/20
2022 bump
bat shit crazy mexican windowlicker
  11/13/22
Threads like this is why people come to xo
Charismatic autistic kitchen
  11/13/22
someone's gotta carry the banner friend
bat shit crazy mexican windowlicker
  11/13/22


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Date: April 7th, 2020 2:03 AM
Author: bat shit crazy mexican windowlicker

Is it even remotely possible that after 25 years of meth, buzz cuts, and gay sex, Slim Shady still has ZERO hairline creep? cowgod get ITT and explain this shit

https://browse.startpage.com/do/show_picture.pl?l=english&rais=1&oiu=https%3A%2F%2Fi.ytimg.com%2Fvi%2Fr_0JjYUe5jo%2Fmaxresdefault.jpg&sp=1739ea782a5e2c446b18fe9b2ab901db&t=default

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Date: April 8th, 2020 3:47 AM
Author: bat shit crazy mexican windowlicker

cowgod?

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Date: April 8th, 2020 3:50 AM
Author: Curious lodge national security agency

Why would a buzz cut affect your hairline

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Date: April 8th, 2020 3:52 AM
Author: mildly autistic university party of the first part

lots of men have no baldness. None of the men in my family have ever been bald. Zero.

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Date: April 8th, 2020 4:11 AM
Author: gaped ape

Perhaps the rap gods restored his hairline.

https://imgur.com/a/Hl0sl2P

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Date: April 8th, 2020 4:18 AM
Author: bat shit crazy mexican windowlicker

Hmm, astute observation. I thought it looked strange but didn't bother to check previous video material

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4501052&forum_id=2#39967184)



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Date: April 8th, 2020 5:39 PM
Author: gaped ape

Eminem is definitely engaged in hair fraud.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4501052&forum_id=2#39971390)



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Date: November 13th, 2022 12:43 AM
Author: Self-centered skinny woman

maybe its just meth, but he has a funny looking face now that makes me think hes had work done. vain little weirdo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4501052&forum_id=2#45485550)



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Date: April 8th, 2020 4:56 AM
Author: Painfully honest den

You can tell he got hair plugs

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Date: April 8th, 2020 10:20 PM
Author: Haunting hairraiser milk

this, anyone who's looked at before/after videos can tell this looks fake

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Date: April 8th, 2020 5:57 AM
Author: Maniacal office

baldmos going crazy itt.

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Date: April 8th, 2020 5:58 AM
Author: flirting library personal credit line



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Date: April 8th, 2020 6:29 AM
Author: bat shit crazy mexican windowlicker



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Date: April 8th, 2020 9:23 AM
Author: supple parlor



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Date: April 8th, 2020 10:22 PM
Author: comical address sweet tailpipe



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Date: November 13th, 2022 12:41 AM
Author: Mint Dead Whorehouse



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Date: April 8th, 2020 9:22 AM
Author: Electric Carmine Locus Round Eye

full head of hair | 5'6" | 129 lbs

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Date: April 8th, 2020 9:23 AM
Author: Aquamarine legal warrant



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Date: April 8th, 2020 5:10 PM
Author: bat shit crazy mexican windowlicker

| close friends with president hillary clinton

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Date: April 8th, 2020 10:21 PM
Author: henna sexy abode dingle berry

baldness is a physical manifestation of sin. slim shady's heart is pure

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Date: April 8th, 2020 11:21 PM
Author: gaped ape

His hairline obviously regrew. Does that mean he repented and dedicated himself to the Word? And is it a coincidence that he's anti-Trump? Is Hillary God?

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Date: April 8th, 2020 11:26 PM
Author: bat shit crazy mexican windowlicker

the libs were right, orange man is voldemort!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4501052&forum_id=2#39973463)



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Date: April 8th, 2020 10:43 PM
Author: amethyst trip range

I don't know what video this is from and have no other recent pics/video of him, but the fact that it's long hair on a guy known for his buzzcuts automatically gives the impression that it's fake. It's the same deal with Mark Wahlberg, you would 100% expect him to have a buzz cut or something given his persona and not a tidy wig-looking side part thingy. Think of how many celebs wear their hair long compared to IRL people. Consider obvious wigmos like Billy Bob Thornton, the hair is never short.

Also, you can't really see Marshall's temples. He could just be NW2 and have gotten a small transplant nbd. The fact that he probably has barely matured as a human being and is probably still rapping about that BITCH Kim, and his head hasn't changed shape per the Skull Expansion Theory, leads me to believe that his phenotype has experienced minimal disruption since 1999 and that his Hair is perhaps okay-ish irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4501052&forum_id=2#39973129)



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Date: April 9th, 2020 7:15 AM
Author: amethyst trip range



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Date: April 9th, 2020 7:51 AM
Author: laughsome hot elastic band selfie

Lmao that autistic abortion of a poast and your self bumping your own garbage leaves zero doubt that your hairline is a Norwood shoah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4501052&forum_id=2#39974609)



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Date: April 9th, 2020 7:48 AM
Author: idiotic lay knife

Moby extremely jealous

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Date: November 13th, 2022 12:39 AM
Author: bat shit crazy mexican windowlicker

2022 bump

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Date: November 13th, 2022 12:40 AM
Author: Charismatic autistic kitchen

Threads like this is why people come to xo

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Date: November 13th, 2022 12:41 AM
Author: bat shit crazy mexican windowlicker

someone's gotta carry the banner friend

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