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New JJC post on the MBA experience

don't think this one has been posted on the bort I'm drun...
Irate Alcoholic Pozpig
  04/08/20
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Milky orchestra pit
  04/08/20
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wonderful salmon blood rage pisswyrm
  04/09/20
They are all on the table folks
concupiscible saffron office people who are hurt
  04/08/20
cups of japanese beer.
Violet Home Pocket Flask
  04/08/20
these are all so perfectly written
At-the-ready Indecent Associate Hall
  04/08/20
lollercausting HARD@ jjc ITT.
canary center keepsake machete
  04/08/20
In college your grades actually matter. And I can't speak fo...
electric box office
  04/08/20
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Violet Home Pocket Flask
  04/08/20
with 60 of my classmates
At-the-ready Indecent Associate Hall
  04/08/20
this one is even better but i swear i've seen the hot girl w...
Irate Alcoholic Pozpig
  04/08/20
Bullet points: 1. You didn't get laid. 2. No girl would ...
electric box office
  04/08/20
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Infuriating Mahogany Rehab Genital Piercing
  04/08/20
The other customers looked at us in amusement, but we simply...
carnelian flickering cumskin trust fund
  04/08/20
Business school fucking ROCKS!!!
Infuriating Mahogany Rehab Genital Piercing
  04/08/20
Something really fucking funny about autistically explaining...
haunting jet-lagged field messiness
  04/08/20
LOL In that thread on WSO somebody accused JJC of being an e...
electric box office
  04/08/20
“But stuff like this are extremely common, and we are ...
passionate iridescent resort twinkling uncleanness
  04/08/20
open bar!
white house electric furnace
  04/08/20
We were screaming "sake sake sake bomb!" and then ...
cerise haunted graveyard
  04/09/20
how do you envision the shouting and clapping? I think of a ...
At-the-ready Indecent Associate Hall
  04/09/20
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Deranged harsh hairy legs
  04/09/20
Where do you guys find this shit
fighting sepia dysfunction queen of the night
  04/09/20


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Date: April 8th, 2020 11:07 PM
Author: Irate Alcoholic Pozpig

don't think this one has been posted on the bort

I'm drunk as I'm typing this. Got only 3 hours of sleep last night. Was out at 2 different rooftop parties last night and got home at 4 AM. Tonight me and like 50 of my classmates went to an all you can eat sushi restaurant and did multiple rounds of sake bombs. We were screaming "sake sake sake bomb!" and then pounded the table hard enough so that the sake shot glasses fell into our cups of japanese beer. We also played drinking games at the restaurant and were shouting and clapping. The other customers looked at us in amusement, but we simply didn't care. To us, it was normal MBA bonding. After that we went to a classmate's penthouse apartment with a nice balcony overlooking the city. He hired a professional DJ and bartenders, open bar! It was packed and a fucking awesome party.

Tomorrow is back to reality since I need to actually do some school work and get ready for recruiting. But stuff like this are extremely common, and we are already discussing our travel plans for the winter. South Africa, Hong Kong/Singapore, St. Bart's, etc., are all on the table.

Business school fucking ROCKS!!! I laugh at people who insist that college (4 years of having to stress about grades, not having money, being surrounded by immature insecure shitheads, drinking shitty domestic beer) is more fun than business school. I guess ignorance is bliss for these people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4502927&forum_id=2#39973288)



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Date: April 8th, 2020 11:07 PM
Author: Milky orchestra pit

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4502927&forum_id=2#39973289)



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Date: April 9th, 2020 1:25 AM
Author: wonderful salmon blood rage pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4502927&forum_id=2#39974036)



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Date: April 8th, 2020 11:09 PM
Author: concupiscible saffron office people who are hurt

They are all on the table folks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4502927&forum_id=2#39973301)



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Date: April 8th, 2020 11:16 PM
Author: Violet Home Pocket Flask

cups of japanese beer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4502927&forum_id=2#39973352)



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Date: April 8th, 2020 11:18 PM
Author: At-the-ready Indecent Associate Hall

these are all so perfectly written

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4502927&forum_id=2#39973378)



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Date: April 8th, 2020 11:18 PM
Author: canary center keepsake machete

lollercausting HARD@ jjc ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4502927&forum_id=2#39973380)



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Date: April 8th, 2020 11:20 PM
Author: electric box office

In college your grades actually matter. And I can't speak for others, but I did not have money in college since my parents were working-class. In business school, I do just enough work to get by and don't have to worry AT ALL about my grades. Almost no one is competitive when it comes to academics, so we all just chill and have a good time. And since I have more money now, I can splurge once in a while on cool trips. For example, I just came back from a trip to Rio de Janeiro with 60 of my classmates: sightseeing, getting bottles at upscale nightclubs, lavish sushi and steak dinners, etc. It was pretty cool, and on the plane ride back home, I thought to myself, "Wow. This is so much more fun than college on every level."

Simply put, business school is the FUCKING SHIT. Imagine having sex with a really hot girl while on cocaine. Then multiply that feeling by 100, and you will get an idea of how awesome b-school is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4502927&forum_id=2#39973390)



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Date: April 8th, 2020 11:22 PM
Author: Violet Home Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4502927&forum_id=2#39973405)



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Date: April 8th, 2020 11:22 PM
Author: At-the-ready Indecent Associate Hall

with 60 of my classmates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4502927&forum_id=2#39973407)



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Date: April 8th, 2020 11:22 PM
Author: Irate Alcoholic Pozpig

this one is even better but i swear i've seen the hot girl while on cocaine line used here before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4502927&forum_id=2#39973415)



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Date: April 8th, 2020 11:26 PM
Author: electric box office

Bullet points:

1. You didn't get laid.

2. No girl would ever look at you, destroying your theory and years of trolling about how a MBA would be killing it with the ladies.

3. The reason some people had a blast in college is because of #1. One day you might make it to a Somalian whorehouse and get laid and post endlessly about how much you and the hookers "bonded" and it's the "best time of your life".

4. You seem extremely sober at 3am and what's even more pathetic is that your first and only highlight of the night is posting on WSO, a message board that is 90% undergrad college kids who are too busy getting laid and "bonding" to refute your inane stories.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4502927&forum_id=2#39973458)



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Date: April 8th, 2020 11:32 PM
Author: Infuriating Mahogany Rehab Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4502927&forum_id=2#39973507)



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Date: April 8th, 2020 11:20 PM
Author: carnelian flickering cumskin trust fund

The other customers looked at us in amusement, but we simply didn't care.

lol at this ESL fever dream

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4502927&forum_id=2#39973393)



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Date: April 8th, 2020 11:21 PM
Author: Infuriating Mahogany Rehab Genital Piercing

Business school fucking ROCKS!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4502927&forum_id=2#39973400)



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Date: April 8th, 2020 11:21 PM
Author: haunting jet-lagged field messiness

Something really fucking funny about autistically explaining the concept of a sake bomb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4502927&forum_id=2#39973403)



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Date: April 8th, 2020 11:28 PM
Author: electric box office

LOL In that thread on WSO somebody accused JJC of being an eMBA pretending to be a full timer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4502927&forum_id=2#39973476)



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Date: April 8th, 2020 11:28 PM
Author: passionate iridescent resort twinkling uncleanness

“But stuff like this are extremely common, and we are already discussing our travel plans for the winter.”

Lol is he actually ESL?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4502927&forum_id=2#39973480)



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Date: April 8th, 2020 11:32 PM
Author: white house electric furnace

open bar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4502927&forum_id=2#39973504)



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Date: April 9th, 2020 12:09 AM
Author: cerise haunted graveyard

We were screaming "sake sake sake bomb!" and then pounded the table hard enough so that the sake shot glasses fell into our cups of japanese beer. We also played drinking games at the restaurant and were shouting and clapping. The other customers looked at us in amusement, but we simply didn't care. To us, it was normal MBA bonding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4502927&forum_id=2#39973686)



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Date: April 9th, 2020 12:13 AM
Author: At-the-ready Indecent Associate Hall

how do you envision the shouting and clapping? I think of a bunch of circus seals squawking and waving their flippers around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4502927&forum_id=2#39973713)



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Date: April 9th, 2020 12:45 AM
Author: Deranged harsh hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4502927&forum_id=2#39973875)



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Date: April 9th, 2020 12:51 AM
Author: fighting sepia dysfunction queen of the night

Where do you guys find this shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4502927&forum_id=2#39973898)