426,757 cases

14,705 deaths

As of Thursday, April 9

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4503636&forum_id=2#39977946)

The estimate for next week is 5.7M

So we are looking at around 22.7M job losses by next Friday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4503636&forum_id=2#39977980)

confirm presence of balls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4503636&forum_id=2#39978002)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oilwusvq5SI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4503636&forum_id=2#39978044)

https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2020/04/09/66-million-americans-filed-unemployed-last-week-bringing-pandemic-total-over-17-million/

The surge of job losses continued last week with 6.6 million Americans applying for unemployment benefits, the Labor Department said Thursday.

More than 17 million new jobless claims have been filed in the past four weeks, a rapid and unprecedented escalation in unemployment in the United States since the week President Trump declared a national emergency because of the novel coronavirus.

The 17 million figure includes new reporting from the Labor Department that even more people filed for unemployment in the prior week, pushing the jobless claims up during the week ending March 28 to a record 6.9 million, up from 6.6 million.

Top government and health officials have ordered sweeping closures of businesses in an effort to fight the deadly coronavirus by keeping workers and customers at home, but the side effect has been a massive rise in unemployment. Janet L. Yellen, one of the world’s top economists, said the U.S. unemployment rate has jumped to at least 12 or 13 percent already, the worst level of joblessness the nation has seen since the Great Depression.

“It looks like the unemployment rate is headed to 15 percent,” said Chris Rupkey, chief financial economist at MUFG Bank, in a note to clients. “This isn’t a recession, it’s the Great Depression II.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4503636&forum_id=2#39978009)

FACT: we went from 2.2 million, to 100,000, to 60,000 predictive #coronavirus deaths because the models were always bullshit, the media was always lying, and the virus was never as fatal as the experts that are chronically wrong about everything, prophesized.

1:49 PM · Apr 9, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4503636&forum_id=2#39978055)

People: Oh shit, I'm going to go hermit for the next 2 months

(1 Month Later)

Experts: So here are the new scenarios with people locked down

Normals: Oh shit, it worked!

Retards: What the fuck, the experts lied to me!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4503636&forum_id=2#39978126)

http://www.healthdata.org/covid/faqs

The model includes the effects of social distancing measures implemented at the “first administrative level” (in the US this generally means the state level). We classified social distancing measures using the New Zealand Government alert system Level 4 and then assumed that locations that have instituted fewer than three of these measures will enact the remaining measures within seven days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4503636&forum_id=2#39978153)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4503636&forum_id=2#39978329)

People: Oh shit, I'm going to put an army of gnomes in my front yard

(1 Month Later)

Experts: So here are the new scenarios with gnomes

Normals: Oh shit, it worked! Haven't seen a single miniature giraffe

Retards: What the fuck, the experts lied to me!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4503636&forum_id=2#39978792)

https://www.ksbw.com/article/new-study-investigates-californias-possible-herd-immunity-to-covid-19/32073873

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4503636&forum_id=2#39978124)

DEATHS HAVE ALREADY PEAKED CORONAVIRUS IS FRAUD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4503636&forum_id=2#39978461)