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1) dress like a normal middle class or UMC person 2) go to ...
Hot state twinkling uncleanness
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Also, in most shitlib states there's a 0 percent chance you ...
diverse outnumbered preventive strike bawdyhouse
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extremely bad downside (crim record), even if there's a very...
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i'm absentminded and have walked out of stores several times...
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In shitlib states like Cali, as long as you steal less than ...
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Jim_kelly walking out with $899 worth of khaki slacks from G...
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it's a misdo, not an infraction.
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Date: October 28th, 2020 7:18 PM
Author: Hot state twinkling uncleanness

1) dress like a normal middle class or UMC person

2) go to store

3) walk out with whatever you want

4) if you get caught, act nonchalant and say "oh, i forgot to pay." pay

5) end of year: you saved 75% on your bills

why don't more smart, frugal people do this? instead they get cucked by GC, or they get caught stealing because they were slinking around like a rapist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664931&forum_id=2#41208487)



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Date: October 28th, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: diverse outnumbered preventive strike bawdyhouse

Also, in most shitlib states there's a 0 percent chance you will get arrested or charged with anything even if the store wanted to bust you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664931&forum_id=2#41208493)



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Date: October 28th, 2020 7:22 PM
Author: Swollen hunting ground theatre

extremely bad downside (crim record), even if there's a very low probability of that occurring. not worth it for an UMC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664931&forum_id=2#41208505)



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Date: October 28th, 2020 7:31 PM
Author: Hot state twinkling uncleanness

i'm absentminded and have walked out of stores several times without paying. no one ever even noticed. i always went back in and paid because i've been indoctrinated to think it's wrong to steal from GC.

one time i got caught up reading The Sovereign Individual at a diner and walked out without paying, and the waitress walked out after me. "sir, sir! you forgot to pay!" so the only one who ever noticed was the one who had a direct material incentive to notice

anyway if you want to steal, your alibi ("I forgot") is ironclad. if you look like a project manager, i guarantee you will never go to jail for this. this IS legal advice and if you go to jail i will personally visit you and apologize

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664931&forum_id=2#41208565)



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Date: October 28th, 2020 7:38 PM
Author: mewling office



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Date: October 28th, 2020 8:07 PM
Author: curious bisexual site



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Date: October 28th, 2020 10:30 PM
Author: low-t razzle-dazzle associate



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Date: October 28th, 2020 11:06 PM
Author: Glittery knife



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Date: October 28th, 2020 7:33 PM
Author: diverse outnumbered preventive strike bawdyhouse

In shitlib states like Cali, as long as you steal less than $900 they will just issue you a ticket and there's nothing on your record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664931&forum_id=2#41208577)



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Date: October 28th, 2020 8:08 PM
Author: curious bisexual site

Jim_kelly walking out with $899 worth of khaki slacks from Gap without a care in the world

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664931&forum_id=2#41208787)



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Date: October 28th, 2020 10:28 PM
Author: Swollen hunting ground theatre

it's a misdo, not an infraction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664931&forum_id=2#41209743)



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Date: October 28th, 2020 11:08 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac bipolar police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664931&forum_id=2#41210042)