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Bespoke stock car
  12/04/20
I witnessed a plane crash years ago. Also meeting an NFL sta...
unholy shitlib preventive strike
  12/04/20
go on about the plane crash. Was the NFL star hot?
Slimy generalized bond parlour
  12/04/20
It was a small plane that crashed into the forest near where...
unholy shitlib preventive strike
  12/04/20
be honest: did u shoot the plane down?
Buff field
  12/04/20
was there an explosion ?
Slimy generalized bond parlour
  12/04/20
More of a thud, but yeah.
unholy shitlib preventive strike
  12/04/20
Not completely responsive re NFL star and and why not just s...
provocative french chef
  12/04/20
180
Bespoke stock car
  12/04/20
flame. how does a fag like you recognize a retired NFL star
Smoky aphrodisiac foreskin senate
  12/04/20
Because he's famous, queer.
unholy shitlib preventive strike
  12/04/20
is there a reason youre maintaining confidentiality?
Galvanic kitty
  12/04/20
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provocative french chef
  12/05/20
I once got a "sup?" head nod from Kyle Korver in a...
appetizing property messiness
  12/04/20
I once watched a hang glider plunge to his death right as I ...
lilac chapel lettuce
  12/04/20
what caused it
High-end coffee pot deer antler
  12/04/20
I believe a freaky downdraft type of air turbulence or somet...
lilac chapel lettuce
  12/04/20
peak experience
High-end coffee pot deer antler
  12/04/20
Pretty shitty of you not to yell and remind him to jump.
Pea-brained cordovan dysfunction
  12/05/20
flame. how is that crazier than eating your sister out?
fuchsia regret
  12/05/20
police breaking into my house and pointing guns at me (wrong...
Bossy Adventurous Step-uncle's House
  12/04/20
what time of day?
Slimy generalized bond parlour
  12/04/20
around 11 am
Bossy Adventurous Step-uncle's House
  12/04/20
weird - like a Saturday morning? were you dressed and shit?
Slimy generalized bond parlour
  12/04/20
Oops SWAT.
Canary spot crotch
  12/05/20
Say his name
Rusted chad knife
  12/05/20
Lol. Same here. I was asleep.
Sinister associate
  12/06/20
(Tyron Garner)
sienna cerebral brunch twinkling uncleanness
  12/06/20
(John Geddes Lawrence Jr.)
sienna cerebral brunch twinkling uncleanness
  12/06/20
stabbed (outtable story tho)
Mustard passionate institution
  12/04/20
that means it wasn't a random mugger and was something bizar...
Buff field
  12/04/20
He didn't say it was with a knife. It was with a dick by Cap...
Swashbuckling dog poop
  12/04/20
I found a painting worth legit $$$.
dull stead fortuitous meteor
  12/04/20
intentionally?
Mustard passionate institution
  12/04/20
No.
dull stead fortuitous meteor
  12/04/20
when I was a broke student I moved into an apartment that ha...
coral plaza son of senegal
  12/04/20
friend took a bunch of shrooms took his clothes off called m...
Crystalline offensive stag film yarmulke
  12/04/20
You should’ve known better than to give BP mushrooms
Motley lime indian lodge
  12/04/20
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Crystalline offensive stag film yarmulke
  12/04/20
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pale karate private investor
  12/04/20
Came incredibly close to shooting a camouflaged hunter in a ...
Narrow-minded mentally impaired immigrant trump supporter
  12/04/20
Lol wtf u killed a guy
Glittery milk shrine
  12/04/20
If I did pepper him, it was only with birdshot
Narrow-minded mentally impaired immigrant trump supporter
  12/04/20
(Dick Cheney)
Canary spot crotch
  12/05/20
Caught in the middle of a gang shooting, watched multiple bo...
Ruby Rigpig
  12/04/20
I got caught in the middle of a gangbang. Watched multiple l...
Swashbuckling dog poop
  12/04/20
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beady-eyed nofapping elastic band
  12/05/20
Tell us more
Charismatic wagecucks
  12/05/20
It began on a sunny day in California, the day of my grandfa...
Charcoal stirring hell
  12/04/20
ljl
Razzle-dazzle Public Bath
  12/05/20
Was at a camp as a kid and there was this bus that they used...
Odious flesh quadroon
  12/04/20
eerie feeling to know you were so close to dying
Infuriating orchid abode
  12/05/20
was present at a shooting that made national news. i did not...
Balding lodge
  12/04/20
are you disappointed he didn't kill you
High-end coffee pot deer antler
  12/04/20
A mass shooting? Which one? Doesn't seem like outable in...
Charismatic wagecucks
  12/05/20
lame story without knowing teh shooting
Infuriating orchid abode
  12/05/20
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Holocaust_Memo...
Balding lodge
  12/06/20
I saw a porta potty get tipped over with a dude in it. I bro...
Boyish sandwich ticket booth
  12/04/20
it's my dream to see something like this happen. sometimes a...
Aromatic people who are hurt
  12/05/20
I watched a group of teens gatecrash a festival and knock ov...
chrome talented locale
  12/05/20
Banged a 22 year old girl with my wife earlier this year.
Supple primrose station indirect expression
  12/04/20
Go on...
Odious flesh quadroon
  12/04/20
Was involved in a massive shooting that made the news in sum...
Vengeful Blue Therapy Queen Of The Night
  12/04/20
(gay nightclub guy)
Aromatic people who are hurt
  12/04/20
(prole shoving face with garlic)
Brindle home
  12/04/20
My friend accidentally killed someone and called me to try a...
Arrogant Mind-boggling Antidepressant Drug Boltzmann
  12/04/20
i've told this story before here. i was kidnapped once due ...
sepia 180 stage
  12/05/20
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Infuriating orchid abode
  12/05/20
saw a gay guy who sort of stalked me years later when i was ...
pale karate private investor
  12/05/20
lmao
Mustard passionate institution
  12/05/20
how did the guy not recognize you? in a strange way, it&rsqu...
Sticky wine nowag
  12/05/20
And that's Doobs's name? Doobs.
Arrogant Mind-boggling Antidepressant Drug Boltzmann
  12/05/20
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floppy tripping garrison sound barrier
  12/06/20
tbf u have great hair
onyx trailer park affirmative action
  12/06/20
He's a handsome young man and I have great hopes for him
floppy tripping garrison sound barrier
  12/06/20
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cruel-hearted hospital
  12/06/20
1. One Saturday morning, just before dawn, I was driving on ...
Canary spot crotch
  12/05/20
holy fuck
Charcoal stirring hell
  12/05/20
This was your neighbor a few houses down from you when you w...
Brindle home
  12/05/20
We didn't know the people very well, but we knew their dog. ...
Canary spot crotch
  12/05/20
You’re a good dood
Brindle home
  12/05/20
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floppy tripping garrison sound barrier
  12/06/20
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insecure liquid oxygen lay
  12/05/20
I also saw a ghetto black chick stab another ghetto black ch...
insecure liquid oxygen lay
  12/05/20
That area is such a shithole. What happened to just grabbing...
Indecent Contagious Point Patrolman
  12/05/20
1. I was walking around Golden Gate Park with my parents whe...
Navy azn factory reset button
  12/05/20
Lmao at 2. Did you hear heavy breathing once you honed in on...
Ruby Rigpig
  12/05/20
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provocative french chef
  12/05/20
I was worried for my safety. I was a 5’8” twink ...
Navy azn factory reset button
  12/06/20
lol so that’s why you’re here
Brindle home
  12/05/20
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Navy azn factory reset button
  12/06/20
1) used to have a job merchandising/selling to truck stops. ...
Vigorous blathering locus hissy fit
  12/05/20
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Bespoke stock car
  12/05/20
3 ) another story from truck stop job. had this indian cust...
Vigorous blathering locus hissy fit
  12/05/20
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floppy tripping garrison sound barrier
  12/06/20
wow.
onyx trailer park affirmative action
  12/06/20
180
crimson alcoholic heaven partner
  12/06/20
1) is 180.
provocative french chef
  12/05/20
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Infuriating orchid abode
  12/05/20
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Silver den
  12/05/20
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pale karate private investor
  12/06/20
computer mike fart
Motley lime indian lodge
  12/05/20
Another student officer I worked with used to tell me about ...
Pea-brained cordovan dysfunction
  12/05/20
I was playing disc golf with my friend and our dogs in a cit...
Charismatic wagecucks
  12/05/20
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Bespoke stock car
  12/05/20
...
Infuriating orchid abode
  12/05/20
A crazy guy tried to kill himself by driving head on into an...
crimson alcoholic heaven partner
  12/05/20
I was kidnapped by MS-13 and talked my way out of it.
sick psychic
  12/05/20
Really?
Charismatic wagecucks
  12/05/20
gonna need some more details here Hoss.
Plum violent space
  12/06/20
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fuchsia regret
  12/05/20
Lol
onyx trailer park affirmative action
  12/06/20
was at an airshow/fly in as a kid with dad. it was the last ...
maroon love of her life legend
  12/05/20
Sounds like the plane equivalent of geriatrics who stomp the...
Canary spot crotch
  12/05/20
...
Infuriating orchid abode
  12/05/20
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massive range windowlicker
  12/05/20
had someone hold a gun up to her head and threaten to shoot ...
Infuriating orchid abode
  12/06/20
ex-gf?
Navy azn factory reset button
  12/06/20
Well, did you confess?
Canary spot crotch
  12/06/20
Holy shit. How did you react
Balding lodge
  12/06/20
of course i "confessed". as it was happening it...
Infuriating orchid abode
  12/06/20
When I was in Latin America, I once witnessed a police raid ...
aggressive sanctuary philosopher-king
  12/06/20
To be fair, https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9Pg2CDCm34w
titillating lavender rigor
  12/06/20
Got a few stories... 1. Last year my wife was stuck in th...
Plum violent space
  12/06/20
So you raced to have a beer?
sick psychic
  12/06/20
basically, yes. was 180 sicne wife wasnt murdered.
Plum violent space
  12/06/20
and ran past a police barricade towards a 'terrorist'
Plum violent space
  12/06/20
Lol and this guy still votes lib. What a faggot
mildly autistic bisexual mad cow disease
  12/06/20
Funny you think I'm a democrat or a lib.
Plum violent space
  12/06/20
11/9/2020 on xo
Sinister associate
  12/06/20
A lot but I can’t poast them.
cruel-hearted hospital
  12/06/20
I was acquitted of murder charges after I killed a man who I...
Sinister associate
  12/06/20
A few years ago, while browsing around the library downtown,...
Emerald adulterous faggot firefighter
  12/06/20
(GJR)
High-end coffee pot deer antler
  12/06/20
...
Infuriating orchid abode
  12/06/20
SWAT came into my house, disrespected my whole family becaus...
mildly autistic bisexual mad cow disease
  12/06/20


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Date: December 4th, 2020 9:14 PM
Author: Bespoke stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41488085)



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Date: December 4th, 2020 9:15 PM
Author: unholy shitlib preventive strike

I witnessed a plane crash years ago. Also meeting an NFL star in the frozen foods section, not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41488089)



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Date: December 4th, 2020 9:19 PM
Author: Slimy generalized bond parlour

go on about the plane crash. Was the NFL star hot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41488098)



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Date: December 4th, 2020 9:20 PM
Author: unholy shitlib preventive strike

It was a small plane that crashed into the forest near where my relatives lived. Boomer pilot died. The NFL star was retired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41488101)



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Date: December 4th, 2020 9:21 PM
Author: Buff field

be honest: did u shoot the plane down?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41488106)



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Date: December 4th, 2020 9:21 PM
Author: Slimy generalized bond parlour

was there an explosion ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41488107)



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Date: December 4th, 2020 9:22 PM
Author: unholy shitlib preventive strike

More of a thud, but yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41488110)



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Date: December 4th, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: provocative french chef

Not completely responsive re NFL star and and why not just say which

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41488226)



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Date: December 4th, 2020 9:19 PM
Author: Bespoke stock car

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41488099)



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Date: December 4th, 2020 9:41 PM
Author: Smoky aphrodisiac foreskin senate

flame. how does a fag like you recognize a retired NFL star

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41488198)



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Date: December 4th, 2020 9:42 PM
Author: unholy shitlib preventive strike

Because he's famous, queer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41488203)



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Date: December 4th, 2020 11:10 PM
Author: Galvanic kitty

is there a reason youre maintaining confidentiality?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41488529)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 2:08 PM
Author: provocative french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41490827)



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Date: December 4th, 2020 11:08 PM
Author: appetizing property messiness

I once got a "sup?" head nod from Kyle Korver in a grocery store parking lot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41488524)



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Date: December 4th, 2020 11:12 PM
Author: lilac chapel lettuce

I once watched a hang glider plunge to his death right as I was watching him, seconds after he took off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41488539)



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Date: December 4th, 2020 11:15 PM
Author: High-end coffee pot deer antler

what caused it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41488555)



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Date: December 4th, 2020 11:18 PM
Author: lilac chapel lettuce

I believe a freaky downdraft type of air turbulence or something like that

but I don’t know, I didn’t know this person at all just happened to be there and watching when he took off and then suddenly plunged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41488572)



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Date: December 4th, 2020 11:18 PM
Author: High-end coffee pot deer antler

peak experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41488573)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 12:14 PM
Author: Pea-brained cordovan dysfunction

Pretty shitty of you not to yell and remind him to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41490323)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 2:14 PM
Author: fuchsia regret

flame. how is that crazier than eating your sister out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41490850)



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Date: December 4th, 2020 9:20 PM
Author: Bossy Adventurous Step-uncle's House

police breaking into my house and pointing guns at me (wrong address)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41488100)



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Date: December 4th, 2020 9:21 PM
Author: Slimy generalized bond parlour

what time of day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41488103)



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Date: December 4th, 2020 9:21 PM
Author: Bossy Adventurous Step-uncle's House

around 11 am

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41488108)



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Date: December 4th, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: Slimy generalized bond parlour

weird - like a Saturday morning? were you dressed and shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41488225)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 1:24 AM
Author: Canary spot crotch

Oops SWAT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41489050)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 2:19 PM
Author: Rusted chad knife

Say his name

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41490866)



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Date: December 6th, 2020 10:44 AM
Author: Sinister associate

Lol. Same here. I was asleep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41494678)



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Date: December 6th, 2020 6:48 PM
Author: sienna cerebral brunch twinkling uncleanness

(Tyron Garner)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41497010)



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Date: December 6th, 2020 6:46 PM
Author: sienna cerebral brunch twinkling uncleanness

(John Geddes Lawrence Jr.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41497004)



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Date: December 4th, 2020 9:21 PM
Author: Mustard passionate institution

stabbed (outtable story tho)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41488105)



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Date: December 4th, 2020 9:23 PM
Author: Buff field

that means it wasn't a random mugger and was something bizarre like a dog stabbing you

EDIT: outted

https://twitter.com/PharaohOW/status/1269420602877771777

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41488113)



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Date: December 4th, 2020 10:00 PM
Author: Swashbuckling dog poop

He didn't say it was with a knife. It was with a dick by Captain Stabbin on a boat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41488261)



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Date: December 4th, 2020 9:24 PM
Author: dull stead fortuitous meteor

I found a painting worth legit $$$.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41488117)



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Date: December 4th, 2020 9:57 PM
Author: Mustard passionate institution

intentionally?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41488249)



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Date: December 4th, 2020 10:00 PM
Author: dull stead fortuitous meteor

No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41488259)



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Date: December 4th, 2020 10:08 PM
Author: coral plaza son of senegal

when I was a broke student I moved into an apartment that had a shoebox in the closet

One day I opened it and there was a brand new Cartier bracelet w the case and everything worth 10K or more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41488290)



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Date: December 4th, 2020 9:27 PM
Author: Crystalline offensive stag film yarmulke

friend took a bunch of shrooms took his clothes off called me a nigger and tried to bludgeon me to death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41488129)



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Date: December 4th, 2020 9:29 PM
Author: Motley lime indian lodge

You should’ve known better than to give BP mushrooms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41488137)



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Date: December 4th, 2020 9:29 PM
Author: Crystalline offensive stag film yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41488140)



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Date: December 4th, 2020 11:50 PM
Author: pale karate private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41488761)



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Date: December 4th, 2020 9:39 PM
Author: Narrow-minded mentally impaired immigrant trump supporter

Came incredibly close to shooting a camouflaged hunter in a tree stand

I was hunting grouse, wearing blaze orange and walking around making all kinds of noise. A grouse flushed, I fired, and from the *exact* direct that I shot, I heard a guy start yelling. He sounded more pissed off than hurt so I just GTFO of there. He was pretty close but the cover was thick & I never actually saw the guy.

Out of all the fucking trees in the woods...

It was public land, but a VERY remote part of northern WI. Didn't even see any cars on our drive in; I had zero idea that there was even anyone else around for miles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41488190)



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Date: December 4th, 2020 9:53 PM
Author: Glittery milk shrine

Lol wtf u killed a guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41488232)



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Date: December 4th, 2020 9:55 PM
Author: Narrow-minded mentally impaired immigrant trump supporter

If I did pepper him, it was only with birdshot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41488245)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 1:26 AM
Author: Canary spot crotch

(Dick Cheney)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41489052)



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Date: December 4th, 2020 9:47 PM
Author: Ruby Rigpig

Caught in the middle of a gang shooting, watched multiple bodies drop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41488220)



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Date: December 4th, 2020 10:01 PM
Author: Swashbuckling dog poop

I got caught in the middle of a gangbang. Watched multiple loads drop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41488263)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 11:29 AM
Author: beady-eyed nofapping elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41490108)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 12:12 PM
Author: Charismatic wagecucks

Tell us more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41490309)



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Date: December 4th, 2020 10:22 PM
Author: Charcoal stirring hell

It began on a sunny day in California, the day of my grandfather's funeral. Following the service, I wanted to go on a hike to clear my head and my boyfriend and sister came with me. Boyfriend and I were in college, my younger sister was in high school. We walked along the river through the redwoods, certain there was no way we could get lost. How can you get lost walking along a river? Somehow on the return trip, we did. So it's getting dark and we see the highway in the distance but it's behind a fence with a LOT of trespassing signs. I say fuck it, let's just climb the fence, cross their land and get to the highway. Just as we get over the fence this guy in a fucking GOLF cart (to this day I have no idea why he was in a golf cart) sees us and starts yelling. Within minutes we are surrounded by people with guns asking us wtf we are doing on their land. We apologize profusely, climb over the fence and try to find our way back. Turns out the river split and by retracing our steps we figured this out late into the night, hours later.

So we finally find our way back, get back in my dead grandfather's car (borrowed it to go on the hike) and head home. We get home, my shoes and clothes are soaking wet from crossing the river, I'm freezing cold, I end up wearing some slippers and a sweater that belong to my grandfather's widow. My parents start this massive fight and threaten to get violent. My sister says she wants to leave with my boyfriend and I. Someone calls the cops. So now I'm standing there in old lady slippers, wearing an old lady sweater 3x too big, talking to the cops about a domestic dispute.

The next morning, we find out my parent's rental car was stolen overnight. Literally nothing like this has ever happened to me before or after. Shit gets kookie in California.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41488356)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 12:03 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Public Bath

ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41488824)



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Date: December 4th, 2020 10:25 PM
Author: Odious flesh quadroon

Was at a camp as a kid and there was this bus that they used to ferry the kids around. It had a roof where you could go up that was open air, like tour buses in NY. Me and a couple of other kids were on the bus as it took us back to the camp late one night, standing up and messing around even though we were on a highway (not an interstate but like a 55 mph road). We all for some reason, fortuitously (it was pitch black couldn’t see anything), sat down on the floor of the roof (not in the seats) legit like 10 seconds before we went under an overpass that would have 100% killed each of us if we had passed under it like 20 seconds earlier because there was like six inches between the seat backs on the roof top of the bus and the overpass, it only missed us because we happened to be laying on the floor of the roof when we passed under it, and those were the first 20 seconds of the whole ride we were down there. Still spooks me the fuck out today when I think about it now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41488369)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 5:50 PM
Author: Infuriating orchid abode

eerie feeling to know you were so close to dying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41491711)



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Date: December 4th, 2020 10:32 PM
Author: Balding lodge

was present at a shooting that made national news. i did not witness the shooting because my back was turned but i passed right by him as he was entering the building and i was exiting. 50 yards away when he started shooting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41488411)



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Date: December 4th, 2020 11:03 PM
Author: High-end coffee pot deer antler

are you disappointed he didn't kill you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41488502)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 12:17 PM
Author: Charismatic wagecucks

A mass shooting?

Which one? Doesn't seem like outable info bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41490333)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 5:51 PM
Author: Infuriating orchid abode

lame story without knowing teh shooting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41491715)



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Date: December 6th, 2020 12:35 AM
Author: Balding lodge

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Holocaust_Memorial_Museum_shooting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41493829)



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Date: December 4th, 2020 11:00 PM
Author: Boyish sandwich ticket booth

I saw a porta potty get tipped over with a dude in it. I broke into hysterical semi-catatonic beavis and butthead style laughter after I saw the dude get our

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41488487)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 12:12 AM
Author: Aromatic people who are hurt

it's my dream to see something like this happen. sometimes at festivals i plan it out and think about a golf cart losing control and hitting one. Has to be the funniest experience ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41488847)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 1:20 AM
Author: chrome talented locale

I watched a group of teens gatecrash a festival and knock over 4 porta potties in the process. Security couldn't stop them all so basically they just dove and gangtackled a few random unlucky ones. 2 porta potties had people in it who had to get pulled out after the ruckus. There was blood, shit, and that blue liquid everywhere.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41489038)



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Date: December 4th, 2020 11:11 PM
Author: Supple primrose station indirect expression

Banged a 22 year old girl with my wife earlier this year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41488538)



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Date: December 4th, 2020 11:42 PM
Author: Odious flesh quadroon

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41488704)



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Date: December 4th, 2020 11:37 PM
Author: Vengeful Blue Therapy Queen Of The Night

Was involved in a massive shooting that made the news in summer 2016.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41488678)



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Date: December 4th, 2020 11:43 PM
Author: Aromatic people who are hurt

(gay nightclub guy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41488709)



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Date: December 4th, 2020 11:51 PM
Author: Brindle home

(prole shoving face with garlic)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41488766)



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Date: December 4th, 2020 11:49 PM
Author: Arrogant Mind-boggling Antidepressant Drug Boltzmann

My friend accidentally killed someone and called me to try and ferry him to the airport so he could get out of dodge.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41488757)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 12:22 AM
Author: sepia 180 stage

i've told this story before here. i was kidnapped once due to mistaken identity. guy pulled a piece on me and took me to his neighborhood to have his nephew ID if i was the guy that beat the shit out him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41488869)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 5:53 PM
Author: Infuriating orchid abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41491718)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 12:28 AM
Author: pale karate private investor

saw a gay guy who sort of stalked me years later when i was getting my haircut.

when i was in college i had an internship and the block near the office was under construction. one day im leaving work and walking to the t. i have my headphones in but see some dude in his 40s running across the street while cars are coming by, one beeps at him and he's running right towards me. as soon as he comes up to me he shakes my hand and says my haircut looks great and asks where i get my hair cut and i tell him the place. i start to keep walking to the t station but he keeps following and immediately brags about banging a lot of girls and working out. then before i went into the station he gives me his business card and tells me to text him if i ever want to work out with him. i get on the train. go home.

next day dude is waiting there and goes through basically the same thing--just sort of trailing me talking about CHICKS and LIFTING constantly and about how he has a bunch of close friends who are college aged/right out of college who he BANGS CHICKS and LIFTS WEIGHTS with and tells me to text him and go to the gym with him. says hes from the town over so it would be easy to meet up and gives me another business card. the town hes from is around 30-40 mins away.

cut out of work early since its friday, weekend goes by, next few days that week i go to a different station to take the t home. eventually he shows up again, we go through the same ordeal.

soon the internship ends. finish up next few years of college, out of school for a while, and then i go to get my hair cut. some dude walks in--hair looks weird as shit--and as soon as i see him i feel like i recognize him and he asks the lady next to me if she can take him after she finishes cutting the guys hair. she says he has an appointment and he storms out. afterwards she talks to another barber about how weird the guy is and how he doesnt let them cut the top of his hair because he only cuts it himself and other weird shit. at one point someone says he's from the town that guy is from and someone else says why does he go to this barbershop because he lives 40 minutes away or whatever and then someone says his name.

at that moment all at once i realized some gay construction guy a few towns over had been going to the same barbershop i mentioned to him for literally years most likely so he could bump into me and be an autistic fart knocker and talk about weights or whatever. felt weird as shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41488888)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 12:30 AM
Author: Mustard passionate institution

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41488896)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 11:40 AM
Author: Sticky wine nowag

how did the guy not recognize you? in a strange way, it’s sad that he probably frequented that place for years hoping to get at your boihole and then he totally missed his shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41490169)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 2:16 PM
Author: Arrogant Mind-boggling Antidepressant Drug Boltzmann

And that's Doobs's name? Doobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41490855)



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Date: December 6th, 2020 12:20 AM
Author: floppy tripping garrison sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41493769)



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Date: December 6th, 2020 3:14 AM
Author: onyx trailer park affirmative action

tbf u have great hair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41494147)



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Date: December 6th, 2020 11:38 AM
Author: floppy tripping garrison sound barrier

He's a handsome young man and I have great hopes for him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41494958)



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Date: December 6th, 2020 11:36 AM
Author: cruel-hearted hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41494944)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 12:56 AM
Author: Canary spot crotch

1. One Saturday morning, just before dawn, I was driving on the I-10 near downtown Phoenix, when a car raced down the on ramp near me and lost control when their right wheels went in the landscaping gravel on the side of the road. The car yawed right, started rolling, and threw the (presumably drunk) driver a couple dozen feet into the air.

2. A neighbor a few houses down from me in high school got pissed at his wife, doused the interior of the house in gasoline, and blew the fucker apart. 2x4s blasted into the walls of the neighboring houses. Their fat yellow lab got singed, and we took care of her for a few weeks while the wife (who wasn't home at the time) looked for a new place to live.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41488955)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 1:08 AM
Author: Charcoal stirring hell

holy fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41488988)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 1:13 AM
Author: Brindle home

This was your neighbor a few houses down from you when you were in high school and the relationship was so close that you took in his dog as an adult or did this happen when you were in hs with a wife at the time?

Nevermind reread it was his wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41489002)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 1:23 AM
Author: Canary spot crotch

We didn't know the people very well, but we knew their dog. She would come to our house sometimes to get treats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41489046)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 1:31 AM
Author: Brindle home

You’re a good dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41489064)



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Date: December 6th, 2020 12:20 AM
Author: floppy tripping garrison sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41493771)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 1:14 AM
Author: insecure liquid oxygen lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41489005)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 1:21 AM
Author: insecure liquid oxygen lay

I also saw a ghetto black chick stab another ghetto black chick and flee the scene on Huntington Ave once

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41489040)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 1:36 AM
Author: Indecent Contagious Point Patrolman

That area is such a shithole. What happened to just grabbing the other girl's weave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41489087)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 1:44 AM
Author: Navy azn factory reset button

1. I was walking around Golden Gate Park with my parents when they were visiting. My dad is fairly naive about homeless people, drugs, violence, etc. but is also easily spooked. My mom is more tuned in. There was a weird homeless guy in the bushes dressed in camo with twigs and leaves taped to him. He was probably 25 yards away from us. He peeked up over a big log, saw my mom and me looking over in his direction, and then quickly crouched back down. My mom and I looked at each other, and knowing my dad would freak out, kept our mouths shut and continued walking.

We kept walking around, spent an hour on the paddle boats, and then were retracing our steps back to the car, but when we got back near where the homeless guy had been, the path was blocked off with police tape and an SFPD officer directing us to find another path. We did and circled around to the other side, and there was an SF Coroner van and a bunch of cops.

I kept searching news sites and looking at the crime map to see what had happened but nothing was ever reported. Not sure if he killed himself or someone else. Was pretty freaky. We never told my dad.

2. I was a young teenager (13?) on a mall date. Was pissing at JC Penney and noticed a hole in the stall wall with an eye looking at me standing there. Was weirded out but didn’t tell a manager or security - just got out of there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41489100)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 2:19 AM
Author: Ruby Rigpig

Lmao at 2. Did you hear heavy breathing once you honed in on the eyeball?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41489141)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 1:47 PM
Author: provocative french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41490758)



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Date: December 6th, 2020 12:14 AM
Author: Navy azn factory reset button

I was worried for my safety. I was a 5’8” twink and gay stuff wasn’t cool like it is now. I remember hesitating about washing my hands on my way out. I haven’t thought about this in a long time. I got out of there as quickly as I could after peeing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41493739)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 2:22 AM
Author: Brindle home

lol so that’s why you’re here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41489145)



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Date: December 6th, 2020 12:14 AM
Author: Navy azn factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41493741)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 11:26 AM
Author: Vigorous blathering locus hissy fit

1) used to have a job merchandising/selling to truck stops. i did training in midwest and remember going into this truckstop in gary indiana. in the bathroom, all of the stall doors were cut in half so you could see trucks pinched faces while they were taking shits. when i asked why, the employees said there was this rogue gay dude who was terrorizign the bathrooms, drilling holes in the stall walls and shoving his cock through. no one could catch him. somehow the retarded employees thought this would stop it.

anyways, returned to the truck stop a few weeks later. its important to note that truckstop had a 'drop ceiling', like if you pressed up you could lift up tiles on the ceiling. the employees told me that one day the ceiling in the trucker showers collapsed and a wiry man fell to the floor covered in dust. he managed to slip away. when they looked above the drop ceiling they found all sorts of porn magazines, candybar wrappers he had stolen from the store, cumrags, etc. i guess this gay dude had taken up residence in the ceiling of a gary indiana truckstop and was peeping on shitting truckers, showers for months.

2) during childhood i lived in midsized town in PNW. these aging hippies moved into our suburban neighborhood and painted their entire property lavendar purple - this included the sidewalk, driveway, and spraypainting the grass purple. one day i came home from school and there were police, swat teams all over our street. the male hippie had put on a 'bomb vest' and was holding his wife at gunpoint in his garage. this played out over 4-5 hours and was eventually de-escalated. it turns out that he had rolled up pieces of newspaper and painted them red to look like dynamite and added details with aluminum foil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41490090)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 11:28 AM
Author: Bespoke stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41490101)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 11:41 AM
Author: Vigorous blathering locus hissy fit

3 ) another story from truck stop job. had this indian customer who owned a store in a ghetto part of SE texas town. he ran a payday loan booth out of his store, and would also 'put money out on the streets' (i.e. lend money to nigs to buy large quantities of drugs to sell).

one night his store got raided by a gang and he got in a massive shootout with the owner. it went on for over an hour - the police in that part of town were mostly black/mexican and hated indian owned businesses, so they just parked outside and watched. the security camera footage the customers showed me was surreal. one of the nigs hid in the oil/fuel additive aisle. there was a nearby novelty t-shirt rack. the nig was desperately trying to create a molotov cocktail by tying the novelty t-shirts that said things like 'i don't skinny dip, i chunky dunk' w/ a picture of a fat curvey woman to gallons of lucasoil and setting them on fire with a bic. eventually the clerk at the store shot and killed one of the nigs and the others ran off.

the next day the owner called me to the store, and asked me to create fake invoices for thousands of dollars of damaged goods and displays so he could submit them to insurance.

anyways, the same gang returned a few weeks later and executed the guy working the night shift. turns out this was the owner's uncle and he had a life insurance policy out for him. the owner cashed the insurance check and never sent money to the uncle's impoverished kids who lived back in india(which created a lot of additional drama)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41490172)



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Date: December 6th, 2020 12:20 AM
Author: floppy tripping garrison sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41493773)



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Date: December 6th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: onyx trailer park affirmative action

wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41494146)



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Date: December 6th, 2020 10:39 AM
Author: crimson alcoholic heaven partner

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41494660)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 1:50 PM
Author: provocative french chef

1) is 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41490766)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 5:45 PM
Author: Infuriating orchid abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41491692)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 6:02 PM
Author: Silver den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41491739)



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Date: December 6th, 2020 6:15 PM
Author: pale karate private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41496858)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 11:30 AM
Author: Motley lime indian lodge

computer mike fart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41490113)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 12:19 PM
Author: Pea-brained cordovan dysfunction

Another student officer I worked with used to tell me about satanic worship stuff that would go on in a part of the state. We went up one weekend that he said had some wiccan or what ever holiday. I thought he was full of shit but assumed it'd be fun to road trip, get to fuck around off road, etc.

Turned out there actually was a decent size group that met and figured out we were out there. Some 4 wheel ATV thing drove around near where we were hiding out and the three of us had a very real conversation regarding if we'd have to possibly shoot our way out of the situation (this was very remote and we could have been 'disappeared' easily). We ended up walking back to the truck eying the spot where we think ATV dude was hiding behind and driving off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41490352)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 12:37 PM
Author: Charismatic wagecucks

I was playing disc golf with my friend and our dogs in a city park a couple years ago when a moose ran across our path, around 10 feet in front of me. It looked spooked but I'm not sure what had spooked it, since neither dog was harassing it. After crossing the trail, the moose ran about 15 yards up a hill and stopped. This is pretty typical stuff for Alaska, so I didn't think much of it until it attacked.

After a brief pause on the hill, the moose came running back towards the trail. I ran behind a tree with just enough time to see the moose raise up on its hind legs to stomp my friend's 15 year old deaf and blind dog. It tried to hit her with both its front and hind legs, but fortunately none of the hits were direct and the dog escaped injury. I drew my ultralight .357 revolver loaded with .38 special Hornady Critical Defense rounds as the moose continued into the brush obscuring my dog from sight.

My dog is a breed closely related to the Karelian bear dog and, like the Karelian, her breed uses speed and agility to hunt bear and other large game. I wasn't too worried about her since she could easily run circles around the moose, assuming that she recognized it as a threat. Well what she makes up in speed and beauty, she lacks in brains, and she didn't get out of the way. I heard her yelp and raised the firearm. The moose didn't pause to stomp, so I called my dog over and we began moving out of the area.

Moose aren't typically aggressive and tend to leave you alone after they've chased you off. Even so, I wasn't going to turn my back to it or holster the firearm while it was still nearby. We made it about 30 yards before the moose circled around and charged my dog again. I wasn't going to let the moose get anywhere near her this time, so I aimed in front of it and pulled the trigger, breaking the charge.

My friend called both dogs to follow him and sprinted up the trail with them while I watched the moose. I figured there was no way the moose was going to charge again now that the dogs were gone and I was walking backwards out of the area, but this was one aggressive fuckin moose. It charged me again, even though the dogs were pretty far away by this point and we'd been trying to get away from it since the initial encounter. If we had been anywhere outside the city, I would have shot it in the face, but shooting a moose in a city park would be front page news, even in Alaska, so I aimed between its legs and pulled the trigger, scaring the moose enough to once again break her charge.

I caught up with my friend but didn't holster the firearm until we were at least 150 yards from the scene of the first encounter. Once out of harm's way we decided to get out of the area since the cops were almost certainly on the way and, while I would definitely report having killed a moose, I wanted to avoid answering any questions about having discharged a firearm within city limits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41490429)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 1:59 PM
Author: Bespoke stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41490792)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 5:38 PM
Author: Infuriating orchid abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41491674)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: crimson alcoholic heaven partner

A crazy guy tried to kill himself by driving head on into another vehicle on the highway. I was a passenger in the other vehicle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41490695)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 2:17 PM
Author: sick psychic

I was kidnapped by MS-13 and talked my way out of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41490858)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 3:51 PM
Author: Charismatic wagecucks

Really?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41491220)



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Date: December 6th, 2020 5:27 AM
Author: Plum violent space

gonna need some more details here Hoss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41494242)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 2:20 PM
Author: fuchsia regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41490869)



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Date: December 6th, 2020 3:10 AM
Author: onyx trailer park affirmative action

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41494144)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 2:27 PM
Author: maroon love of her life legend

was at an airshow/fly in as a kid with dad. it was the last day and lots of planes leaving. picture like 20-30 small planes lining up on taxi way and i was 20-30 feet away.

the first plane was a small home built 2 seater with a pilot/co-pilot in the front. behind it was some enormous old WW2 plane with huge propeller.

this WW2 plane taxied straight into small plane. planes was shreded like a weedwhacker on grass. passenger was shreded. pilot was able to walk. must of had his seat 6 inches further up or something. crazy he survived. remember him in shock sitting in half a plane with the engine still running and some dude running to the plane to cut the engine/drag him out.

we were running. remember looking at the area with binoculars later and saw them picking up a body part.

same airshow two years later some another deadly crash when a plane was landing.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41490893)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 5:29 PM
Author: Canary spot crotch

Sounds like the plane equivalent of geriatrics who stomp the accelerator and claim a mechanical failure made them plow through a store.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41491647)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 5:57 PM
Author: Infuriating orchid abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41491728)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 4:54 PM
Author: massive range windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41491470)



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Date: December 6th, 2020 12:43 AM
Author: Infuriating orchid abode

had someone hold a gun up to her head and threaten to shoot herself in front of me unless i "confessed" and "apologized" for made up sins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41493870)



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Date: December 6th, 2020 2:23 AM
Author: Navy azn factory reset button

ex-gf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41494094)



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Date: December 6th, 2020 3:05 AM
Author: Canary spot crotch

Well, did you confess?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41494142)



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Date: December 6th, 2020 10:27 AM
Author: Balding lodge

Holy shit. How did you react

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41494637)



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Date: December 6th, 2020 7:39 PM
Author: Infuriating orchid abode

of course i "confessed".

as it was happening it was stressful but i also felt weirdly calm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41497248)



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Date: December 6th, 2020 5:14 AM
Author: aggressive sanctuary philosopher-king

When I was in Latin America, I once witnessed a police raid on the safe house of a high level drug trafficker. There were a bunch of military guys firing automatic weapons and small rockets against this house on the side of a hill. The guys in the house were firing back with machine guns and missile launchers. There were several helicopters in the air. I saw the drug guys launch some missile at a helicopter, although it didn't come close to hitting it. The best part was that I was watching it with a crowd of probably a couple hundred people. (We were on top of another hill a safe distance away.) We were all just sitting here like, "Damn. This is way better than TV."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41494234)



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Date: December 6th, 2020 5:40 AM
Author: titillating lavender rigor

To be fair,

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9Pg2CDCm34w

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41494248)



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Date: December 6th, 2020 5:42 AM
Author: Plum violent space

Got a few stories...

1. Last year my wife was stuck in the middle of the 'terrorist' incident near London Bridge - https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/live/2019/nov/29/london-bridge-incident-police-city I was at work and my wife called panicked with the sounds of screaming in the background. She was in the pack running away from the attacker and took shelter in a pub that then locked all their doors. I told my boss why I was leaving for the day and he sat there shocked. I ran across town to find the police had shutdown all the streets surrounding my wife and evacuated everyone they could. Wife was still stuck in the pub in the middle but she didnt have reception or her phone was dead. I heard gunshots and an explosion a few blocks away and I said fuck it and ran down an alley to where I thought I could get through to the pub. Cop tried to stop me from a block away but he didnt run after me. I made it to the back of the pub just as the attacker was killed on London Bridge. They opened the pub doors just as I got there and wife and I hightailed it to the next pub we could, grabbed a pint and tried to calm her coworkers down / figure out wtf just happened.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41494251)



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Date: December 6th, 2020 6:03 AM
Author: sick psychic

So you raced to have a beer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41494261)



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Date: December 6th, 2020 6:59 AM
Author: Plum violent space

basically, yes. was 180 sicne wife wasnt murdered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41494283)



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Date: December 6th, 2020 7:01 AM
Author: Plum violent space

and ran past a police barricade towards a 'terrorist'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41494284)



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Date: December 6th, 2020 10:46 AM
Author: mildly autistic bisexual mad cow disease

Lol and this guy still votes lib. What a faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41494692)



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Date: December 6th, 2020 11:35 AM
Author: Plum violent space

Funny you think I'm a democrat or a lib.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41494943)



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Date: December 6th, 2020 11:28 AM
Author: Sinister associate

11/9/2020 on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41494912)



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Date: December 6th, 2020 11:37 AM
Author: cruel-hearted hospital

A lot but I can’t poast them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41494951)



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Date: December 6th, 2020 4:12 PM
Author: Sinister associate

I was acquitted of murder charges after I killed a man who I thought was raping my wife, but the prosecutor later revealed they were just cheating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41496352)



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Date: December 6th, 2020 6:35 PM
Author: Emerald adulterous faggot firefighter

A few years ago, while browsing around the library downtown, I had to take a piss. As I entered the john a big beautiful all-american football hero type, about twenty-five, came out of one of the booths. I stood at the urinal looking at him out of the corner of my eye as he washed his hands. He didn't once look at me. He was "straight" and married -- and in any case I was sure I wouldn't have a chance with him. As soon as he left I darted into the booth he'd vacated, hoping there might be a lingering smell of shit and even a seat still warm from his sturdy young ass. I found not only the smell but the shit itself. He'd forgotten to flush. And what a treasure he had left behind. Three or four beautiful specimens floated in the bowl. It apparently had been a fairly dry, constipated shit, for all were fat, stiff, and ruggedly textured. The real prize was a great feast of turd -- a nine inch gastrointestinal triumph as thick as a man's wrist. I knelt before the bowl, inhaling the rich brown fragrance and wondered if I should obey the impulse building up inside me. I'd always been a heavy rimmer and had lapped up more than one little clump of shit, but that had been just an inevitable part of eating ass and not an end in itself. Of course I'd had jerk-off fantasies of devouring great loads of it (what rimmer hasn't), but I had never done it. Now, here I was, confronted with the most beautiful five-pound turd I'd ever feasted my eyes on, a sausage fit to star in any fantasy and one I knew to have been hatched from the asshole of the world's handsomest young stud. Why not? I plucked it from the bowl, holding it with both hands to keep it from breaking. I lifted it to my nose. It smelled like rich, ripe limburger (horrid, but thrilling), yet had the consistency of cheddar. What is cheese anyway but milk turning to shit without the benefit of a digestive tract? I gave it a lick and found that it tasted better then it smelled. I've found since then that shit nearly almost does. I hesitated no longer. I shoved the fucking thing as far into my mouth as I could get it and sucked on it like a big brown cock, beating my meat like a madman. I wanted to completely engulf it and bit off a large chunk, flooding my mouth with the intense, bittersweet flavor. To my delight I found that while the water in the bowl had chilled the outside of the turd, it was still warm inside. As I chewed I discovered that it was filled with hard little bits of something I soon identified as peanuts. He hadn't chewed them carefully and they'd passed through his body virtually unchanged. I ate it greedily, sending lump after peanutty lump sliding scratchily down my throat. My only regret was the donor of this feast wasn't there to wash it down with his piss. I soon reached a terrific climax. I caught my cum in the cupped palm of my hand and drank it down. Believe me, there is no more delightful combination of flavors than the hot sweetness of cum with the rich bitterness of shit. Afterwards I was sorry that I hadn't made it last longer. But then I realized that I still had a lot of fun in store for me. There was still a clutch of virile turds left in the bowl. I tenderly fished them out, rolled them into my hankerchief, and stashed them in my briefcase. In the week to come I found all kinds of ways to eat the shit without bolting it right down. Once eaten it's gone forever unless you want to filch it third hand out of your own asshole. Not an unreasonable recourse in moments of desperation or simple boredom. I stored the turds in the refrigerator when I was not using them but within a week they were all gone. The last one I held in my mouth without chewing, letting it slowly dissolve. I had liquid shit trickling down my throat for nearly four hours. I must have had six orgasms in the process. I often think of that lovely young guy dropping solid gold out of his sweet, pink asshole every day, never knowing what joy it could, and at least once did, bring to a grateful shiteater.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41496953)



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Date: December 6th, 2020 7:25 PM
Author: High-end coffee pot deer antler

(GJR)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41497171)



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Date: December 6th, 2020 7:42 PM
Author: Infuriating orchid abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41497260)



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Date: December 6th, 2020 6:47 PM
Author: mildly autistic bisexual mad cow disease

SWAT came into my house, disrespected my whole family because somebody narc'd me out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4705053&forum_id=2#41497006)