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ITT we post proceedings from the Riehl v. XOXO Trial

"Is it true, Mr. Teacher Onizuka, that a Playboy model ...
pearl concupiscible hominid
  08/28/06
I hate you. I can't laught like this at work.
excitant nighttime brunch mood
  08/28/06
180x180
Razzle avocado preventive strike roommate
  08/29/06
"Again, Mr. Barbaro, I implore you to answer the questi...
garnet haunting ticket booth gaming laptop
  08/28/06
I enjoyed this.
ultramarine personal credit line
  08/29/06
Still funny.
Spectacular umber theater twinkling uncleanness
  06/28/08
"What proof do you offer that Cooley is a 'tee-tee-tee ...
pearl concupiscible hominid
  08/28/06
Mr. Expert, after comparing Nancy Reagan's eyeglasses to tho...
flushed sex offender messiness
  08/28/06
"Yes, the Tootsie Roll Owl wants his glasses back."...
pearl concupiscible hominid
  08/28/06
Objection! Calls for speculation!
flushed sex offender messiness
  08/28/06
Overruled, according to documents, it seems that many others...
pearl concupiscible hominid
  08/28/06
You guys are hilarious!
Bossy deep son of senegal legal warrant
  08/28/06
177
sickened balding generalized bond stage
  08/28/06
well done
shimmering galvanic church quadroon
  08/29/06
i love you.
Honey-headed crackhouse
  01/03/07
"I'd like you to expound further on the uses of retarde...
pearl concupiscible hominid
  08/28/06
Some have said it is best used for wiping one's ass, but I a...
internet-worthy mauve church building goal in life
  08/28/06
I lol'd.
plum floppy potus
  10/25/07
"How, exactly, do you know so much about 'jew bitches'?...
sickened balding generalized bond stage
  08/28/06
And where, exactly, do you believe they got their protein?
internet-worthy mauve church building goal in life
  08/28/06
Asians and magic--any connection?
puce splenetic station
  08/28/06
"I ask the court to take judicial notice that all asian...
Silver foreskin
  08/28/06
"Objection to the court's taking judicial notice. I wou...
Out-of-control slate locale
  08/28/06
"Let the record reflect that I am showing the witness a...
Out-of-control slate locale
  08/28/06
"But, Mr. Howard Stern, how do you know it tastes like ...
garnet haunting ticket booth gaming laptop
  08/28/06
:)
Submissive center
  01/03/07
A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her i...
Harsh Transparent Box Office Giraffe
  02/29/08
"Is it possible, NASC, to get whokebe on the stand for ...
sickened balding generalized bond stage
  08/28/06
please point to the places on the doll where mr. gayskunk to...
Drab Chapel Mediation
  08/28/06
Objection! MachoBreeze's empty wallet is not on the witness...
garnet haunting ticket booth gaming laptop
  08/28/06
Yeah! How come *I* never get consulted about ANYTHING??? FUC...
exciting costumed famous landscape painting
  08/28/06
"Mr. Jinx, tell us about your practices for raising you...
pearl concupiscible hominid
  08/28/06
Q: Professor Expert, you have a Ph.D in biochemistry, correc...
flushed sex offender messiness
  08/28/06
:)
primrose infuriating prole
  08/28/06
how the hell did i miss this? 180
aphrodisiac very tactful kitty rigor
  04/19/07
...
Vigorous fluffy parlour hunting ground
  08/28/06
HAHAHAHA
aphrodisiac very tactful kitty rigor
  08/29/06
Counselor, why are you wearing an ascot and a monocle?
garnet haunting ticket booth gaming laptop
  08/28/06
"Because my codpiece is at the dry cleaner, your Honor....
Khaki plaza
  08/28/06
Would not your merkin serve essentially the same purpose?
internet-worthy mauve church building goal in life
  08/28/06
this whole scandal is cracking me up.
Sticky Bat-shit-crazy Nursing Home
  08/28/06
it's always great when xoxo spills onto other online groups ...
sickened balding generalized bond stage
  08/28/06
i hadn't been online for a few days and i come back to this....
Sticky Bat-shit-crazy Nursing Home
  08/28/06
always.
aromatic ratface
  12/09/07
Q: And what sound did the envelope make when you opened it? ...
ultramarine personal credit line
  08/28/06
truly exquisite. Well done.
brindle adventurous shrine sneaky criminal
  08/29/06
175
Thriller Impertinent School Legend
  08/29/06
ROFL!
exhilarant senate corn cake
  12/09/07
bump
Silver foreskin
  08/28/06
ty.
pearl concupiscible hominid
  08/28/06
ty
Honey-headed crackhouse
  04/18/07
tyty
Unhinged new version
  04/18/07
"The prosecution calls Mr. Ganguly to the stand." ...
drunken demanding codepig market
  08/29/06
Motion to Reconsider Evidentiary Ruling I. Considering the ...
beady-eyed meetinghouse
  08/29/06
The defense rests. :(
drunken demanding codepig market
  08/29/06
TITCR!
carmine stimulating becky
  07/31/08
Prosecutor: "Nancy Reagan, is it true that your husband...
Curious offensive office
  08/29/06
Beauty.
Appetizing onyx state
  08/29/06
this is under appreciated. 180
Electric theatre yarmulke
  08/29/06
America's cities' skylines are TTTs in decline, isn't that c...
know-it-all incel shitlib
  08/29/06
how am i relevant to the proceedings plz?
milky comical feces stage
  08/29/06
You will be there to console Great Felcher Onizuka after his...
Anal home
  08/29/06
You can run through the courtroom naked with GOLDENPALACE.CO...
pearl concupiscible hominid
  08/29/06
Q: Enforceable?
Anal home
  08/29/06
Underrated post.
vivacious awkward kitty cat black woman
  01/02/07
Mr. GTO, where are these BIG CHANGES you have spoken of?
garnet haunting ticket booth gaming laptop
  01/02/07
"Mr. Goat, would you please tell the court what happene...
Honey-headed crackhouse
  01/04/07
I can't even remember what the Riehl thing was about anymore...
cracking dopamine half-breed
  04/18/07
riehl thought that the 'Macaca' guy @ UVA actually was posti...
Charismatic Step-uncle's House Dog Poop
  04/18/07
oh yeah, haha. what a dumbass.
cracking dopamine half-breed
  04/18/07
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AutoAdmit#S.R._Sidarth_imperson...
turquoise native antidepressant drug
  04/18/07
quite an article xoxo has there. nice and long. didn't reali...
cracking dopamine half-breed
  04/18/07
Sometimes I forget what a bastion of ridiculousness this pla...
greedy property police squad
  04/19/07
'As of April 15, 2007, no actual civil lawsuit or criminal p...
sickened balding generalized bond stage
  04/19/07
Even better is the "as of April 15th, Ciolli's position...
greedy property police squad
  04/19/07
ah, I had missed that. tytyty
sickened balding generalized bond stage
  04/19/07
lol in one
Honey-headed crackhouse
  04/19/07
I LOLd
Unhinged new version
  04/19/07
Bump for DOJ v. Trustafarian
Honey-headed crackhouse
  04/19/07
"Now, Mr. Trustafarian - if that is in fact your REAL n...
blue disgusting gas station
  04/19/07
"Objection to Miss Rasquach's statements as being hears...
Silver foreskin
  04/19/07
lol think of all the fun we could have with Judge Rasquach a...
Honey-headed crackhouse
  04/19/07
...
Cordovan Place Of Business
  06/12/07
damn i just looked for this. CGWBT v. remember when I told ...
Honey-headed crackhouse
  06/12/07
tytyty. This is an excellent read for anyone looking to defe...
abusive contagious gunner indian lodge
  06/12/07
oops, deleted
amethyst fragrant whorehouse scourge upon the earth
  10/25/07
In the upcoming lawsuit: Judge: Mr D:, please explain the...
Silver foreskin
  06/12/07
...
aromatic ratface
  10/25/07
...
boyish dull striped hyena
  12/09/07
"Mr. Refrigerator, when did you first post on the site ...
Buck-toothed abnormal field
  12/10/07
. . .
lilac motley business firm voyeur
  07/31/08


Poast new message in this thread





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:30 PM
Author: pearl concupiscible hominid

"Is it true, Mr. Teacher Onizuka, that a Playboy model posts on your site?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515099)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:32 PM
Author: excitant nighttime brunch mood

I hate you. I can't laught like this at work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515108)





Date: August 29th, 2006 8:11 AM
Author: Razzle avocado preventive strike roommate

180x180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6518716)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:31 PM
Author: garnet haunting ticket booth gaming laptop

"Again, Mr. Barbaro, I implore you to answer the question."

"Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey"

"Your honor, the witness is not cooperating."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515103)





Date: August 29th, 2006 8:44 AM
Author: ultramarine personal credit line

I enjoyed this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6518748)





Date: June 28th, 2008 9:48 PM
Author: Spectacular umber theater twinkling uncleanness

Still funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#9928476)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:32 PM
Author: pearl concupiscible hominid

"What proof do you offer that Cooley is a 'tee-tee-tee in decline'?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515106)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:35 PM
Author: flushed sex offender messiness

Mr. Expert, after comparing Nancy Reagan's eyeglasses to those worn by the Tootsie Roll Owl, did you form any conclusions?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515117)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:35 PM
Author: pearl concupiscible hominid

"Yes, the Tootsie Roll Owl wants his glasses back."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515121)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:38 PM
Author: flushed sex offender messiness

Objection! Calls for speculation!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515131)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:44 PM
Author: pearl concupiscible hominid

Overruled, according to documents, it seems that many others would like Mrs. Reagan to return the glasses as well. The Blues Brothers, Jaleel White (aka Steve Urkel) and Sally Jesse Raphael have all stated as such.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515169)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:44 PM
Author: Bossy deep son of senegal legal warrant

You guys are hilarious!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515172)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:46 PM
Author: sickened balding generalized bond stage

177

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515186)





Date: August 29th, 2006 1:19 AM
Author: shimmering galvanic church quadroon

well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6518101)





Date: January 3rd, 2007 1:25 PM
Author: Honey-headed crackhouse

i love you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7341411)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:40 PM
Author: pearl concupiscible hominid

"I'd like you to expound further on the uses of retarded children's hair."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515144)





Date: August 28th, 2006 2:38 PM
Author: internet-worthy mauve church building goal in life

Some have said it is best used for wiping one's ass, but I am not among that group. That is, perhaps, only the second or third best use.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515467)





Date: October 25th, 2007 7:04 PM
Author: plum floppy potus

I lol'd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#8813121)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:41 PM
Author: sickened balding generalized bond stage

"How, exactly, do you know so much about 'jew bitches'?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515152)





Date: August 28th, 2006 2:42 PM
Author: internet-worthy mauve church building goal in life

And where, exactly, do you believe they got their protein?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515493)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:41 PM
Author: puce splenetic station

Asians and magic--any connection?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515154)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:43 PM
Author: Silver foreskin

"I ask the court to take judicial notice that all asians are magical."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515163)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:45 PM
Author: Out-of-control slate locale

"Objection to the court's taking judicial notice. I would like to voir dire this expert with respect to asian guys with white girlz."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515174)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:42 PM
Author: Out-of-control slate locale

"Let the record reflect that I am showing the witness a copy of what has been marked as plaintiff's exhibit one. Mr. Sidharth, do you recognize this document?"

"Sidharth: It appears to be a scrap of paper with the words

'toma sota balcu' scrawled in blood."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515160)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:42 PM
Author: garnet haunting ticket booth gaming laptop

"But, Mr. Howard Stern, how do you know it tastes like franks and beans?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515161)





Date: January 3rd, 2007 1:28 PM
Author: Submissive center

:)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7341426)





Date: February 29th, 2008 1:26 PM
Author: Harsh Transparent Box Office Giraffe

A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murdered chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#9406157)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:44 PM
Author: sickened balding generalized bond stage

"Is it possible, NASC, to get whokebe on the stand for us today?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515171)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:45 PM
Author: Drab Chapel Mediation

please point to the places on the doll where mr. gayskunk touched you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515180)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:47 PM
Author: garnet haunting ticket booth gaming laptop

Objection! MachoBreeze's empty wallet is not on the witness list.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515188)





Date: August 28th, 2006 11:39 PM
Author: exciting costumed famous landscape painting

Yeah! How come *I* never get consulted about ANYTHING??? FUCK.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6517324)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:49 PM
Author: pearl concupiscible hominid

"Mr. Jinx, tell us about your practices for raising your handicapped daughter."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515201)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:51 PM
Author: flushed sex offender messiness

Q: Professor Expert, you have a Ph.D in biochemistry, correct?

A: Yes I do.

Q: And you claim that you carefully draw expert conclusions based only upon scientific evidence, correct?

A: That is correct.

Q: Professor, have you ever offered expert advice to a man named "Poetic Dreamer"?

A: Your Honor, I would like to invoke the Fifth Amendment.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515212)





Date: August 28th, 2006 2:01 PM
Author: primrose infuriating prole

:)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515259)





Date: April 19th, 2007 7:22 PM
Author: aphrodisiac very tactful kitty rigor

how the hell did i miss this?

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7965325)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:52 PM
Author: Vigorous fluffy parlour hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515213)





Date: August 29th, 2006 11:16 AM
Author: aphrodisiac very tactful kitty rigor

HAHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6519076)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:57 PM
Author: garnet haunting ticket booth gaming laptop

Counselor, why are you wearing an ascot and a monocle?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515242)





Date: August 28th, 2006 2:11 PM
Author: Khaki plaza

"Because my codpiece is at the dry cleaner, your Honor."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515317)





Date: August 28th, 2006 2:40 PM
Author: internet-worthy mauve church building goal in life

Would not your merkin serve essentially the same purpose?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515479)





Date: August 28th, 2006 2:41 PM
Author: Sticky Bat-shit-crazy Nursing Home

this whole scandal is cracking me up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515485)





Date: August 28th, 2006 2:41 PM
Author: sickened balding generalized bond stage

it's always great when xoxo spills onto other online groups or IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515490)





Date: August 28th, 2006 2:42 PM
Author: Sticky Bat-shit-crazy Nursing Home

i hadn't been online for a few days and i come back to this. too priceless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515497)





Date: December 9th, 2007 11:59 PM
Author: aromatic ratface

always.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#9004478)





Date: August 28th, 2006 2:45 PM
Author: ultramarine personal credit line

Q: And what sound did the envelope make when you opened it?

A: Kind of like a bell at first. Maybe, like, a "dinging" sound. And then it yelled something. It was hard to make out, but it kind of sounded like the envelope called me a "fag."

Q: Did you still decide to open up the envelope?

A: Yes.

Q: And what did you find inside?

A: Two subpoenas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515518)





Date: August 29th, 2006 1:12 AM
Author: brindle adventurous shrine sneaky criminal

truly exquisite. Well done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6518049)





Date: August 29th, 2006 1:14 AM
Author: Thriller Impertinent School Legend

175

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6518062)





Date: December 9th, 2007 11:02 PM
Author: exhilarant senate corn cake

ROFL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#9004126)





Date: August 28th, 2006 11:30 PM
Author: Silver foreskin

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6517233)





Date: August 28th, 2006 11:32 PM
Author: pearl concupiscible hominid

ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6517253)





Date: April 18th, 2007 10:58 AM
Author: Honey-headed crackhouse

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7955048)





Date: April 18th, 2007 11:06 AM
Author: Unhinged new version

tyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7955094)





Date: August 29th, 2006 12:26 AM
Author: drunken demanding codepig market

"The prosecution calls Mr. Ganguly to the stand."

"Mr. Ganguly, with regards to your flow, is it or is it not slick and smooth like diarrhea?"

- "why yes counselor, yes it is"

"OBJECTION: Exhibit 32.1 clearly demonstrates that TALC's flow is far smoother, move to stike Mr. Ganguly's response from the record."

"Objection sustained."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6517689)





Date: August 29th, 2006 9:58 PM
Author: beady-eyed meetinghouse

Motion to Reconsider Evidentiary Ruling

I. Considering the evidence in the record, there is no basis in fact for the assertion that TALC's flow is smoother that Mr. Ganguly's. This should be an issue for the trier of fact, and it is movant's position that no reasonable juror could find that TALC's flow approaches Mr. Ganguly's in non-viscosity. As such, this ruling should be reconsidered and the objection should be OVERRULED.

II. Even if this court decides against the movant's position in Section I, supra, the attributes of Mr. TALC's flow do not change the clear and convicing evidence demonstrating the smoothness of Mr. Ganguly's lyrical stylings - in particular, evidence demonstrating that flow's resemblance to the passage of loose, flowing stool. The abilities of Mr. TALC notwithstanding, Mr. Ganguly's flow is still slick and smooth like diarrhea. Mr. TALC's abilities do not logically preclude such a classification.

For the aforementioned reasons, this court should set aside its ruling striking Mr. Ganguly's response from the record.

Respectfully Submitted,

Without ME it's just AWESO

Interim Counsel for Witness Ganguly



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522779)





Date: August 29th, 2006 10:03 PM
Author: drunken demanding codepig market

The defense rests. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522808)





Date: July 31st, 2008 8:58 PM
Author: carmine stimulating becky

TITCR!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#10026474)





Date: August 29th, 2006 8:25 AM
Author: Curious offensive office

Prosecutor: "Nancy Reagan, is it true that your husband, former President Ronald Reagan, is deceased? Please remember, you are under oath."

Ms. Reagan: "Yes."

Judge: "Much as it pains me to do this as a Reagan appointee, I must hold you in contempt of court. Ronald Reagan is clearly alive, well, and posting on AutoAdmit.com as per Prosecution Exhibit Q."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6518727)





Date: August 29th, 2006 9:45 PM
Author: Appetizing onyx state

Beauty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522689)





Date: August 29th, 2006 9:49 PM
Author: Electric theatre yarmulke

this is under appreciated. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522729)





Date: August 29th, 2006 9:47 PM
Author: know-it-all incel shitlib

America's cities' skylines are TTTs in decline, isn't that correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522712)





Date: August 29th, 2006 9:49 PM
Author: milky comical feces stage

how am i relevant to the proceedings plz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522726)





Date: August 29th, 2006 10:09 PM
Author: Anal home

You will be there to console Great Felcher Onizuka after his tearjerking testimony.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522852)





Date: August 29th, 2006 10:10 PM
Author: pearl concupiscible hominid

You can run through the courtroom naked with GOLDENPALACE.COM tattooed on your ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522856)





Date: August 29th, 2006 10:14 PM
Author: Anal home

Q: Enforceable?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522874)





Date: January 2nd, 2007 10:07 PM
Author: vivacious awkward kitty cat black woman

Underrated post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7337107)





Date: January 2nd, 2007 10:12 PM
Author: garnet haunting ticket booth gaming laptop

Mr. GTO, where are these BIG CHANGES you have spoken of?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7337143)





Date: January 4th, 2007 9:32 AM
Author: Honey-headed crackhouse

"Mr. Goat, would you please tell the court what happened on July 14th, 2004?"

"Certainly, late in the afternoon, I received a call from Cantor Fitzgerald--"

"Objection! Your Honor, that phone conversation has never been authenticated."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7347768)





Date: April 18th, 2007 11:00 AM
Author: cracking dopamine half-breed

I can't even remember what the Riehl thing was about anymore, but this thread is still hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7955060)





Date: April 18th, 2007 11:03 AM
Author: Charismatic Step-uncle's House Dog Poop

riehl thought that the 'Macaca' guy @ UVA actually was posting on XOXO. he didnt realize it was an impersonator. and he blogged it and then refused to take it down unless GTO gave the IP to prove that the XO guy wasnt @ UVA like the 'Macaca' kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7955074)





Date: April 18th, 2007 11:09 AM
Author: cracking dopamine half-breed

oh yeah, haha. what a dumbass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7955107)





Date: April 18th, 2007 11:05 AM
Author: turquoise native antidepressant drug

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AutoAdmit#S.R._Sidarth_impersonator

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7955091)





Date: April 18th, 2007 11:10 AM
Author: cracking dopamine half-breed

quite an article xoxo has there. nice and long. didn't realize we'd finally made wikipedia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7955114)





Date: April 19th, 2007 4:29 PM
Author: greedy property police squad

Sometimes I forget what a bastion of ridiculousness this place is. Sadly, however, the wiki doesn't mention the tubgirling of Leiter in its "controversy" section.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7964320)





Date: April 19th, 2007 4:37 PM
Author: sickened balding generalized bond stage

'As of April 15, 2007, no actual civil lawsuit or criminal proceedings have been initiated.'

I love how serious wiki takes itself in these kinds of matters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7964364)





Date: April 19th, 2007 4:40 PM
Author: greedy property police squad

Even better is the "as of April 15th, Ciolli's position as director of education remains vacant" comment. I might send Rach my resume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7964376)





Date: April 19th, 2007 4:44 PM
Author: sickened balding generalized bond stage

ah, I had missed that. tytyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7964399)





Date: April 19th, 2007 4:48 PM
Author: Honey-headed crackhouse

lol in one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7964422)





Date: April 19th, 2007 7:26 PM
Author: Unhinged new version

I LOLd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7965349)





Date: April 19th, 2007 4:09 PM
Author: Honey-headed crackhouse

Bump for DOJ v. Trustafarian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7964209)





Date: April 19th, 2007 4:33 PM
Author: blue disgusting gas station

"Now, Mr. Trustafarian - if that is in fact your REAL name - you can do this the easy way and simply explain to the court what nefarious coding "wgwag" signifies or we can bring in a team of our best NSA codecrackers and we're gonna find out anyway. Might I suggest the former as a means to demonstrate that you're willing to work with the court to resolve this matter."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7964342)





Date: April 19th, 2007 5:01 PM
Author: Silver foreskin

"Objection to Miss Rasquach's statements as being hearsay if they are offered to prove the truth of the matter!"

Opposing Counsel: LOL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7964482)





Date: April 19th, 2007 5:10 PM
Author: Honey-headed crackhouse

lol think of all the fun we could have with Judge Rasquach and the prior statement exceptions.

Opposing counsel: huh? Your Honor don't you see that's 100% inconsistent with what the witness said at the Grand Jury?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7964515)





Date: June 12th, 2007 12:20 PM
Author: Cordovan Place Of Business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#8246494)





Date: June 12th, 2007 12:21 PM
Author: Honey-headed crackhouse

damn i just looked for this.

CGWBT v. remember when I told you I would kill you last, i lied, et al.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#8246497)





Date: June 12th, 2007 7:56 PM
Author: abusive contagious gunner indian lodge

tytyty. This is an excellent read for anyone looking to defend themselves pro se in the upcoming suit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#8248254)





Date: October 25th, 2007 7:26 PM
Author: amethyst fragrant whorehouse scourge upon the earth

oops, deleted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#8813194)





Date: June 12th, 2007 8:07 PM
Author: Silver foreskin

In the upcoming lawsuit:

Judge: Mr D:, please explain the basis for your cross-claim against "all of teh mexicans."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#8248291)





Date: October 25th, 2007 6:54 PM
Author: aromatic ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#8813098)





Date: December 9th, 2007 11:00 PM
Author: boyish dull striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#9004107)





Date: December 10th, 2007 12:06 AM
Author: Buck-toothed abnormal field

"Mr. Refrigerator, when did you first post on the site in question?"

"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSHHHHHHHH!!!!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#9004516)





Date: July 31st, 2008 8:02 PM
Author: lilac motley business firm voyeur

. . .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#10026384)