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ITT we post proceedings from the Riehl v. XOXO Trial
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:30 PM Author: Costumed fluffy plaza "Is it true, Mr. Teacher Onizuka, that a Playboy model posts on your site?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515099) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:32 PM Author: silver beta foreskin mad-dog skullcap I hate you. I can't laught like this at work. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515108) |
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Date: August 29th, 2006 8:11 AM Author: Odious Unholy Theatre 180x180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6518716) |
Date: August 28th, 2006 1:31 PM Author: Racy chad "Again, Mr. Barbaro, I implore you to answer the question."
"Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey"
"Your honor, the witness is not cooperating." |
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Date: August 29th, 2006 8:44 AM Author: Big-titted Onyx Hell Pozpig I enjoyed this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6518748) |
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Date: June 28th, 2008 9:48 PM Author: razzle stead hairy legs Still funny. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#9928476) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:32 PM Author: Costumed fluffy plaza "What proof do you offer that Cooley is a 'tee-tee-tee in decline'?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515106) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:35 PM Author: Canary Hall Mr. Expert, after comparing Nancy Reagan's eyeglasses to those worn by the Tootsie Roll Owl, did you form any conclusions? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515117) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:35 PM Author: Costumed fluffy plaza "Yes, the Tootsie Roll Owl wants his glasses back." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515121) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:38 PM Author: Canary Hall Objection! Calls for speculation! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515131) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:44 PM Author: Costumed fluffy plaza Overruled, according to documents, it seems that many others would like Mrs. Reagan to return the glasses as well. The Blues Brothers, Jaleel White (aka Steve Urkel) and Sally Jesse Raphael have all stated as such. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515169) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:44 PM Author: Exhilarant Crotch Market You guys are hilarious! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515172) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:46 PM Author: Bossy disrespectful kitchen 177 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515186) |
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Date: August 29th, 2006 1:19 AM Author: Olive aphrodisiac boistinker sex offender well done (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6518101) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2007 1:25 PM Author: 180 step-uncle's house i love you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7341411) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:40 PM Author: Costumed fluffy plaza "I'd like you to expound further on the uses of retarded children's hair." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515144) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 2:38 PM Author: Demanding translucent giraffe Some have said it is best used for wiping one's ass, but I am not among that group. That is, perhaps, only the second or third best use. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515467) |
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Date: October 25th, 2007 7:04 PM Author: bat shit crazy scarlet church I lol'd. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#8813121) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:41 PM Author: Bossy disrespectful kitchen "How, exactly, do you know so much about 'jew bitches'?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515152) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 2:42 PM Author: Demanding translucent giraffe And where, exactly, do you believe they got their protein? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515493) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:41 PM Author: jet-lagged bat-shit-crazy ticket booth useless brakes Asians and magic--any connection? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515154) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:43 PM Author: sadistic frozen haunted graveyard locale "I ask the court to take judicial notice that all asians are magical." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515163) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:45 PM Author: cerebral buff heaven incel "Objection to the court's taking judicial notice. I would like to voir dire this expert with respect to asian guys with white girlz." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515174) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:42 PM Author: cerebral buff heaven incel "Let the record reflect that I am showing the witness a copy of what has been marked as plaintiff's exhibit one. Mr. Sidharth, do you recognize this document?"
"Sidharth: It appears to be a scrap of paper with the words 'toma sota balcu' scrawled in blood." |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:42 PM Author: Racy chad "But, Mr. Howard Stern, how do you know it tastes like franks and beans? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515161) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2007 1:28 PM Author: arousing death wish :) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7341426) |
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Date: February 29th, 2008 1:26 PM Author: transparent sanctuary weed whacker A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murdered chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:44 PM Author: Bossy disrespectful kitchen "Is it possible, NASC, to get whokebe on the stand for us today?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515171) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:45 PM Author: soul-stirring vermilion candlestick maker please point to the places on the doll where mr. gayskunk touched you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515180) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:47 PM Author: Racy chad Objection! MachoBreeze's empty wallet is not on the witness list. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515188) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 11:39 PM Author: Crawly Aromatic Rehab Alpha Yeah! How come *I* never get consulted about ANYTHING??? FUCK. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6517324) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:49 PM Author: Costumed fluffy plaza "Mr. Jinx, tell us about your practices for raising your handicapped daughter." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515201) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:51 PM Author: Canary Hall Q: Professor Expert, you have a Ph.D in biochemistry, correct?
A: Yes I do.
Q: And you claim that you carefully draw expert conclusions based only upon scientific evidence, correct?
A: That is correct.
Q: Professor, have you ever offered expert advice to a man named "Poetic Dreamer"?
A: Your Honor, I would like to invoke the Fifth Amendment.
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Date: August 28th, 2006 2:01 PM Author: At-the-ready stirring cuckold fanboi :) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515259) |
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Date: April 19th, 2007 7:22 PM Author: Geriatric mind-boggling mental disorder pisswyrm how the hell did i miss this?
180 |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:52 PM Author: Chest-beating Whorehouse Nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515213) |
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Date: August 29th, 2006 11:16 AM Author: Geriatric mind-boggling mental disorder pisswyrm HAHAHAHA (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6519076) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:57 PM Author: Racy chad Counselor, why are you wearing an ascot and a monocle? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515242) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 2:11 PM Author: Blathering Gay Wizard "Because my codpiece is at the dry cleaner, your Honor." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515317) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 2:40 PM Author: Demanding translucent giraffe Would not your merkin serve essentially the same purpose? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515479) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 2:41 PM Author: Histrionic tattoo property this whole scandal is cracking me up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515485) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 2:41 PM Author: Bossy disrespectful kitchen it's always great when xoxo spills onto other online groups or IRL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515490) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 2:42 PM Author: Histrionic tattoo property i hadn't been online for a few days and i come back to this. too priceless. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515497) |
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Date: December 9th, 2007 11:59 PM Author: Poppy Hot Voyeur always. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#9004478) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 2:45 PM Author: Big-titted Onyx Hell Pozpig Q: And what sound did the envelope make when you opened it?
A: Kind of like a bell at first. Maybe, like, a "dinging" sound. And then it yelled something. It was hard to make out, but it kind of sounded like the envelope called me a "fag."
Q: Did you still decide to open up the envelope?
A: Yes.
Q: And what did you find inside?
A: Two subpoenas. |
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Date: August 29th, 2006 1:12 AM Author: Vibrant site immigrant truly exquisite. Well done. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6518049) |
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Date: August 29th, 2006 1:14 AM Author: Sooty twinkling uncleanness 175 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6518062) |
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Date: December 9th, 2007 11:02 PM Author: Aquamarine state dingle berry ROFL! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#9004126) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 11:30 PM Author: sadistic frozen haunted graveyard locale bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6517233) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 11:32 PM Author: Costumed fluffy plaza ty. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6517253) |
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Date: April 18th, 2007 10:58 AM Author: 180 step-uncle's house ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7955048) |
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Date: April 18th, 2007 11:06 AM Author: Up-to-no-good dragon dilemma tyty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7955094) |
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Date: August 29th, 2006 12:26 AM Author: Lime business firm "The prosecution calls Mr. Ganguly to the stand." "Mr. Ganguly, with regards to your flow, is it or is it not slick and smooth like diarrhea?" - "why yes counselor, yes it is" "OBJECTION: Exhibit 32.1 clearly demonstrates that TALC's flow is far smoother, move to stike Mr. Ganguly's response from the record." "Objection sustained." |
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Date: August 29th, 2006 9:58 PM Author: alcoholic smoky prole kitty cat Motion to Reconsider Evidentiary Ruling I. Considering the evidence in the record, there is no basis in fact for the assertion that TALC's flow is smoother that Mr. Ganguly's. This should be an issue for the trier of fact, and it is movant's position that no reasonable juror could find that TALC's flow approaches Mr. Ganguly's in non-viscosity. As such, this ruling should be reconsidered and the objection should be OVERRULED.
II. Even if this court decides against the movant's position in Section I, supra, the attributes of Mr. TALC's flow do not change the clear and convicing evidence demonstrating the smoothness of Mr. Ganguly's lyrical stylings - in particular, evidence demonstrating that flow's resemblance to the passage of loose, flowing stool. The abilities of Mr. TALC notwithstanding, Mr. Ganguly's flow is still slick and smooth like diarrhea. Mr. TALC's abilities do not logically preclude such a classification.
For the aforementioned reasons, this court should set aside its ruling striking Mr. Ganguly's response from the record.
Respectfully Submitted, Without ME it's just AWESO Interim Counsel for Witness Ganguly
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Date: August 29th, 2006 10:03 PM Author: Lime business firm The defense rests. :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522808) |
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Date: July 31st, 2008 8:58 PM Author: concupiscible ivory lodge TITCR! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#10026474) |
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Date: August 29th, 2006 8:25 AM Author: sticky cruise ship azn Prosecutor: "Nancy Reagan, is it true that your husband, former President Ronald Reagan, is deceased? Please remember, you are under oath."
Ms. Reagan: "Yes."
Judge: "Much as it pains me to do this as a Reagan appointee, I must hold you in contempt of court. Ronald Reagan is clearly alive, well, and posting on AutoAdmit.com as per Prosecution Exhibit Q." |
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Date: August 29th, 2006 9:45 PM Author: big pit Beauty. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522689) |
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Date: August 29th, 2006 9:49 PM Author: orange seedy meetinghouse this is under appreciated. 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522729) |
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Date: August 29th, 2006 9:47 PM Author: well-lubricated sick dysfunction parlor America's cities' skylines are TTTs in decline, isn't that correct? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522712) |
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Date: August 29th, 2006 9:49 PM Author: misanthropic electric school generalized bond how am i relevant to the proceedings plz? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522726) |
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Date: August 29th, 2006 10:09 PM Author: Provocative glassy regret hospital You will be there to console Great Felcher Onizuka after his tearjerking testimony. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522852) |
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Date: August 29th, 2006 10:10 PM Author: Costumed fluffy plaza You can run through the courtroom naked with GOLDENPALACE.COM tattooed on your ass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522856) |
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Date: August 29th, 2006 10:14 PM Author: Provocative glassy regret hospital Q: Enforceable? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522874) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2007 10:07 PM Author: Contagious topaz menage Underrated post. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7337107) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2007 10:12 PM Author: Racy chad Mr. GTO, where are these BIG CHANGES you have spoken of? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7337143) |
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Date: January 4th, 2007 9:32 AM Author: 180 step-uncle's house "Mr. Goat, would you please tell the court what happened on July 14th, 2004?" "Certainly, late in the afternoon, I received a call from Cantor Fitzgerald--" "Objection! Your Honor, that phone conversation has never been authenticated." |
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Date: April 18th, 2007 11:00 AM Author: honey-headed corn cake I can't even remember what the Riehl thing was about anymore, but this thread is still hilarious (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7955060) |
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Date: April 18th, 2007 11:03 AM Author: bateful filthpig riehl thought that the 'Macaca' guy @ UVA actually was posting on XOXO. he didnt realize it was an impersonator. and he blogged it and then refused to take it down unless GTO gave the IP to prove that the XO guy wasnt @ UVA like the 'Macaca' kid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7955074) |
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Date: April 18th, 2007 11:09 AM Author: honey-headed corn cake oh yeah, haha. what a dumbass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7955107) |
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Date: April 18th, 2007 11:05 AM Author: House-broken Roast Beef Location http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AutoAdmit#S.R._Sidarth_impersonator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7955091) |
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Date: April 18th, 2007 11:10 AM Author: honey-headed corn cake quite an article xoxo has there. nice and long. didn't realize we'd finally made wikipedia. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7955114) |
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Date: April 19th, 2007 4:29 PM Author: Cobalt preventive strike Sometimes I forget what a bastion of ridiculousness this place is. Sadly, however, the wiki doesn't mention the tubgirling of Leiter in its "controversy" section. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7964320) |
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Date: April 19th, 2007 4:37 PM Author: Bossy disrespectful kitchen 'As of April 15, 2007, no actual civil lawsuit or criminal proceedings have been initiated.'
I love how serious wiki takes itself in these kinds of matters. |
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Date: April 19th, 2007 4:40 PM Author: Cobalt preventive strike Even better is the "as of April 15th, Ciolli's position as director of education remains vacant" comment. I might send Rach my resume. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7964376) |
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Date: April 19th, 2007 4:44 PM Author: Bossy disrespectful kitchen ah, I had missed that. tytyty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7964399) |
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Date: April 19th, 2007 4:48 PM Author: 180 step-uncle's house lol in one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7964422) |
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Date: April 19th, 2007 7:26 PM Author: Up-to-no-good dragon dilemma I LOLd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7965349) |
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Date: April 19th, 2007 4:09 PM Author: 180 step-uncle's house Bump for DOJ v. Trustafarian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7964209) |
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Date: April 19th, 2007 4:33 PM Author: Fantasy-prone excitant resort nowag "Now, Mr. Trustafarian - if that is in fact your REAL name - you can do this the easy way and simply explain to the court what nefarious coding "wgwag" signifies or we can bring in a team of our best NSA codecrackers and we're gonna find out anyway. Might I suggest the former as a means to demonstrate that you're willing to work with the court to resolve this matter." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7964342) |
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Date: April 19th, 2007 5:01 PM Author: sadistic frozen haunted graveyard locale "Objection to Miss Rasquach's statements as being hearsay if they are offered to prove the truth of the matter!"
Opposing Counsel: LOL! |
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Date: April 19th, 2007 5:10 PM Author: 180 step-uncle's house lol think of all the fun we could have with Judge Rasquach and the prior statement exceptions. Opposing counsel: huh? Your Honor don't you see that's 100% inconsistent with what the witness said at the Grand Jury? |
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Date: June 12th, 2007 12:20 PM Author: charismatic temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#8246494) |
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Date: June 12th, 2007 12:21 PM Author: 180 step-uncle's house damn i just looked for this. CGWBT v. remember when I told you I would kill you last, i lied, et al. |
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Date: June 12th, 2007 7:56 PM Author: Gold potus tytyty. This is an excellent read for anyone looking to defend themselves pro se in the upcoming suit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#8248254) |
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Date: October 25th, 2007 7:26 PM Author: pale cheese-eating crackhouse oops, deleted (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#8813194) |
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Date: June 12th, 2007 8:07 PM Author: sadistic frozen haunted graveyard locale In the upcoming lawsuit:
Judge: Mr D:, please explain the basis for your cross-claim against "all of teh mexicans." |
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Date: October 25th, 2007 6:54 PM Author: Poppy Hot Voyeur (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#8813098) |
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Date: December 9th, 2007 11:00 PM Author: twinkling stage mood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#9004107) |
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Date: December 10th, 2007 12:06 AM Author: razzmatazz factory reset button faggot firefighter "Mr. Refrigerator, when did you first post on the site in question?"
"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSHHHHHHHH!!!!" |
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Date: July 31st, 2008 8:02 PM Author: spectacular organic girlfriend gas station . . . (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#10026384) |