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ITT we post proceedings from the Riehl v. XOXO Trial
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:30 PM Author: low-t buck-toothed boiling water stage "Is it true, Mr. Teacher Onizuka, that a Playboy model posts on your site?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515099) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:32 PM Author: Slimy disrespectful location trump supporter I hate you. I can't laught like this at work. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515108) |
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Date: August 29th, 2006 8:11 AM Author: High-end public bath 180x180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6518716) |
Date: August 28th, 2006 1:31 PM Author: irradiated antidepressant drug "Again, Mr. Barbaro, I implore you to answer the question."
"Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey"
"Your honor, the witness is not cooperating." |
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Date: August 29th, 2006 8:44 AM Author: Bat-shit-crazy mind-boggling hominid I enjoyed this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6518748) |
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Date: June 28th, 2008 9:48 PM Author: ebony territorial parlour Still funny. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#9928476) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:32 PM Author: low-t buck-toothed boiling water stage "What proof do you offer that Cooley is a 'tee-tee-tee in decline'?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515106) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:35 PM Author: Histrionic flickering theatre Mr. Expert, after comparing Nancy Reagan's eyeglasses to those worn by the Tootsie Roll Owl, did you form any conclusions? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515117) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:35 PM Author: low-t buck-toothed boiling water stage "Yes, the Tootsie Roll Owl wants his glasses back." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515121) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:38 PM Author: Histrionic flickering theatre Objection! Calls for speculation! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515131) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:44 PM Author: low-t buck-toothed boiling water stage Overruled, according to documents, it seems that many others would like Mrs. Reagan to return the glasses as well. The Blues Brothers, Jaleel White (aka Steve Urkel) and Sally Jesse Raphael have all stated as such. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515169) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:44 PM Author: apoplectic gaped cuckold church You guys are hilarious! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515172) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:46 PM Author: blathering aromatic library 177 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515186) |
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Date: August 29th, 2006 1:19 AM Author: Crusty naked range well done (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6518101) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2007 1:25 PM Author: Maize mother i love you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7341411) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:40 PM Author: low-t buck-toothed boiling water stage "I'd like you to expound further on the uses of retarded children's hair." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515144) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 2:38 PM Author: 180 Field Crotch Some have said it is best used for wiping one's ass, but I am not among that group. That is, perhaps, only the second or third best use. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515467) |
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Date: October 25th, 2007 7:04 PM Author: Electric Offensive Office Weed Whacker I lol'd. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#8813121) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:41 PM Author: blathering aromatic library "How, exactly, do you know so much about 'jew bitches'?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515152) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 2:42 PM Author: 180 Field Crotch And where, exactly, do you believe they got their protein? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515493) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:41 PM Author: Light stain brunch Asians and magic--any connection? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515154) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:43 PM Author: Smoky lascivious affirmative action temple "I ask the court to take judicial notice that all asians are magical." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515163) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:45 PM Author: adventurous sooty goyim generalized bond "Objection to the court's taking judicial notice. I would like to voir dire this expert with respect to asian guys with white girlz." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515174) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:42 PM Author: adventurous sooty goyim generalized bond "Let the record reflect that I am showing the witness a copy of what has been marked as plaintiff's exhibit one. Mr. Sidharth, do you recognize this document?"
"Sidharth: It appears to be a scrap of paper with the words 'toma sota balcu' scrawled in blood." |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:42 PM Author: irradiated antidepressant drug "But, Mr. Howard Stern, how do you know it tastes like franks and beans? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515161) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2007 1:28 PM Author: stimulating self-absorbed stead juggernaut :) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7341426) |
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Date: February 29th, 2008 1:26 PM Author: thriller pistol old irish cottage A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murdered chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:44 PM Author: blathering aromatic library "Is it possible, NASC, to get whokebe on the stand for us today?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515171) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:45 PM Author: Hot razzle ratface please point to the places on the doll where mr. gayskunk touched you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515180) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:47 PM Author: irradiated antidepressant drug Objection! MachoBreeze's empty wallet is not on the witness list. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515188) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 11:39 PM Author: Pearly bossy multi-billionaire Yeah! How come *I* never get consulted about ANYTHING??? FUCK. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6517324) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:49 PM Author: low-t buck-toothed boiling water stage "Mr. Jinx, tell us about your practices for raising your handicapped daughter." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515201) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:51 PM Author: Histrionic flickering theatre Q: Professor Expert, you have a Ph.D in biochemistry, correct?
A: Yes I do.
Q: And you claim that you carefully draw expert conclusions based only upon scientific evidence, correct?
A: That is correct.
Q: Professor, have you ever offered expert advice to a man named "Poetic Dreamer"?
A: Your Honor, I would like to invoke the Fifth Amendment.
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Date: August 28th, 2006 2:01 PM Author: Multi-colored Violent Rigor Ladyboy :) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515259) |
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Date: April 19th, 2007 7:22 PM Author: Pink toilet seat how the hell did i miss this?
180 |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:52 PM Author: outnumbered greedy den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515213) |
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Date: August 29th, 2006 11:16 AM Author: Pink toilet seat HAHAHAHA (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6519076) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:57 PM Author: irradiated antidepressant drug Counselor, why are you wearing an ascot and a monocle? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515242) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 2:11 PM Author: Mildly autistic garnet hell "Because my codpiece is at the dry cleaner, your Honor." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515317) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 2:40 PM Author: 180 Field Crotch Would not your merkin serve essentially the same purpose? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515479) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 2:41 PM Author: swashbuckling green digit ratio kitty cat this whole scandal is cracking me up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515485) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 2:41 PM Author: blathering aromatic library it's always great when xoxo spills onto other online groups or IRL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515490) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 2:42 PM Author: swashbuckling green digit ratio kitty cat i hadn't been online for a few days and i come back to this. too priceless. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515497) |
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Date: December 9th, 2007 11:59 PM Author: Walnut school cafeteria always. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#9004478) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 2:45 PM Author: Bat-shit-crazy mind-boggling hominid Q: And what sound did the envelope make when you opened it?
A: Kind of like a bell at first. Maybe, like, a "dinging" sound. And then it yelled something. It was hard to make out, but it kind of sounded like the envelope called me a "fag."
Q: Did you still decide to open up the envelope?
A: Yes.
Q: And what did you find inside?
A: Two subpoenas. |
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Date: August 29th, 2006 1:12 AM Author: supple dingle berry lodge truly exquisite. Well done. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6518049) |
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Date: August 29th, 2006 1:14 AM Author: fishy lay 175 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6518062) |
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Date: December 9th, 2007 11:02 PM Author: Up-to-no-good translucent personal credit line ROFL! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#9004126) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 11:30 PM Author: Smoky lascivious affirmative action temple bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6517233) |
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Date: August 28th, 2006 11:32 PM Author: low-t buck-toothed boiling water stage ty. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6517253) |
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Date: April 18th, 2007 10:58 AM Author: Maize mother ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7955048) |
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Date: April 18th, 2007 11:06 AM Author: bat shit crazy people who are hurt pocket flask tyty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7955094) |
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Date: August 29th, 2006 12:26 AM Author: Buff cocky point "The prosecution calls Mr. Ganguly to the stand." "Mr. Ganguly, with regards to your flow, is it or is it not slick and smooth like diarrhea?" - "why yes counselor, yes it is" "OBJECTION: Exhibit 32.1 clearly demonstrates that TALC's flow is far smoother, move to stike Mr. Ganguly's response from the record." "Objection sustained." |
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Date: August 29th, 2006 9:58 PM Author: rambunctious rose hunting ground doctorate Motion to Reconsider Evidentiary Ruling I. Considering the evidence in the record, there is no basis in fact for the assertion that TALC's flow is smoother that Mr. Ganguly's. This should be an issue for the trier of fact, and it is movant's position that no reasonable juror could find that TALC's flow approaches Mr. Ganguly's in non-viscosity. As such, this ruling should be reconsidered and the objection should be OVERRULED.
II. Even if this court decides against the movant's position in Section I, supra, the attributes of Mr. TALC's flow do not change the clear and convicing evidence demonstrating the smoothness of Mr. Ganguly's lyrical stylings - in particular, evidence demonstrating that flow's resemblance to the passage of loose, flowing stool. The abilities of Mr. TALC notwithstanding, Mr. Ganguly's flow is still slick and smooth like diarrhea. Mr. TALC's abilities do not logically preclude such a classification.
For the aforementioned reasons, this court should set aside its ruling striking Mr. Ganguly's response from the record.
Respectfully Submitted, Without ME it's just AWESO Interim Counsel for Witness Ganguly
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Date: August 29th, 2006 10:03 PM Author: Buff cocky point The defense rests. :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522808) |
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Date: July 31st, 2008 8:58 PM Author: idiotic poppy house TITCR! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#10026474) |
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Date: August 29th, 2006 8:25 AM Author: Splenetic topaz business firm therapy Prosecutor: "Nancy Reagan, is it true that your husband, former President Ronald Reagan, is deceased? Please remember, you are under oath."
Ms. Reagan: "Yes."
Judge: "Much as it pains me to do this as a Reagan appointee, I must hold you in contempt of court. Ronald Reagan is clearly alive, well, and posting on AutoAdmit.com as per Prosecution Exhibit Q." |
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Date: August 29th, 2006 9:45 PM Author: odious sapphire mood Beauty. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522689) |
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Date: August 29th, 2006 9:49 PM Author: spectacular lime principal's office this is under appreciated. 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522729) |
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Date: August 29th, 2006 9:47 PM Author: Beta Heady Corner America's cities' skylines are TTTs in decline, isn't that correct? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522712) |
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Date: August 29th, 2006 9:49 PM Author: Wonderful Toaster Immigrant how am i relevant to the proceedings plz? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522726) |
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Date: August 29th, 2006 10:09 PM Author: hyperactive step-uncle's house You will be there to console Great Felcher Onizuka after his tearjerking testimony. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522852) |
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Date: August 29th, 2006 10:10 PM Author: low-t buck-toothed boiling water stage You can run through the courtroom naked with GOLDENPALACE.COM tattooed on your ass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522856) |
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Date: August 29th, 2006 10:14 PM Author: hyperactive step-uncle's house Q: Enforceable? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522874) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2007 10:07 PM Author: emerald appetizing boltzmann philosopher-king Underrated post. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7337107) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2007 10:12 PM Author: irradiated antidepressant drug Mr. GTO, where are these BIG CHANGES you have spoken of? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7337143) |
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Date: January 4th, 2007 9:32 AM Author: Maize mother "Mr. Goat, would you please tell the court what happened on July 14th, 2004?" "Certainly, late in the afternoon, I received a call from Cantor Fitzgerald--" "Objection! Your Honor, that phone conversation has never been authenticated." |
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Date: April 18th, 2007 11:00 AM Author: floppy party of the first part I can't even remember what the Riehl thing was about anymore, but this thread is still hilarious (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7955060) |
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Date: April 18th, 2007 11:03 AM Author: Cobalt Excitant Chapel riehl thought that the 'Macaca' guy @ UVA actually was posting on XOXO. he didnt realize it was an impersonator. and he blogged it and then refused to take it down unless GTO gave the IP to prove that the XO guy wasnt @ UVA like the 'Macaca' kid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7955074) |
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Date: April 18th, 2007 11:09 AM Author: floppy party of the first part oh yeah, haha. what a dumbass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7955107) |
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Date: April 18th, 2007 11:05 AM Author: shimmering candlestick maker love of her life http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AutoAdmit#S.R._Sidarth_impersonator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7955091) |
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Date: April 18th, 2007 11:10 AM Author: floppy party of the first part quite an article xoxo has there. nice and long. didn't realize we'd finally made wikipedia. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7955114) |
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Date: April 19th, 2007 4:29 PM Author: Azure fighting newt Sometimes I forget what a bastion of ridiculousness this place is. Sadly, however, the wiki doesn't mention the tubgirling of Leiter in its "controversy" section. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7964320) |
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Date: April 19th, 2007 4:37 PM Author: blathering aromatic library 'As of April 15, 2007, no actual civil lawsuit or criminal proceedings have been initiated.'
I love how serious wiki takes itself in these kinds of matters. |
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Date: April 19th, 2007 4:40 PM Author: Azure fighting newt Even better is the "as of April 15th, Ciolli's position as director of education remains vacant" comment. I might send Rach my resume. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7964376) |
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Date: April 19th, 2007 4:44 PM Author: blathering aromatic library ah, I had missed that. tytyty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7964399) |
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Date: April 19th, 2007 4:48 PM Author: Maize mother lol in one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7964422) |
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Date: April 19th, 2007 7:26 PM Author: bat shit crazy people who are hurt pocket flask I LOLd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7965349) |
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Date: April 19th, 2007 4:09 PM Author: Maize mother Bump for DOJ v. Trustafarian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7964209) |
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Date: April 19th, 2007 4:33 PM Author: exciting mad-dog skullcap "Now, Mr. Trustafarian - if that is in fact your REAL name - you can do this the easy way and simply explain to the court what nefarious coding "wgwag" signifies or we can bring in a team of our best NSA codecrackers and we're gonna find out anyway. Might I suggest the former as a means to demonstrate that you're willing to work with the court to resolve this matter." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7964342) |
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Date: April 19th, 2007 5:01 PM Author: Smoky lascivious affirmative action temple "Objection to Miss Rasquach's statements as being hearsay if they are offered to prove the truth of the matter!"
Opposing Counsel: LOL! |
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Date: April 19th, 2007 5:10 PM Author: Maize mother lol think of all the fun we could have with Judge Rasquach and the prior statement exceptions. Opposing counsel: huh? Your Honor don't you see that's 100% inconsistent with what the witness said at the Grand Jury? |
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Date: June 12th, 2007 12:20 PM Author: Motley angry trailer park degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#8246494) |
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Date: June 12th, 2007 12:21 PM Author: Maize mother damn i just looked for this. CGWBT v. remember when I told you I would kill you last, i lied, et al. |
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Date: June 12th, 2007 7:56 PM Author: Sick Passionate Crackhouse Fat Ankles tytyty. This is an excellent read for anyone looking to defend themselves pro se in the upcoming suit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#8248254) |
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Date: October 25th, 2007 7:26 PM Author: Vivacious confused codepig oops, deleted (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#8813194) |
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Date: June 12th, 2007 8:07 PM Author: Smoky lascivious affirmative action temple In the upcoming lawsuit:
Judge: Mr D:, please explain the basis for your cross-claim against "all of teh mexicans." |
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Date: October 25th, 2007 6:54 PM Author: Walnut school cafeteria (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#8813098) |
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Date: December 9th, 2007 11:00 PM Author: Dark twinkling uncleanness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#9004107) |
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Date: December 10th, 2007 12:06 AM Author: sepia arousing lettuce property "Mr. Refrigerator, when did you first post on the site in question?"
"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSHHHHHHHH!!!!" |
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Date: July 31st, 2008 8:02 PM Author: sickened orange legal warrant set . . . (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#10026384) |