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ITT we post proceedings from the Riehl v. XOXO Trial

"Is it true, Mr. Teacher Onizuka, that a Playboy model ...
maize stag film son of senegal
  08/28/06
I hate you. I can't laught like this at work.
Vivacious market windowlicker
  08/28/06
180x180
puce trailer park dragon
  08/29/06
"Again, Mr. Barbaro, I implore you to answer the questi...
chestnut heady library philosopher-king
  08/28/06
I enjoyed this.
Iridescent galvanic stead
  08/29/06
Still funny.
sapphire school partner
  06/28/08
"What proof do you offer that Cooley is a 'tee-tee-tee ...
maize stag film son of senegal
  08/28/06
Mr. Expert, after comparing Nancy Reagan's eyeglasses to tho...
razzle embarrassed to the bone stage
  08/28/06
"Yes, the Tootsie Roll Owl wants his glasses back."...
maize stag film son of senegal
  08/28/06
Objection! Calls for speculation!
razzle embarrassed to the bone stage
  08/28/06
Overruled, according to documents, it seems that many others...
maize stag film son of senegal
  08/28/06
You guys are hilarious!
charismatic flatulent theater becky
  08/28/06
177
Concupiscible spruce legal warrant old irish cottage
  08/28/06
well done
Gaped piazza
  08/29/06
i love you.
Bonkers Rehab
  01/03/07
"I'd like you to expound further on the uses of retarde...
maize stag film son of senegal
  08/28/06
Some have said it is best used for wiping one's ass, but I a...
free-loading violent foreskin base
  08/28/06
I lol'd.
Sooty Parlor Clown
  10/25/07
"How, exactly, do you know so much about 'jew bitches'?...
Concupiscible spruce legal warrant old irish cottage
  08/28/06
And where, exactly, do you believe they got their protein?
free-loading violent foreskin base
  08/28/06
Asians and magic--any connection?
marvelous citrine pozpig
  08/28/06
"I ask the court to take judicial notice that all asian...
aromatic spot
  08/28/06
"Objection to the court's taking judicial notice. I wou...
red degenerate
  08/28/06
"Let the record reflect that I am showing the witness a...
red degenerate
  08/28/06
"But, Mr. Howard Stern, how do you know it tastes like ...
chestnut heady library philosopher-king
  08/28/06
:)
infuriating national
  01/03/07
A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her i...
lascivious giraffe
  02/29/08
"Is it possible, NASC, to get whokebe on the stand for ...
Concupiscible spruce legal warrant old irish cottage
  08/28/06
please point to the places on the doll where mr. gayskunk to...
Supple theatre associate
  08/28/06
Objection! MachoBreeze's empty wallet is not on the witness...
chestnut heady library philosopher-king
  08/28/06
Yeah! How come *I* never get consulted about ANYTHING??? FUC...
Crystalline Regret Goal In Life
  08/28/06
"Mr. Jinx, tell us about your practices for raising you...
maize stag film son of senegal
  08/28/06
Q: Professor Expert, you have a Ph.D in biochemistry, correc...
razzle embarrassed to the bone stage
  08/28/06
:)
sick floppy affirmative action plaza
  08/28/06
how the hell did i miss this? 180
talented sound barrier
  04/19/07
...
Vigorous big-titted community account principal's office
  08/28/06
HAHAHAHA
talented sound barrier
  08/29/06
Counselor, why are you wearing an ascot and a monocle?
chestnut heady library philosopher-king
  08/28/06
"Because my codpiece is at the dry cleaner, your Honor....
Lavender public bath
  08/28/06
Would not your merkin serve essentially the same purpose?
free-loading violent foreskin base
  08/28/06
this whole scandal is cracking me up.
Beady-eyed translucent theater stage antidepressant drug
  08/28/06
it's always great when xoxo spills onto other online groups ...
Concupiscible spruce legal warrant old irish cottage
  08/28/06
i hadn't been online for a few days and i come back to this....
Beady-eyed translucent theater stage antidepressant drug
  08/28/06
always.
Khaki factory reset button
  12/09/07
Q: And what sound did the envelope make when you opened it? ...
Iridescent galvanic stead
  08/28/06
truly exquisite. Well done.
Alcoholic Locale Ratface
  08/29/06
175
Odious background story
  08/29/06
ROFL!
Nofapping razzle-dazzle location
  12/09/07
bump
aromatic spot
  08/28/06
ty.
maize stag film son of senegal
  08/28/06
ty
Bonkers Rehab
  04/18/07
tyty
rough-skinned white electric furnace hall
  04/18/07
"The prosecution calls Mr. Ganguly to the stand." ...
cyan mewling friendly grandma
  08/29/06
Motion to Reconsider Evidentiary Ruling I. Considering the ...
deranged obsidian address
  08/29/06
The defense rests. :(
cyan mewling friendly grandma
  08/29/06
TITCR!
painfully honest sienna liquid oxygen cumskin
  07/31/08
Prosecutor: "Nancy Reagan, is it true that your husband...
Bronze spectacular church building
  08/29/06
Beauty.
carnelian international law enforcement agency
  08/29/06
this is under appreciated. 180
blue bateful boistinker pocket flask
  08/29/06
America's cities' skylines are TTTs in decline, isn't that c...
Histrionic bawdyhouse
  08/29/06
how am i relevant to the proceedings plz?
cowardly hyperventilating lodge
  08/29/06
You will be there to console Great Felcher Onizuka after his...
vibrant out-of-control hominid generalized bond
  08/29/06
You can run through the courtroom naked with GOLDENPALACE.CO...
maize stag film son of senegal
  08/29/06
Q: Enforceable?
vibrant out-of-control hominid generalized bond
  08/29/06
Underrated post.
passionate stain business firm
  01/02/07
Mr. GTO, where are these BIG CHANGES you have spoken of?
chestnut heady library philosopher-king
  01/02/07
"Mr. Goat, would you please tell the court what happene...
Bonkers Rehab
  01/04/07
I can't even remember what the Riehl thing was about anymore...
sable resort
  04/18/07
riehl thought that the 'Macaca' guy @ UVA actually was posti...
Hairraiser saffron party of the first part coldplay fan
  04/18/07
oh yeah, haha. what a dumbass.
sable resort
  04/18/07
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AutoAdmit#S.R._Sidarth_imperson...
boyish sinister candlestick maker parlour
  04/18/07
quite an article xoxo has there. nice and long. didn't reali...
sable resort
  04/18/07
Sometimes I forget what a bastion of ridiculousness this pla...
Nubile boltzmann garrison
  04/19/07
'As of April 15, 2007, no actual civil lawsuit or criminal p...
Concupiscible spruce legal warrant old irish cottage
  04/19/07
Even better is the "as of April 15th, Ciolli's position...
Nubile boltzmann garrison
  04/19/07
ah, I had missed that. tytyty
Concupiscible spruce legal warrant old irish cottage
  04/19/07
lol in one
Bonkers Rehab
  04/19/07
I LOLd
rough-skinned white electric furnace hall
  04/19/07
Bump for DOJ v. Trustafarian
Bonkers Rehab
  04/19/07
"Now, Mr. Trustafarian - if that is in fact your REAL n...
dashing medicated dopamine dilemma
  04/19/07
"Objection to Miss Rasquach's statements as being hears...
aromatic spot
  04/19/07
lol think of all the fun we could have with Judge Rasquach a...
Bonkers Rehab
  04/19/07
...
Indigo abode
  06/12/07
damn i just looked for this. CGWBT v. remember when I told ...
Bonkers Rehab
  06/12/07
tytyty. This is an excellent read for anyone looking to defe...
Electric den persian
  06/12/07
oops, deleted
amber home gaming laptop
  10/25/07
In the upcoming lawsuit: Judge: Mr D:, please explain the...
aromatic spot
  06/12/07
...
Khaki factory reset button
  10/25/07
...
Brass filthpig lettuce
  12/09/07
"Mr. Refrigerator, when did you first post on the site ...
soul-stirring brunch potus
  12/10/07
. . .
Confused Stimulating Senate Stock Car
  07/31/08


Poast new message in this thread





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:30 PM
Author: maize stag film son of senegal

"Is it true, Mr. Teacher Onizuka, that a Playboy model posts on your site?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515099)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:32 PM
Author: Vivacious market windowlicker

I hate you. I can't laught like this at work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515108)





Date: August 29th, 2006 8:11 AM
Author: puce trailer park dragon

180x180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6518716)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:31 PM
Author: chestnut heady library philosopher-king

"Again, Mr. Barbaro, I implore you to answer the question."

"Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey"

"Your honor, the witness is not cooperating."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515103)





Date: August 29th, 2006 8:44 AM
Author: Iridescent galvanic stead

I enjoyed this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6518748)





Date: June 28th, 2008 9:48 PM
Author: sapphire school partner

Still funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#9928476)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:32 PM
Author: maize stag film son of senegal

"What proof do you offer that Cooley is a 'tee-tee-tee in decline'?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515106)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:35 PM
Author: razzle embarrassed to the bone stage

Mr. Expert, after comparing Nancy Reagan's eyeglasses to those worn by the Tootsie Roll Owl, did you form any conclusions?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515117)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:35 PM
Author: maize stag film son of senegal

"Yes, the Tootsie Roll Owl wants his glasses back."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515121)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:38 PM
Author: razzle embarrassed to the bone stage

Objection! Calls for speculation!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515131)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:44 PM
Author: maize stag film son of senegal

Overruled, according to documents, it seems that many others would like Mrs. Reagan to return the glasses as well. The Blues Brothers, Jaleel White (aka Steve Urkel) and Sally Jesse Raphael have all stated as such.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515169)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:44 PM
Author: charismatic flatulent theater becky

You guys are hilarious!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515172)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:46 PM
Author: Concupiscible spruce legal warrant old irish cottage

177

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515186)





Date: August 29th, 2006 1:19 AM
Author: Gaped piazza

well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6518101)





Date: January 3rd, 2007 1:25 PM
Author: Bonkers Rehab

i love you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7341411)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:40 PM
Author: maize stag film son of senegal

"I'd like you to expound further on the uses of retarded children's hair."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515144)





Date: August 28th, 2006 2:38 PM
Author: free-loading violent foreskin base

Some have said it is best used for wiping one's ass, but I am not among that group. That is, perhaps, only the second or third best use.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515467)





Date: October 25th, 2007 7:04 PM
Author: Sooty Parlor Clown

I lol'd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#8813121)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:41 PM
Author: Concupiscible spruce legal warrant old irish cottage

"How, exactly, do you know so much about 'jew bitches'?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515152)





Date: August 28th, 2006 2:42 PM
Author: free-loading violent foreskin base

And where, exactly, do you believe they got their protein?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515493)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:41 PM
Author: marvelous citrine pozpig

Asians and magic--any connection?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515154)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:43 PM
Author: aromatic spot

"I ask the court to take judicial notice that all asians are magical."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515163)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:45 PM
Author: red degenerate

"Objection to the court's taking judicial notice. I would like to voir dire this expert with respect to asian guys with white girlz."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515174)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:42 PM
Author: red degenerate

"Let the record reflect that I am showing the witness a copy of what has been marked as plaintiff's exhibit one. Mr. Sidharth, do you recognize this document?"

"Sidharth: It appears to be a scrap of paper with the words

'toma sota balcu' scrawled in blood."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515160)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:42 PM
Author: chestnut heady library philosopher-king

"But, Mr. Howard Stern, how do you know it tastes like franks and beans?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515161)





Date: January 3rd, 2007 1:28 PM
Author: infuriating national

:)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7341426)





Date: February 29th, 2008 1:26 PM
Author: lascivious giraffe

A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murdered chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#9406157)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:44 PM
Author: Concupiscible spruce legal warrant old irish cottage

"Is it possible, NASC, to get whokebe on the stand for us today?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515171)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:45 PM
Author: Supple theatre associate

please point to the places on the doll where mr. gayskunk touched you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515180)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:47 PM
Author: chestnut heady library philosopher-king

Objection! MachoBreeze's empty wallet is not on the witness list.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515188)





Date: August 28th, 2006 11:39 PM
Author: Crystalline Regret Goal In Life

Yeah! How come *I* never get consulted about ANYTHING??? FUCK.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6517324)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:49 PM
Author: maize stag film son of senegal

"Mr. Jinx, tell us about your practices for raising your handicapped daughter."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515201)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:51 PM
Author: razzle embarrassed to the bone stage

Q: Professor Expert, you have a Ph.D in biochemistry, correct?

A: Yes I do.

Q: And you claim that you carefully draw expert conclusions based only upon scientific evidence, correct?

A: That is correct.

Q: Professor, have you ever offered expert advice to a man named "Poetic Dreamer"?

A: Your Honor, I would like to invoke the Fifth Amendment.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515212)





Date: August 28th, 2006 2:01 PM
Author: sick floppy affirmative action plaza

:)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515259)





Date: April 19th, 2007 7:22 PM
Author: talented sound barrier

how the hell did i miss this?

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7965325)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:52 PM
Author: Vigorous big-titted community account principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515213)





Date: August 29th, 2006 11:16 AM
Author: talented sound barrier

HAHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6519076)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:57 PM
Author: chestnut heady library philosopher-king

Counselor, why are you wearing an ascot and a monocle?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515242)





Date: August 28th, 2006 2:11 PM
Author: Lavender public bath

"Because my codpiece is at the dry cleaner, your Honor."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515317)





Date: August 28th, 2006 2:40 PM
Author: free-loading violent foreskin base

Would not your merkin serve essentially the same purpose?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515479)





Date: August 28th, 2006 2:41 PM
Author: Beady-eyed translucent theater stage antidepressant drug

this whole scandal is cracking me up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515485)





Date: August 28th, 2006 2:41 PM
Author: Concupiscible spruce legal warrant old irish cottage

it's always great when xoxo spills onto other online groups or IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515490)





Date: August 28th, 2006 2:42 PM
Author: Beady-eyed translucent theater stage antidepressant drug

i hadn't been online for a few days and i come back to this. too priceless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515497)





Date: December 9th, 2007 11:59 PM
Author: Khaki factory reset button

always.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#9004478)





Date: August 28th, 2006 2:45 PM
Author: Iridescent galvanic stead

Q: And what sound did the envelope make when you opened it?

A: Kind of like a bell at first. Maybe, like, a "dinging" sound. And then it yelled something. It was hard to make out, but it kind of sounded like the envelope called me a "fag."

Q: Did you still decide to open up the envelope?

A: Yes.

Q: And what did you find inside?

A: Two subpoenas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515518)





Date: August 29th, 2006 1:12 AM
Author: Alcoholic Locale Ratface

truly exquisite. Well done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6518049)





Date: August 29th, 2006 1:14 AM
Author: Odious background story

175

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6518062)





Date: December 9th, 2007 11:02 PM
Author: Nofapping razzle-dazzle location

ROFL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#9004126)





Date: August 28th, 2006 11:30 PM
Author: aromatic spot

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6517233)





Date: August 28th, 2006 11:32 PM
Author: maize stag film son of senegal

ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6517253)





Date: April 18th, 2007 10:58 AM
Author: Bonkers Rehab

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7955048)





Date: April 18th, 2007 11:06 AM
Author: rough-skinned white electric furnace hall

tyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7955094)





Date: August 29th, 2006 12:26 AM
Author: cyan mewling friendly grandma

"The prosecution calls Mr. Ganguly to the stand."

"Mr. Ganguly, with regards to your flow, is it or is it not slick and smooth like diarrhea?"

- "why yes counselor, yes it is"

"OBJECTION: Exhibit 32.1 clearly demonstrates that TALC's flow is far smoother, move to stike Mr. Ganguly's response from the record."

"Objection sustained."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6517689)





Date: August 29th, 2006 9:58 PM
Author: deranged obsidian address

Motion to Reconsider Evidentiary Ruling

I. Considering the evidence in the record, there is no basis in fact for the assertion that TALC's flow is smoother that Mr. Ganguly's. This should be an issue for the trier of fact, and it is movant's position that no reasonable juror could find that TALC's flow approaches Mr. Ganguly's in non-viscosity. As such, this ruling should be reconsidered and the objection should be OVERRULED.

II. Even if this court decides against the movant's position in Section I, supra, the attributes of Mr. TALC's flow do not change the clear and convicing evidence demonstrating the smoothness of Mr. Ganguly's lyrical stylings - in particular, evidence demonstrating that flow's resemblance to the passage of loose, flowing stool. The abilities of Mr. TALC notwithstanding, Mr. Ganguly's flow is still slick and smooth like diarrhea. Mr. TALC's abilities do not logically preclude such a classification.

For the aforementioned reasons, this court should set aside its ruling striking Mr. Ganguly's response from the record.

Respectfully Submitted,

Without ME it's just AWESO

Interim Counsel for Witness Ganguly



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522779)





Date: August 29th, 2006 10:03 PM
Author: cyan mewling friendly grandma

The defense rests. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522808)





Date: July 31st, 2008 8:58 PM
Author: painfully honest sienna liquid oxygen cumskin

TITCR!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#10026474)





Date: August 29th, 2006 8:25 AM
Author: Bronze spectacular church building

Prosecutor: "Nancy Reagan, is it true that your husband, former President Ronald Reagan, is deceased? Please remember, you are under oath."

Ms. Reagan: "Yes."

Judge: "Much as it pains me to do this as a Reagan appointee, I must hold you in contempt of court. Ronald Reagan is clearly alive, well, and posting on AutoAdmit.com as per Prosecution Exhibit Q."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6518727)





Date: August 29th, 2006 9:45 PM
Author: carnelian international law enforcement agency

Beauty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522689)





Date: August 29th, 2006 9:49 PM
Author: blue bateful boistinker pocket flask

this is under appreciated. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522729)





Date: August 29th, 2006 9:47 PM
Author: Histrionic bawdyhouse

America's cities' skylines are TTTs in decline, isn't that correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522712)





Date: August 29th, 2006 9:49 PM
Author: cowardly hyperventilating lodge

how am i relevant to the proceedings plz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522726)





Date: August 29th, 2006 10:09 PM
Author: vibrant out-of-control hominid generalized bond

You will be there to console Great Felcher Onizuka after his tearjerking testimony.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522852)





Date: August 29th, 2006 10:10 PM
Author: maize stag film son of senegal

You can run through the courtroom naked with GOLDENPALACE.COM tattooed on your ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522856)





Date: August 29th, 2006 10:14 PM
Author: vibrant out-of-control hominid generalized bond

Q: Enforceable?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522874)





Date: January 2nd, 2007 10:07 PM
Author: passionate stain business firm

Underrated post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7337107)





Date: January 2nd, 2007 10:12 PM
Author: chestnut heady library philosopher-king

Mr. GTO, where are these BIG CHANGES you have spoken of?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7337143)





Date: January 4th, 2007 9:32 AM
Author: Bonkers Rehab

"Mr. Goat, would you please tell the court what happened on July 14th, 2004?"

"Certainly, late in the afternoon, I received a call from Cantor Fitzgerald--"

"Objection! Your Honor, that phone conversation has never been authenticated."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7347768)





Date: April 18th, 2007 11:00 AM
Author: sable resort

I can't even remember what the Riehl thing was about anymore, but this thread is still hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7955060)





Date: April 18th, 2007 11:03 AM
Author: Hairraiser saffron party of the first part coldplay fan

riehl thought that the 'Macaca' guy @ UVA actually was posting on XOXO. he didnt realize it was an impersonator. and he blogged it and then refused to take it down unless GTO gave the IP to prove that the XO guy wasnt @ UVA like the 'Macaca' kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7955074)





Date: April 18th, 2007 11:09 AM
Author: sable resort

oh yeah, haha. what a dumbass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7955107)





Date: April 18th, 2007 11:05 AM
Author: boyish sinister candlestick maker parlour

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AutoAdmit#S.R._Sidarth_impersonator

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7955091)





Date: April 18th, 2007 11:10 AM
Author: sable resort

quite an article xoxo has there. nice and long. didn't realize we'd finally made wikipedia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7955114)





Date: April 19th, 2007 4:29 PM
Author: Nubile boltzmann garrison

Sometimes I forget what a bastion of ridiculousness this place is. Sadly, however, the wiki doesn't mention the tubgirling of Leiter in its "controversy" section.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7964320)





Date: April 19th, 2007 4:37 PM
Author: Concupiscible spruce legal warrant old irish cottage

'As of April 15, 2007, no actual civil lawsuit or criminal proceedings have been initiated.'

I love how serious wiki takes itself in these kinds of matters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7964364)





Date: April 19th, 2007 4:40 PM
Author: Nubile boltzmann garrison

Even better is the "as of April 15th, Ciolli's position as director of education remains vacant" comment. I might send Rach my resume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7964376)





Date: April 19th, 2007 4:44 PM
Author: Concupiscible spruce legal warrant old irish cottage

ah, I had missed that. tytyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7964399)





Date: April 19th, 2007 4:48 PM
Author: Bonkers Rehab

lol in one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7964422)





Date: April 19th, 2007 7:26 PM
Author: rough-skinned white electric furnace hall

I LOLd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7965349)





Date: April 19th, 2007 4:09 PM
Author: Bonkers Rehab

Bump for DOJ v. Trustafarian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7964209)





Date: April 19th, 2007 4:33 PM
Author: dashing medicated dopamine dilemma

"Now, Mr. Trustafarian - if that is in fact your REAL name - you can do this the easy way and simply explain to the court what nefarious coding "wgwag" signifies or we can bring in a team of our best NSA codecrackers and we're gonna find out anyway. Might I suggest the former as a means to demonstrate that you're willing to work with the court to resolve this matter."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7964342)





Date: April 19th, 2007 5:01 PM
Author: aromatic spot

"Objection to Miss Rasquach's statements as being hearsay if they are offered to prove the truth of the matter!"

Opposing Counsel: LOL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7964482)





Date: April 19th, 2007 5:10 PM
Author: Bonkers Rehab

lol think of all the fun we could have with Judge Rasquach and the prior statement exceptions.

Opposing counsel: huh? Your Honor don't you see that's 100% inconsistent with what the witness said at the Grand Jury?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7964515)





Date: June 12th, 2007 12:20 PM
Author: Indigo abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#8246494)





Date: June 12th, 2007 12:21 PM
Author: Bonkers Rehab

damn i just looked for this.

CGWBT v. remember when I told you I would kill you last, i lied, et al.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#8246497)





Date: June 12th, 2007 7:56 PM
Author: Electric den persian

tytyty. This is an excellent read for anyone looking to defend themselves pro se in the upcoming suit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#8248254)





Date: October 25th, 2007 7:26 PM
Author: amber home gaming laptop

oops, deleted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#8813194)





Date: June 12th, 2007 8:07 PM
Author: aromatic spot

In the upcoming lawsuit:

Judge: Mr D:, please explain the basis for your cross-claim against "all of teh mexicans."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#8248291)





Date: October 25th, 2007 6:54 PM
Author: Khaki factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#8813098)





Date: December 9th, 2007 11:00 PM
Author: Brass filthpig lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#9004107)





Date: December 10th, 2007 12:06 AM
Author: soul-stirring brunch potus

"Mr. Refrigerator, when did you first post on the site in question?"

"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSHHHHHHHH!!!!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#9004516)





Date: July 31st, 2008 8:02 PM
Author: Confused Stimulating Senate Stock Car

. . .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#10026384)