ITT we post proceedings from the Riehl v. XOXO Trial
| SlapJohnson | 08/28/06 | | Rowan's TTTeacher Ex-Boyfriend | 08/28/06 | | TTT14 | 08/29/06 | | Al Davis's leaky brain | 08/28/06 | | Always Adding Value | 08/29/06 | | Trollerskater | 06/28/08 | | SlapJohnson | 08/28/06 | | from the | 08/28/06 | | SlapJohnson | 08/28/06 | | from the | 08/28/06 | | SlapJohnson | 08/28/06 | | Killuminati | 08/28/06 | | done and done | 08/28/06 | | Nocebos | 08/29/06 | | fulano | 01/03/07 | | SlapJohnson | 08/28/06 | | Jesus Gypsy | 08/28/06 | | 6000 ants dressed like rice | 10/25/07 | | done and done | 08/28/06 | | Jesus Gypsy | 08/28/06 | | potatoe | 08/28/06 | | InfatuAZN | 08/28/06 | | Brined Turkey | 08/28/06 | | Brined Turkey | 08/28/06 | | Al Davis's leaky brain | 08/28/06 | | .,...,,,.,..,,,,,.,,,.,,,.,., | 01/03/07 | | Mayor McCheese | 02/29/08 | | done and done | 08/28/06 | | Merle Haggard | 08/28/06 | | Al Davis's leaky brain | 08/28/06 | | I Post Random Information From Wikipedia | 08/28/06 | | SlapJohnson | 08/28/06 | | from the | 08/28/06 | | Rowan | 08/28/06 | | Julius Caesar's Mistress | 04/19/07 | | Whamo | 08/28/06 | | Julius Caesar's Mistress | 08/29/06 | | Al Davis's leaky brain | 08/28/06 | | Richard Grieco | 08/28/06 | | Jesus Gypsy | 08/28/06 | | Evan-2001 | 08/28/06 | | done and done | 08/28/06 | | Evan-2001 | 08/28/06 | | Swattie | 12/09/07 | | Always Adding Value | 08/28/06 | | CLS09 | 08/29/06 | | unbearablevanity | 08/29/06 | | A Simple Asian Man | 12/09/07 | | InfatuAZN | 08/28/06 | | SlapJohnson | 08/28/06 | | fulano | 04/18/07 | | %^&$^*$%^ | 04/18/07 | | askwejkodi | 08/29/06 | | RenadaDeshada | 08/29/06 | | askwejkodi | 08/29/06 | | Mahendra Singh Dhoni | 07/31/08 | | Ronald Reagan | 08/29/06 | | Calm | 08/29/06 | | Horus | 08/29/06 | | ¶etro$ | 08/29/06 | | variazns on a theme | 08/29/06 | | Jimmy McNulty | 08/29/06 | | SlapJohnson | 08/29/06 | | Jimmy McNulty | 08/29/06 | | hawkhead | 01/02/07 | | Al Davis's leaky brain | 01/02/07 | | fulano | 01/04/07 | | Evan3000 | 04/18/07 | | ...,,,.....,.......,,..,...,,.,.,.......,..... | 04/18/07 | | Evan3000 | 04/18/07 | | Great Teacher Onizuka | 04/18/07 | | Evan3000 | 04/18/07 | | RegularGuy Redux | 04/19/07 | | done and done | 04/19/07 | | RegularGuy Redux | 04/19/07 | | done and done | 04/19/07 | | fulano | 04/19/07 | | %^&$^*$%^ | 04/19/07 | | fulano | 04/19/07 | | KingSlender | 04/19/07 | | InfatuAZN | 04/19/07 | | fulano | 04/19/07 | | .,..,.,.,.,,,.,..,.,.,.,.,,.,.,.,..,.,.,,..,.,. | 06/12/07 | | fulano | 06/12/07 | | rennug | 06/12/07 | | I like the way ya Gwerk it | 10/25/07 | | InfatuAZN | 06/12/07 | | Swattie | 10/25/07 | | flyfisher110 | 12/09/07 | | evan39 | 12/10/07 | | to the | 07/31/08 |
Poast new message in this thread
Date: August 28th, 2006 1:30 PM
Author: SlapJohnson (POZitively Fourth Street)
"Is it true, Mr. Teacher Onizuka, that a Playboy model posts on your site?"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515099) |
Date: August 28th, 2006 1:31 PM
Author: Al Davis's leaky brain
"Again, Mr. Barbaro, I implore you to answer the question."
"Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey"
"Your honor, the witness is not cooperating."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515103) |
Date: August 28th, 2006 1:42 PM
Author: Brined Turkey (Who are you? What have you sacrificed?)
"Let the record reflect that I am showing the witness a copy of what has been marked as plaintiff's exhibit one. Mr. Sidharth, do you recognize this document?"
"Sidharth: It appears to be a scrap of paper with the words
'toma sota balcu' scrawled in blood."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515160) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2007 1:28 PM
Author: .,...,,,.,..,,,,,.,,,.,,,.,., (All messed up and nowhere to go)
:)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7341426) |
Date: August 28th, 2006 1:51 PM
Author: from the
Q: Professor Expert, you have a Ph.D in biochemistry, correct?
A: Yes I do.
Q: And you claim that you carefully draw expert conclusions based only upon scientific evidence, correct?
A: That is correct.
Q: Professor, have you ever offered expert advice to a man named "Poetic Dreamer"?
A: Your Honor, I would like to invoke the Fifth Amendment.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515212)
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Date: April 19th, 2007 7:22 PM
Author: Julius Caesar's Mistress (the artist formerly known as jcm)
how the hell did i miss this?
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7965325) |
Date: August 28th, 2006 2:45 PM
Author: Always Adding Value (PR man for intellectual charlatancy)
Q: And what sound did the envelope make when you opened it?
A: Kind of like a bell at first. Maybe, like, a "dinging" sound. And then it yelled something. It was hard to make out, but it kind of sounded like the envelope called me a "fag."
Q: Did you still decide to open up the envelope?
A: Yes.
Q: And what did you find inside?
A: Two subpoenas.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515518) |
Date: August 29th, 2006 12:26 AM
Author: askwejkodi (REACH!)
"The prosecution calls Mr. Ganguly to the stand."
"Mr. Ganguly, with regards to your flow, is it or is it not slick and smooth like diarrhea?"
- "why yes counselor, yes it is"
"OBJECTION: Exhibit 32.1 clearly demonstrates that TALC's flow is far smoother, move to stike Mr. Ganguly's response from the record."
"Objection sustained."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6517689) |
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Date: August 29th, 2006 9:58 PM
Author: RenadaDeshada (taking the internet a little too seriously)
Motion to Reconsider Evidentiary Ruling
I. Considering the evidence in the record, there is no basis in fact for the assertion that TALC's flow is smoother that Mr. Ganguly's. This should be an issue for the trier of fact, and it is movant's position that no reasonable juror could find that TALC's flow approaches Mr. Ganguly's in non-viscosity. As such, this ruling should be reconsidered and the objection should be OVERRULED.
II. Even if this court decides against the movant's position in Section I, supra, the attributes of Mr. TALC's flow do not change the clear and convicing evidence demonstrating the smoothness of Mr. Ganguly's lyrical stylings - in particular, evidence demonstrating that flow's resemblance to the passage of loose, flowing stool. The abilities of Mr. TALC notwithstanding, Mr. Ganguly's flow is still slick and smooth like diarrhea. Mr. TALC's abilities do not logically preclude such a classification.
For the aforementioned reasons, this court should set aside its ruling striking Mr. Ganguly's response from the record.
Respectfully Submitted,
Without ME it's just AWESO
Interim Counsel for Witness Ganguly
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522779) |
Date: August 29th, 2006 8:25 AM
Author: Ronald Reagan
Prosecutor: "Nancy Reagan, is it true that your husband, former President Ronald Reagan, is deceased? Please remember, you are under oath."
Ms. Reagan: "Yes."
Judge: "Much as it pains me to do this as a Reagan appointee, I must hold you in contempt of court. Ronald Reagan is clearly alive, well, and posting on AutoAdmit.com as per Prosecution Exhibit Q."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6518727) |
Date: January 4th, 2007 9:32 AM
Author: fulano
"Mr. Goat, would you please tell the court what happened on July 14th, 2004?"
"Certainly, late in the afternoon, I received a call from Cantor Fitzgerald--"
"Objection! Your Honor, that phone conversation has never been authenticated."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7347768) |
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Date: April 18th, 2007 11:03 AM
Author: ...,,,.....,.......,,..,...,,.,.,.......,.....
riehl thought that the 'Macaca' guy @ UVA actually was posting on XOXO. he didnt realize it was an impersonator. and he blogged it and then refused to take it down unless GTO gave the IP to prove that the XO guy wasnt @ UVA like the 'Macaca' kid
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7955074) |
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Date: April 19th, 2007 4:37 PM
Author: done and done (Cho Scholar Endowment)
'As of April 15, 2007, no actual civil lawsuit or criminal proceedings have been initiated.'
I love how serious wiki takes itself in these kinds of matters.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7964364) |
Date: April 19th, 2007 5:01 PM
Author: InfatuAZN
"Objection to Miss Rasquach's statements as being hearsay if they are offered to prove the truth of the matter!"
Opposing Counsel: LOL!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7964482) |
Date: June 12th, 2007 12:20 PM
Author: .,..,.,.,.,,,.,..,.,.,.,.,,.,.,.,..,.,.,,..,.,.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#8246494) |
Date: June 12th, 2007 8:07 PM
Author: InfatuAZN
In the upcoming lawsuit:
Judge: Mr D:, please explain the basis for your cross-claim against "all of teh mexicans."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#8248291) |
Date: December 10th, 2007 12:06 AM
Author: evan39
"Mr. Refrigerator, when did you first post on the site in question?"
"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSHHHHHHHH!!!!"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#9004516) |
Date: July 31st, 2008 8:02 PM
Author: to the
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#10026384) |
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