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Toward a Consensus Philosophy of Shit Eating

Somewhere there must exist a line that delineates the "...
flesh macaca roast beef
  06/23/04
one trillion
Effete Racy Office
  06/23/04
true for the most part
pearl cerebral trailer park coldplay fan
  06/23/04
agreed. shit is only hot if it comes from an asian woman, pr...
Exhilarant Henna Karate
  09/26/05
Everybody say "Hello" to the dean of YLS.
hideous azure rehab dog poop
  06/23/04
i think you're trying too hard
180 Pink Resort Trust Fund
  06/23/04
This is beyond refinement. 180. Just brilliant.
self-centered cream state
  06/23/04
i feel wrong for this turning me on a little.
sable provocative toaster
  06/27/04
boys are disgusting..this is revolting but sort of amazing..
translucent base wagecucks
  07/19/05
bump. because this is a gem and is going seemingly unapprec...
Effete Racy Office
  06/23/04
that's because there is nothing left to say once perfection ...
abnormal theatre stain
  06/23/04
I think this thread needs that shit-eating story that pops u...
Wonderful Tan National Security Agency Church Building
  06/23/04
by request
180 Pink Resort Trust Fund
  06/23/04
It isn't supposed to have paragraph breaks.
Effete Racy Office
  06/23/04
This can be like the King James Version or something.
Wonderful Tan National Security Agency Church Building
  06/23/04
not sure what that has to do with anything
180 Pink Resort Trust Fund
  06/23/04
It has everything to do with everything. You doctored it. ...
Effete Racy Office
  06/23/04
simple cut and paste from numerous previous posts really,...
180 Pink Resort Trust Fund
  06/23/04
A few years ago, while browsing around the library downtown,...
Effete Racy Office
  06/23/04
Since this is the seminal work on the topic, it needs a name...
Wonderful Tan National Security Agency Church Building
  06/23/04
Coprophilia. Not coprophobia. (Wasn't that a TMBG song?)...
flesh macaca roast beef
  06/23/04
My bad, of course. My biases show through. EDIT: I'm an i...
Wonderful Tan National Security Agency Church Building
  06/23/04
The Brownesday Book. The Scatolonomicon.
hideous azure rehab dog poop
  06/23/04
Fuck, my earlier post should have been Restatement (Third...
Wonderful Tan National Security Agency Church Building
  06/23/04
Restatement (Turd) of Splats
Jade corner pozpig
  12/02/05
Oh yeaaa, DP.
hideous azure rehab dog poop
  06/23/04
One question for Thea or others who know more about ass sex ...
self-centered cream state
  06/23/04
That makes sense, but I know from those times I fucked mysel...
flesh macaca roast beef
  06/23/04
Mentadent?
self-centered cream state
  07/07/04
Jesus, no. Aqua Fresh.
flesh macaca roast beef
  07/07/04
Just making sure. You keep refering to a pump, and I just d...
self-centered cream state
  07/07/04
Just put a condom on it. The only sharp edge is the top o...
flesh macaca roast beef
  07/07/04
I don't know about that. There are plenty of things with ro...
self-centered cream state
  07/07/04
Possibly, but the penetration also loosens her bowels and an...
hideous azure rehab dog poop
  06/23/04
Spellbinding. Bump.
Milky Scourge Upon The Earth Plaza
  06/26/04
"Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent.&...
tripping famous landscape painting
  06/26/04
bump
flesh macaca roast beef
  07/07/04
Cripes, this was gold.
hideous azure rehab dog poop
  07/07/04
Karl Rove plods along with approximately one quarter of this...
self-centered cream state
  11/07/04
I weep.
mustard quadroon brunch
  11/07/04
bumparoo
Wonderful Tan National Security Agency Church Building
  12/06/04
As a TTTshiteatingfaggot, I agree strenuously and wholeheart...
tripping famous landscape painting
  12/06/04
Shut the fuck up you fuckingTTTshiteatingfaggot
Boyish Buck-toothed Den Mood
  12/06/04
I had a long coversation last night with random people on a ...
self-centered cream state
  12/06/04
He *is* a fucking moron. I'm glad you bumped this because...
Hairraiser High-end Ticket Booth
  12/06/04
Hi! What exactly do you mean by rectal mucus? As in, sec...
self-centered cream state
  12/06/04
You're probably right on that point. Yes, I gathered from...
Hairraiser High-end Ticket Booth
  12/06/04
I can't say I've ever experienced it. The ass I've eaten is...
self-centered cream state
  12/06/04
Must have been a literary device. Thanks.
Hairraiser High-end Ticket Booth
  12/06/04
To clarify, it is a very wet experience. I just haven't e...
self-centered cream state
  07/19/05
When you say "hot" do you mean it in the same cont...
excitant sooty lodge
  12/06/04
Fucking brilliant.
Amethyst multi-colored turdskin mental disorder
  12/06/04
You law guys are so feaking predictable ! This type of w...
harsh comical chad
  12/06/04
Obvious? Sarcasm?
Hairraiser High-end Ticket Booth
  12/06/04
This thread was obviously meant to be ironic. I don't see ho...
harsh comical chad
  12/06/04
There is nothing ironic about the original post.
self-centered cream state
  12/06/04
He's talking about something taht most people would find dis...
harsh comical chad
  12/06/04
Isn't that your ENTIRE SHTICK?
Iridescent Soul-stirring New Version Round Eye
  12/06/04
...
mentally impaired galvanic affirmative action volcanic crater
  03/06/05
more feces indeed
Wonderful Tan National Security Agency Church Building
  03/25/05
Bump for LeiTTTer.
self-centered cream state
  04/11/05
I still weep. Even if only chemically, robotically.
Red spectacular water buffalo nursing home
  04/11/05
I'm surprised no one has mentioned santorum yet.
copper frisky travel guidebook
  05/01/05
...
Aquamarine Immigrant Range
  05/30/05
This thread should be made sticky.
Infuriating athletic conference point
  05/30/05
hi.
soggy supple national nowag
  06/16/05
Bump for Marcellus.
self-centered cream state
  07/19/05
Still a classic.
Navy indecent meetinghouse
  07/19/05
I've shared it with friends and family.
self-centered cream state
  07/19/05
You should print it out for those people on the deck. (see ...
Navy indecent meetinghouse
  07/19/05
Fucking prudes.
self-centered cream state
  07/19/05
...
self-centered cream state
  07/19/05
Never forget.
Amethyst multi-colored turdskin mental disorder
  09/26/05
*tear*
Sepia parlor
  09/26/05
i wept. then i laughed. then i wept some more.
Effete Racy Office
  09/26/05
I put it on the refrigerator, but the wife took it down b/c ...
Sepia parlor
  09/26/05
are you thea?
Effete Racy Office
  09/26/05
If I was, you would feel my presence - alas you do not.
Sepia parlor
  09/26/05
Quite possibly the best post in the history of XO.
glittery foreskin keepsake machete
  09/26/05
top 5 for sure. i would say the all american football typ...
Effete Racy Office
  09/26/05
what's the american football type?
Razzmatazz pungent fortuitous meteor hospital
  09/26/05
bumped "browsing around the library downtown" or s...
Effete Racy Office
  09/26/05
"bowl of amalgamated come"
Razzmatazz pungent fortuitous meteor hospital
  09/26/05
my favorite part.
Effete Racy Office
  09/26/05
I had never read this one before. This surely ranks as one o...
Overrated Trip Address Half-breed
  09/26/05
Toward a Consensus Philosophy of Shit Eating Also, this o...
Sepia parlor
  09/26/05
LOL I'll edit my list. I totally forgot about that one.
Overrated Trip Address Half-breed
  09/26/05
Never forget blackpeoplelikeporkchopsbecausetheyareshapedlik...
crimson very tactful psychic headpube
  09/26/05
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=169439&mc=37...
crimson very tactful psychic headpube
  09/26/05
fucking classic. edited.
Overrated Trip Address Half-breed
  09/26/05
breaking point: threw turd at nigger today is the best thre...
Vivacious Brilliant Azn
  04/30/06
...
Aphrodisiac Jet-lagged Black Woman Market
  12/02/05
philosophy > english
Razzmatazz pungent fortuitous meteor hospital
  12/05/05
classic bump
Cracking stage
  12/22/05
consensus has been reached
Razzmatazz pungent fortuitous meteor hospital
  01/28/06
bump
Wonderful Tan National Security Agency Church Building
  02/14/06
Happy Valentine's!
self-centered cream state
  02/14/06
for 174
Razzmatazz pungent fortuitous meteor hospital
  03/01/06
*weeps* I miss thea.
medicated home roommate
  03/01/06
...
splenetic magical ape
  04/30/06
1 fucking hundred
Dashing brethren cruise ship
  04/30/06
overrated
Vivacious Brilliant Azn
  04/30/06
fag
Sepia parlor
  03/14/07
...
irradiated codepig
  05/26/06
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well-lubricated personal credit line
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splenetic magical ape
  07/11/06
...
splenetic magical ape
  08/04/06
gods and generals
bat shit crazy razzle toilet seat senate
  10/31/06
Let us bow our heads in silence and remember one of XOXO's g...
splenetic magical ape
  12/01/06
As illustrated in one of xo's greatest posts.
Lake bawdyhouse crotch
  12/05/06
Is the OP a published author yet?
Cruel-hearted set
  12/01/06
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purple locale becky
  01/25/07
comparison bump
Navy indecent meetinghouse
  01/25/07
Never forget.
Appetizing corn cake center
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stimulating insane hominid
  03/15/07
I think this is teh appropiate place for this... http://w...
Walnut native generalized bond
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bump
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Gaped sanctuary party of the first part
  07/04/07
Never forget.
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Date: June 23rd, 2004 1:29 PM
Author: flesh macaca roast beef

Somewhere there must exist a line that delineates the "hot" forms of shit-eating from the "gross and disgusting" forms of shit-eating. I suggest that line can be found thusly:

Suppose there's an anal gang-bang going on. Some chick is on her knees, maybe strapped to a board on the floor by her ankles and wrists, and a couple dozen guys are running train on her asshole. Cock after cock makes its way into her rectum and fucks her insides out until it deposits a fresh hot load of cum deep in her bowels.

After several of the guys have had their turn, churning the growing jizzmix in her gut, now let's say she's released from the board and allowed to rear-back so the frothy contents of her colon flow out past her distended, useless sphincter and into a bowl on the floor.

And now suppose she raises the bowl to her lips and drinks the mixture down.

In the cleanest of circumstances, the contents of the bowl are likely to be the same pure whitish that they were when they first went into her ass. But more than likely, the aggressive backdoor pounding and multiple shapes, sizes and angles of thrust have almost certainly shaken loose a little fecal matter and given the bowl of amalgamated come an ever-so-slightly brownish tint.

Still, watching this asswhore gulp down two dozen loads of manjuice fresh from her ass with her own essence mixed in is undeniably hot.

But, if you simply add a couple rabbit pellets to the mix -- tiny turds the size of a pea or gumdrop that fall out of her stretched rear cavity along with the nut -- then somehow this whole idea appears to be unseemly all of a sudden.

Thus we can discern that the line from disgustingly hot to simply disgusting falls between these two fairly close poles.

In sum, I think it can be analogized to spices, like cinnamon or nutmeg. A light addition to add flavor, color and aroma is welcome. But nobody really wants to suck on a mouthful.

Agreement? Disagreement? Refinement?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#789951)





Date: June 23rd, 2004 1:30 PM
Author: Effete Racy Office

one trillion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#789968)





Date: June 23rd, 2004 1:31 PM
Author: pearl cerebral trailer park coldplay fan
Subject: true for the most part

but the chick should be asian and the guys black

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#789980)





Date: September 26th, 2005 9:50 PM
Author: Exhilarant Henna Karate

agreed. shit is only hot if it comes from an asian woman, preferably japanese

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3912467)





Date: June 23rd, 2004 1:47 PM
Author: hideous azure rehab dog poop

Everybody say "Hello" to the dean of YLS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790124)





Date: June 23rd, 2004 1:48 PM
Author: 180 Pink Resort Trust Fund

i think you're trying too hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790137)





Date: June 23rd, 2004 2:03 PM
Author: self-centered cream state

This is beyond refinement. 180. Just brilliant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790253)





Date: June 27th, 2004 1:12 AM
Author: sable provocative toaster

i feel wrong for this turning me on a little.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#821115)





Date: July 19th, 2005 2:18 PM
Author: translucent base wagecucks

boys are disgusting..this is revolting but sort of amazing..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3345782)





Date: June 23rd, 2004 1:38 PM
Author: Effete Racy Office

bump. because this is a gem and is going seemingly unappreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790054)





Date: June 23rd, 2004 1:44 PM
Author: abnormal theatre stain

that's because there is nothing left to say once perfection has been articulated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790097)





Date: June 23rd, 2004 1:48 PM
Author: Wonderful Tan National Security Agency Church Building

I think this thread needs that shit-eating story that pops up from time to time, you know, the one where the guy goes into the stall and finds a still-fresh crap.

You know, so that we can reach that consensus by having all the materials available to us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790140)





Date: June 23rd, 2004 1:49 PM
Author: 180 Pink Resort Trust Fund
Subject: by request

A few years ago, while browsing around the library downtown, I had to take a piss. As I entered the john a big beautiful all-american football hero type, about twenty-five, came out of one of the booths. I stood at the urinal looking at him out of the corner of my eye as he washed his hands. He didn't once look at me. He was "straight" and married -- and in any case I was sure I wouldn't have a chance with him.

As soon as he left I darted into the booth he'd vacated, hoping there might be a lingering smell of shit and even a seat still warm from his sturdy young ass. I found not only the smell but the shit itself. He'd forgotten to flush. And what a treasure he had left behind. Three or four beautiful specimens floated in the bowl. It apparently had been a fairly dry, constipated shit, for all were fat, stiff, and ruggedly textured.

The real prize was a great feast of turd -- a nine inch gastrointestinal triumph as thick as a man's wrist.

I knelt before the bowl, inhaling the rich brown fragrance and wondered if I should obey the impulse building up inside me. I'd always been a heavy rimmer and had lapped up more than one little clump of shit, but that had been just an inevitable part of eating ass and not an end in itself. Of course I'd had jerk-off fantasies of devouring great loads of it (what rimmer hasn't), but I had never done it. Now, here I was, confronted with the most beautiful five-pound turd I'd ever feasted my eyes on, a sausage fit to star in any fantasy and one I knew to have been hatched from the asshole of the world's handsomest young stud.

Why not? I plucked it from the bowl, holding it with both hands to keep it from breaking. I lifted it to my nose. It smelled like rich, ripe limburger (horrid, but thrilling), yet had the consistency of cheddar. What is cheese anyway but milk turning to shit without the benefit of a digestive tract? I gave it a lick and found that it tasted better then it smelled. I've found since then that shit nearly almost does.

I hesitated no longer. I shoved the fucking thing as far into my mouth as I could get it and sucked on it like a big brown cock, beating my meat like a madman. I wanted to completely engulf it and bit off a large chunk, flooding my mouth with the intense, bittersweet flavor. To my delight I found that while the water in the bowl had chilled the outside of the turd, it was still warm inside. As I chewed I discovered that it was filled with hard little bits of something I soon identified as peanuts. He hadn't chewed them carefully and they'd passed through his body virtually unchanged. I ate it greedily, sending lump after peanutty lump sliding scratchily down my throat. My only regret was the donor of this feast wasn't there to wash it down with his piss.

I soon reached a terrific climax. I caught my cum in the cupped palm of my hand and drank it down. Believe me, there is no more delightful combination of flavors than the hot sweetness of cum with the rich bitterness of shit.

Afterwards I was sorry that I hadn't made it last longer. But then I realized that I still had a lot of fun in store for me. There was still a clutch of virile turds left in the bowl. I tenderly fished them out, rolled them into my hankerchief, and stashed them in my briefcase. In the week to come I found all kinds of ways to eat the shit without bolting it right down. Once eaten it's gone forever unless you want to filch it third hand out of your own asshole. Not an unreasonable recourse in moments of desperation or simple boredom. I stored the turds in the refrigerator when I was not using them but within a week they were all gone. The last one I held in my mouth without chewing, letting it slowly dissolve. I had liquid shit trickling down my throat for nearly four hours. I must have had six orgasms in the process.

I often think of that lovely young guy dropping solid gold out of his sweet, pink asshole every day, never knowing what joy it could, and at least once did, bring to a grateful shiteater.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790153)





Date: June 23rd, 2004 1:50 PM
Author: Effete Racy Office

It isn't supposed to have paragraph breaks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790160)





Date: June 23rd, 2004 1:51 PM
Author: Wonderful Tan National Security Agency Church Building

This can be like the King James Version or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790166)





Date: June 23rd, 2004 1:51 PM
Author: 180 Pink Resort Trust Fund

not sure what that has to do with anything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790170)





Date: June 23rd, 2004 1:53 PM
Author: Effete Racy Office

It has everything to do with everything. You doctored it. Poor form.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790188)





Date: June 23rd, 2004 1:54 PM
Author: 180 Pink Resort Trust Fund

simple cut and paste from numerous previous posts

really, this board is strange...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790195)





Date: June 23rd, 2004 1:49 PM
Author: Effete Racy Office

A few years ago, while browsing around the library downtown, I had to take a piss. As I entered the john a big beautiful all-American football hero type, about twenty five, came out of one of the booths. I stood at the urinal looking at him out of the corner of my eye as he washed his hands. He didn't once look at me. He was "straight" and married -- and in any case I was sure I wouldn't have a chance with him. As soon as he left I darted into the booth he'd vacated, hoping there might be a lingering smell of shit and even a seat still warm from his sturdy young ass. I found not only the smell but the shit itself. He'd forgotten to flush. And what a treasure he had left behind. Three or four beautiful specimens floated in the bowl. It apparently had been a fairly dry, constipated shit, for all were fat, stiff, and ruggedly textured. The real prize was a great feast of turd -- a nine inch gastrointestinal triumph as thick as a man's wrist. I knelt before the bowl, inhaling the rich brown fragrance and wondered if I should obey the impulse building up inside me. I'd always been a heavy rimmer and had lapped up more than one little clump of shit, but that had been just an inevitable part of eating ass and not an end in itself. Of course I'd had jerkoff fantasies of devouring great loads of it (what rimmer hasn't), but I had never done it. Now, here I was, confronted with the most beautiful five-pound turd I'd ever feasted my eyes on, a sausage fit to star in any fantasy and one I knew to have been hatched from the asshole of the world's handsomest young stud. Why not? I plucked it from the bowl, holding it with both hands to keep it from breaking. I lifted it to my nose. It smelled like rich, ripe limburger (horrid, but thrilling), yet had the consistency of cheddar. What is cheese anyway but milk turning to shit without the benefit of a digestive tract? I gave it a lick and found that it tasted better then it smelled. I've found since then that shit nearly almost does. I hesitated no longer. I shoved the fucking thing as far into my mouth as I could get it and sucked on it like a big brown cock, beating my meat like a madman. I wanted to completely engulf it and bit off a large chunk, flooding my mouth with the intense, bittersweet flavor. To my delight I found that while the water in the bowl had chilled the outside of the turd, it was still warm inside. As I chewed I discovered that it was filled with hard little bits of something I soon identified as peanuts. He hadn't chewed them carefully and they'd passed through his body virtually unchanged. I ate it greedily, sending lump after peanutty lump sliding scratchily down my throat. My only regret was the donor of this feast wasn't there to wash it down with his piss. I soon reached a terrific climax. I caught my cum in the cupped palm of my hand and drank it down. Believe me, there is no more delightful combination of flavors than the hot sweetness of cum with the rich bitterness of shit. Afterwards I was sorry that I hadn't made it last longer. But then I realized that I still had a lot of fun in store for me. There was still a clutch of virile turds left in the bowl. I tenderly fished them out, rolled them into my hankercheif, and stashed them in my briefcase. In the week to come I found all kinds of ways to eat the shit without bolting it right down. Once eaten it's gone forever unless you want to filch it third hand out of your own asshole. Not an unreasonable recourse in moments of desperation or simple boredom. I stored the turds in the refrigerator when I was not using them but within a week they were all gone. The last one I held in my mouth without chewing, letting it slowly dissolve. I had liquid shit trickling down my throat for nearly four hours. I must have had six orgasms in the process. I often think of that lovely young guy dropping solid gold out of his sweet, pink asshole every day, never knowing what joy it could, and at least once did, bring to a grateful shiteater.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790155)





Date: June 23rd, 2004 1:53 PM
Author: Wonderful Tan National Security Agency Church Building

Since this is the seminal work on the topic, it needs a name. The Fecal Codex, or On the Origins of Coprophobia, or Poo-Eating for Dummies.

Restatement (Third) of Shit-Munching

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790189)





Date: June 23rd, 2004 1:59 PM
Author: flesh macaca roast beef

Coprophilia. Not coprophobia.

(Wasn't that a TMBG song?)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790229)





Date: June 23rd, 2004 2:02 PM
Author: Wonderful Tan National Security Agency Church Building

My bad, of course. My biases show through.

EDIT: I'm an idiot, it should be coproPHAGIA. It's not that they like it, it's that they EAT it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790243)





Date: June 23rd, 2004 2:04 PM
Author: hideous azure rehab dog poop

The Brownesday Book.

The Scatolonomicon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790258)





Date: June 23rd, 2004 2:06 PM
Author: Wonderful Tan National Security Agency Church Building

Fuck, my earlier post should have been

Restatement (Third) of Turds



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790273)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 9:45 PM
Author: Jade corner pozpig

Restatement (Turd) of Splats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#4444618)





Date: June 23rd, 2004 2:04 PM
Author: hideous azure rehab dog poop

Oh yeaaa, DP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790262)





Date: June 23rd, 2004 2:12 PM
Author: self-centered cream state

One question for Thea or others who know more about ass sex than me. Wouldn't the relentless pounding actually result in the packing of her feces more tightly up the rectum, making it less likely, not more, that any particles would be dislodged when she excretes the semen?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790328)





Date: June 23rd, 2004 2:17 PM
Author: flesh macaca roast beef

That makes sense, but I know from those times I fucked myself with a toothpaste pump that some pretty good sized chunks can actually attach themselves to the invading dong, so I think the possibility of a shit-laden ACC is very real.

EDIT: Uh, never mind. Slap's answer is better.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790352)





Date: July 7th, 2004 1:01 PM
Author: self-centered cream state

Mentadent?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#902324)





Date: July 7th, 2004 1:02 PM
Author: flesh macaca roast beef

Jesus, no. Aqua Fresh.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#902330)





Date: July 7th, 2004 1:11 PM
Author: self-centered cream state

Just making sure. You keep refering to a pump, and I just don't see how that works given sharp edges and all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#902411)





Date: July 7th, 2004 1:13 PM
Author: flesh macaca roast beef

Just put a condom on it.

The only sharp edge is the top of the cap, and the line where cap and tube meet. Condom smooths both over sufficiently.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#902420)





Date: July 7th, 2004 1:16 PM
Author: self-centered cream state

I don't know about that. There are plenty of things with rounded edges, like the small kaleidescope my mom had in the living room.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#902447)





Date: June 23rd, 2004 2:19 PM
Author: hideous azure rehab dog poop

Possibly, but the penetration also loosens her bowels and anus, making it harder for her to retain everything afterwards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790370)





Date: June 26th, 2004 11:06 PM
Author: Milky Scourge Upon The Earth Plaza

Spellbinding.

Bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#820422)





Date: June 26th, 2004 11:24 PM
Author: tripping famous landscape painting

"Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent."

L. Wittgenstein

There can be no more discourse on this subject matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#820496)





Date: July 7th, 2004 12:34 PM
Author: flesh macaca roast beef

bump



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#902066)





Date: July 7th, 2004 12:54 PM
Author: hideous azure rehab dog poop

Cripes, this was gold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#902250)





Date: November 7th, 2004 8:25 PM
Author: self-centered cream state

Karl Rove plods along with approximately one quarter of this man's brilliance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#1617004)





Date: November 7th, 2004 8:31 PM
Author: mustard quadroon brunch

I weep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#1617029)





Date: December 6th, 2004 11:56 AM
Author: Wonderful Tan National Security Agency Church Building

bumparoo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#1749315)





Date: December 6th, 2004 12:00 PM
Author: tripping famous landscape painting

As a TTTshiteatingfaggot, I agree strenuously and wholeheartedly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#1749334)





Date: December 6th, 2004 12:26 PM
Author: Boyish Buck-toothed Den Mood

Shut the fuck up you fuckingTTTshiteatingfaggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#1749461)





Date: December 6th, 2004 12:11 PM
Author: self-centered cream state

I had a long coversation last night with random people on a deck, whom I didn't know until going to this party, about eating ass. People have very strong opinions, one way or another. To my regret, many of the women expressed strong reservations.

Also, one guy said that pissing on a chick in the shower was akin to taking a shit on her, because "you've already crossed the line." I told him he was a fucking moron.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#1749379)





Date: December 6th, 2004 12:24 PM
Author: Hairraiser High-end Ticket Booth

He *is* a fucking moron.

I'm glad you bumped this because I have a relevant question. I've recently come across some references (admittedly in erotic fiction, so not necessarily fact-based) to "rectal mucus" being present after an extended analingus session. As one who has engaged in such, have you ever experienced this phenomenon? If so, what is it like?

Finally, with respect to the women with reservations -- I'd be curious to know just how many of them would still have "issues" once they've actually experienced a tongue past their sphincter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#1749448)





Date: December 6th, 2004 12:32 PM
Author: self-centered cream state

Hi!

What exactly do you mean by rectal mucus? As in, secretions directly from the anus? I need clarification.

I'd hope that the reservations of most women would slide into oblivion once my tongue found their pink little assholes, but many of the women talking last night just thought that anything involving the ass carried an ireversible "ick" factor. They seemed to carry the burden of anal self-consciousness.

I also suspect that the women who weren't speaking up on the subject were open to it or had engaged in the activity, but didn't want to publicly announce their fondness for ass play.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#1749490)





Date: December 6th, 2004 12:36 PM
Author: Hairraiser High-end Ticket Booth

You're probably right on that point.

Yes, I gathered from context that it was secretions directly from the anus. Not shit. Shit-lube, maybe. Or rectal snot? Something along these lines.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#1749515)





Date: December 6th, 2004 1:00 PM
Author: self-centered cream state

I can't say I've ever experienced it. The ass I've eaten is usually freshly showered (though I'm not sure if that's relevant, if the mucus you're describing seeps out because the sucking and ass play actually provoke the leakage).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#1749629)





Date: December 6th, 2004 1:08 PM
Author: Hairraiser High-end Ticket Booth

Must have been a literary device. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#1749677)





Date: July 19th, 2005 1:35 PM
Author: self-centered cream state

To clarify, it is a very wet experience.

I just haven't experienced rectal mucus directly unearthed from the asshole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3345258)





Date: December 6th, 2004 12:26 PM
Author: excitant sooty lodge

When you say "hot" do you mean it in the same context that Marshall McLuhan spoke of a "hot" medium?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#1749463)





Date: December 6th, 2004 1:01 PM
Author: Amethyst multi-colored turdskin mental disorder

Fucking brilliant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#1749634)





Date: December 6th, 2004 1:14 PM
Author: harsh comical chad

You law guys are so feaking predictable !

This type of writing has been done a million times before by me and other posters.

All you have to do is use obvious sarcasm and everyone goes "fucking brilliant" "180"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#1749711)





Date: December 6th, 2004 1:14 PM
Author: Hairraiser High-end Ticket Booth

Obvious? Sarcasm?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#1749715)





Date: December 6th, 2004 1:15 PM
Author: harsh comical chad

This thread was obviously meant to be ironic. I don't see how you guys still find this interesting after it has been done so many times before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#1749723)





Date: December 6th, 2004 1:18 PM
Author: self-centered cream state

There is nothing ironic about the original post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#1749741)





Date: December 6th, 2004 1:25 PM
Author: harsh comical chad

He's talking about something taht most people would find disgusting in a way that makes it seem like it would be accepted by society.

From that point-of-view, it's ironic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#1749786)





Date: December 6th, 2004 5:55 PM
Author: Iridescent Soul-stirring New Version Round Eye

Isn't that your ENTIRE SHTICK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#1751171)





Date: March 6th, 2005 10:15 PM
Author: mentally impaired galvanic affirmative action volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#2271946)





Date: March 25th, 2005 12:45 AM
Author: Wonderful Tan National Security Agency Church Building

more feces indeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#2401784)





Date: April 11th, 2005 7:31 PM
Author: self-centered cream state

Bump for LeiTTTer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#2537051)





Date: April 11th, 2005 7:34 PM
Author: Red spectacular water buffalo nursing home

I still weep. Even if only chemically, robotically.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#2537071)





Date: May 1st, 2005 3:08 AM
Author: copper frisky travel guidebook

I'm surprised no one has mentioned santorum yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#2670653)





Date: May 30th, 2005 4:09 PM
Author: Aquamarine Immigrant Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#2889924)





Date: May 30th, 2005 4:14 PM
Author: Infuriating athletic conference point

This thread should be made sticky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#2889961)





Date: June 16th, 2005 2:46 PM
Author: soggy supple national nowag

hi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3030648)





Date: July 19th, 2005 1:15 PM
Author: self-centered cream state

Bump for Marcellus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3345041)





Date: July 19th, 2005 1:20 PM
Author: Navy indecent meetinghouse

Still a classic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3345102)





Date: July 19th, 2005 1:26 PM
Author: self-centered cream state

I've shared it with friends and family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3345163)





Date: July 19th, 2005 1:27 PM
Author: Navy indecent meetinghouse

You should print it out for those people on the deck. (see above)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3345173)





Date: July 19th, 2005 1:36 PM
Author: self-centered cream state

Fucking prudes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3345275)





Date: July 19th, 2005 3:49 PM
Author: self-centered cream state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3346719)





Date: September 26th, 2005 9:46 PM
Author: Amethyst multi-colored turdskin mental disorder

Never forget.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3912428)





Date: September 26th, 2005 9:49 PM
Author: Sepia parlor

*tear*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3912455)





Date: September 26th, 2005 9:50 PM
Author: Effete Racy Office

i wept. then i laughed. then i wept some more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3912460)





Date: September 26th, 2005 9:51 PM
Author: Sepia parlor

I put it on the refrigerator, but the wife took it down b/c my oldest is starting to read.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3912475)





Date: September 26th, 2005 9:52 PM
Author: Effete Racy Office

are you thea?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3912488)





Date: September 26th, 2005 9:53 PM
Author: Sepia parlor

If I was, you would feel my presence - alas you do not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3912496)





Date: September 26th, 2005 9:52 PM
Author: glittery foreskin keepsake machete

Quite possibly the best post in the history of XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3912486)





Date: September 26th, 2005 9:54 PM
Author: Effete Racy Office

top 5 for sure.

i would say the all american football type was better, but it was fucking killed by people bumping it every other day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3912507)





Date: September 26th, 2005 9:55 PM
Author: Razzmatazz pungent fortuitous meteor hospital

what's the american football type?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3912517)





Date: September 26th, 2005 9:58 PM
Author: Effete Racy Office

bumped "browsing around the library downtown" or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3912541)





Date: September 26th, 2005 9:54 PM
Author: Razzmatazz pungent fortuitous meteor hospital

"bowl of amalgamated come"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3912504)





Date: September 26th, 2005 9:54 PM
Author: Effete Racy Office

my favorite part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3912509)





Date: September 26th, 2005 9:58 PM
Author: Overrated Trip Address Half-breed

I had never read this one before. This surely ranks as one of the best xo rants/stories ever. Here's my updated list:

1) Renada's Chicago Manifesto

2) The shit-eating story

3) The nullo-faggot interview

4) Toward a refined definition of shit-eating

5) I knew a guy that died.

6) blackpeoplelikeporkchopsbecausetheyareshapedlikeafrica.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3912535)





Date: September 26th, 2005 9:59 PM
Author: Sepia parlor

Toward a Consensus Philosophy of Shit Eating

Also, this one was spectacular

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&mc=89&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3912552)





Date: September 26th, 2005 10:01 PM
Author: Overrated Trip Address Half-breed

LOL I'll edit my list. I totally forgot about that one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3912570)





Date: September 26th, 2005 10:07 PM
Author: crimson very tactful psychic headpube

Never forget blackpeoplelikeporkchopsbecausetheyareshapedlikeafrica.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3912614)





Date: September 26th, 2005 10:08 PM
Author: crimson very tactful psychic headpube

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=169439&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3912624)





Date: September 26th, 2005 10:10 PM
Author: Overrated Trip Address Half-breed

fucking classic. edited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3912630)





Date: April 30th, 2006 6:22 PM
Author: Vivacious Brilliant Azn

breaking point: threw turd at nigger today is the best thread in xo history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#5688401)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 8:06 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Jet-lagged Black Woman Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#4443974)





Date: December 5th, 2005 6:00 PM
Author: Razzmatazz pungent fortuitous meteor hospital

philosophy > english

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#4470091)





Date: December 22nd, 2005 1:14 AM
Author: Cracking stage

classic bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#4636475)





Date: January 28th, 2006 9:42 PM
Author: Razzmatazz pungent fortuitous meteor hospital

consensus has been reached

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#4933421)





Date: February 14th, 2006 4:48 PM
Author: Wonderful Tan National Security Agency Church Building

bump



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#5086660)





Date: February 14th, 2006 4:51 PM
Author: self-centered cream state

Happy Valentine's!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#5086695)





Date: March 1st, 2006 9:03 PM
Author: Razzmatazz pungent fortuitous meteor hospital

for 174

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#5220623)





Date: March 1st, 2006 9:06 PM
Author: medicated home roommate

*weeps*

I miss thea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#5220650)





Date: April 30th, 2006 6:07 PM
Author: splenetic magical ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#5688293)





Date: April 30th, 2006 6:13 PM
Author: Dashing brethren cruise ship

1 fucking hundred

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#5688329)





Date: April 30th, 2006 6:20 PM
Author: Vivacious Brilliant Azn

overrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#5688380)





Date: March 14th, 2007 3:57 PM
Author: Sepia parlor

fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#7753322)





Date: May 26th, 2006 4:00 AM
Author: irradiated codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#5857536)





Date: June 5th, 2006 8:12 PM
Author: well-lubricated personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#5917833)





Date: July 11th, 2006 1:04 AM
Author: splenetic magical ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#6184049)





Date: August 4th, 2006 2:04 AM
Author: splenetic magical ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#6374317)





Date: October 31st, 2006 11:32 AM
Author: bat shit crazy razzle toilet seat senate

gods and generals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#6891911)





Date: December 1st, 2006 4:32 PM
Author: splenetic magical ape

Let us bow our heads in silence and remember one of XOXO's greatest thinkers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#7112277)





Date: December 5th, 2006 4:44 PM
Author: Lake bawdyhouse crotch

As illustrated in one of xo's greatest posts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#7145872)





Date: December 1st, 2006 4:37 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted set

Is the OP a published author yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#7112324)





Date: January 25th, 2007 11:00 PM
Author: purple locale becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#7486408)





Date: January 25th, 2007 11:30 PM
Author: Navy indecent meetinghouse

comparison bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#7486579)





Date: March 3rd, 2007 4:53 PM
Author: Appetizing corn cake center

Never forget.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#7703048)





Date: March 15th, 2007 11:43 AM
Author: stimulating insane hominid

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#7758003)





Date: March 15th, 2007 1:43 PM
Author: Walnut native generalized bond

I think this is teh appropiate place for this...

http://www.sleepingtushy.com/main.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#7758597)





Date: April 21st, 2007 3:49 PM
Author: citrine antidepressant drug

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#7976048)





Date: May 4th, 2007 9:26 PM
Author: slippery wild heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#8062334)





Date: July 4th, 2007 5:50 PM
Author: Gaped sanctuary party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#8336749)





Date: August 8th, 2007 12:56 PM
Author: Appetizing corn cake center

Never forget.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#8490235)





Date: October 31st, 2007 5:50 PM
Author: buff stead son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#8836112)