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Toward a Consensus Philosophy of Shit Eating
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Date: June 23rd, 2004 1:29 PM Author: Theaetetus Somewhere there must exist a line that delineates the "hot" forms of shit-eating from the "gross and disgusting" forms of shit-eating. I suggest that line can be found thusly:
Suppose there's an anal gang-bang going on. Some chick is on her knees, maybe strapped to a board on the floor by her ankles and wrists, and a couple dozen guys are running train on her asshole. Cock after cock makes its way into her rectum and fucks her insides out until it deposits a fresh hot load of cum deep in her bowels.
After several of the guys have had their turn, churning the growing jizzmix in her gut, now let's say she's released from the board and allowed to rear-back so the frothy contents of her colon flow out past her distended, useless sphincter and into a bowl on the floor.
And now suppose she raises the bowl to her lips and drinks the mixture down.
In the cleanest of circumstances, the contents of the bowl are likely to be the same pure whitish that they were when they first went into her ass. But more than likely, the aggressive backdoor pounding and multiple shapes, sizes and angles of thrust have almost certainly shaken loose a little fecal matter and given the bowl of amalgamated come an ever-so-slightly brownish tint.
Still, watching this asswhore gulp down two dozen loads of manjuice fresh from her ass with her own essence mixed in is undeniably hot.
But, if you simply add a couple rabbit pellets to the mix -- tiny turds the size of a pea or gumdrop that fall out of her stretched rear cavity along with the nut -- then somehow this whole idea appears to be unseemly all of a sudden.
Thus we can discern that the line from disgustingly hot to simply disgusting falls between these two fairly close poles.
In sum, I think it can be analogized to spices, like cinnamon or nutmeg. A light addition to add flavor, color and aroma is welcome. But nobody really wants to suck on a mouthful.
Agreement? Disagreement? Refinement?
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Date: June 23rd, 2004 1:30 PM Author: NicoBlue one trillion (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#789968) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2004 1:31 PM Author: Macabre Subject: true for the most part but the chick should be asian and the guys black (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#789980) |
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Date: September 26th, 2005 9:50 PM Author: Noob Saibot agreed. shit is only hot if it comes from an asian woman, preferably japanese (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3912467) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2004 1:47 PM Author: SlapJohnson (The Big Unit (SlapJohnson@gmail.com)) Everybody say "Hello" to the dean of YLS. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790124) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2004 1:48 PM Author: johnny_hardcore i think you're trying too hard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790137) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2004 2:03 PM Author: Harrison Randall Pink This is beyond refinement. 180. Just brilliant. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790253) |
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Date: June 27th, 2004 1:12 AM Author: potatoe (KARTOSHKA!) i feel wrong for this turning me on a little. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#821115) |
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Date: July 19th, 2005 2:18 PM Author: Julio boys are disgusting..this is revolting but sort of amazing.. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3345782) |
Date: June 23rd, 2004 1:38 PM Author: NicoBlue bump. because this is a gem and is going seemingly unappreciated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790054) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2004 1:44 PM Author: MrChalabi that's because there is nothing left to say once perfection has been articulated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790097) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2004 1:48 PM Author: Extreme Fajitas I think this thread needs that shit-eating story that pops up from time to time, you know, the one where the guy goes into the stall and finds a still-fresh crap.
You know, so that we can reach that consensus by having all the materials available to us. |
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Date: June 23rd, 2004 1:49 PM Author: johnny_hardcore Subject: by request A few years ago, while browsing around the library downtown, I had to take a piss. As I entered the john a big beautiful all-american football hero type, about twenty-five, came out of one of the booths. I stood at the urinal looking at him out of the corner of my eye as he washed his hands. He didn't once look at me. He was "straight" and married -- and in any case I was sure I wouldn't have a chance with him.
As soon as he left I darted into the booth he'd vacated, hoping there might be a lingering smell of shit and even a seat still warm from his sturdy young ass. I found not only the smell but the shit itself. He'd forgotten to flush. And what a treasure he had left behind. Three or four beautiful specimens floated in the bowl. It apparently had been a fairly dry, constipated shit, for all were fat, stiff, and ruggedly textured.
The real prize was a great feast of turd -- a nine inch gastrointestinal triumph as thick as a man's wrist.
I knelt before the bowl, inhaling the rich brown fragrance and wondered if I should obey the impulse building up inside me. I'd always been a heavy rimmer and had lapped up more than one little clump of shit, but that had been just an inevitable part of eating ass and not an end in itself. Of course I'd had jerk-off fantasies of devouring great loads of it (what rimmer hasn't), but I had never done it. Now, here I was, confronted with the most beautiful five-pound turd I'd ever feasted my eyes on, a sausage fit to star in any fantasy and one I knew to have been hatched from the asshole of the world's handsomest young stud.
Why not? I plucked it from the bowl, holding it with both hands to keep it from breaking. I lifted it to my nose. It smelled like rich, ripe limburger (horrid, but thrilling), yet had the consistency of cheddar. What is cheese anyway but milk turning to shit without the benefit of a digestive tract? I gave it a lick and found that it tasted better then it smelled. I've found since then that shit nearly almost does.
I hesitated no longer. I shoved the fucking thing as far into my mouth as I could get it and sucked on it like a big brown cock, beating my meat like a madman. I wanted to completely engulf it and bit off a large chunk, flooding my mouth with the intense, bittersweet flavor. To my delight I found that while the water in the bowl had chilled the outside of the turd, it was still warm inside. As I chewed I discovered that it was filled with hard little bits of something I soon identified as peanuts. He hadn't chewed them carefully and they'd passed through his body virtually unchanged. I ate it greedily, sending lump after peanutty lump sliding scratchily down my throat. My only regret was the donor of this feast wasn't there to wash it down with his piss.
I soon reached a terrific climax. I caught my cum in the cupped palm of my hand and drank it down. Believe me, there is no more delightful combination of flavors than the hot sweetness of cum with the rich bitterness of shit.
Afterwards I was sorry that I hadn't made it last longer. But then I realized that I still had a lot of fun in store for me. There was still a clutch of virile turds left in the bowl. I tenderly fished them out, rolled them into my hankerchief, and stashed them in my briefcase. In the week to come I found all kinds of ways to eat the shit without bolting it right down. Once eaten it's gone forever unless you want to filch it third hand out of your own asshole. Not an unreasonable recourse in moments of desperation or simple boredom. I stored the turds in the refrigerator when I was not using them but within a week they were all gone. The last one I held in my mouth without chewing, letting it slowly dissolve. I had liquid shit trickling down my throat for nearly four hours. I must have had six orgasms in the process.
I often think of that lovely young guy dropping solid gold out of his sweet, pink asshole every day, never knowing what joy it could, and at least once did, bring to a grateful shiteater.
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Date: June 23rd, 2004 1:50 PM Author: NicoBlue It isn't supposed to have paragraph breaks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790160) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2004 1:51 PM Author: Extreme Fajitas This can be like the King James Version or something. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790166) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2004 1:51 PM Author: johnny_hardcore not sure what that has to do with anything (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790170) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2004 1:53 PM Author: NicoBlue It has everything to do with everything. You doctored it. Poor form. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790188) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2004 1:54 PM Author: johnny_hardcore simple cut and paste from numerous previous posts
really, this board is strange... |
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Date: June 23rd, 2004 1:49 PM Author: NicoBlue A few years ago, while browsing around the library downtown, I had to take a piss. As I entered the john a big beautiful all-American football hero type, about twenty five, came out of one of the booths. I stood at the urinal looking at him out of the corner of my eye as he washed his hands. He didn't once look at me. He was "straight" and married -- and in any case I was sure I wouldn't have a chance with him. As soon as he left I darted into the booth he'd vacated, hoping there might be a lingering smell of shit and even a seat still warm from his sturdy young ass. I found not only the smell but the shit itself. He'd forgotten to flush. And what a treasure he had left behind. Three or four beautiful specimens floated in the bowl. It apparently had been a fairly dry, constipated shit, for all were fat, stiff, and ruggedly textured. The real prize was a great feast of turd -- a nine inch gastrointestinal triumph as thick as a man's wrist. I knelt before the bowl, inhaling the rich brown fragrance and wondered if I should obey the impulse building up inside me. I'd always been a heavy rimmer and had lapped up more than one little clump of shit, but that had been just an inevitable part of eating ass and not an end in itself. Of course I'd had jerkoff fantasies of devouring great loads of it (what rimmer hasn't), but I had never done it. Now, here I was, confronted with the most beautiful five-pound turd I'd ever feasted my eyes on, a sausage fit to star in any fantasy and one I knew to have been hatched from the asshole of the world's handsomest young stud. Why not? I plucked it from the bowl, holding it with both hands to keep it from breaking. I lifted it to my nose. It smelled like rich, ripe limburger (horrid, but thrilling), yet had the consistency of cheddar. What is cheese anyway but milk turning to shit without the benefit of a digestive tract? I gave it a lick and found that it tasted better then it smelled. I've found since then that shit nearly almost does. I hesitated no longer. I shoved the fucking thing as far into my mouth as I could get it and sucked on it like a big brown cock, beating my meat like a madman. I wanted to completely engulf it and bit off a large chunk, flooding my mouth with the intense, bittersweet flavor. To my delight I found that while the water in the bowl had chilled the outside of the turd, it was still warm inside. As I chewed I discovered that it was filled with hard little bits of something I soon identified as peanuts. He hadn't chewed them carefully and they'd passed through his body virtually unchanged. I ate it greedily, sending lump after peanutty lump sliding scratchily down my throat. My only regret was the donor of this feast wasn't there to wash it down with his piss. I soon reached a terrific climax. I caught my cum in the cupped palm of my hand and drank it down. Believe me, there is no more delightful combination of flavors than the hot sweetness of cum with the rich bitterness of shit. Afterwards I was sorry that I hadn't made it last longer. But then I realized that I still had a lot of fun in store for me. There was still a clutch of virile turds left in the bowl. I tenderly fished them out, rolled them into my hankercheif, and stashed them in my briefcase. In the week to come I found all kinds of ways to eat the shit without bolting it right down. Once eaten it's gone forever unless you want to filch it third hand out of your own asshole. Not an unreasonable recourse in moments of desperation or simple boredom. I stored the turds in the refrigerator when I was not using them but within a week they were all gone. The last one I held in my mouth without chewing, letting it slowly dissolve. I had liquid shit trickling down my throat for nearly four hours. I must have had six orgasms in the process. I often think of that lovely young guy dropping solid gold out of his sweet, pink asshole every day, never knowing what joy it could, and at least once did, bring to a grateful shiteater.
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Date: June 23rd, 2004 1:53 PM Author: Extreme Fajitas Since this is the seminal work on the topic, it needs a name. The Fecal Codex, or On the Origins of Coprophobia, or Poo-Eating for Dummies.
Restatement (Third) of Shit-Munching |
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Date: June 23rd, 2004 1:59 PM Author: Theaetetus Coprophilia. Not coprophobia.
(Wasn't that a TMBG song?)
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Date: June 23rd, 2004 2:02 PM Author: Extreme Fajitas My bad, of course. My biases show through.
EDIT: I'm an idiot, it should be coproPHAGIA. It's not that they like it, it's that they EAT it. |
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Date: June 23rd, 2004 2:04 PM Author: SlapJohnson (The Big Unit (SlapJohnson@gmail.com)) The Brownesday Book.
The Scatolonomicon. |
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Date: June 23rd, 2004 2:06 PM Author: Extreme Fajitas Fuck, my earlier post should have been
Restatement (Third) of Turds
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Date: December 2nd, 2005 9:45 PM Author: The Spiders from Mars Restatement (Turd) of Splats (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#4444618) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2004 2:04 PM Author: SlapJohnson (The Big Unit (SlapJohnson@gmail.com)) Oh yeaaa, DP. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790262) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2004 2:12 PM Author: Harrison Randall Pink One question for Thea or others who know more about ass sex than me. Wouldn't the relentless pounding actually result in the packing of her feces more tightly up the rectum, making it less likely, not more, that any particles would be dislodged when she excretes the semen? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790328) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2004 2:17 PM Author: Theaetetus That makes sense, but I know from those times I fucked myself with a toothpaste pump that some pretty good sized chunks can actually attach themselves to the invading dong, so I think the possibility of a shit-laden ACC is very real.
EDIT: Uh, never mind. Slap's answer is better.
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Date: July 7th, 2004 1:01 PM Author: Harrison Randall Pink Mentadent? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#902324) |
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Date: July 7th, 2004 1:02 PM Author: Theaetetus Jesus, no. Aqua Fresh.
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Date: July 7th, 2004 1:11 PM Author: Harrison Randall Pink Just making sure. You keep refering to a pump, and I just don't see how that works given sharp edges and all. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#902411) |
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Date: July 7th, 2004 1:13 PM Author: Theaetetus Just put a condom on it.
The only sharp edge is the top of the cap, and the line where cap and tube meet. Condom smooths both over sufficiently.
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Date: July 7th, 2004 1:16 PM Author: Harrison Randall Pink I don't know about that. There are plenty of things with rounded edges, like the small kaleidescope my mom had in the living room. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#902447) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2004 2:19 PM Author: SlapJohnson (The Big Unit (SlapJohnson@gmail.com)) Possibly, but the penetration also loosens her bowels and anus, making it harder for her to retain everything afterwards. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790370) |
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Date: June 26th, 2004 11:06 PM Author: Skeletori Spelling ((o)(o)) Spellbinding.
Bump. |
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Date: June 26th, 2004 11:24 PM Author: Dash Incredible (dashhth@yahoo.com) "Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent."
L. Wittgenstein
There can be no more discourse on this subject matter. |
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Date: July 7th, 2004 12:34 PM Author: Theaetetus bump
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Date: July 7th, 2004 12:54 PM Author: SlapJohnson (The Big Unit (SlapJohnson@gmail.com)) Cripes, this was gold. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#902250) |
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Date: November 7th, 2004 8:25 PM Author: Harrison Randall Pink Karl Rove plods along with approximately one quarter of this man's brilliance. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#1617004) |
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Date: November 7th, 2004 8:31 PM Author: Shackleton (sneaky, sneaky ninja) I weep. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#1617029) |
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Date: December 6th, 2004 11:56 AM Author: Extreme Fajitas bumparoo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#1749315) |
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Date: December 6th, 2004 12:00 PM Author: Dash Incredible (dashhth@yahoo.com) As a TTTshiteatingfaggot, I agree strenuously and wholeheartedly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#1749334) |
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Date: December 6th, 2004 12:26 PM Author: dashdashisafuckingTTTshiteatingfaggot Shut the fuck up you fuckingTTTshiteatingfaggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#1749461) |
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Date: December 6th, 2004 12:11 PM Author: Harrison Randall Pink I had a long coversation last night with random people on a deck, whom I didn't know until going to this party, about eating ass. People have very strong opinions, one way or another. To my regret, many of the women expressed strong reservations.
Also, one guy said that pissing on a chick in the shower was akin to taking a shit on her, because "you've already crossed the line." I told him he was a fucking moron. |
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Date: December 6th, 2004 12:24 PM Author: The Angry Landscaper He *is* a fucking moron.
I'm glad you bumped this because I have a relevant question. I've recently come across some references (admittedly in erotic fiction, so not necessarily fact-based) to "rectal mucus" being present after an extended analingus session. As one who has engaged in such, have you ever experienced this phenomenon? If so, what is it like?
Finally, with respect to the women with reservations -- I'd be curious to know just how many of them would still have "issues" once they've actually experienced a tongue past their sphincter. |
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Date: December 6th, 2004 12:32 PM Author: Harrison Randall Pink Hi!
What exactly do you mean by rectal mucus? As in, secretions directly from the anus? I need clarification.
I'd hope that the reservations of most women would slide into oblivion once my tongue found their pink little assholes, but many of the women talking last night just thought that anything involving the ass carried an ireversible "ick" factor. They seemed to carry the burden of anal self-consciousness.
I also suspect that the women who weren't speaking up on the subject were open to it or had engaged in the activity, but didn't want to publicly announce their fondness for ass play. |
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Date: December 6th, 2004 12:36 PM Author: The Angry Landscaper You're probably right on that point.
Yes, I gathered from context that it was secretions directly from the anus. Not shit. Shit-lube, maybe. Or rectal snot? Something along these lines. |
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Date: December 6th, 2004 1:00 PM Author: Harrison Randall Pink I can't say I've ever experienced it. The ass I've eaten is usually freshly showered (though I'm not sure if that's relevant, if the mucus you're describing seeps out because the sucking and ass play actually provoke the leakage). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#1749629) |
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Date: December 6th, 2004 1:08 PM Author: The Angry Landscaper Must have been a literary device. Thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#1749677) |
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Date: July 19th, 2005 1:35 PM Author: Harrison Randall Pink To clarify, it is a very wet experience.
I just haven't experienced rectal mucus directly unearthed from the asshole. |
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Date: December 6th, 2004 12:26 PM Author: h4ck3d 4cc0un7 When you say "hot" do you mean it in the same context that Marshall McLuhan spoke of a "hot" medium? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#1749463) |
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Date: December 6th, 2004 1:01 PM Author: egress Fucking brilliant. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#1749634) |
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Date: December 6th, 2004 1:14 PM Author: Poetic dreamer (Whether Beauty be found in mathematics or a flower) You law guys are so feaking predictable !
This type of writing has been done a million times before by me and other posters.
All you have to do is use obvious sarcasm and everyone goes "fucking brilliant" "180"
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Date: December 6th, 2004 1:14 PM Author: The Angry Landscaper Obvious? Sarcasm? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#1749715) |
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Date: December 6th, 2004 1:15 PM Author: Poetic dreamer (Whether Beauty be found in mathematics or a flower) This thread was obviously meant to be ironic. I don't see how you guys still find this interesting after it has been done so many times before. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#1749723) |
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Date: December 6th, 2004 1:18 PM Author: Harrison Randall Pink There is nothing ironic about the original post. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#1749741) |
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Date: December 6th, 2004 1:25 PM Author: Poetic dreamer (Whether Beauty be found in mathematics or a flower) He's talking about something taht most people would find disgusting in a way that makes it seem like it would be accepted by society.
From that point-of-view, it's ironic. |
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Date: December 6th, 2004 5:55 PM Author: Alternate Moniker Isn't that your ENTIRE SHTICK? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#1751171) |
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Date: March 6th, 2005 10:15 PM Author: turdbox (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#2271946) |
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Date: March 25th, 2005 12:45 AM Author: Extreme Fajitas more feces indeed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#2401784) |
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Date: April 11th, 2005 7:31 PM Author: Harrison Randall Pink Bump for LeiTTTer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#2537051) |
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Date: April 11th, 2005 7:34 PM Author: Ne te quaesiveris extra (uobis doctior ego) I still weep. Even if only chemically, robotically. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#2537071) |
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Date: May 1st, 2005 3:08 AM Author: not I'm surprised no one has mentioned santorum yet. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#2670653) |
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Date: May 30th, 2005 4:09 PM Author: An Athenian Stranger (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#2889924) |
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Date: May 30th, 2005 4:14 PM Author: This name will be used on all future posts you mak This thread should be made sticky. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#2889961) |
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Date: June 16th, 2005 2:46 PM Author: beanie boy hi. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3030648) |
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Date: July 19th, 2005 1:15 PM Author: Harrison Randall Pink Bump for Marcellus. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3345041) |
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Date: July 19th, 2005 1:20 PM Author: Felix Leiter Still a classic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3345102) |
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Date: July 19th, 2005 1:26 PM Author: Harrison Randall Pink I've shared it with friends and family. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3345163) |
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Date: July 19th, 2005 1:27 PM Author: Felix Leiter You should print it out for those people on the deck. (see above) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3345173) |
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Date: July 19th, 2005 1:36 PM Author: Harrison Randall Pink Fucking prudes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3345275) |
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Date: July 19th, 2005 3:49 PM Author: Harrison Randall Pink (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3346719) |
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Date: September 26th, 2005 9:46 PM Author: egress Never forget. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3912428) |
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Date: September 26th, 2005 9:49 PM Author: NavinRJohnson *tear* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3912455) |
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Date: September 26th, 2005 9:50 PM Author: NicoBlue i wept. then i laughed. then i wept some more. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3912460) |
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Date: September 26th, 2005 9:51 PM Author: NavinRJohnson I put it on the refrigerator, but the wife took it down b/c my oldest is starting to read. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3912475) |
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Date: September 26th, 2005 9:52 PM Author: NicoBlue are you thea? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3912488) |
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Date: September 26th, 2005 9:53 PM Author: NavinRJohnson If I was, you would feel my presence - alas you do not. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3912496) |
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Date: September 26th, 2005 9:52 PM Author: OralAdvocate Quite possibly the best post in the history of XO. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3912486) |
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Date: September 26th, 2005 9:54 PM Author: NicoBlue top 5 for sure.
i would say the all american football type was better, but it was fucking killed by people bumping it every other day. |
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Date: September 26th, 2005 9:55 PM Author: Jesus H. Christ Esq what's the american football type? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3912517) |
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Date: September 26th, 2005 9:58 PM Author: NicoBlue bumped "browsing around the library downtown" or something (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3912541) |
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Date: September 26th, 2005 9:54 PM Author: Jesus H. Christ Esq "bowl of amalgamated come" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3912504) |
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Date: September 26th, 2005 9:54 PM Author: NicoBlue my favorite part. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3912509) |
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Date: September 26th, 2005 9:58 PM Author: 5L I had never read this one before. This surely ranks as one of the best xo rants/stories ever. Here's my updated list:
1) Renada's Chicago Manifesto 2) The shit-eating story 3) The nullo-faggot interview 4) Toward a refined definition of shit-eating 5) I knew a guy that died. 6) blackpeoplelikeporkchopsbecausetheyareshapedlikeafrica. |
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Date: September 26th, 2005 9:59 PM Author: NavinRJohnson Toward a Consensus Philosophy of Shit Eating
Also, this one was spectacular
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&mc=89&forum_id=2 |
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Date: September 26th, 2005 10:01 PM Author: 5L LOL I'll edit my list. I totally forgot about that one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3912570) |
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Date: September 26th, 2005 10:07 PM Author: ¶Œ‡®‰d¤££ª® Never forget blackpeoplelikeporkchopsbecausetheyareshapedlikeafrica. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3912614) |
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Date: September 26th, 2005 10:08 PM Author: ¶Œ‡®‰d¤££ª® http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=169439&mc=37&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3912624) |
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Date: September 26th, 2005 10:10 PM Author: 5L fucking classic. edited. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3912630) |
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Date: April 30th, 2006 6:22 PM Author: Reade_Seligmann breaking point: threw turd at nigger today is the best thread in xo history (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#5688401) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2005 8:06 PM Author: leaky jews' cocks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#4443974) |
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Date: December 5th, 2005 6:00 PM Author: Jesus H. Christ Esq (http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/6329/shutup15ws.jpg) philosophy > english (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#4470091) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2005 1:14 AM Author: RenadaDeshada (taking the internet a little too seriously) classic bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#4636475) |
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Date: January 28th, 2006 9:42 PM Author: Jesus H. Christ Esq (http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/6329/shutup15ws.jpg) consensus has been reached (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#4933421) |
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Date: February 14th, 2006 4:48 PM Author: Extreme Fajitas bump
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Date: February 14th, 2006 4:51 PM Author: Harrison Randall Pink Happy Valentine's! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#5086695) |
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Date: March 1st, 2006 9:03 PM Author: Jesus H. Christ Esq (http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/6329/shutup15ws.jpg) for 174 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#5220623) |
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Date: March 1st, 2006 9:06 PM Author: j.c.m *weeps*
I miss thea. |
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Date: April 30th, 2006 6:07 PM Author: :;;;;.............,.,.,.,..,,,,,,,,,,,..,.,.,.,.,. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#5688293) |
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Date: April 30th, 2006 6:13 PM Author: Great Diarrhea Onizuka 1 fucking hundred (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#5688329) |
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Date: April 30th, 2006 6:20 PM Author: Reade_Seligmann overrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#5688380) |
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Date: March 14th, 2007 3:57 PM Author: NavinRJohnson fag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#7753322) |
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Date: May 26th, 2006 4:00 AM Author: Sleazy Z (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#5857536) |
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Date: June 5th, 2006 8:12 PM Author: Maastricht (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#5917833) |
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Date: July 11th, 2006 1:04 AM Author: :;;;;.............,.,.,.,..,,,,,,,,,,,..,.,.,.,.,. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#6184049) |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 2:04 AM Author: :;;;;.............,.,.,.,..,,,,,,,,,,,..,.,.,.,.,. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#6374317) |
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Date: October 31st, 2006 11:32 AM Author: lonestar (largesse) gods and generals (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#6891911) |
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Date: December 1st, 2006 4:32 PM Author: :;;;;.............,.,.,.,..,,,,,,,,,,,..,.,.,.,.,. Let us bow our heads in silence and remember one of XOXO's greatest thinkers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#7112277) |
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Date: December 5th, 2006 4:44 PM Author: Houston Nutt As illustrated in one of xo's greatest posts. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#7145872) |
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Date: December 1st, 2006 4:37 PM Author: radiohed (Wassamatta U. '06) Is the OP a published author yet? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#7112324) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 11:00 PM Author: Steamroller #9 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#7486408) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 11:30 PM Author: Felix Leiter comparison bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#7486579) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2007 4:53 PM Author: white girls with asian guys (aefl) Never forget. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#7703048) |
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Date: March 15th, 2007 11:43 AM Author: .....,.....,......,.,.,.,.,.,....,.,.,.,.,.,,,, (let a hundred flowers bloom) ... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#7758003) |
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Date: March 15th, 2007 1:43 PM Author: packOFsmokes (i fuck like a champ) I think this is teh appropiate place for this...
http://www.sleepingtushy.com/main.html |
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Date: April 21st, 2007 3:49 PM Author: lookthengo (wamp wamp what it do what it do) bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#7976048) |
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Date: May 4th, 2007 9:26 PM Author: analthendump (THIS IS OUR COUNTRY THIS IS OUR COUNTRY THIS IS OUR COUNTRY THIS) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#8062334) |
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Date: July 4th, 2007 5:50 PM Author: ** (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#8336749) |
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Date: August 8th, 2007 12:56 PM Author: white girls with asian guys (<Party of Five>) Never forget. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#8490235) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 5:50 PM Author: Super Secret Community Account (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#8836112) |