The half-hidden road
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Date: September 28th, 2006 11:31 PM Author: Odious keepsake machete
She found a half-hidden dirt road that lead off the main path. So she took off her expensive shoes and followed it. Above, a crimson star shone beautifully amidst a purple twilight. She stumbled lightly on a rock that moved under her feet, but quickly regained her balance due to her dexterity and her age ...she's nine years old.
Suddenly a half orc springs out from the nearby clump of shrubs and starts galloping swiftly towards the young lass. On his belt he carries a packet of gummi bears. He grabs the lass' golden hair, and tilts her neck back. He spits his green phlegm down her throat, causing her to gag. "Her throat is ready," he thinks. He whips out his gnarled penis and proceeds to mercillessly pound that tot's throat.
Then suddenly, he says "the gummi bears!" As soon as his thoughts landed on the candy, he ripped her panties with a dirty nail, and proceeded to stuff the gummi bears into the crying girl's hole.
The moonlight bounced tenderly off the surrunding shrubs and gave them a splendid silver glow. The nearby flowers fight to exceed the stars in beauty. A young girl screams, but ever the orc stuffs the gummi bears into her unwilling hole.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=496969&forum_id=2#6695209)
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Date: September 29th, 2006 11:22 AM Author: Exciting point
Dear adventurer,
You have spent 89 straight hours roleplaying a Chaotic Evil Half-Orc Ranger in xoxo java Room 311. Your recent actions there, as well as this post, force me to gently remind you that while your character does not need food or rest, you do. We do not want to lose any dedicated players. Please rest for 16 hours or so and come back. Your quest can wait.
Your friendly neighbourhood dungeonmasTTTer.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=496969&forum_id=2#6697244) |
Date: September 29th, 2006 11:16 AM Author: big hospital death wish
This needs more love.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=496969&forum_id=2#6697194) |
Date: October 25th, 2006 9:26 PM Author: big hospital death wish
Bump for halloween week.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=496969&forum_id=2#6858726) |
Date: December 5th, 2007 6:54 PM Author: Flickering Nubile Halford
hot damn
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=496969&forum_id=2#8982791) |
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