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Aleksey Vayner is a douche. The archive.
| Captain Steuben | 10/10/06 |
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Date: October 10th, 2006 2:29 AM |
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Date: October 10th, 2006 2:30 AM Author: DISH
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6756699)
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Date: October 9th, 2006 3:10 PM Author: DISH
Sweet:
http://www.ivygateblog.com/blog/2006/10/lord_of_the_lies_aleksey_vayner_outdoes_himself.html
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6756704)
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Date: October 9th, 2006 4:15 PM Author: yeahbuhWHAT?
Just when I feel inferior for not going to an Ivy....thanks, man
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6756987)
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Date: October 9th, 2006 3:13 PM Author: beleza
ok, i am in class right now, and can't hear it, but PLEASE TELL ME that this tool is trying to show his "personality" by selling himself via this slickly produced douche-o-drama.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6756718)
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Date: October 9th, 2006 3:14 PM Author: beleza
LOL at him dancing in his Underarmour shirt!!! (around 4:05)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6756723)
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Date: October 9th, 2006 3:28 PM Author: ponky
that was the best, the song was just too much
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6756788)
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Date: October 9th, 2006 3:15 PM Author: beleza
5:20-5:49- breaking bricks karate style. I wish I could hear this!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6756727)
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Date: October 9th, 2006 3:21 PM Author: beleza
1:20ish until 2:00- shows him lifting heavy weights. I think that he had 6 45 pound plates on each side, and he was incline dumbell pressing 140 pound dumbells. He MUST be an xoxo poster. What a well-rounded guy? How could they NOT hire him?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6756754)
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Date: October 9th, 2006 3:22 PM Author: beleza
3:12- 140mph tennis serve
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6756761)
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Date: October 9th, 2006 10:51 PM Author: Captain Steuben
I like how it's just text at the bottom of the screen. They don't even show the whole court, much less a radar gun readout.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6759221)
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Date: October 9th, 2006 11:07 PM Author: beleza
I missed this the first time- 2:40 SOME UNIDENTIFIED PERSON doing a 180 on snow skis
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6759311)
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Date: October 9th, 2006 3:19 PM Author: ponky
omfg, the shadow dancing when his name came up was already over the top but the video...i so wasn't ready for that!
140 MPH serve? liar, look at his serve, maybe 90
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6756745)
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Date: October 9th, 2006 3:22 PM Author: DISH
Cover letter and resume: http://www.ivygateblog.com/images/vayner.pdf
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6756762)
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Date: October 9th, 2006 3:25 PM Author: beleza
he listed his bench press under the "Leadership" section
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6756776)
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Date: October 9th, 2006 3:30 PM Author: N for Notorious
The best part is that when he lifts that much weight on the video, his three spotters are doing most of the work.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6756803)
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Date: October 9th, 2006 3:32 PM Author: ICE (Professional Hogger)
And his dick is almost touching the ceiling his back is so arched. Still, that's a fuckload of weight.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6756817)
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Date: October 9th, 2006 5:25 PM Author: Great Strawberry Onizuka
I could lift 495 pounds too if I had 3 really well built guys lifting the damn weights for me while pretending to "spot" me.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6757268)
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Date: October 10th, 2006 12:38 AM Author: Big Swinging Schtick (pensive)
Anyone who's enough of a loser to have a "Leadership" section is going to put his bench press on his resume.
You're supposed to put those activities under "Hobbies", if at all. Most people advise against putting hobbies on a resume anyway.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6759998)
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Date: October 9th, 2006 11:20 PM Author: enchilada of evil (these aren't the enchiladas you're lookin for)
he strives in environments and is a world-athlete. OMG must hire
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6759385)
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Date: October 9th, 2006 3:23 PM Author: xoxo dungeonmasTTTer (SWeet Beta Ornithopter)
Aleksey Vayner
Male Neutral Evil Halfling Warrior
STR - 13
DEX - 9
CON - 11
WIS - 4
INT - 6
CHA - 3
Feats: Improved Hand-To-Hand Fighting, Persuasion
Weapon Proficiencies: Hand-To-Hand, Tennis Racquet (2 slots), Single Weapon Style
Skills: Dominate Mind (halfling special)
Items: Lesser Tennis Racquet, Glasses of Vision + 11
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6756768)
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Date: October 9th, 2006 3:26 PM Author: beleza
fucking awesome
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6756777)
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Date: October 9th, 2006 3:27 PM Author: ponky
can you post a halo resume? you're pretty cool
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6756786)
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Date: October 9th, 2006 5:10 PM Author: xoxo dungeonmasTTTer (SWeet Beta Ornithopter)
I do not possess a scroll called the "halo resume," adventurer. Please consult the scribes at Candlekeep or the bookstores on Planescape if you need it in order to complete a quest.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6757198)
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Date: October 9th, 2006 11:54 PM Author: leaf
He's probably quite smart.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6759653)
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Date: October 9th, 2006 3:27 PM Author: mercutio ("cherchez les grammes")
i believe, beyond any reasonable doubt, that this guy is my new hero.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6756782)
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Date: October 9th, 2006 3:27 PM Author: ICE (Professional Hogger)
omfg omfg omfg he does not have his bench press on his resume.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6756783)
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Date: October 9th, 2006 3:28 PM Author: L Ron Hubbard (Controlling Tom Cruise Via Satellite)
i smell viral marketing. brilliant, though.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6756795)
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Date: October 9th, 2006 5:20 PM Author: IronMonkey
Seriously. This guy's trying to get a writing job in Hollywood.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6757250)
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Date: October 9th, 2006 3:29 PM Author: ¤¿¤ ("I am not a strict constructionist, and no one ought to be.")
I hope Yale investigates his college application for representations-- looks like he plagiarized various shit on his job applications.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6756798)
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Date: October 9th, 2006 3:30 PM Author: DISH
his whole life is a fraud, read the 2nd link
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6756806)
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Date: October 9th, 2006 3:31 PM Author: ¤¿¤ ("I am not a strict constructionist, and no one ought to be.")
yeah, exactly...so how is it that yale admitted him?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6756814)
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Date: October 9th, 2006 3:38 PM Author: beleza
those 12 bricks breaking with karate (without showing his face) is probably not a fraud. And the "140mph" shown on the screen when he is serving looks pretty legit. Didn't Sampras used to only do 125mph or so?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6756844)
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Date: October 9th, 2006 3:40 PM Author: ponky
the serve doesn't look legit to me, the movement doesn't look accurate for that fast a serve and the ball certainly did not look like it was moving that fast (i watch tons of tennis but i could be wrong)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6756851)
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Date: October 9th, 2006 3:44 PM Author: N for Notorious
What does a mexican know about tennis? In the future, hold your tongue regarding matters that don't concern you.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6756872)
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Date: October 9th, 2006 3:51 PM Author: ponky
dude, darkies play tennis, it's not that expensive...look at marcelo rios and mary j. fernandez
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6756896)
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Date: October 9th, 2006 4:00 PM Author: N for Notorious
In areas populated by minorities, tennis courts are predominantly taken over by basketball playing hooligans. A few exceptions to the rule do not negate the rule itself.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6756931)
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Date: October 9th, 2006 4:17 PM Author: ponky
this is true, there are few decent courts where i live, i usually have to travel to play
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6756995)
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Date: October 9th, 2006 3:36 PM Author: yeahbuhWHAT?
how does some peoples like yourself become very proficient in the fields much faster than most?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6756835)
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Date: October 9th, 2006 3:40 PM Author: Zinfandel
Someone send him a link to this on facebook.
http://stanford.facebook.com/s.php?q=aleksey+vayner
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6756853)
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Date: October 9th, 2006 4:42 PM Author: Horsecock
Check out his "fan club." Hilarious
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6757079)
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Date: October 9th, 2006 5:23 PM Author: Locust Valley
Why does he say he goes to yale, dartmouth and columbia?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6757256)
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Date: October 9th, 2006 5:27 PM Author: kibitzer
the dartmouth profile is a fake one based on the real one which is at yale.
he claimed to be taking classes at columbia prior to entering yale as told in the rumpus article.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6757275)
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Date: October 9th, 2006 5:28 PM Author: Locust Valley
yeah
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6757284)
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Date: October 9th, 2006 3:56 PM Author: ponky
after reading the blog piece, reminds me of one of my best friends...the guy lies on his resume about doing grad work, plagiarizes his technical writing pieces and adds extra non-existent job positions he's had...he also adds me as a reference and puts down that he worked for my design firm (i only have 3 people!)...however, he only has a BA in English and always has a job that pays around 40K when other people struggle to find jobs with only a lib arts bachelors degree...lots of places don't check shit, at least at that level
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6756915)
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Date: October 9th, 2006 4:00 PM Author: DISH
basically
There was a thread on ibankingoasis about a guy who lied his GPA from a 3.0 to a 3.6 and made up some jobs on his resume and got an ibanking job. 8 monthes later they found out and shitcanned him.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6756932)
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Date: October 9th, 2006 4:02 PM Author: ponky
i guess my friend just keeps all his stuff on his resume and never talks about...the only reason i know is because i edited and printed some copies of his resume for him...these other guys probably like to gloat about everything they haven't done
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6756939)
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Date: October 9th, 2006 4:24 PM Author: TAG Body Spray (I smell good)
Agency/Rates
Aleksey Vayner is represented by a private agent, affiliated with Ford and ABC Management, New York.
- His minimum hourly rate is $200
- Minimum booking time is 2 hours
- Travel expenses are above rate
- All bookings can be made via the contact section on this site
- Due to Aleksey Vayner's very demanding professional schedule - modeling, interview or any other inquiries should be made well in advance.
- To donate to his non-profit, please visit YES site directly at www.EmpoweraChild.org
Height: 6'3" Chest: 46" Waist: 34"
Hair: Light Brown Eyes: Green
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6757017)
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Date: October 9th, 2006 4:40 PM Author: beleza
no fucking way
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6757072)
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Date: October 9th, 2006 5:03 PM Author: TAG Body Spray (I smell good)
Background
When you want more than just a pretty face…
Aleksey Vayner is as versatile of an individual as you can find in the modeling arena. His part-time modeling career resulted from camera appearances for his athletic sponsors. He brings tremendous amount of energy, thought, and skill (including photography knowledge) to every project.
Aleksey pursued tennis, martial arts, skiing and shooting from an early age. In the United States he was a scholarship student at a private school, which he followed up with a scholarship to Yale University. At Yale Aleksey Vayner spent much of his time competing, and studying the psychology of achievement and investment management. Among his athletic feats are international championships in martial arts and tennis, ski races, marathons, powerlifting at 1650lbs leg press and a 495lbs bench press.
Love for his family, friends, children and nature permeate Aleksey's otherwise efficient (and often politically-incorrect) approach to life. He is an Investment Advisor, CEO, and an author. He utilizes all profits from the sales of Women's Silent Tears, his work on the Holocaust, to support Youth Empowerment Strategies, a non-profit organization that empowers and educates underprivileged immigrant children.
Profile
Aleksey Vayner modeling career is focused on fitness print, but other venues are considered. His talents and optimal physical conditioning, he can add significant commercial value in many other areas of modeling. Please note that he is not available for nude and glamour modeling. For art projects, please email details to his agent through the site's Contact page.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6757163)
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Date: October 9th, 2006 5:04 PM Author: TAG Body Spray (I smell good)
http://wallstfolly.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/alekseyvaynerfacebook001_3.jpg
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6757172)
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Date: October 9th, 2006 5:28 PM Author: Locust Valley
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=502727&mc=8&forum_id=2
TY
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6757281)
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Date: October 9th, 2006 5:39 PM Author: Great Strawberry Onizuka
Shaolin Kung Fu 8th Dan?
Does anyone believe this shit? It's so freakin' over the top...if anyone got suckered by it, they're a fucking dumbass.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6757370)
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Date: October 9th, 2006 5:45 PM Author: TAG Body Spray (I smell good)
it's not over the top, dood
check out his training video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMuUwCd7sfo
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6757398)
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Date: October 9th, 2006 11:16 PM Author: Great Strawberry Onizuka
I know monks train at Shao Lin. However, this dude was not one of them. Even if he trained outside, there's no way he'd reach 8th Dan (if they even call it that).
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6759361)
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Date: October 10th, 2006 2:12 AM Author: Captain Steuben
You're just jealous.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6760434)
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Date: October 9th, 2006 5:44 PM Author: sarcaschtick
How many buzzwords did he use in totality?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6757391)
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Date: October 9th, 2006 6:01 PM Author: PeterGunz
HOLY SHIT.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6757474)
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Date: October 9th, 2006 10:41 PM Author: DISH
"I played for Yale tennis, and he tried to walk on the team. He got cut the second day. I had one conversation with him, and he claimed to have KILLED 24 people in the caves of Tibet. Claims they were "fight to the death" tournaments. He is a pathological liar, and he is sick. He needs to seek help."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6759166)
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Date: October 9th, 2006 11:08 PM Author: 174
Where is this from?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6759320)
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Date: October 9th, 2006 11:58 PM Author: leaf
Comments section of one of the links.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6759685)
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Date: October 9th, 2006 10:45 PM Author: DISH
"THIS IS THE LETTER VAYNER SENT OUT TO "PATIENTS" BEFORE "TREATING THEM"
Thank you for recommending your injured teammates to see me. I am very
happy to use eastern medicine to facilitate quicker recoveries from
injury. As I?ve been bombarded with questions and requests for
sessions, few things came up that I want to clarify. While massages and
preventative sessions are pretty straight-forward, injuries (especially
serious or chronic ones) require specific attention ahead of time so
that none of us waste our time. The following information can be used
as reference or forwarded to whom you logistically see fit.
1)Certification and Liability:
I am not certified in any Western sense of the word, neither in Chinese
medicine, Tui-Na, Shaolin trauma medicine, nor in acupuncture, all of
which I practice extensively never-the-less. By means of scheduling
time to see me for a massage or injury-related treatment the
student-athlete relieves me of any and all liability, malpractice or
any other bs that one can possibly sue someone else for in US.
2)Qualifications:
My training in Chinese medicine, Shaolin medicine, Zhen Gui Tui Na and
acupuncture began, and are rooted in martial arts training. As a
lineage disciple of a Tibetan Buddhist Sect under the homage of the
Dalai Lama, I began training daily at the age of 4. Over the last 17
years I became a grandmaster in two martial arts styles and an 8th dan
black belt in a third. In December ?05 I finished 6th in the world
martial arts championships, where one?s skill in eastern medicine is
heavily tested. In terms of medical skill, closed martial lineages
believe that you are only as good a fighter as you are a healer, and
are a worthless fighter if you can?t fix the injuries you inflict. In
United States I have audited a year of medical school at Columbia
University as a senior in high school. My other exposure to western
medicine is through my brother who is the head of pediatrics at
Columbian Presbyterian hospital in NYC.
I?ve apprenticed under Dr. Yeshi Dhonden (personal physician of the
Dalai Lama), Dr. Fu Zhang (voted best Chinese herbalist in NY state
last 3 years), and Dr. Tom Bisio, who is a world-renown martial arts
champion (undefeated for many years in several styles) and is my direct
master. I specialize in problems of muscular-skeletal nature- that
includes over-training, muscle tightness/spasms, inflammations, torn
muscles/tendons/cartilages, dislocated/miss-aligned joints,
bulging/prolapsed/dislocated/torn disks, and of course bone-setting.
3)?Can You Treat Me?? I hear this few times per day. Read and
qualify the person you would like me to treat:
1. I will not treat a smoker.
2. I can see a person for few minutes to outline course of action; if I
can?t help them recover from an injury I will say so right away;
there are cases I can?t treat.
3. If the person is late more than once, I?ll not treat them again.
Please understand that I am busy, and respect my time.
4. I reserve the right reject absolutely anyone; I am usually too busy
to treat everyone, so I must prioritize.
5. Accept this = A person being treated must understand that they are
responsible for their recovery, not I. Recovery from an injury takes
time, and will require multiple sessions. Is the person really serious
about getting healthy quickly and will do anything it takes to get
better? If I am working with someone (especially seriously injured), I
expect them to do EVERYTHING I tell them to do, not just the things
they like. Over the course of treatment these requests are very likely
to include no training on the day of the session, not doing the type of
training they are doing now, minimizing alcohol consumption,
taking/drinking certain herbal formulas, doing herbal
soaks/compresses/bandages on an injured area, doing specific internal
martial arts forms designed to increase energy and facilitate healing,
doing exercises I provide, staying really warm, dry and hydrated all
the time, writing a diary of how exactly the injury occurred as well as
all the training, daily food and water intake. IF the injured person
cannot commit to doing this, they really should not bother coming to
see me.
3)Why do I treat when I am swamped with work?
It is quite a trick to treat people when I am taking 9 classes and
running a business, no question about it. Upon returning from world
martial arts championships in China this passed December I retired from
professional martial arts. I needed a new world-level project, and I
decided to become one of the best in the world in treating
muscular-skeletal adjustments with eastern medicine; for this, I need
regular practice and clientele.
4)Where/How Much/When?
I treat at my apartment at 175 Park Street #3A. Walk up Chapell street
and turn left on Park as if going towards Vivas bar. My place is the
first residential building on your left-hand side. I treat here because
the location is impeccably clean, has a massage table and all the
liniments and herbal formulas that I may need.
Each session for Undergraduate Yale Athletes Only is $50 dollars, which
lasts on average of 1 hour and 20/30 minutes. In perspective, to set up
an appointment with me in NYC acupuncture office costs $150 per hour
flat.
Unless it?s a fresh devastating injury (which you can call me with
24/7 and I?ll treat right away), I need at least a 5 day advanced
notice for all sessions.
Have a nice day."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6759189)
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Date: October 9th, 2006 10:49 PM Author: yeahbuhWHAT?
wow....this guy has psycho-killer written all over him
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6759209)
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Date: October 9th, 2006 10:58 PM Author: beleza
My favorites:
"I finished 6th in the world martial arts championships, where one?s skill in eastern medicine is heavily tested. In terms of medical skill, closed martial lineages believe that you are only as good a fighter as you are a healer, and are a worthless fighter if you can?t fix the injuries you inflict. In United States I have audited a year of medical school at Columbia University as a senior in high school."
audited a year of med school in HS? even if he did, first year of med school is mostly anatomy/sciences type courses- you do not learn how to treat debilitating injuries.
"3)Why do I treat when I am swamped with work? It is quite a trick to treat people when I am taking 9 classes and running a business, no question about it. Upon returning from world martial arts championships in China this passed December I retired from professional martial arts. I needed a new world-level project, and I decided to become one of the best in the world in treating muscular-skeletal adjustments with eastern medicine; for this, I need regular practice and clientele. "
WTF??? He needed a new world level project????
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6759262)
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Date: October 9th, 2006 11:18 PM Author: Great Strawberry Onizuka
"I finished 6th in the world martial arts championships, where one?s skill in eastern medicine is heavily tested."
AHAHAHAHA This is one of my favorites! Oh my god such a classic LOL!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6759371)
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Date: October 9th, 2006 10:49 PM Author: Captain Steuben
"So how many people does a guy have to kill in the caves of Tibet to get into to Yale?"
THAT is the question.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6759214)
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Date: October 9th, 2006 10:53 PM Author: Mike_Ditka
Video not working for anyone else?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6759237)
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Date: October 9th, 2006 11:04 PM Author: beleza
it really is UNBELIEVEABLE that anyone would send this out for a real job.
http://www.ivygateblog.com/blog/2006/10/how_not_to_apply_for_a_job_in_ibanking_1.html
this one is working for me right now.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6759293)
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Date: October 9th, 2006 11:00 PM Author: Locust Valley
This guy screams "xoxo poster"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6759268)
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Date: October 9th, 2006 11:01 PM Author: SweeTTT Scientist
Has anyone tried to see if Petro has any info on this guy? I think they went to high school together.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6759275)
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Date: October 9th, 2006 11:13 PM Author: 174
I'm pretty sure petro IS this guy, but then again I don't see anything on Aleksi's resume about trafficking truckloads of weapons for meth gangs.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6759342)
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Date: October 9th, 2006 11:22 PM Author: beleza
sorry if this link has already been posted
http://www.ivygateblog.com/blog/2006/10/will_the_real_aleksey_vayner_please_stand_up.html
A man calling himself Aleksey Vayner gained instant celebrity today after his I-banking application video rocketed through the grapevine to every young professional in the universe.
But that's only the tip of a huge and hilarious iceberg. Turns out Aleksey is somewhat infamous among Yalies as the "Crazy Prefrosh" profiled in 2002 by Yale's Rumpus tabloid. If you thought Vayner's credibility was shaky after seeing the video, wait til you read the profile. It is devastating. For starters, his name back then was Aleksey Garber. He claimed to have spent much of his childhood in a Tibetan monestary in post-Soviet Uzbekistan before moving to the United States, where he was employed by both the Mafia and the CIA. He was also a tennis instructor whose students include Harrison Ford and Sarah Michelle Gellar. And oh yeah: he met the Dalai Lama along the way and is the second greatest martial arts fighter in the world.
Other tidbits we've culled from Yalies: He failed out second term of freshman year (which explains why he's now class of '07). He claims to have recently represented himself in a court case in the Supreme Court of Westchester County. He also says the author of the Rumpus piece was suspended for writing it -- which we know to be categorically false. Then there's this, from a female character witness:
This guy always creeped me out ... gross gross gross. He claimed he knew how to practice all kinds of medicine, and he would work on my friend's shoulder and I would get really upset because he's NOT A DOCTOR. One time he gave her a "deep tissue massage" and she ended up with WELTS all over her back. He's a pathological liar. Real creep.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6759397)
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Date: October 9th, 2006 11:40 PM Author: PeterGunz
This dude is certifiably insane. It's something straight out of a movie.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6759539)
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Date: October 9th, 2006 11:37 PM Author: Daniel LaRusso's Gonna Fight?
His crazy sister:
http://money.cnn.com/2005/03/04/real_estate/investment_prop/tycoongarber/index.htm
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6759512)
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Date: October 9th, 2006 11:59 PM Author: enchilada of evil (these aren't the enchiladas you're lookin for)
"NEW YORK (CNN/Money) - Like generations of immigrants before her, Tamara Garber arrived in the United States with little more than intelligence, courage, and desire to succeed"
and then she whored herself out to sell real estate
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6759701)
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Date: October 9th, 2006 11:42 PM Author: Daniel LaRusso's Gonna Fight?
Where can we find a Yale person who knows this douche?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6759552)
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Date: October 10th, 2006 12:10 AM Author: Mike_Ditka
Strong candidate for douchiest moment:
"They said, you can never be a real player, because you can't serve and volley." *knowing smirk and harumph, followed by cut to him serving*
Just unbelievable.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6759799)
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Date: October 10th, 2006 12:23 AM Author: Mike_Ditka
OK, this seriously CAN'T be real.
For his "495 pound" bench press, the spotters are CLEARLY doing a great deal of the lifting. This is too ridiculous to be legit.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6759896)
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Date: October 10th, 2006 12:36 AM Author: Big Swinging Schtick (pensive)
1. Anyone who has a "Leadership" section on his resume is a loser-fucker with a mediocre mind.
2. This is no big deal. At least 90% of out-of-college IB applications have lies on them and it's generally known within the industry. He probably won't get into UBS (where the video was submitted) but his odds are still good.
3. Notice the typo on his resume. He has the phrase "risk-adverse".
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6759984)
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Date: October 10th, 2006 1:38 AM Author: DISH
Bench and leg press on a resume?
The conspicuous abscence of GPA is going to be bad as well
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6760254)
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Date: October 10th, 2006 1:24 AM Author: 174 releases videotaped messages from his cave
Vayner lists on his resume his self-published book, Women's Silent Tears, which he calls a "gendered look at the Holocaust." You can't read the whole book online, but you can preview the first few pages. We examined a section on euthanasia, and guess what. The entire passage is lifted from the online Holocaust Encyclopedia. Scan Vayner's book for yourself here. See the identical passage here.
http://www.ivygateblog.com/blog/2006/10/lord_of_the_lies_aleksey_vayner_outdoes_himself.html
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6760201)
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Date: October 10th, 2006 1:38 AM Author: cavalier302 (SANTA MIERDA ES GRAN COCAÍNA!)
http://scripts.its.yale.edu/cgi-bin/ph/directory.yale.edu?Query=aleksey_2
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6760259)
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