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Found a typo on p 31 of Wachtell’s Twitter complaint

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  07/13/22
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Non-equity. But that's still $3.8mm/year
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I couldn't find it
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UPDATE: I think it may just be awkward. Fuck my ass.
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The important thing is that you got the conversation started
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Was/were?
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In P75 the word publicly is completely superfluous and so it...
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You are correct
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Always watch for the dreaded public/pubic.
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Was that not Sexual Harassment 101?
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First page: its complaint against defendants Elon R. Musk...
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now we’re talking
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Musk should be a defined term. Thats the way to do it.
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lol at every instance of "Tweet" being capitalized
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Tweeted too. That’s some client coverage.
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I'm legitimately shocked that they didn't have some definiti...
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Shittigators don't know how to draft precise documents.
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5. After the merger agreement was signed, the market fell. ...
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what's wrong with it?
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A pause sounds more natural
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separates dependent and independent clauses.
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Because "After the market fell" is the predicate o...
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Adds dramatic effect.
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Errant comma
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They don't define merger agreement anywhere in the complaint...
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SUBJ: PLEASE CALL ME!!!
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Actual typo on page 53: "Musk’s claimed 'beli...
adventurous church
  07/13/22
That’s word choice, not a typo.
fuchsia jew
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Maybe, but I doubt it.
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It's word choice brother
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With a purchase price of $54.20
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WLRK BTFO, shortly to announce dissolution of partnership.
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Actually, I think purchase price is right because $21 billio...
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(Peter J. Walsh, Jr.)
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The purchase price is more precise. Purchase could include a...
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then you say "to use towards the purchase price"
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You British?
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(Car salesman)
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My background as a British car salesman is not relevant!
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The writing is fine.
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It's a good complaint. I'm mirin'.
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I still dont see it and suspect it’s not really a typo...
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Wait, so no one found a typo?
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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:40 AM
Author: fuchsia jew

They’re not sending their best folks:

https://www.wlrk.com/docs/76660099_Final-Verified-Complaint.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843025)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:41 AM
Author: Zombie-like trailer park halford

Congratulations, it was placed there intentionally as a test. You are now a partner at WLRK.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843031)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:41 AM
Author: lemon soul-stirring stead

....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843034)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:30 AM
Author: trip roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843332)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:52 PM
Author: plum internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44844724)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 3:00 PM
Author: dull motley headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44844792)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 6:38 PM
Author: Shaky parlor private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44846146)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:34 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2022 8:26 AM
Author: Offensive Round Eye Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44848537)



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Date: July 3rd, 2023 3:44 AM
Author: dark water buffalo office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#46503579)



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Date: July 3rd, 2023 3:48 AM
Author: Pink hairraiser lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#46503581)



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Date: February 5th, 2024 3:49 AM
Author: Pearl supple property useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#47367388)



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Date: February 5th, 2024 5:08 AM
Author: Chocolate Multi-billionaire Theater Stage

Non-equity. But that's still $3.8mm/year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#47367443)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:41 AM
Author: Histrionic ruddy temple wrinkle

I couldn't find it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843036)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: fuchsia jew

UPDATE: I think it may just be awkward. Fuck my ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843051)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:45 AM
Author: Clear cracking step-uncle's house travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843055)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:04 AM
Author: Swashbuckling messiness hissy fit

The important thing is that you got the conversation started

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843162)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:15 AM
Author: unhinged sinister meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843220)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 12:22 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843707)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 4:40 PM
Author: Orange home

OP is rainmaker material

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44845391)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 6:38 PM
Author: Shaky parlor private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44846147)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 1:17 AM
Author: galvanic milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44847994)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 6:57 AM
Author: Appetizing Adulterous Mood Garrison

Was/were?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44848442)



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Date: July 15th, 2022 10:16 PM
Author: fuchsia jew

In P75 the word publicly is completely superfluous and so it opens the sentence to different readings, but I think a strict reading is grammatically correct if we're accepting "Tweeted" as a correct verb.

Legally, however, this probably wasn't a misrepresentation since Elon divided 9,000 accounts per quarter (90 days) as 100 accounts per day. So it's all fucking lawyer spittle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44858973)



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Date: July 31st, 2022 12:41 PM
Author: Heady Dilemma Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44942665)



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Date: February 5th, 2024 3:38 AM
Author: boyish pale degenerate

You are correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#47367382)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:42 AM
Author: lemon soul-stirring stead

This reminds me of the time I messed up the spelling of wherefore in one of my wherefore clauses. Its haunted me for 15 years now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843042)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:45 AM
Author: Clear cracking step-uncle's house travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843059)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:30 AM
Author: trip roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843333)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:43 PM
Author: spectacular parlour

I filed a complaint spelled "compliant" once. I want to put a bullet in my skull to purge this disgrace from my consciousness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44844679)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 4:48 PM
Author: fuchsia jew

I once filed “Plaintiff called in dick the following day.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44845454)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:23 PM
Author: spectacular parlour

Horrible/ hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44845733)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:28 PM
Author: Clear cracking step-uncle's house travel guidebook



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:43 PM
Author: bistre provocative whorehouse

Always watch for the dreaded public/pubic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44845855)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 6:12 PM
Author: pearly glittery sanctuary indirect expression

In law school, I pointed out that mistake in my professor's textbook ("pubic menace").

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44846014)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 7:11 PM
Author: bistre provocative whorehouse



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Date: July 14th, 2022 9:44 AM
Author: fuchsia jew

Was that not Sexual Harassment 101?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44848814)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 6:11 PM
Author: pearly glittery sanctuary indirect expression

Under duress. Calling in dick support.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44846008)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 8:32 PM
Author: Shaky parlor private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44846726)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:34 PM
Author: Gold Place Of Business



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Date: July 14th, 2022 8:27 AM
Author: Offensive Round Eye Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44848540)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: Bipolar factory reset button

First page:

its complaint against defendants Elon R. Musk

1. In April 2022, Elon Musk

Now, less than three months later, Musk

Pick one, shittigators!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843050)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:45 AM
Author: Clear cracking step-uncle's house travel guidebook

now we’re talking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843057)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:45 AM
Author: lemon soul-stirring stead

Musk should be a defined term. Thats the way to do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843058)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:49 AM
Author: fuchsia jew

“Musk” shall mean the corporeal form of Star God 965488753:23, commonly known as Elon Musk, and shall include all Tweets associated with the Twitter account @elonmusk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843083)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 12:26 PM
Author: godawful sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843731)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 12:29 PM
Author: Impertinent Casino Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843752)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:05 PM
Author: Abusive big fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44847143)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:26 PM
Author: spectacular parlour

I picture you saying this like Project Pat says "real recognize real"

https://i.discogs.com/nw2JLpOM3UiEPJr8Mxznfnb0iJFJWRojXe_Rhuy_f5c/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:595/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTI0NzM2/ODktMTU4NzYzMzA1/Ni03MDA3LmpwZWc.jpeg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44845753)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:50 PM
Author: Bipolar factory reset button

I consider this a great compliment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44845896)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 6:59 AM
Author: Appetizing Adulterous Mood Garrison

Project Pat is 6'6"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44848443)



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Date: February 5th, 2024 5:19 AM
Author: Chocolate Multi-billionaire Theater Stage

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#47367449)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:47 AM
Author: Zombie-like trailer park halford

lol at every instance of "Tweet" being capitalized

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843067)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:47 AM
Author: Bipolar factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843070)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:47 AM
Author: Clear cracking step-uncle's house travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843073)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:50 AM
Author: fuchsia jew

Tweeted too. That’s some client coverage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843087)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:50 AM
Author: Swashbuckling messiness hissy fit

I'm legitimately shocked that they didn't have some definition of Tweet the first time they used it along with (collectively, "The Tweets," each act of publishing a Tweet on Twitter an instance of "Tweeting", and each act of "Tweeting" referred to as "Tweeted" in the past tense) or whatever the fuck. Is it possible biglaw has dialed back the faggotry since I went in house wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843091)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:51 AM
Author: Bipolar factory reset button

Shittigators don't know how to draft precise documents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843096)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:53 AM
Author: fuchsia jew

Wrong. This complaint is written for general consumption and a busy judge and can be amended and they will agree to definitions before trial.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843107)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:53 AM
Author: impressive purple yarmulke tanning salon

if they didnt feel the need to define tweet then that means they dialed up the faggotry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843106)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:57 PM
Author: dull motley headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44844767)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:49 AM
Author: Bipolar factory reset button

5. After the merger agreement was signed, the market fell.

What is the purpose of the comma?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843082)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:51 AM
Author: electric ticket booth jap

what's wrong with it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843093)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:51 AM
Author: Histrionic ruddy temple wrinkle

A pause sounds more natural

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843094)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:52 AM
Author: fuchsia jew

Following this poast, the author learned about prepositional phrases.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843101)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:16 AM
Author: unhinged sinister meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843232)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:24 AM
Author: adventurous church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843287)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:24 AM
Author: Bonkers Lilac Toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843294)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 12:27 PM
Author: godawful sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843734)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:58 PM
Author: dull motley headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44844776)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:29 PM
Author: Clear cracking step-uncle's house travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44845777)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:30 PM
Author: Crimson azn mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44845784)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:05 PM
Author: Abusive big fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44847145)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 7:00 AM
Author: Appetizing Adulterous Mood Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44848444)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 8:28 AM
Author: Offensive Round Eye Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44848541)



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Date: July 3rd, 2023 3:50 AM
Author: slap-happy wonderful brunch

One shot kill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#46503582)



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Date: February 5th, 2024 3:53 AM
Author: Pearl supple property useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#47367391)



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Date: May 9th, 2024 9:10 AM
Author: fuchsia jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#47647351)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: Cream church building juggernaut

separates dependent and independent clauses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843110)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:55 AM
Author: nighttime hospital

Because "After the market fell" is the predicate of the sentence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843116)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:17 AM
Author: unhinged sinister meetinghouse

Adds dramatic effect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843237)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:52 AM
Author: Cream church building juggernaut

Errant comma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843105)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: Bipolar factory reset button

They don't define merger agreement anywhere in the complaint, but then go on to use capitalized "Company Material Adverse Effect" over and over again. LMAO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843113)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:00 AM
Author: Swashbuckling messiness hissy fit

SUBJ: PLEASE CALL ME!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843144)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:10 AM
Author: fuchsia jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843193)



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Date: February 5th, 2024 5:20 AM
Author: Chocolate Multi-billionaire Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#47367450)



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Date: February 5th, 2024 7:32 AM
Author: Shaky parlor private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#47367537)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:11 AM
Author: fuchsia jew

There is a clear divide between tranny’s and litigators in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843198)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:29 PM
Author: balding slippery cuck space

There’s a trend of not defining terms when they are obvious in litigation documents. There is only one merger agreement at issue here and everyone knows which one it is. This is a Brian Garner thing IIRC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44844586)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:58 PM
Author: Floppy toilet seat

I never define obvious terms in pleadings but I do in MSJs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44844780)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 7:56 PM
Author: Titillating piazza

That's so fucking sexy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44846534)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 8:18 PM
Author: passionate therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44846677)



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Date: February 15th, 2023 1:24 PM
Author: fuchsia jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#45937676)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:13 AM
Author: adventurous church

Actual typo on page 53:

"Musk’s claimed 'belie[f]' is of course no proof of misrepresentation" should be "NOT proof".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843215)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:15 AM
Author: fuchsia jew

That’s word choice, not a typo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843222)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:16 AM
Author: adventurous church

Maybe, but I doubt it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843230)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 9:11 AM
Author: Appetizing Adulterous Mood Garrison

It's word choice brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44848692)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 12:52 PM
Author: godawful sex offender

Doubtful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44849960)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 3:10 PM
Author: fuchsia jew

You’re outing yourself as ESL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44850628)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:17 AM
Author: Bonkers Lilac Toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843236)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 8:28 AM
Author: Offensive Round Eye Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44848542)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:17 AM
Author: Bipolar factory reset button

58. Under an equity commitment letter dated April 20, 2022, Musk also personally agreed to contribute to or otherwise provide to Parent $21 billion of equity capital to be used to fund the purchase price.

You don't fund the purchase price, you fund the purchase itself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843240)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:19 AM
Author: adventurous church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843264)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:22 AM
Author: Swashbuckling messiness hissy fit

Also you don't accept an equity commitment letter from Elon Musk on 4/20 he was obviously high. JFC twitter that one is on you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843273)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:22 AM
Author: Bipolar factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843275)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:59 AM
Author: fuchsia jew

With a purchase price of $54.20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843545)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:22 AM
Author: Zombie-like trailer park halford

WLRK BTFO, shortly to announce dissolution of partnership.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843274)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:23 AM
Author: fuchsia jew

Actually, I think purchase price is right because $21 billion is only part of the cost and wouldn’t pay for the purchase.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843283)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:29 AM
Author: Bipolar factory reset button

(Peter J. Walsh, Jr.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843327)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:24 AM
Author: Bonkers Lilac Toaster

The purchase price is more precise. Purchase could include a lot of other stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843290)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:25 AM
Author: adventurous church

then you say "to use towards the purchase price"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843297)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:25 AM
Author: Bonkers Lilac Toaster

You British?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843299)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:26 AM
Author: fuchsia jew

(Car salesman)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843306)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:27 AM
Author: adventurous church

My background as a British car salesman is not relevant!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843310)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 12:08 PM
Author: bisexual school cafeteria

A lot of bad word choices and just bad writing in general here.

Paragraph 91 - "On June 1, 2022, Twitter responded by refuting that it had 'refused' provision of data."

"Twitter responded by refuting Musk's allegation that it had 'refused' provision of data" would make more sense.

Paragraph 101 - "Musk leveled serious charges, both publicly and through lawyer letters, that Twitter had misled its investors and customers."

WTF are "lawyer letters"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843599)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 12:14 PM
Author: fuchsia jew

I disagree that this is bad writing. It’s pretentious in parts, but it’s written for a Chancery judge while also being simple enough lay people will read it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843643)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:10 PM
Author: Bonkers Lilac Toaster

Funny because I’d think it’s a little casual if anything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44844011)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:07 PM
Author: fuchsia jew

This will be the most read complaint of the year. For the judge their point is that this dude doesn’t care about the law and you have to make him. For the public they just want to portray him as bad.

They’re a little crossways though, in arguing this dude is trying to destroy Twitter for fun so you should make sure he can do that legally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44844418)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 12:20 PM
Author: topaz razzle-dazzle hominid

Keep coping btich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843695)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:36 PM
Author: Grizzly liquid oxygen

The writing is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44844203)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:56 PM
Author: adventurous church

It's a good complaint. I'm mirin'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44844762)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:39 PM
Author: abnormal laser beams

"Lawyer letters" is used in biglaw to refer to unproductive threatening letters opposing parties send to each other before litigation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44845832)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 7:24 PM
Author: Vivacious Library

"refuting that it had 'refused' to provide data" reads better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44846393)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 9:51 PM
Author: exhilarant bronze kitty cat

Should say "denying" or something. The alliteration is cumbersome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44847083)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:35 PM
Author: Vivacious Library

agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44847271)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 12:24 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Brass Site Pisswyrm

On page 2 they directly refer to SpaceX. I’m not a shitigator but shouldn’t they use the full company name followed by short form, i.e., Space Exploration Technologies Corp. (“SpaceX”)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843715)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:22 PM
Author: obsidian generalized bond

Yes. It would also make the document longer and thereby make them seem smarter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44844084)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:40 PM
Author: Infuriating filthy theater tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44844235)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 4:49 PM
Author: fuchsia jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44845459)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 7:12 AM
Author: Tripping saffron scourge upon the earth lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44848451)



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Date: February 5th, 2024 3:57 AM
Author: Pearl supple property useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#47367392)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 12:27 PM
Author: Azure 180 Range

I still dont see it and suspect it’s not really a typo. I think people are going along with it because they don’t want to be seen as the person who doesn’t get it or disagrees about proper grammar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843743)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:15 PM
Author: Poppy hairless background story voyeur

is this seriously what you ppl do for a living?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44844044)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:18 PM
Author: Histrionic ruddy temple wrinkle

And there's an intricacy

And intellectual rigor

Which is appealing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44844060)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:23 PM
Author: bisexual school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44844529)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:45 PM
Author: bistre provocative whorehouse

ALL NIGHT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44845871)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 6:50 PM
Author: godawful sex offender

I don't want to live in a world where World Wide Wes(ley) isn't practicing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44846210)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 7:12 AM
Author: Tripping saffron scourge upon the earth lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44848452)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 12:58 PM
Author: learning disabled feces center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44849998)



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Date: July 3rd, 2023 3:44 AM
Author: fear-inspiring walnut rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#46503577)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: Excitant roommate elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44844089)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:25 PM
Author: Clear cracking step-uncle's house travel guidebook

yeah but there are lots of dull parts too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44844117)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:44 PM
Author: Razzle honey-headed corn cake university



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:58 PM
Author: Swashbuckling messiness hissy fit



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:10 PM
Author: fuchsia jew



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:10 PM
Author: fuchsia jew



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:10 PM
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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:11 PM
Author: fuchsia jew



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:11 PM
Author: fuchsia jew



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:29 PM
Author: Bonkers Lilac Toaster



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:37 PM
Author: marvelous mexican



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:42 PM
Author: adventurous church



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:57 PM
Author: dull motley headpube



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Date: July 13th, 2022 4:51 PM
Author: Magenta set genital piercing



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:39 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Locus Giraffe



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Date: July 13th, 2022 6:09 PM
Author: bateful school



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Date: July 13th, 2022 7:24 PM
Author: Bipolar factory reset button



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Date: July 13th, 2022 8:23 PM
Author: bistre provocative whorehouse



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Date: July 14th, 2022 9:16 AM
Author: Appetizing Adulterous Mood Garrison



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Date: July 14th, 2022 9:52 AM
Author: khaki native



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Date: July 16th, 2022 11:56 AM
Author: fuchsia jew



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Date: July 16th, 2022 12:14 PM
Author: aromatic umber principal's office



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Date: August 2nd, 2022 2:43 PM
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Date: November 10th, 2022 10:22 PM
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Date: February 15th, 2023 1:28 PM
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Date: July 3rd, 2023 3:44 AM
Author: fear-inspiring walnut rehab



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Date: February 5th, 2024 3:35 AM
Author: fear-inspiring walnut rehab



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Date: February 5th, 2024 5:14 AM
Author: henna naked trust fund station



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:58 PM
Author: Swashbuckling messiness hissy fit

If that's an honest question then I am jealous of your life experiences. What do you do for a living

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44844349)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:30 PM
Author: Crimson azn mad-dog skullcap



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Date: July 13th, 2022 4:39 PM
Author: Thriller autistic gay wizard

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44845380)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:21 PM
Author: Shimmering Sexy National Affirmative Action

Wait, so no one found a typo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44845723)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 6:10 PM
Author: bateful school

not one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44846000)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 9:52 PM
Author: exhilarant bronze kitty cat

Didn't even take that long to conclude there was no obvious typo. Wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44847091)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 9:42 AM
Author: fuchsia jew

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44848801)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:41 PM
Author: diverse nubile chad

They should get rid of those shlubs and hire me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44845840)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:42 PM
Author: bistre provocative whorehouse

Those TTT bums don't even scrub their metadata.

"Microsoft Word - 10238338_1.docx"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44845848)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:44 PM
Author: abnormal laser beams

that is a legit mess-up actually. at least they saved the final as a new version. always lol when i see some 10 page brief took 25 versions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44845862)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 6:10 PM
Author: bateful school

cr, you absolutely MUST save as a new doc v1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44846005)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 7:18 PM
Author: copper hideous nursing home

180

a decade on xoxo and law firms still find new ways to fascinate me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44846350)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 7:24 PM
Author: abnormal laser beams

got a TRO/PI brief from a v50 where a confidential contract was at issue. half of the brief was "redacted" with black highlighting.

we got conflicted out of the matter and it seemingly settled right away so unsure if anything came of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44846389)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 7:58 PM
Author: godawful sex offender

Tranny mo here.

What significance does multiple versions have other than indicating carelessness or inefficiency? Prior versions are still covered by atty client privilege, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44846542)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 8:14 PM
Author: abnormal laser beams

yeah, it doesn't actually mean anything that im aware of, it's just amusing. also some lawyers obsessively version up when they make any changes, and some barely do it all.

also, a lot of people reveal the version by not deleting the doc id from the footer that imanage automatically adds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44846654)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 1:16 AM
Author: bateful school

it just looks tryhard. 1 is more mysterious and perfect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44847988)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:55 PM
Author: bistre provocative whorehouse

What's with the use of sentence case in the higher level headings and title case in the subheadings?

https://files.catbox.moe/een323.png

Seems like a strange choice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44845922)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:59 PM
Author: bistre provocative whorehouse

TTT inconsistent BUMS!

https://files.catbox.moe/sq6s7t.png

If you're out there, Wachtell, I'll be your remote filing and proofreading bitch for $175k/year so you don't embarrass yourself like this anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44845945)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 9:46 AM
Author: diverse nubile chad

Sentence case is superior imo but the issue here is consistency. That’s what’s bothersome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44848819)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 7:53 PM
Author: godawful sex offender

Jfc. Ppl expect a fucking master piece at their prices.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44846526)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 7:29 AM
Author: Excitant roommate elastic band

Lol hfs this is going to keep me up tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44848469)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 9:43 AM
Author: fuchsia jew

You do the headings in lowercase because it’s part of the narrative, if all the subheads are non-narrative, then I approve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44848808)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 9:05 PM
Author: Razzmatazz main people kitchen

So when does the actual lawyering happen?

Can we outsource this spell check faggotry to Pradeep?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44846867)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:04 PM
Author: Mahogany harsh lettuce base

Lol at the dumbass criticism in this thread. Imbeciles quibbling over word choice. Not partner material, I’m afraid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44847141)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 9:20 AM
Author: Appetizing Adulterous Mood Garrison

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44848727)



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Date: July 15th, 2022 10:22 PM
Author: passionate therapy



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Date: July 16th, 2022 12:08 PM
Author: lemon soul-stirring stead

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44860842)



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Date: February 5th, 2024 3:58 AM
Author: chartreuse multi-colored weed whacker fanboi

read the first 2 pages.

why is the tone so weirdly cunty and sarcastic. it stops just short of sounding like a Jezebel screed: "SO, APPARENTLY, FUCKBOY MUSK THINKS HE, UNLIKE EVERYONE ELSE, IS SPECIAL. (UH, HELLO? HE'S NOT.)"

10 to 1 written by a woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#47367394)



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Date: February 5th, 2024 4:03 AM
Author: Pearl supple property useless brakes

Lol guess uve nvr worked in law before

They are all little spaceporn bitches especially w these kinds of cases where it's more written for the public in mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#47367395)