Only other debt is mortgage

I make $150K, wife makes $90K

2 kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243300&forum_id=2#45553433)

Also my wife is a real cunt who will probably file for divorce one day so I figure having wretched personal finances will make it harder to fuck me over in the settlement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243300&forum_id=2#45553474)

occasionally move shit around when there’s a sweet balance transfer offer available too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243300&forum_id=2#45553617)

and the bank isn’t exactly going to show up one day to repo my power tools or Traeger grill or pergola

also, the lulziest thing is that my credit score is something like 750.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243300&forum_id=2#45553628)

Repo man: “Especially your pergola.”

*hooks towing chains up to pergola*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243300&forum_id=2#45553931)

Reppo, a new repossession and sale of unusual items service, is pleased to announce the launch of its innovative RSUS service.

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Our RSUS service is designed to provide a hassle-free experience for our clients. We offer a complete package that includes repossession, sale and shipping of unusual items, with the help of our experienced team. Our service also includes a detailed assessment of the item, so that the buyer can be sure of its authenticity and condition.

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243300&forum_id=2#45557754)

Also as noted above my credit score is A-OK. I’m their ideal customer, they want me to continue goying it up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243300&forum_id=2#45553796)

Also in case you missed it above I have no plans to ever pay for any of this shit in full, at least until crypto moons again or my inheritance comes in (neither of which I expect to happen anytime soon)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243300&forum_id=2#45553919)

and debtor's prisons were a major impediment to the growth of jewish businesses, so lo and behold we don't have them anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243300&forum_id=2#45557198)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243300&forum_id=2#45553864)

Not much cash, maybe $10K.

Crypto portfolio was worth about $200K at last year’s peak. (and I was strongly considering taking a chunk out to pay off most or all my CCs, but went into HODL mode quickly once it was clear shit was crashing)

Haven’t checked stonks in a while - including retirement accts (my wife’s and mine) I think there’s around $125K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243300&forum_id=2#45553838)

What’s your monthly payment on that level of debt and how much does it balloon? Are you gonna owe like 200k soon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243300&forum_id=2#45557209)