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What would your teenage self think if they saw your average workday as an adult?

I can't believe I opted for a life where I sit at a computer...
Ivory business firm patrolman
  11/29/22
Soo CR
Godawful queen of the night principal's office
  11/29/22
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ocher meetinghouse
  11/29/22
He'd be amazed at how fast internet speeds have gotten &...
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Apoplectic piazza
  11/29/22
Teenage me wanted to either develop video games or be a vide...
french milk institution
  11/29/22
This thread isn't for well adjusted poasters. Kindly see you...
Ivory business firm patrolman
  11/29/22
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thriller flatulent degenerate dilemma
  11/29/22
He's think it was 180 I can leave the office whenever I want...
Vermilion stimulating ticket booth juggernaut
  11/29/22
Exactly.
french milk institution
  11/29/22
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Bat-shit-crazy sick boistinker
  11/29/22
As a kid, did you think you would end up in prison or someth...
Sinister gay wizard state
  11/29/22
If that's your reaction to this then you truly have no idea ...
Bat-shit-crazy sick boistinker
  11/29/22
I guess not. Seems like very low expectations. Whatever, I'm...
Sinister gay wizard state
  11/29/22
Lots of bros work in environments where the break time is re...
Bat-shit-crazy sick boistinker
  11/29/22
I was fired by a big box retailer because I punched in more ...
french milk institution
  11/29/22
I'm just putting myself in the mind of myself as a teenager....
Vermilion stimulating ticket booth juggernaut
  11/29/22
he’d marvel at how little i do. it would relieve the a...
odious crusty deer antler
  11/29/22
180, what do you do?
Ivory business firm patrolman
  11/29/22
inhouse
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  11/29/22
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Startling Address
  11/30/22
id get a hi-five and a Facebook friend invite which I would ...
Trip Locus
  11/29/22
Wow i get to "WFH" every day?
Hideous azure newt gunner
  11/29/22
"Holy fuck this guy's good at screens"
Narrow-minded Station
  11/29/22
"wait, you get paid how much to talk to people on a, wh...
black irradiated athletic conference roommate
  11/29/22
"nice, this guy fucks"
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  11/29/22
I'm a millionaire who works from home and afford as many hoo...
Bat-shit-crazy sick boistinker
  11/29/22
I remember thinking it was a huge deal when I had 1k in savi...
ruby elastic band hall
  11/29/22
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cyan contagious pistol market
  11/29/22
How do you take it home? The $1K per day, I mean. Is it li...
Vermilion stimulating ticket booth juggernaut
  11/29/22
You are the lamest poaster by a huge margin
ruby elastic band hall
  11/29/22
I haven’t worked in like over a year iirc
diverse ceo
  11/29/22
“Why doesn’t he fight back?”
Rebellious Fantasy-prone Weed Whacker
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  11/30/22
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  11/30/22
“yeah, work sucks, no shit. more importantly, where&rs...
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  11/29/22
If teenage me showed up one day Back to the Future 2 style, ...
Deep factory reset button
  11/29/22
Teenager is kind of old not to have some basic understanding...
Drunken locale
  11/29/22
Lmao. As a teenager, i thought all lolyers lived a glamorous...
Hideous azure newt gunner
  11/29/22
I understood I'd be working in an office. I guess I didn't i...
Ivory business firm patrolman
  11/29/22
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ruby elastic band hall
  11/29/22
just three more decades to go!
Comical Bipolar Location
  11/30/22
"You don't have to go to an office or anything? Sweet ...
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"you lazy fuck we were supposed to make something of ou...
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  11/29/22
"they"? gbti
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  11/29/22
i would be ecstatic. imagine telling a kid "alright, so...
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  11/30/22
"Why did you start your work day by watching proceeding...
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Date: November 29th, 2022 3:52 PM
Author: Ivory business firm patrolman

I can't believe I opted for a life where I sit at a computer typing into documents or emails from morning until night and that's what I'll do with the bulk of my life holy fucking shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244079&forum_id=2#45559853)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 3:52 PM
Author: Godawful queen of the night principal's office

Soo CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244079&forum_id=2#45559856)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 6:43 PM
Author: ocher meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244079&forum_id=2#45560555)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 3:52 PM
Author: Excitant Fiercely-loyal Skinny Woman

He'd be amazed at how fast internet speeds have gotten && wonder why I don't just play FPS games all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244079&forum_id=2#45559857)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 3:52 PM
Author: bespoke provocative plaza cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244079&forum_id=2#45559859)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 3:52 PM
Author: Apoplectic piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244079&forum_id=2#45559858)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 3:57 PM
Author: french milk institution

Teenage me wanted to either develop video games or be a video game tester, and he was extremely concerned about having enough time to lift weights and play video games when working a full time job.

He would be pleasantly surprised that he can work out pretty much every day, and has free time but doesn’t want to play video games but spends it on his kids, cool hobbies, and spending time with his pretty good looking late 30’s wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244079&forum_id=2#45559878)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 3:58 PM
Author: Ivory business firm patrolman

This thread isn't for well adjusted poasters. Kindly see yourself out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244079&forum_id=2#45559883)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 4:51 PM
Author: thriller flatulent degenerate dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244079&forum_id=2#45560124)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 4:01 PM
Author: Vermilion stimulating ticket booth juggernaut

He's think it was 180 I can leave the office whenever I want and walk around or take a shit and I don't have to punch out or anything like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244079&forum_id=2#45559897)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 4:25 PM
Author: french milk institution

Exactly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244079&forum_id=2#45560020)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 4:29 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy sick boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244079&forum_id=2#45560040)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 4:32 PM
Author: Sinister gay wizard state

As a kid, did you think you would end up in prison or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244079&forum_id=2#45560050)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 4:35 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy sick boistinker

If that's your reaction to this then you truly have no idea how proles live

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244079&forum_id=2#45560065)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 4:40 PM
Author: Sinister gay wizard state

I guess not. Seems like very low expectations. Whatever, I'm not judging.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244079&forum_id=2#45560089)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 4:50 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy sick boistinker

Lots of bros work in environments where the break time is regulated, they can't just go piss when they feel like it, and they have to punch in and out of a clock.

To prevent clock fraud by having your buddy clock in or your enemy clock you out, by the way, the modern trend is for time clocks to work on a fingerprint scanner basis. So GC already has your prints and can get them any time from your employer HeHe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244079&forum_id=2#45560120)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 7:50 PM
Author: french milk institution

I was fired by a big box retailer because I punched in more than 5 minutes late (6-7 minutes late) for 3 shifts in a 2-week period

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244079&forum_id=2#45560772)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 4:56 PM
Author: Vermilion stimulating ticket booth juggernaut

I'm just putting myself in the mind of myself as a teenager. Those were the kinds of jobs I had back then. At a restaurant where I worked, dishwashers were supposed to punch out before we took a shit. One time I forgot to punch out and then was on the shitter when I realized that I had forgotten. It occurred to me while I was sitting there shitting that my employer was actually paying for me to shit. I thought that was the greatest thing ever. I was a goofy kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244079&forum_id=2#45560158)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 4:02 PM
Author: odious crusty deer antler

he’d marvel at how little i do. it would relieve the anxiety he had that he wouldn’t know how to “work” or be able to “work” all day for 5 days a week. he may not “get” the poasting thing that consumes so much of his time at first but i bet he’d pick up on it pretty quickly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244079&forum_id=2#45559904)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 4:04 PM
Author: Ivory business firm patrolman

180, what do you do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244079&forum_id=2#45559911)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 4:52 PM
Author: odious crusty deer antler

inhouse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244079&forum_id=2#45560136)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 12:47 AM
Author: Hateful peach library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244079&forum_id=2#45562179)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 11:45 AM
Author: Comical Bipolar Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244079&forum_id=2#45563711)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 11:59 AM
Author: Startling Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244079&forum_id=2#45563803)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 4:04 PM
Author: Trip Locus

id get a hi-five and a Facebook friend invite which I would immediately ignore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244079&forum_id=2#45559913)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 4:04 PM
Author: Hideous azure newt gunner

Wow i get to "WFH" every day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244079&forum_id=2#45559914)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 4:05 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Station

"Holy fuck this guy's good at screens"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244079&forum_id=2#45559920)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 4:05 PM
Author: black irradiated athletic conference roommate

"wait, you get paid how much to talk to people on a, what did you call this, a racist internet forum? do you do lawyer stuff?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244079&forum_id=2#45559922)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 4:05 PM
Author: submissive orchestra pit

"nice, this guy fucks"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244079&forum_id=2#45559926)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 4:06 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy sick boistinker

I'm a millionaire who works from home and afford as many hookers as I like. Things went better than teenage me could have possibly hoped for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244079&forum_id=2#45559931)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 4:08 PM
Author: ruby elastic band hall

I remember thinking it was a huge deal when I had 1k in savings (I am prole). Now I make more than 1k per day take home, so I'm sure that would blow my mind. But younger me would still probably be very depressed over my job. They really don't I still in kids what "working" actually looks like. I would've done so many other things if I had known.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244079&forum_id=2#45559950)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 4:47 PM
Author: cyan contagious pistol market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244079&forum_id=2#45560109)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 4:58 PM
Author: Vermilion stimulating ticket booth juggernaut

How do you take it home? The $1K per day, I mean. Is it like cash in a brown paper bag or what.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244079&forum_id=2#45560162)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 6:45 PM
Author: ruby elastic band hall

You are the lamest poaster by a huge margin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244079&forum_id=2#45560564)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 4:26 PM
Author: diverse ceo

I haven’t worked in like over a year iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244079&forum_id=2#45560024)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 4:27 PM
Author: Rebellious Fantasy-prone Weed Whacker

“Why doesn’t he fight back?”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244079&forum_id=2#45560029)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 4:35 PM
Author: Fragrant cuck friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244079&forum_id=2#45560068)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 5:38 PM
Author: Ivory business firm patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244079&forum_id=2#45560378)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 12:31 AM
Author: Very Tactful Big Lodge Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244079&forum_id=2#45562131)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: elite yarmulke wagecucks

fma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244079&forum_id=2#45562140)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 4:35 PM
Author: disrespectful vibrant incel mexican

“yeah, work sucks, no shit. more importantly, where’s his fucking hair?”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244079&forum_id=2#45560069)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 4:39 PM
Author: Deep factory reset button

If teenage me showed up one day Back to the Future 2 style, he would be disappointed by the lawyer part but he would understand the boredom and procrastination well and still recognize himself in that. He’d be very disappointed to learn that XO is the best the internet has to offer as a distraction. But more than anything he’d be completely obsessed with internet porn and shocked by how easy and cost effective it is to get high end hookers, delighted that weed is legal, and he’d be irate that I got married and would be plotting the murder of my wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244079&forum_id=2#45560083)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 4:47 PM
Author: Drunken locale

Teenager is kind of old not to have some basic understanding that most people end up in office jobs he would find boring.

Teenage me would probably be pleasantly surprised by my paycheck/house/car, amazed that I’m not bored all day and actually find my job interesting, and marvel at the good looking wife he’ll land in the future. That’s not to say I’m living the CSLG life but the things I thought I wanted to do as a career when I was a teenager I knew didn’t pay very much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244079&forum_id=2#45560111)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 4:54 PM
Author: Hideous azure newt gunner

Lmao. As a teenager, i thought all lolyers lived a glamorous life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244079&forum_id=2#45560148)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 4:58 PM
Author: Ivory business firm patrolman

I understood I'd be working in an office. I guess I didn't internalize the reality of sitting alone in a room simply trying to keep up with responding to emails and changing words in the world's most boring documents with barely any human interaction and what that would do to my psyche over a decade.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244079&forum_id=2#45560163)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 5:04 PM
Author: ruby elastic band hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244079&forum_id=2#45560198)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 12:00 PM
Author: Comical Bipolar Location

just three more decades to go!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244079&forum_id=2#45563806)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 6:47 PM
Author: cracking gas station toilet seat

"You don't have to go to an office or anything? Sweet gig, Chief."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244079&forum_id=2#45560577)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 7:36 PM
Author: Tantric chestnut bbw field

"you lazy fuck we were supposed to make something of ourselves"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244079&forum_id=2#45560718)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 7:37 PM
Author: mind-boggling naked property chad

"they"?

gbti

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244079&forum_id=2#45560719)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 11:50 AM
Author: mustard vengeful parlour feces

i would be ecstatic. imagine telling a kid "alright, so you basically do what you do now, except with enormous amounts of money in a countryside estate with hot traps and women urgently tending to your every need".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244079&forum_id=2#45563736)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 12:22 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy sick boistinker

"Why did you start your work day by watching proceedings in an Indiana criminal court?"

"Look, kid, it would take too long to explain. The important thing is we maed it."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244079&forum_id=2#45563976)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 12:24 PM
Author: ruby elastic band hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244079&forum_id=2#45564003)