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Did you notice all US MNT team members look and sound like Trevor Noah?

All are mulatto, shitty weird goatee facial hair, puffy Patr...
alcoholic high-end brunch
  12/05/22
Because normal American blacks don't play soccer. They have...
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  12/05/22
titcr. you have to grow up in soccer culture to ever be good...
Sepia Geriatric Locus Feces
  12/05/22
Lol at soccer cucks
Multi-colored Stubborn Parlour Half-breed
  12/06/22
it also requires a complete different set of skills (most no...
Sinister garrison
  12/06/22
and, interestingly, our goalie picked up the sport very late...
Greedy queen of the night pit
  12/06/22
didn't know that. how late did Turner start soccer? I think ...
Sinister garrison
  12/06/22
right, when people say lebron or whomever wouldnt be a great...
Sepia Geriatric Locus Feces
  12/06/22
that said, barry sanders definitely would have been the goat...
Sepia Geriatric Locus Feces
  12/06/22
picked it up i think junior or soph yr of hs. he walked on t...
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  12/06/22
i think that 5 members are dual nats: Antonee Robinson (Fulh...
Greedy queen of the night pit
  12/06/22
Reyna and Ferreira came up in the US systems though. So the...
Ruddy balding bawdyhouse
  12/06/22
we need to identify top Euro and South American youth player...
Sinister garrison
  12/06/22
"Pulisic, Adams, and Weston are the best players are th...
Greedy queen of the night pit
  12/06/22
Pulisic was signed by Dortmund at 16 but was already a top p...
Ruddy balding bawdyhouse
  12/07/22
tyft
Greedy queen of the night pit
  12/07/22
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the “average” American will look like this by mi...
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I don’t understand why we can’t find more Mexica...
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They're not good at soccer
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Their soccer team is even worse than ours.
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Guy from my HS was ok as baseketball but not recruited so st...
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Date: December 5th, 2022 11:04 PM
Author: alcoholic high-end brunch

All are mulatto, shitty weird goatee facial hair, puffy Patrick Mahomes-esque hairstyle. And many are dual citizens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248032&forum_id=2#45591560)



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Date: December 5th, 2022 11:05 PM
Author: Flushed razzle double fault trailer park

Because normal American blacks don't play soccer. They have to go find half-German guys who grew up in Europe and shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248032&forum_id=2#45591566)



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Date: December 5th, 2022 11:08 PM
Author: Sepia Geriatric Locus Feces

titcr. you have to grow up in soccer culture to ever be good (at the elite professional level).

cant pick it up in high school bc you washed out of basketball or something



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248032&forum_id=2#45591587)



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Date: December 6th, 2022 12:18 AM
Author: Multi-colored Stubborn Parlour Half-breed

Lol at soccer cucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248032&forum_id=2#45591883)



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Date: December 6th, 2022 12:39 AM
Author: Sinister garrison

it also requires a complete different set of skills (most notably using your feet to move the ball) than all other major US sports (which involve hand-eye coordination). Like learning a foreign language, if you don't develop those skills early in life, it's very difficult to do it later. This also explains why the US actually has decent homegrown goalkeepers who are capable of playing for European powerhouse clubs as it's the one position that requires an athleticism and skills similar to traditional American sports.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248032&forum_id=2#45591993)



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Date: December 6th, 2022 12:40 AM
Author: Greedy queen of the night pit

and, interestingly, our goalie picked up the sport very late and has done very well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248032&forum_id=2#45591999)



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Date: December 6th, 2022 12:41 AM
Author: Sinister garrison

didn't know that. how late did Turner start soccer? I think someone like LeBron James could've been a good goaltender, too. But he would've never made it as a midfielder. They need to train guys like Allen Iverson as soon as they can start walking.

EDIT: i see from google he started at 14 in h.s. also married to a hot ex-NFL cheerleader.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248032&forum_id=2#45592004)



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Date: December 6th, 2022 12:52 AM
Author: Sepia Geriatric Locus Feces

right, when people say lebron or whomever wouldnt be a great soccer player thats not really the point.

our best soccer players could be benchwarming college defensive backs, mid-major point guards, whatever. wed have an elite team if our pool was limited to people who never made it pro in our major sports.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248032&forum_id=2#45592039)



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Date: December 6th, 2022 12:54 AM
Author: Sepia Geriatric Locus Feces

that said, barry sanders definitely would have been the goatpotus of soccer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248032&forum_id=2#45592041)



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Date: December 6th, 2022 12:54 AM
Author: shimmering deranged tanning salon lettuce

picked it up i think junior or soph yr of hs. he walked on to Fairleigh Dickinson's team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248032&forum_id=2#45592042)



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Date: December 6th, 2022 12:16 AM
Author: Motley home liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248032&forum_id=2#45591875)



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Date: December 6th, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: Greedy queen of the night pit

i think that 5 members are dual nats: Antonee Robinson (Fulham), Sergiño Dest (AC Milan), Cameron Carter-Vickers (Celtic FC), Gio Reyna (Borussia Dortmund) and Jesús Ferreira (FC Dallas).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248032&forum_id=2#45591970)



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Date: December 6th, 2022 12:59 AM
Author: Ruddy balding bawdyhouse

Reyna and Ferreira came up in the US systems though. So they don’t really count.

Musah is a true dual nat.

Pulisic, Adams, and Weston are the best players are they are pure USA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248032&forum_id=2#45592064)



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Date: December 6th, 2022 1:11 AM
Author: Sinister garrison

we need to identify top Euro and South American youth players, bribe their parents and fabricate some Hawaii birth certificates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248032&forum_id=2#45592097)



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Date: December 6th, 2022 10:04 AM
Author: Greedy queen of the night pit

"Pulisic, Adams, and Weston are the best players are they are pure USA."

i'm not arguing the dual nat issue but didn't Pulisic move to Germany for high school and McKennie says that his few years in Germany were key for him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248032&forum_id=2#45592818)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 1:13 AM
Author: Ruddy balding bawdyhouse

Pulisic was signed by Dortmund at 16 but was already a top prospect developed by American system. His dad was a pro indoor player in the USA and his mom played at GWU. He does have a Croatian passport which allowed him to sign at 16.

I think Weston spent a little time in Germany as a kid but generally also developed in the USA through FC Dallas.

Adams came up through NYRB. He grew up with his white mom and his white stepdad who was British and has played some highish level soccer back in Britain. Had a big influence on Adams.

Reyna of course is the son of one of USMNT’s most well-known players of all time. His mom also played for the USWNT.

Aaronson came up through Philadelphia Union. His younger brother did as well and just transferred to Germany. Younger brother will be better than older hopefully.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248032&forum_id=2#45597542)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 4:24 PM
Author: Greedy queen of the night pit

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248032&forum_id=2#45600266)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 6:30 PM
Author: Ruddy balding bawdyhouse

More facts added above

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248032&forum_id=2#45600823)



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Date: December 6th, 2022 1:14 AM
Author: Charcoal hairraiser indian lodge azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248032&forum_id=2#45592107)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 1:31 AM
Author: Sapphire set

the “average” American will look like this by mid century

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248032&forum_id=2#45597575)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 6:16 PM
Author: boyish office affirmative action

I don’t understand why we can’t find more Mexicans for this team; we have fucking millions of them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248032&forum_id=2#45600771)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: fluffy windowlicker therapy

They're not good at soccer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248032&forum_id=2#45600774)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: Flushed razzle double fault trailer park



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Date: December 7th, 2022 6:24 PM
Author: scarlet trip institution party of the first part



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Date: December 7th, 2022 6:18 PM
Author: Flushed razzle double fault trailer park

Their soccer team is even worse than ours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248032&forum_id=2#45600778)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 6:19 PM
Author: Racy point

Guy from my HS was ok as baseketball but not recruited so started playing goalie his last year. Went to a DI school and played MLS. No one in the US cares about soccer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248032&forum_id=2#45600788)