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Shitlaw boss won a jury trial by just talking nonsense (not flame)

One of the most masterful closings I’ve ever seen. ...
insecure useless brakes hissy fit
  01/03/23
https://voca.ro/1kMupPXias0T
aromatic pisswyrm coffee pot
  01/03/23
Laughing my fuckin ass off
insecure useless brakes hissy fit
  01/03/23
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Holy shit
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  01/04/23
alright, im a tranny advocate now
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anyone still doubt that trannies are men?
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  01/04/23
everyone in this story is male. im also a top. we might as w...
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  01/04/23
so you agree that you’re a man? cool
Flirting pink knife set
  01/04/23
(1d being perceiving a cross-section of a 2d plane) yes
aromatic pisswyrm coffee pot
  01/04/23
It’s not that deep. You’re just a man.
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more than u are, yes
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrux3ot6eLI
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SBF just retained “Butter & Bread LLP,” 180
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The story had me at first but lost me without a plot.
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QUotemo positivity
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The best trial attorneys I've ever seen (both prosbros and d...
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it's funny listening to eggheads talk about jury shit when t...
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when i was in law school we had a bunch of inner city kids a...
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:27 PM
Author: insecure useless brakes hissy fit

One of the most masterful closings I’ve ever seen.

He started off by saying “in every hood story, there’s the snake, the rat, the cat and the dog.”

He went through each witness and categorized him as the snake and the rat. Then in a ballsy move called the victim the cat. And the defendant is the dog. He said “is he the king? Hell yeah. Does he do illegal shit? Hell yeah. Is he the boss? Hell yeah. Is the the dog? You bet. Does the dog need to waste his time and his freedom to put down the cat? No way and the evidence showed that there might be a bigger cat out there that killed (Williams) but it sure as hell wasn’t the dog. The dog has better things to do. And for that reason I ask that you find the defendant not guilty of all charges.”

The jury’s jaw dropped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45736855)



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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:39 PM
Author: aromatic pisswyrm coffee pot

https://voca.ro/1kMupPXias0T

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45736910)



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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:41 PM
Author: insecure useless brakes hissy fit

Laughing my fuckin ass off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45736920)



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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:43 PM
Author: sepia elite candlestick maker location

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45736930)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:34 AM
Author: insecure useless brakes hissy fit

Holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45738950)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:46 AM
Author: copper french university turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45738951)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:24 AM
Author: Bright Erotic Rehab Weed Whacker

alright, im a tranny advocate now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45738975)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:35 AM
Author: Flirting pink knife set

anyone still doubt that trannies are men?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45738984)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:10 AM
Author: aromatic pisswyrm coffee pot

everyone in this story is male. im also a top. we might as well assume all xo poas are women from ur poasting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739057)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:39 AM
Author: Flirting pink knife set

so you agree that you’re a man? cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739106)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:40 AM
Author: aromatic pisswyrm coffee pot

(1d being perceiving a cross-section of a 2d plane) yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739112)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:56 AM
Author: Flirting pink knife set

It’s not that deep. You’re just a man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739151)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:57 AM
Author: aromatic pisswyrm coffee pot

more than u are, yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739155)



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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:48 PM
Author: walnut reading party

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#46206733)



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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:42 PM
Author: aromatic pisswyrm coffee pot



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 2:52 AM
Author: bearded alpha quadroon



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 3:12 AM
Author: copper french university turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47603607)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 7:55 AM
Author: Bright Erotic Rehab Weed Whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47620711)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:39 AM
Author: Domesticated deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47620846)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:04 AM
Author: Green cuckoldry mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47620946)



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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:28 PM
Author: scarlet forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45736856)



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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:29 PM
Author: tan frum dilemma keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45736859)



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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:31 PM
Author: aromatic pisswyrm coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45736872)



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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:38 PM
Author: aromatic pisswyrm coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45736908)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:01 AM
Author: chocolate histrionic trump supporter degenerate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrux3ot6eLI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739167)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:59 AM
Author: Zippy jewess

SBF just retained “Butter & Bread LLP,” 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739289)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:05 AM
Author: harsh passionate field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739308)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 4:53 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Sick Private Investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47603641)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:02 AM
Author: Exciting burgundy stage mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739301)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:11 AM
Author: Fuchsia fanboi

The story had me at first but lost me without a plot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739348)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:26 AM
Author: submissive unholy jap heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739457)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:53 AM
Author: scarlet forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739630)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:36 PM
Author: scarlet forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45742027)



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Date: January 6th, 2023 10:54 AM
Author: scarlet forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45750389)



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Date: January 24th, 2023 1:53 PM
Author: scarlet forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45835222)



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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:24 PM
Author: scarlet forum



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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:43 PM
Author: Trip idiotic windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47219260)



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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:00 PM
Author: scarlet forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47376237)



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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:01 PM
Author: tan frum dilemma keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47376245)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:55 AM
Author: scarlet forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47603827)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:57 AM
Author: naked diverse goyim organic girlfriend

Shit thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47603834)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:58 AM
Author: scarlet forum

QUotemo positivity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47603842)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:00 AM
Author: big theater



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:44 AM
Author: Frozen Sickened Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47604038)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:48 AM
Author: harsh passionate field

(rat)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47604053)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: Wonderful rusted legend office



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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:31 AM
Author: Wonderful rusted legend office

The best trial attorneys I've ever seen (both prosbros and defbros) all do stuff like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47620822)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:07 AM
Author: Bright Erotic Rehab Weed Whacker

it's funny listening to eggheads talk about jury shit when the most successful trial attorneys are just charismatic bros. also so much of trial and legal theory is about a "reasonable jury" when they're fucking retarded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47620882)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:55 AM
Author: Frozen Sickened Feces

when i was in law school we had a bunch of inner city kids as the jury in this trial advocacy class i took. my side won the case and the jury all said they were on the fence until they heard my closing argument. the other side iirc was going on and on about the legal standard (i think it was a defamation case) but i did some tv lawyer bullshit where i just talked about other bs and "fairness" and whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47620919)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:02 AM
Author: Bright Erotic Rehab Weed Whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47620938)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:26 AM
Author: harsh passionate field

(slimshadymantp)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47621001)