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Shitlaw boss won a jury trial by just talking nonsense (not flame)

One of the most masterful closings I’ve ever seen. ...
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  01/03/23
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Laughing my fuckin ass off
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(1d being perceiving a cross-section of a 2d plane) yes
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It’s not that deep. You’re just a man.
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more than u are, yes
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:27 PM
Author: Comical Main People

One of the most masterful closings I’ve ever seen.

He started off by saying “in every hood story, there’s the snake, the rat, the cat and the dog.”

He went through each witness and categorized him as the snake and the rat. Then in a ballsy move called the victim the cat. And the defendant is the dog. He said “is he the king? Hell yeah. Does he do illegal shit? Hell yeah. Is he the boss? Hell yeah. Is the the dog? You bet. Does the dog need to waste his time and his freedom to put down the cat? No way and the evidence showed that there might be a bigger cat out there that killed (Williams) but it sure as hell wasn’t the dog. The dog has better things to do. And for that reason I ask that you find the defendant not guilty of all charges.”

The jury’s jaw dropped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#45736855)



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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:39 PM
Author: Talented outnumbered pit

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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:41 PM
Author: Comical Main People

Laughing my fuckin ass off

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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:43 PM
Author: Wild hyperventilating depressive

180

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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:34 AM
Author: Comical Main People

Holy shit

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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:46 AM
Author: Sapphire set



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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:24 AM
Author: Low-t shrine

alright, im a tranny advocate now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#45738975)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:35 AM
Author: mustard house-broken library multi-billionaire

anyone still doubt that trannies are men?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#45738984)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:10 AM
Author: Talented outnumbered pit

everyone in this story is male. im also a top. we might as well assume all xo poas are women from ur poasting

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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:39 AM
Author: mustard house-broken library multi-billionaire

so you agree that you’re a man? cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#45739106)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:40 AM
Author: Talented outnumbered pit

(1d being perceiving a cross-section of a 2d plane) yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#45739112)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:56 AM
Author: mustard house-broken library multi-billionaire

It’s not that deep. You’re just a man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#45739151)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:57 AM
Author: Talented outnumbered pit

more than u are, yes

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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:48 PM
Author: underhanded market

180

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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:42 PM
Author: Talented outnumbered pit



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 2:52 AM
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 3:12 AM
Author: Sapphire set



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Date: April 30th, 2024 7:55 AM
Author: Low-t shrine



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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:39 AM
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:04 AM
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:28 PM
Author: provocative amber school black woman



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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:29 PM
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:31 PM
Author: Talented outnumbered pit



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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:38 PM
Author: Talented outnumbered pit



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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:01 AM
Author: Contagious alcoholic place of business center

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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:59 AM
Author: Diverse church really tough guy

SBF just retained “Butter & Bread LLP,” 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#45739289)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:05 AM
Author: Spectacular Light Stead Coldplay Fan



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 4:53 AM
Author: Disrespectful idiot



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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:02 AM
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:11 AM
Author: Out-of-control voyeur gunner

The story had me at first but lost me without a plot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#45739348)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:26 AM
Author: exciting potus halford



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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:53 AM
Author: provocative amber school black woman



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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:36 PM
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Date: January 6th, 2023 10:54 AM
Author: provocative amber school black woman



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Date: January 24th, 2023 1:53 PM
Author: provocative amber school black woman



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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:24 PM
Author: provocative amber school black woman



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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:43 PM
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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:00 PM
Author: provocative amber school black woman



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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:01 PM
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:55 AM
Author: provocative amber school black woman



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:57 AM
Author: Apoplectic ultramarine ticket booth headpube

Shit thread

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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:58 AM
Author: provocative amber school black woman

QUotemo positivity

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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:00 AM
Author: Slate self-centered state



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:44 AM
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:48 AM
Author: Spectacular Light Stead Coldplay Fan

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Date: April 23rd, 2024 11:05 AM
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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:31 AM
Author: Odious citrine genital piercing theater

The best trial attorneys I've ever seen (both prosbros and defbros) all do stuff like this

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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:07 AM
Author: Low-t shrine

it's funny listening to eggheads talk about jury shit when the most successful trial attorneys are just charismatic bros. also so much of trial and legal theory is about a "reasonable jury" when they're fucking retarded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#47620882)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:55 AM
Author: Trip lilac trailer park candlestick maker

when i was in law school we had a bunch of inner city kids as the jury in this trial advocacy class i took. my side won the case and the jury all said they were on the fence until they heard my closing argument. the other side iirc was going on and on about the legal standard (i think it was a defamation case) but i did some tv lawyer bullshit where i just talked about other bs and "fairness" and whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#47620919)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:02 AM
Author: Low-t shrine



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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:26 AM
Author: Spectacular Light Stead Coldplay Fan

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