I can see it in your eyes.You don't have a single fucking offer.
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Date: November 21st, 2006 4:37 PM Author: Tripping Ruddy Range
I see you every time you walk down the halls. You recover from your zombie-like trance just long enough to avert your eyes away from mine. The semester has worn you down and what do you have to show for it? You are a stump of a man.
You hope I don't start up a conversation with you because you know it will lead to the inevitable. That talk and pitter patter about plans for the summer. Great summer plans of getting wined and dined in some far off city. Great plans of meeting new people and getting paid to do nothing. Because you didn't get a single fucking offer. And I can see the pain in your eyes.
I had more callbacks than you had first-interviews. I had more offers than the number of firms who would even deign to look at you twice. I've been to more cities in 4 weeks than you or your grandchildren will ever set foot in during their entire lives. Chicago, New York, LA. I can tell you which airlines fly from which terminals and how many feet you have to walk to get to the 6:50 flight to LaGuardia from the 5:30 flight from O'Hare. I've had more money thrown at me on a single dinner than you spent on food in an entire month. Because you had heard about the stories of excess. And they wouldn't even let you glance inside the window.
For me, normalcy begins again when I write my last exam for my last final of this semester. But for you, it never begins. I see you in the library paging through your casebook. I see you rush to each of your classes: a sense of urgency in the way you move. Because you lost the 1L race, and you'd like to move just a little faster for the 2L one.
I'm sorry my friend, but the life of the law is not only the life of the mind, it is the life of the mob. And to the mob, I cast my body thereupon.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531222&forum_id=2#7042983) |
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Date: November 21st, 2006 5:00 PM Author: Lascivious field
And you're full of shit. If you're flying from Laguardia to Chicago, you're coming via Midway.
Dumbass.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531222&forum_id=2#7043098) |
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Date: November 21st, 2006 9:42 PM Author: Gold glittery location
"And you're full of shit. If you're flying from Laguardia to Chicago, you're coming via Midway."
Perhaps you should read the OP again.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531222&forum_id=2#7044744) |
Date: November 21st, 2006 7:03 PM Author: Exciting Newt Subject: Yes I was offer PWN3ED but....
Fair enough. you'll make more out of the gate.
This summer, while I'll be lucky to collect a measly $5k, you'll be bringing in $25k. It will suck, because we're all living on credit now in law school and $20k would be pretty fucking cool to have (remember it's all relative perspective).
But I have another plan. I'll go work in the financial sector, a counsel's office, something in the biz world where they are not so obsessed with the fact that I was not 10%, LR material. A place where my frat boy personality, which intimidates the shit out of Eugene & Herschel the partners, will serve me well. A place where your ability to bag poon at the bar and dominate other people is more important than your ability to churn out useless paper for schmucks and wimps.
If you don't burn out and become a blogger or a vegan food critic for the Village Voice, I'll be there waiting. You see, for the parasitic profession that is biglaw to thrive, it needs clients. Clients in the business world. People like me. If you want to make partner, you have to get those clients (unless you just want to be a $300k counsel billing monkey for the rest of your life, or go into something obscure like tax).
Then you'll come crawling back, begging me for some business. Of course I will laugh, remembering your proud strutting at 23, thinking you were such a swinging dick Johnny. How you showed off that neato blackberry the firm let you keep from the summer. I should be bitter and tell you to fuck off. But I won't. I will probably throw you something, since it's the good guys like me that rise to the top of the business world, and the neurotic, little men like you that make partner. Besides, I'll enjoy seeing you grovel.
At least this is what I tell myself right now so I can sleep at night.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531222&forum_id=2#7043918) |
Date: November 21st, 2006 10:16 PM Author: Domesticated business firm cuck
This is the longest post I've ever seen you write.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531222&forum_id=2#7044932) |
Date: November 21st, 2006 10:22 PM Author: razzle-dazzle weed whacker telephone
WGWAG?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531222&forum_id=2#7044974) |
Date: November 21st, 2006 11:41 PM Author: Awkward Stage Azn
This is one of those posts we're going to have to bump every year.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531222&forum_id=2#7045478) |
Date: November 21st, 2006 11:43 PM Author: chrome out-of-control crackhouse
nice!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531222&forum_id=2#7045489) |
Date: November 21st, 2006 11:54 PM Author: chartreuse kitchen roast beef
You're really maturing as a poster.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531222&forum_id=2#7045588) |
Date: November 21st, 2006 11:57 PM Author: startling cruise ship regret
not really an issue at my top 20 school. only about 25% have offers so the vast majority understand its normal to NOT have offers. here, we 'see it in your eyes' that you have an offer, and hate you. and don't invite you to our parties.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531222&forum_id=2#7045613) |
Date: November 21st, 2006 11:58 PM Author: trip trust fund
"I had more callbacks than you had first-interviews."
pre-screened OCI? awww, poor poor azn, he does not go to an elite school. :(
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531222&forum_id=2#7045621) |
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Date: November 28th, 2006 8:48 PM Author: Costumed Gaped House
this was my thought too.
no, azn, we select the law firms we want to do screener interviews with, not vice versa.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531222&forum_id=2#7089023) |
Date: November 22nd, 2006 2:48 AM Author: fluffy mauve church
::runs home and cries::
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531222&forum_id=2#7046577) |
Date: November 22nd, 2006 9:46 AM Author: Peach medicated idiot state
you guys are idiots if you think he really wrote this
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531222&forum_id=2#7047197) |
Date: November 22nd, 2006 10:07 AM Author: mildly autistic wrinkle step-uncle's house
aznazn reborn=174=ici li?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531222&forum_id=2#7047256) |
Date: November 22nd, 2006 10:11 AM Author: flickering prole
"I've been to more cities in 4 weeks than you or your grandchildren will ever set foot in during their entire lives. Chicago, New York, LA."
This is one of the best things i have read on the board in, well, 4 weeks.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531222&forum_id=2#7047270) |
Date: November 22nd, 2006 5:01 PM Author: Splenetic faggotry
What a loser.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531222&forum_id=2#7049590) |
Date: November 22nd, 2006 6:52 PM Author: Crimson heady whorehouse
weren't you saying that you didn't have any offers?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531222&forum_id=2#7050205) |
Date: November 23rd, 2006 1:29 PM Author: Cerebral Bossy Karate
somehow i feel like the OP is the perfect summation of the XOXO experience.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531222&forum_id=2#7054718) |
Date: November 28th, 2006 5:29 PM Author: Tripping Ruddy Range
ha! a group of them walked by today
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531222&forum_id=2#7087631) |
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Date: November 28th, 2006 5:35 PM Author: Awkward Stage Azn
Ha! Do you go to my school?
I saw a 3L like this. Nothing really out of the ordinary in his appearance or demeanor, but there was still this unmistakeable aura. And then, of course, he had "the look" in his eyes.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531222&forum_id=2#7087666) |
Date: December 6th, 2006 10:31 PM Author: Vivacious community account plaza
IT'S NOT ANY MORE SUBTLE TO BUMP OUR THREADS BY POSTING IN THE MIDDLE OF THEM YOU RETARDED TOOLBAG
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531222&forum_id=2#7157694) |
Date: December 6th, 2006 10:34 PM Author: Carnelian faggot firefighter hell
shit that's SO me!! oh well. i should just bugger off for a vacation somewhere. now that i know my rightful place and you know yours, you can set your eyes elsewhere. that's right. pressure's off now. always will be. goodbye.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531222&forum_id=2#7157720) |
Date: December 11th, 2006 11:50 PM Author: razzmatazz frozen space
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531222&forum_id=2#7199395) |
Date: December 13th, 2006 2:42 PM Author: razzmatazz frozen space
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531222&forum_id=2#7211398) |
Date: December 15th, 2006 2:32 AM Author: rose thirsty half-breed
Definitive proof azn is 174?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531222&forum_id=2#7225296) |
Date: December 15th, 2006 2:37 AM Author: Startled Institution Partner
"I can tell you which airlines fly from which terminals and how many feet you have to walk to get to the 6:50 flight to LaGuardia from the 5:30 flight from O'Hare."
This doesn't make sense. You're flying from O'Hare to LaGuardia through a third airport? And the flight from O'Hare to that airport took maybe an hour?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531222&forum_id=2#7225328) |
Date: December 15th, 2006 2:42 AM Author: chrome out-of-control crackhouse
i have an offer from a small firm in los angeles. i'll be practicing wills and trusts law with a family friend. i won't be making market (or anywhere near market, for that matter), but money doesn't concern me. my true passion is luring unsuspecting old people into the office parking lot, located 3 floors below ground level, where i club them mercilessly until they expire.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531222&forum_id=2#7225352) |
Date: December 18th, 2006 6:05 AM Author: razzmatazz frozen space
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531222&forum_id=2#7249101) |
Date: December 20th, 2006 3:01 AM Author: razzmatazz frozen space
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531222&forum_id=2#7263997) |
Date: December 25th, 2006 11:52 PM Author: razzmatazz frozen space
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531222&forum_id=2#7294290) |
Date: January 25th, 2007 10:53 PM Author: razzmatazz frozen space
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531222&forum_id=2#7486386) |
Date: January 26th, 2007 7:41 PM Author: razzmatazz frozen space
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531222&forum_id=2#7491542) |
Date: January 26th, 2007 7:44 PM Author: razzmatazz frozen space
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531222&forum_id=2#7491549) |
Date: January 27th, 2007 9:42 PM Author: razzmatazz frozen space
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531222&forum_id=2#7497720) |
Date: January 29th, 2007 4:43 AM Author: razzmatazz frozen space
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531222&forum_id=2#7504589) |
Date: January 29th, 2007 4:10 PM Author: razzmatazz frozen space
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531222&forum_id=2#7506685) |
Date: February 8th, 2007 8:16 AM Author: razzmatazz frozen space
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531222&forum_id=2#7565675) |
Date: February 8th, 2007 11:12 AM Author: Awkward Stage Azn
This is clearly the best part:
"For me, normalcy begins again when I write my last exam for my last final of this semester. But for you, it never begins. I see you in the library paging through your casebook. I see you rush to each of your classes: a sense of urgency in the way you move. Because you lost the 1L race, and you'd like to move just a little faster for the 2L one."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531222&forum_id=2#7566036) |
Date: February 12th, 2007 1:40 AM Author: razzmatazz frozen space
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531222&forum_id=2#7587958) |
Date: February 18th, 2007 6:04 AM Author: Sexy meetinghouse
Date: November 21st, 2006 4:37 PM
Author: variazns on a theme
I see you every time you walk down the halls. You recover from your zombie-like trance just long enough to avert your eyes away from mine. The semester has worn you down and what do you have to show for it? You are a stump of a man.
You hope I don't start up a conversation with you because you know it will lead to the inevitable. That talk and pitter patter about plans for the summer. Great summer plans of getting wined and dined in some far off city. Great plans of meeting new people and getting paid to do nothing. Because you didn't get a single fucking offer. And I can see the pain in your eyes.
I had more callbacks than you had first-interviews. I had more offers than the number of firms who would even deign to look at you twice. I've been to more cities in 4 weeks than you or your grandchildren will ever set foot in during their entire lives. Chicago, New York, LA. I can tell you which airlines fly from which terminals and how many feet you have to walk to get to the 6:50 flight to LaGuardia from the 5:30 flight from O'Hare. I've had more money thrown at me on a single dinner than you spent on food in an entire month. Because you had heard about the stories of excess. And they wouldn't even let you glance inside the window.
For me, normalcy begins again when I write my last exam for my last final of this semester. But for you, it never begins. I see you in the library paging through your casebook. I see you rush to each of your classes: a sense of urgency in the way you move. Because you lost the 1L race, and you'd like to move just a little faster for the 2L one.
I'm sorry my friend, but the life of the law is not only the life of the mind, it is the life of the mob. And to the mob, I cast my body thereupon.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531222&forum_id=2#7042983)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531222&forum_id=2#7623765) |
Date: February 27th, 2007 4:53 PM Author: razzmatazz frozen space
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531222&forum_id=2#7679420) |
Date: March 10th, 2007 10:29 AM Author: razzmatazz frozen space
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531222&forum_id=2#7733256) |
Date: March 12th, 2007 2:30 AM Author: razzmatazz frozen space
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531222&forum_id=2#7741477) |
Date: March 20th, 2007 4:11 PM Author: razzmatazz frozen space
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531222&forum_id=2#7785056) |
Date: July 28th, 2007 9:20 PM Author: Aphrodisiac Principal's Office Really Tough Guy
sorry dood. probably a few months early to bump this thread.
october or november...that will be prime time.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531222&forum_id=2#8445843) |
Date: August 31st, 2007 3:56 PM Author: Awkward Stage Azn
Just a reminder that this could be YOU if you fuck up your callbacks!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531222&forum_id=2#8583095) |
Date: September 10th, 2007 10:32 AM Author: Arousing Milky Indirect Expression Rehab
Damn it, I thought this thread would apply to me if I didn\'t study hardy.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531222&forum_id=2#8622951) |
Date: October 30th, 2007 3:54 PM Author: Greedy silver knife temple
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531222&forum_id=2#8831197) |
Date: January 16th, 2008 7:34 PM Author: Marvelous church building
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531222&forum_id=2#9173883) |
Date: January 16th, 2008 7:40 PM Author: Lavender Circlehead Piazza
The part I don't get about this is why he goes on so many callbacks. Callbacks and constantly flying around the country blows. No reason to go through that if you know you'll get offered everywhere you interview.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531222&forum_id=2#9173898) |
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Date: January 16th, 2008 7:48 PM Author: Lavender Circlehead Piazza
An entire morning or afternoon of 20-30 minute interviews with different associates and partners. They are no less repetitive.
It's not a horrible experience but after 5 or so most people are pretty ready to be done with the process.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531222&forum_id=2#9173918) |
Date: October 7th, 2008 6:55 PM Author: very tactful station giraffe
More relevant than ever.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531222&forum_id=2#10236963) |
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