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Barzini's masturbation fort [picture]

http://img291.imageshack.us/my.php?image=fortbarzinivb0.png ...
Milky Roommate
  11/22/06
lol
Slippery Vigorous Sanctuary Half-breed
  10/29/07
awesome. I'm going to print it out and put it on my fridge.
shaky codepig
  11/22/06
beautiful
excitant hissy fit area
  11/22/06
There are some strategic errors (where's the moat, for examp...
Deep dilemma
  11/22/06
lol
glittery windowlicker set
  11/23/06
You captured his strong, italian jawline quite nicely.
stimulating harsh senate sweet tailpipe
  11/22/06
i figured your handwriting would look something like that
Dashing corner coldplay fan
  11/22/06
your "3" looks oddly like a n00bs "E".
adventurous hairy legs
  11/22/06
Cunni, no?
misanthropic supple gaming laptop brunch
  11/22/06
haha nice, what are the two swigglies floating around by his...
Titillating fuchsia toilet seat range
  11/22/06
jizz on the window.
Razzle-dazzle copper twinkling uncleanness quadroon
  11/22/06
titcr
Milky Roommate
  11/22/06
i actually stumbled across the blueprint and a rendering. ...
Razzle-dazzle copper twinkling uncleanness quadroon
  11/22/06
This is a diligent and hilarious contribution to the Barzini...
misanthropic supple gaming laptop brunch
  11/22/06
a true barzini connoisseur would know he thinks furniture is...
Dashing corner coldplay fan
  11/22/06
he said he had a bed. and if my pallet of items included sl...
Razzle-dazzle copper twinkling uncleanness quadroon
  11/22/06
then my name is fulano and I approve of this post
Dashing corner coldplay fan
  11/22/06
Not bad, however Barzini sleeps in a sleeping bag, not an ac...
Milky Roommate
  11/22/06
update - http://img361.imageshack.us/img361/8889/barzinifort...
Razzle-dazzle copper twinkling uncleanness quadroon
  11/22/06
lol, nice
Milky Roommate
  11/22/06
awesome. he doesn't seem to be in wireless-stealing range...
sickened red laser beams
  11/22/06
You forgot the jacuzzi
Insanely creepy very tactful den
  11/22/06
sorry.
Razzle-dazzle copper twinkling uncleanness quadroon
  11/22/06
Barzini eats only one meal a day, and it's fast food. I can...
Unholy cuckold
  11/22/06
perhaps he dragged it in from the courtyard or something lik...
Razzle-dazzle copper twinkling uncleanness quadroon
  01/08/07
Holy shit that is good. Wow.
Galvanic underhanded pit
  11/22/06
I actually laughed till i cried. well done
boyish amber stag film sex offender
  11/22/06
my stomach literally hurts
Honey-headed National Security Agency Stage
  01/08/07
So, I replicated the fort that you so painstakingly designed...
ocher doobsian striped hyena
  11/22/06
Hilarious. Deadly virus bred in jizz rag receptacle?
Hilarious Boltzmann Trump Supporter
  11/22/06
How? Did he not go grocery shopping? EDIT: It was the s...
Unholy cuckold
  11/22/06
one fucking 80 i cant stop laughing
Twinkling Alcoholic Menage
  11/22/06
lolzzzzzzzzzzz
Offensive green lay
  11/23/06
great thread
razzmatazz halford rehab
  11/22/06
Agree. Poor kid (unless incredibly elaborate flame).
trip splenetic son of senegal
  11/22/06
did you not have the pleasure of virtually meeting don barzi...
Razzle-dazzle copper twinkling uncleanness quadroon
  11/22/06
Jezus what did i miss?
Histrionic crotch corn cake
  11/22/06
dude, put that on a T shirt and I'll PayPal you $20
shaky codepig
  11/22/06
you can do it yourself for even less. http://www.cafepress.c...
Razzle-dazzle copper twinkling uncleanness quadroon
  11/22/06
Fantastic. And impenetrable.
Azure Razzle Point
  11/22/06
bemp
learning disabled irradiated heaven
  11/23/06
I can't read what it says above "Not Allowed."
violent community account
  11/23/06
"PWNED (sic) CUNNUS'"
crimson talented hospital useless brakes
  11/23/06
Higher resolution renderings may be forthcoming according to...
shivering foreskin
  12/03/06
big talker huh?
Histrionic crotch corn cake
  01/08/07
never forget.
pontificating unhinged chapel alpha
  01/08/07
We won't.
mischievous aquamarine stage
  01/29/07
I remember!
hyperactive wild partner tanning salon
  03/07/07
Everyone needs a fort.
french carmine ceo
  09/28/07
Has he upgraded by now?
Aphrodisiac chestnut locus dysfunction
  10/29/07
lol
cerebral bossy house
  06/24/08
tcb
at-the-ready location
  06/25/08


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Date: November 22nd, 2006 1:42 PM
Author: Milky Roommate

http://img291.imageshack.us/my.php?image=fortbarzinivb0.png

I was inspired by the marriage thread, so I made this in Paint using just my touchpad mouse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7048396)





Date: October 29th, 2007 3:13 AM
Author: Slippery Vigorous Sanctuary Half-breed

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#8825772)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 1:43 PM
Author: shaky codepig

awesome. I'm going to print it out and put it on my fridge.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7048398)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 1:47 PM
Author: excitant hissy fit area

beautiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7048429)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 1:50 PM
Author: Deep dilemma

There are some strategic errors (where's the moat, for example? A periscope?), as well as some design flaws that I would exploit in an attack, but on the whole for what it's meant to convey, I'll approve it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7048449)





Date: November 23rd, 2006 12:00 PM
Author: glittery windowlicker set

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7054398)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 2:23 PM
Author: stimulating harsh senate sweet tailpipe

You captured his strong, italian jawline quite nicely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7048655)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 2:27 PM
Author: Dashing corner coldplay fan

i figured your handwriting would look something like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7048690)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 2:33 PM
Author: adventurous hairy legs

your "3" looks oddly like a n00bs "E".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7048717)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 2:38 PM
Author: misanthropic supple gaming laptop brunch

Cunni, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7048760)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 2:38 PM
Author: Titillating fuchsia toilet seat range

haha nice, what are the two swigglies floating around by his head?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7048764)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 2:40 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle copper twinkling uncleanness quadroon

jizz on the window.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7048772)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:04 PM
Author: Milky Roommate

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7048922)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:21 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle copper twinkling uncleanness quadroon

i actually stumbled across the blueprint and a rendering.

http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/3451/barzinifortpl1.gif

http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/6269/barzinifortiw9.jpg

update - http://img361.imageshack.us/img361/8889/barzinifort2gh1.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049013)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:22 PM
Author: misanthropic supple gaming laptop brunch

This is a diligent and hilarious contribution to the Barzini legend. Thank you.

ps I've long considered you one of my favorite posters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049022)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:23 PM
Author: Dashing corner coldplay fan

a true barzini connoisseur would know he thinks furniture is a luxury

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049028)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:26 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle copper twinkling uncleanness quadroon

he said he had a bed. and if my pallet of items included sleeping bags and the ability to remove the sheets, i would have edited it appropriately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049049)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:27 PM
Author: Dashing corner coldplay fan

then my name is fulano and I approve of this post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049057)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:25 PM
Author: Milky Roommate

Not bad, however Barzini sleeps in a sleeping bag, not an actual bed.

Edit: I see above now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049044)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:33 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle copper twinkling uncleanness quadroon

update - http://img361.imageshack.us/img361/8889/barzinifort2gh1.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049113)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:35 PM
Author: Milky Roommate

lol, nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049124)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:35 PM
Author: sickened red laser beams

awesome.

he doesn't seem to be in wireless-stealing range of anyone though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049129)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:29 PM
Author: Insanely creepy very tactful den

You forgot the jacuzzi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049073)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:37 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle copper twinkling uncleanness quadroon

sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049144)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:54 PM
Author: Unholy cuckold

Barzini eats only one meal a day, and it's fast food. I can't see him justifying the cost of a picnic table.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049252)





Date: January 8th, 2007 6:05 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle copper twinkling uncleanness quadroon

perhaps he dragged it in from the courtyard or something like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7376751)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 10:34 PM
Author: Galvanic underhanded pit

Holy shit that is good. Wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7051540)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 11:13 PM
Author: boyish amber stag film sex offender

I actually laughed till i cried.

well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7051730)





Date: January 8th, 2007 6:08 PM
Author: Honey-headed National Security Agency Stage

my stomach literally hurts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7376767)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:25 PM
Author: ocher doobsian striped hyena

So, I replicated the fort that you so painstakingly designed in the SIMS and virtual Barzini died within 6 months. Amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049040)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:38 PM
Author: Hilarious Boltzmann Trump Supporter

Hilarious.

Deadly virus bred in jizz rag receptacle?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049158)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:54 PM
Author: Unholy cuckold

How? Did he not go grocery shopping?

EDIT: It was the socialization requirement wasn't it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049254)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 4:54 PM
Author: Twinkling Alcoholic Menage

one fucking 80

i cant stop laughing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049561)





Date: November 23rd, 2006 12:01 PM
Author: Offensive green lay

lolzzzzzzzzzzz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7054399)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:38 PM
Author: razzmatazz halford rehab

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049152)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:51 PM
Author: trip splenetic son of senegal

Agree. Poor kid (unless incredibly elaborate flame).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049236)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 6:24 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle copper twinkling uncleanness quadroon

did you not have the pleasure of virtually meeting don barzini?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7050084)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:54 PM
Author: Histrionic crotch corn cake

Jezus what did i miss?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049256)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 8:28 PM
Author: shaky codepig

dude, put that on a T shirt and I'll PayPal you $20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7050742)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 8:35 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle copper twinkling uncleanness quadroon

you can do it yourself for even less. http://www.cafepress.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7050794)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 8:36 PM
Author: Azure Razzle Point

Fantastic. And impenetrable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7050804)





Date: November 23rd, 2006 11:49 AM
Author: learning disabled irradiated heaven

bemp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7054378)





Date: November 23rd, 2006 12:39 PM
Author: violent community account

I can't read what it says above "Not Allowed."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7054490)





Date: November 23rd, 2006 1:00 PM
Author: crimson talented hospital useless brakes

"PWNED (sic) CUNNUS'"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7054536)





Date: December 3rd, 2006 10:05 PM
Author: shivering foreskin

Higher resolution renderings may be forthcoming according to sources close to the artist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7131883)





Date: January 8th, 2007 6:20 PM
Author: Histrionic crotch corn cake

big talker huh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7376811)





Date: January 8th, 2007 5:54 PM
Author: pontificating unhinged chapel alpha

never forget.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7376684)





Date: January 29th, 2007 12:40 AM
Author: mischievous aquamarine stage

We won't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7503773)





Date: March 7th, 2007 3:24 AM
Author: hyperactive wild partner tanning salon

I remember!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7721267)





Date: September 28th, 2007 12:57 AM
Author: french carmine ceo

Everyone needs a fort.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#8698946)





Date: October 29th, 2007 3:06 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac chestnut locus dysfunction

Has he upgraded by now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#8825766)





Date: June 24th, 2008 9:59 PM
Author: cerebral bossy house

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#9918328)





Date: June 25th, 2008 12:19 AM
Author: at-the-ready location

tcb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#9918656)