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went to Hooters for lunch today for the first time in YEARs. Very disappointing

Should be a pretty prime location since to my knowledge its ...
Brilliant son of senegal
  05/25/23
What wa$ the bill?
sticky church crotch
  05/25/23
Top poasting faggit
Aphrodisiac rehab prole
  05/25/23
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sticky church crotch
  05/25/23
You said you top poast to call out bitch OPs. You think D...
Aphrodisiac rehab prole
  05/25/23
sweet tea + side salad + 4 piece chicken nugs == $20 before ...
Brilliant son of senegal
  05/25/23
I don't take critiques from "men" who order chicke...
amethyst patrolman
  05/25/23
50 year old boomer ordering a salad from Hooters tp
Infuriating Scourge Upon The Earth Institution
  05/25/23
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cocky queen of the night bawdyhouse
  05/25/23
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passionate lake gunner
  05/25/23
Hooters has fallen off but your order sucks. Gotta go for th...
Massive embarrassed to the bone pozpig
  05/25/23
several nigga sheets of romaine
hairless shrine
  05/25/23
i remember their wings being so good. i'd like to go back fo...
sinister blathering really tough guy immigrant
  05/25/23
Never been in a Hooters. The appeal is kind of lost on me. I...
Lavender boyish chapel
  05/25/23
not going to lie, my latina waitress was petite with long sk...
Brilliant son of senegal
  05/25/23
Same, but I'm not too aspie to realize guys *love* talking t...
Awkward Stage Trump Supporter
  05/25/23
i had a couple of friends in college who really wanted to go...
Outnumbered Jade Locale Factory Reset Button
  05/25/23
You should have gotten carry out
ruby dragon indian lodge
  05/25/23
How was the ranch?
dashing forum
  05/25/23
what feminists did to buffalo wing breasturants was disgusti...
Stirring Hairy Legs
  05/25/23
why would a high SV woman work there when she can make 10X a...
razzle garrison
  05/25/23
hooters chicks still have their dignity
Pearl International Law Enforcement Agency
  05/25/23
lol
bisexual self-absorbed crackhouse
  05/25/23
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Marvelous market
  05/26/23
lol she must have been pissed that you ordered off the kids'...
Twinkling foreskin dilemma
  05/25/23
the food was gross man
Brilliant son of senegal
  05/25/23
I thought they used to have great wings
misunderstood emerald den rigor
  05/25/23
Hooters is by and large trash. YUGE mistake is going to o...
Comical office dingle berry
  05/25/23
National Geographics is credited. Jet black women with their...
Twinkling foreskin dilemma
  05/25/23
Why not just go to a strip club
dashing forum
  05/25/23
shittier food
Comical office dingle berry
  05/25/23
I guess it depends. The place I used to go to had excellent ...
dashing forum
  05/26/23
um, the in the OLD days they were staffed front to back with...
Wine hairraiser gaming laptop corner
  05/25/23
the only thing worse than that experience is your order. chi...
yapping excitant parlour
  05/25/23
Sorry your tendies and salad didn’t meet your expectat...
gold idiot hall
  05/25/23
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misunderstood emerald den rigor
  05/25/23
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sticky church crotch
  05/25/23
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Adulterous Vibrant Pervert Cuck
  05/25/23
Knew this would be a doodikoff thread. Really like it here
razzmatazz weed whacker
  05/25/23
In about 1999, I went to visit my cousin who lived in an apa...
stimulating purple coffee pot
  05/25/23
When I was maybe 12 or 13 I went to visit some family who li...
contagious hyperventilating corn cake
  05/25/23
Did you get a boner?
Aphrodisiac rehab prole
  05/25/23
I don't remember I'm still processing this tbh
contagious hyperventilating corn cake
  05/25/23
Holy shit lol
misunderstood emerald den rigor
  05/25/23
One of the more scarring experiences of my childhood
contagious hyperventilating corn cake
  05/25/23
by "scarring" im sure you mean "peak"
bisexual self-absorbed crackhouse
  05/25/23
That too
contagious hyperventilating corn cake
  05/26/23
"Sure, why not, I'll go" said Uncle Bob as Aunt De...
bat-shit-crazy temple
  05/25/23
...
contagious hyperventilating corn cake
  05/26/23
Back in the 90s, you used to be able to subtly finger the wa...
flesh preventive strike keepsake machete
  05/25/23


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Date: May 25th, 2023 3:48 PM
Author: Brilliant son of senegal

Should be a pretty prime location since to my knowledge its the closest one to the Hooters corporate headquarters (like a mile away).

Almost all of the waitresses were legitimately obese, my waitress was the only one who was not (cute petite latina with a giant ass hanging out).

I ordered chicken fingers and a salad.

The salad was literally several sheets of romaine lettuce barely pulled apart, with some cheese sprinkled on. Salad dressing in a little plastic cup that was not nearly enough to cover the salad. 3/10.

Chicken fingers had ok fried breading but were not cooked long enough. One of them was chewy when you bit into it. 2/10

Overall experience: 3/10

Kind of depressing, I remember the old days when there were always at least a couple cuties working there and the food (while never great) was passable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46354930)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 9:48 PM
Author: sticky church crotch

What wa$ the bill?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356316)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 10:28 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac rehab prole

Top poasting faggit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356434)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 10:45 PM
Author: sticky church crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356477)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 10:51 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac rehab prole

You said you top poast to call out bitch OPs.

You think Doodikoff is a bitch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356492)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 11:48 PM
Author: Brilliant son of senegal

sweet tea + side salad + 4 piece chicken nugs == $20 before tip

egregiously expensive too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356682)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 9:49 PM
Author: amethyst patrolman

I don't take critiques from "men" who order chicken fingers with a salad as their meal. HTFH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356324)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 3:54 PM
Author: Infuriating Scourge Upon The Earth Institution

50 year old boomer ordering a salad from Hooters tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46354947)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 7:20 PM
Author: cocky queen of the night bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355700)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 11:04 PM
Author: passionate lake gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356531)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 3:55 PM
Author: Massive embarrassed to the bone pozpig

Hooters has fallen off but your order sucks. Gotta go for the wings and fries, the only things they do well. Plus the draft beer which is always like 34 degrees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46354954)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 3:56 PM
Author: hairless shrine

several nigga sheets of romaine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46354959)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 3:57 PM
Author: sinister blathering really tough guy immigrant

i remember their wings being so good. i'd like to go back for them. need to go with some bro. don't wanna go to hooters solo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46354964)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 4:00 PM
Author: Lavender boyish chapel

Never been in a Hooters. The appeal is kind of lost on me. It is not like I can whip out my schlong and start whacking away because some bimbo in shorts and a tight shirt is serving me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46354983)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: Brilliant son of senegal

not going to lie, my latina waitress was petite with long skinny legs, but her ass (which was fully bare and hanging out) was huge. It was kind of a marvel to behold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46354994)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 4:27 PM
Author: Awkward Stage Trump Supporter

Same, but I'm not too aspie to realize guys *love* talking to hot chicks even when said women are only interested in their tips....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355109)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 5:06 PM
Author: Outnumbered Jade Locale Factory Reset Button

i had a couple of friends in college who really wanted to go ended up going on 3-4 different occasions. its just a really bad version of a strip club. didn't care for it, found it more awkward than anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355265)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 4:05 PM
Author: ruby dragon indian lodge

You should have gotten carry out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355020)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 4:41 PM
Author: dashing forum

How was the ranch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355164)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 4:47 PM
Author: Stirring Hairy Legs

what feminists did to buffalo wing breasturants was disgusting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355197)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 4:50 PM
Author: razzle garrison

why would a high SV woman work there when she can make 10X as much online?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355208)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 4:55 PM
Author: Pearl International Law Enforcement Agency

hooters chicks still have their dignity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355225)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 7:07 PM
Author: bisexual self-absorbed crackhouse

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355661)



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Date: May 26th, 2023 11:10 AM
Author: Marvelous market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46357852)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 4:53 PM
Author: Twinkling foreskin dilemma

lol she must have been pissed that you ordered off the kids' menu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355220)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 4:56 PM
Author: Brilliant son of senegal

the food was gross man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355227)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 4:56 PM
Author: misunderstood emerald den rigor

I thought they used to have great wings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355229)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 5:14 PM
Author: Comical office dingle berry

Hooters is by and large trash.

YUGE mistake is going to one in or near a major city.

I discovered the one worth going to anywhere near me and it was like an oasis.

My order is blackened caesar salad, naked wings with jerk rub, and fries with cheese.

Twin Peaks is a better breastaurant. Tilted Kilt used to be 18000 around me, but they went down the tubes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355298)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 6:38 PM
Author: Twinkling foreskin dilemma

National Geographics is credited. Jet black women with their tits fully exposed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355551)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 7:04 PM
Author: dashing forum

Why not just go to a strip club

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355652)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 9:17 PM
Author: Comical office dingle berry

shittier food

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356171)



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Date: May 26th, 2023 2:23 PM
Author: dashing forum

I guess it depends. The place I used to go to had excellent bar food. As a teenager we'd order take out and then walk in to get the food. Always tried to go sit down and eat but they'd kick us out within 5 mins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46358872)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 6:42 PM
Author: Wine hairraiser gaming laptop corner

um, the in the OLD days they were staffed front to back with 8.5+ or better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355573)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 7:06 PM
Author: yapping excitant parlour

the only thing worse than that experience is your order. chicken fingers and salad wtf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355657)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 7:48 PM
Author: gold idiot hall

Sorry your tendies and salad didn’t meet your expectation bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355855)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 9:03 PM
Author: misunderstood emerald den rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356125)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 9:42 PM
Author: sticky church crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356288)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 9:50 PM
Author: Adulterous Vibrant Pervert Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356326)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 7:49 PM
Author: razzmatazz weed whacker

Knew this would be a doodikoff thread. Really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355858)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 9:06 PM
Author: stimulating purple coffee pot

In about 1999, I went to visit my cousin who lived in an apartment in Toledo, Ohio. He took me to Hooters. It was the first time I had ever been. I remember it was a blast.

I remember that night, back at the apartment, we all watched Scream 2 together, which he had rented on VHS.

Those were better times.

I like Ohio. I have had good times there.

Toledo, Sandusky, Cleveland, Cincinnati.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356134)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 9:22 PM
Author: contagious hyperventilating corn cake

When I was maybe 12 or 13 I went to visit some family who lived far away and I saw rarely. My cousin, who was definitely the hot cousin, worked as a waitress at Hooters and for some reason everyone agreed it would be a good idea to go there while she was working so she could wait on our table.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356191)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 9:23 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac rehab prole

Did you get a boner?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356195)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 9:25 PM
Author: contagious hyperventilating corn cake

I don't remember I'm still processing this tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356201)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 9:41 PM
Author: misunderstood emerald den rigor

Holy shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356279)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 9:43 PM
Author: contagious hyperventilating corn cake

One of the more scarring experiences of my childhood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356291)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 10:58 PM
Author: bisexual self-absorbed crackhouse

by "scarring" im sure you mean "peak"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356520)



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Date: May 26th, 2023 12:14 AM
Author: contagious hyperventilating corn cake

That too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356756)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 11:04 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy temple

"Sure, why not, I'll go" said Uncle Bob as Aunt Deborah looked on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356528)



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Date: May 26th, 2023 12:15 AM
Author: contagious hyperventilating corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356757)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 9:40 PM
Author: flesh preventive strike keepsake machete

Back in the 90s, you used to be able to subtly finger the waitresses when they were bringing you your orders. There wasn't anything forced or nonconsensual about this--they openly encouraged you to subtly finger them and they even named a daily special "The Tuna Fish Special" as a way for interested customers to signal their desire to finger the waitress. As the 90s slowly unwound and advanced into the tumultuous 00s, this tradition at Hooters was gradually done away with, first in the farthest outposts of the Hooters Empire and then gradually nearer and nearer into the interior region of its Reign of Restaurants until finally, circa 2008 as the Financial Crisis was at its peak the Hooters HQ in Pennsylvania from which the entire font of the breastaurant industry began discontinued the practice, ending it on a cold, windy day in October with a final extended fingering ceremony to which all in the community and among the Hooters loyalists around the country were invited to attend and participate in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356277)