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That drunk kid literally got eaten by a shark. Why do people think ocean is safe

Never go into any ocean.
passionate cerise den twinkling uncleanness
  06/01/23
link?
White dashing filthpig
  06/01/23
https://nypost.com/2023/05/31/missing-teen-jumped-off-ship-i...
passionate cerise den twinkling uncleanness
  06/01/23
holy shit
White dashing filthpig
  06/01/23
Yes
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  06/01/23
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Soul-stirring Fishy Office Brethren
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alcoholic rehab
  06/01/23
comments are 180 on this one
alcoholic rehab
  06/01/23
Wow. Fortuitous peak experience. Like being beaten to death ...
domesticated community account telephone
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Beta cowardly love of her life
  06/02/23
The guy yelling "bye bye!" at the end must feel sh...
bateful chapel antidepressant drug
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heady prole
  06/02/23
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Electric Flirting Indian Lodge Roast Beef
  12/07/23
“He’s an athlete … great smile, great hea...
Nighttime walnut indirect expression site
  06/01/23
sharks arent out looking to eat humans. there are several oc...
splenetic embarrassed to the bone dingle berry
  06/01/23
Well ur femoral artery being shredded for no reason after sh...
passionate cerise den twinkling uncleanness
  06/01/23
cr. possible, but i bet he just drowned. there being a sh...
splenetic embarrassed to the bone dingle berry
  06/01/23
I think video sleuths on the internet see him actually getti...
passionate cerise den twinkling uncleanness
  06/01/23
it's pretty likely he got attacked though. he was swimming t...
White dashing filthpig
  06/01/23
Pelagic shark attacks are also typically much more intention...
Thirsty Gas Station Fanboi
  06/01/23
youre prob right. I watched the video very skeptically. in t...
splenetic embarrassed to the bone dingle berry
  06/01/23
That's a 2nd shark and there actually is some chick on the b...
bateful chapel antidepressant drug
  06/02/23
lol sharks do not give a shit about their babies
Puce Judgmental Psychic
  06/01/23
sounds like sharks and niggers have a lot in common
Olive Useless Brakes
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bisexual irradiated field
  06/02/23
The ocean is literally a vast chamber of horrors where eldri...
Ebony Irate Scourge Upon The Earth
  06/01/23
Yes. That's in the OP
passionate cerise den twinkling uncleanness
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bisexual irradiated field
  06/01/23
poast/moniker synergy
Boyish submissive corn cake abode
  06/01/23
Allure of the abyss, etc.
Thirsty Gas Station Fanboi
  06/01/23
Peak experience
lascivious iridescent range
  06/01/23
Wouldn’t people have heard him being eaten? Damn I wo...
pearl misanthropic space trust fund
  06/01/23
shark devoured his lower body in one bite. instant blood pre...
passionate cerise den twinkling uncleanness
  06/01/23
You wouldn't at least scream?
sickened legal warrant corner
  06/01/23
i believe its gasp, then sink
blathering stage idea he suggested
  06/01/23
the second he saw that thing pop up in the water he probably...
White dashing filthpig
  06/01/23
U: shut-in poast on xo
Kink-friendly cerebral rigpig
  06/01/23
When I was in the aircraft carrier I had to go down to the c...
godawful wonderful internal respiration institution
  06/01/23
Sad but he should not have jumped into shark infested waters...
maroon arousing degenerate
  06/01/23
Searched for Cameron Robbins on Twitter, there's a lot of vi...
godawful wonderful internal respiration institution
  06/01/23
Idk I think it's clear in the video. Everyone is saying peop...
passionate cerise den twinkling uncleanness
  06/01/23
cr these modern cell phone cameras are low light monsters th...
Nighttime walnut indirect expression site
  06/01/23
tcq people are insane even ITT. “very rare that shar...
Provocative masturbator kitchen
  06/01/23
shitpits of the sea
floppy startled friendly grandma
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hateful theatre
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Soul-stirring Fishy Office Brethren
  06/02/23
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Tantric titillating hominid
  06/01/23
Around sharks, never relarks
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Razzle-dazzle National Elastic Band
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excitant piazza partner
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Transparent Jet-lagged Faggot Firefighter Sandwich
  06/07/23
i think about this post often
Hot kitty
  12/07/23
titcr i've had shark encounters (both in the bahamas), an...
Sexy Parlor Philosopher-king
  06/02/23
I don't think theres any force on earth scarier than being n...
aromatic federal newt electric furnace
  06/02/23
In the ocean, humans are basically like cows floating helple...
confused mad cow disease hall
  06/02/23
Does anyone warn tourists not to swim at night away from the...
Kink-friendly cerebral rigpig
  06/01/23
I've only done it when there were dolphins nearby. The downs...
Nighttime walnut indirect expression site
  06/01/23
stuffwhitepeoplelike: swimming, surfing, and other water-...
gaped lodge
  06/01/23
Your people die from fans lol
crusty bipolar nowag
  06/01/23
https://www.boredpanda.com/last-generation-women-mermaids-se...
Nighttime walnut indirect expression site
  06/01/23
fucking a haenyeo in her prime probably was a peak life expe...
Sexy Parlor Philosopher-king
  06/02/23
there are like 10 human deaths by sharks per year worldwide,...
stirring home
  06/01/23
Wont someone think of the sharks!
passionate cerise den twinkling uncleanness
  06/01/23
Bull shark: https://twitter.com/DaEssence/status/16643114...
Nighttime walnut indirect expression site
  06/01/23
Is this real? Seems conclusive. The lady also shows how his ...
Kink-friendly cerebral rigpig
  06/01/23
I don't know why people are saying these attacks are that un...
Nighttime walnut indirect expression site
  06/01/23
None of its really conclusive because it's so dark but regar...
passionate cerise den twinkling uncleanness
  06/01/23
The water appears to change color around his white shoulder....
Nighttime walnut indirect expression site
  06/01/23
That’s not a shark. The “nose” of the shar...
confused mad cow disease hall
  06/02/23
btw, have any Navy SEALs or Marines been eaten by sharks?
misunderstood unholy preventive strike
  06/01/23
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/the-worst-shark-attac...
Nighttime walnut indirect expression site
  06/01/23
terrifying and horrific
misunderstood unholy preventive strike
  06/01/23
you’ve never seen Jaws?
Soul-stirring Fishy Office Brethren
  06/02/23
As I've said elsewhere the command intelligence center on bo...
godawful wonderful internal respiration institution
  06/02/23
Looks like his right arm got taken off at the shoulder by on...
Nighttime walnut indirect expression site
  06/01/23
Lol at all the non-beachmo pussies freaking out about some r...
Motley ivory jap orchestra pit
  06/01/23
True
charismatic maniacal people who are hurt
  06/01/23
wow Harsh but fair
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aromatic federal newt electric furnace
  06/02/23
What if this kid said something that made the shark feel dis...
Well-lubricated internet-worthy goyim
  06/01/23
he called the shark nigga, and the shark justifiably killed ...
godawful wonderful internal respiration institution
  06/02/23
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Well-lubricated internet-worthy goyim
  06/02/23
Max IQ to jump off that boat like that?
Nighttime walnut indirect expression site
  06/01/23
People take their kids to the Bahamas for graduating high sc...
bateful chapel antidepressant drug
  06/01/23
And let them take a booze cruise on an overcrowded boat thro...
Kink-friendly cerebral rigpig
  06/01/23
Looked like a ttt cruise
Nighttime walnut indirect expression site
  06/01/23
This is probably a $50 four-hour all-you-can-drink booze cru...
charismatic maniacal people who are hurt
  06/01/23
also he was staying at Paradise Island Atlantis, which is no...
Sexy Parlor Philosopher-king
  06/02/23
I was night diving with nurse sharks last month. I wonder if...
charismatic maniacal people who are hurt
  06/01/23
The chances this birdshit goes over and there is just some n...
Aphrodisiac Stead
  06/01/23
If currents pulled him under he would have floated back up a...
Nighttime walnut indirect expression site
  06/02/23
3 things i do no fuck with irl -Lightning -Bears -S...
aromatic federal newt electric furnace
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Mahogany concupiscible stage
  06/02/23
(guy who turns into a pansy when there’s lightning)
confused mad cow disease hall
  06/02/23
ive known a few people irl that got deleted from direct abd ...
aromatic federal newt electric furnace
  06/03/23
"He’s an athlete … great smile, great head...
Sexy Parlor Philosopher-king
  06/02/23
AZNgirl checking out Handsome student w/great smile, great h...
Aphrodisiac Stead
  06/02/23
it's a shame that the shark couldn't have gone after a more ...
slimy tank
  06/02/23
CR too bad the shark didn’t kill a baldmo loser like y...
Free-loading pit keepsake machete
  06/02/23
Varsity? He had all the makings.
Motley ivory jap orchestra pit
  06/04/23
My opinion is NOSHARK bite in that video. That is just his f...
confused mad cow disease hall
  06/02/23
LOL at people ITT. Has no one ever been scuba diving? Shark...
hyperventilating immigrant
  06/02/23
How did the athletic, bushy-head-haired bro just get sucked ...
Kink-friendly cerebral rigpig
  06/02/23
he jumped into the open ocean, u have no idea how strong the...
Aphrodisiac Stead
  06/02/23
Would you jump in to save him if you knew he was gay?
Kink-friendly cerebral rigpig
  06/02/23
Also now there is this which someone pointed out above: Expe...
Kink-friendly cerebral rigpig
  06/02/23
they typically don't but shark attacks DO happen and it look...
White dashing filthpig
  06/02/23
It's quite different when you make a yuge splash like that a...
Nighttime walnut indirect expression site
  06/02/23
Apparently there has never been a shark death among Navy SEA...
Mahogany concupiscible stage
  06/02/23
I've known a few combat divers, all of them say random wildl...
Chestnut Karate
  06/02/23
i read a story about a dude at BUD/S who was swimming (no sc...
Mahogany concupiscible stage
  06/02/23
im sure he did more cummin than just up for air
Aphrodisiac Stead
  06/02/23
lmfao no way alcohol is to blame here, let's crucify the sha...
Bull headed lay organic girlfriend
  06/02/23
(BIGSHARK lobbyist)
contagious ocher potus
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passionate cerise den twinkling uncleanness
  06/02/23
imo we should be able to get drunk and jump into the ocean w...
purple sadistic station toilet seat
  06/02/23
Some youtube vlogger in the area just went to the exact plac...
marvelous cream spot place of business
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White dashing filthpig
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excitant piazza partner
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Milky mind-boggling sanctuary half-breed
  06/08/23
People who are saying that's his legs: I doubt you've done m...
Nighttime walnut indirect expression site
  06/02/23
Looks like 2 sharks eating his upper/lower extremities while...
bateful chapel antidepressant drug
  06/03/23
That is water splash from a kick. You see it go up and down ...
splenetic embarrassed to the bone dingle berry
  06/06/23
There's no reason for him to even kick his legs out of the w...
Nighttime walnut indirect expression site
  06/06/23
Here is a new video that seems to include a more complete ve...
Kink-friendly cerebral rigpig
  06/06/23
Yeah that looks like a shark attack. The guy saying “b...
White dashing filthpig
  06/06/23
“Accept it.”
nudist autistic state wrinkle
  06/06/23
He punches the shark with his right hand, then the camera pa...
Sable diverse personal credit line heaven
  06/06/23
You got, it bro. That’s why the presumably blonde girl...
Kink-friendly cerebral rigpig
  06/06/23
If a blonde bitch hysterically screamed something, it must b...
Motley ivory jap orchestra pit
  06/06/23
I wasn’t being sarcastic. The girl presumably didn&rsq...
Kink-friendly cerebral rigpig
  06/06/23
People are saying the guy yelling "bye!" is also t...
bateful chapel antidepressant drug
  06/06/23
180. i wonder if they ever sucked each others cocks
White dashing filthpig
  06/06/23
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Thirsty Gas Station Fanboi
  06/06/23
What’s his moniker
Kink-friendly cerebral rigpig
  06/06/23
Link to this?
passionate cerise den twinkling uncleanness
  06/06/23
you should write obits for money
blathering stage idea he suggested
  06/06/23
So parents let their 18 year olds go drinking and partying f...
aqua cocky laser beams locus
  06/06/23
what's wrong with that? 18 y/o is an adult
maroon arousing degenerate
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the assumption of the risk scholarly briefing that is going ...
Sable diverse personal credit line heaven
  06/06/23
the drunk chad came to the nuisance!
White dashing filthpig
  06/06/23
https://nypost.com/2023/06/05/rescue-pros-explain-how-camero...
spectacular meetinghouse
  06/06/23
These are the same “pros” that said the family t...
Kink-friendly cerebral rigpig
  06/06/23
Someone has to run shit like this to give the parents some h...
Nighttime walnut indirect expression site
  06/06/23
rofl well okay if the “united cajun navy” says s...
Thirsty Gas Station Fanboi
  06/06/23
I just know that my beach in Miami doesn't have sharks. It i...
Narrow-minded macaca boistinker
  06/06/23
It's the same ocean, bro.
spectacular meetinghouse
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Thirsty Gas Station Fanboi
  06/06/23
Why would sharks go to my beach if they never went there bef...
Narrow-minded macaca boistinker
  06/07/23
Shark NIMBY
blathering stage idea he suggested
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allergic to silicon
spectacular meetinghouse
  06/07/23
Some self proclaimed film analyst and shark expert cleaned u...
Kink-friendly cerebral rigpig
  06/07/23
The Size and shape are consistent with a bull shark, plus I ...
Nighttime walnut indirect expression site
  06/07/23
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Soul-stirring Fishy Office Brethren
  06/08/23
Deleted
splenetic embarrassed to the bone dingle berry
  06/08/23
Bullshit. That was a good video.
Nighttime walnut indirect expression site
  06/08/23
Not really. You couldn't even see anything. I expected to se...
passionate cerise den twinkling uncleanness
  06/08/23
There was plenty and it was a good effort overall. There are...
Nighttime walnut indirect expression site
  06/08/23
"glowing red eye effect" lmfao the ocean is a c...
Tantric titillating hominid
  06/20/23
https://www.unilad.com/news/cameron-robbins-shark-attack-the...
confused mad cow disease hall
  06/08/23
Yep the family, Bahamian tourist industry/government, and ga...
Kink-friendly cerebral rigpig
  06/08/23
yes its the Bahamas fault, not stupid birdshits for jumping ...
Aphrodisiac Stead
  06/08/23
the ocean is an attractive nuisance for 18 year old boy-men ...
blathering stage idea he suggested
  06/08/23
In case anyone here leaves their house and is faced with thi...
Kink-friendly cerebral rigpig
  06/08/23
Holy shot
splenetic embarrassed to the bone dingle berry
  06/08/23
lol at xo retards still talking about this
adventurous amber property regret
  06/08/23
Amazing they there is still disagreement as to what happened...
Kink-friendly cerebral rigpig
  06/08/23
Shark biology is complicated
Nighttime walnut indirect expression site
  06/08/23
https://www.thedailybeast.com/tourists-watch-russian-man-get...
spectacular meetinghouse
  06/08/23
We can’t tell that that’s a shark. ShRks don&rsq...
White dashing filthpig
  06/08/23
Never watch this tape
splenetic embarrassed to the bone dingle berry
  06/08/23
No this is incorrect. Sharks don’t like to eat people....
Sable diverse personal credit line heaven
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Tantric titillating hominid
  06/20/23
Bump for billionaires. Could have dodged a bullet
vibrant casino pistol
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hateful theatre
  12/05/23
Happy Holidays!
passionate cerise den twinkling uncleanness
  12/07/23
Fucking lol at blaming the ocean for this guy's alcohol use
Bull headed lay organic girlfriend
  12/07/23


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Date: June 1st, 2023 9:58 AM
Author: passionate cerise den twinkling uncleanness

Never go into any ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46378639)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:04 AM
Author: White dashing filthpig

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46378665)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:13 AM
Author: passionate cerise den twinkling uncleanness

https://nypost.com/2023/05/31/missing-teen-jumped-off-ship-into-really-shark-infested-water-official/

Right at beginning of video u can see shark in corner coming towards him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46378698)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:20 AM
Author: White dashing filthpig

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46378725)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:21 AM
Author: passionate cerise den twinkling uncleanness

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46378732)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:39 AM
Author: purple sadistic station toilet seat



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Date: June 1st, 2023 11:26 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Fishy Office Brethren



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Date: June 1st, 2023 1:06 PM
Author: alcoholic rehab



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Date: June 1st, 2023 1:06 PM
Author: alcoholic rehab

comments are 180 on this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46379251)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 2:11 PM
Author: domesticated community account telephone

Wow. Fortuitous peak experience. Like being beaten to death with baseball bat on live TV.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46379446)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 12:38 AM
Author: Beta cowardly love of her life



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 2:40 AM
Author: bateful chapel antidepressant drug

The guy yelling "bye bye!" at the end must feel shitty now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46381922)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 9:52 AM
Author: heady prole



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Date: December 7th, 2023 9:08 PM
Author: Electric Flirting Indian Lodge Roast Beef



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Date: June 1st, 2023 6:42 PM
Author: Nighttime walnut indirect expression site

“He’s an athlete … great smile, great head of hair,”

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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:25 AM
Author: splenetic embarrassed to the bone dingle berry

sharks arent out looking to eat humans. there are several occasions when something bad happens

- hungry shark mistakes you for food, bites you, is disgusted, and leaves. usually the bite is not fatal, but you need to stop the bleeding asap. maybe this kid just bled out

- shark feels shocked and threatened when you practically land on it or near its babies. maybe the kid's jump freaked out the shark. these are gtfo bites, not eating.

- a crazy shark attacks you aggressively, usually a bull shark or sometimes a great white. lone male psycho shark looking to kill you. extremely rare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46378739)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:26 AM
Author: passionate cerise den twinkling uncleanness

Well ur femoral artery being shredded for no reason after shark spits u out while ur 50 yards in the ocean doesn't really make a difference whether they eat you or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46378744)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:28 AM
Author: splenetic embarrassed to the bone dingle berry

cr.

possible, but i bet he just drowned. there being a shark nearby is like there being a dog nearby in a surveillance video. "oh that dog probably killed him". yeah maybe....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46378746)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:30 AM
Author: passionate cerise den twinkling uncleanness

I think video sleuths on the internet see him actually getting dragged under. So shark probably attacked him and he didn't make it back up one way or another.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46378759)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:36 AM
Author: White dashing filthpig

it's pretty likely he got attacked though. he was swimming toward the buoy and then turned right the fuck round and swam in the opposite direction, away from whatever that mass was that appeared on the left side of the video. shark probably bit on him once or a few times and left him. although those waters are full of tiger sharks and i think they will sometimes eat people.

shark attacks are pretty rare, but they do happen. not sure how else to explain why the guy tried to run away from the buoy then just disappeared.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46378777)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:39 AM
Author: Thirsty Gas Station Fanboi

Pelagic shark attacks are also typically much more intentional than an exploratory/accidental littoral attack. The shark actually wants to eat you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46378784)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:41 AM
Author: splenetic embarrassed to the bone dingle berry

youre prob right. I watched the video very skeptically. in the first second there is a wave lit by the boat lights, and i wondered if the "shark" wasnt the same thing. none of the dozen of people watching and filming say anything about "holy shit theres a shark". so Im not convinced.

it does look like a shark tho, and he does ditch the buoy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46378786)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 3:06 AM
Author: bateful chapel antidepressant drug

That's a 2nd shark and there actually is some chick on the boat screaming about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46381958)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 2:19 PM
Author: Puce Judgmental Psychic

lol sharks do not give a shit about their babies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46379494)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 7:09 PM
Author: Olive Useless Brakes

sounds like sharks and niggers have a lot in common

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380427)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 8:56 AM
Author: bisexual irradiated field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46382292)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:29 AM
Author: Ebony Irate Scourge Upon The Earth

The ocean is literally a vast chamber of horrors where eldritch alien Lovecraftian demons dwell waiting for the stars to be right again so they can lay waste to the cosmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46378752)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:31 AM
Author: passionate cerise den twinkling uncleanness

Yes. That's in the OP



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46378762)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:37 AM
Author: Tantric titillating hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46378780)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 1:46 PM
Author: bisexual irradiated field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46379381)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 6:55 PM
Author: Boyish submissive corn cake abode

poast/moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380400)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:32 AM
Author: Thirsty Gas Station Fanboi

Allure of the abyss, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46378763)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: lascivious iridescent range

Peak experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46378946)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 12:59 PM
Author: pearl misanthropic space trust fund

Wouldn’t people have heard him being eaten? Damn I wonder how quickly he realized he fucked up big time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46379225)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 1:05 PM
Author: passionate cerise den twinkling uncleanness

shark devoured his lower body in one bite. instant blood pressure loss and death without making a sound.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46379245)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 2:14 PM
Author: sickened legal warrant corner

You wouldn't at least scream?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46379466)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 8:29 PM
Author: blathering stage idea he suggested

i believe its gasp, then sink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380615)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 1:37 PM
Author: White dashing filthpig

the second he saw that thing pop up in the water he probably realized he was in a pretty bad way. i bet that sobered him right up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46379344)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 1:16 PM
Author: Kink-friendly cerebral rigpig

U: shut-in poast on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46379274)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 1:52 PM
Author: godawful wonderful internal respiration institution

When I was in the aircraft carrier I had to go down to the cic to service video consoles for the radar.. CIC was the command intelligence center and they had a lot of glass boards and stuff around with stuff written on in Grease pen.

One of the things written on the board was just note that said survival time in the water estimated to be like 2.5 minutes due to sharks LOL.. as for the video linked in the op I can't see s***. I'm going to go over to Twitter see if I can search for it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46379397)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 1:56 PM
Author: maroon arousing degenerate

Sad but he should not have jumped into shark infested waters at night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46379410)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: godawful wonderful internal respiration institution

Searched for Cameron Robbins on Twitter, there's a lot of videos have been filtered and slowed down and stuff, there's a lot of dissenting opinion and whether there's a shark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46379421)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 2:09 PM
Author: passionate cerise den twinkling uncleanness

Idk I think it's clear in the video. Everyone is saying people would be yelling SHARK and would be some big struggle but very likely the camera caught it when people on the boat couldn't see at the time.

Pretty clear it was in calm waters right in the bay on booz cruise and he was swimming fine, no reason able bodied dude would go missing that quick unless something got him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46379438)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 6:46 PM
Author: Nighttime walnut indirect expression site

cr these modern cell phone cameras are low light monsters that shoot at f1.4 or maybe lower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380367)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 2:14 PM
Author: Provocative masturbator kitchen

tcq

people are insane even ITT. “very rare that shark maliciously and with deliberation actively attacks someone using teeth for murder usually just oops rips them to shreds”

you are NEVER safe once you step foot into the ocean. would rather waltz through lion country wearing antelope carcass clothing than swim at night near sharks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46379459)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 2:24 PM
Author: floppy startled friendly grandma

shitpits of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46379520)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 3:53 PM
Author: hateful theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46379825)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 2:19 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Fishy Office Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46381896)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 3:50 PM
Author: Tantric titillating hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46379817)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 6:52 PM
Author: Big Bistre Dilemma

Around sharks, never relarks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380384)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 6:55 PM
Author: Nighttime walnut indirect expression site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380393)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 6:56 PM
Author: Boyish submissive corn cake abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380404)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: purple sadistic station toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380505)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 8:16 PM
Author: Provocative masturbator kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380579)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 12:38 AM
Author: Beta cowardly love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46381684)



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Date: June 4th, 2023 1:55 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle National Elastic Band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46387937)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 8:03 PM
Author: excitant piazza partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46397087)



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Date: June 7th, 2023 7:38 PM
Author: Transparent Jet-lagged Faggot Firefighter Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46400932)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 9:02 PM
Author: Hot kitty

i think about this post often

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#47145652)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 12:08 AM
Author: Sexy Parlor Philosopher-king

titcr

i've had shark encounters (both in the bahamas), and it's absolutely terrifying to be there with them

one time i was riding a current and some bitch practically crawled over me and shoved me away from her and i realized she'd shoved me toward a shark so she could get away, i was like ten feet from this 6 foot long who knows what species, i almost shit my pants

another time i dove in about 20 feet above an intentional feed and watched a swarm of sharks make a mess of things, i noped right the fuck back in the boat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46381560)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 7:05 AM
Author: aromatic federal newt electric furnace

I don't think theres any force on earth scarier than being near sharks in a feeding frenzy, would literally rather be in a cat 5 hurricane eye wall or under a overpass in a tornado, they will bite each other they get so fucked up on killing once it starts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46382118)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 8:50 AM
Author: confused mad cow disease hall

In the ocean, humans are basically like cows floating helplessly waiting for slaughter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46382271)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 6:36 PM
Author: Kink-friendly cerebral rigpig

Does anyone warn tourists not to swim at night away from the beach or is that supposed to be common sense? I don’t know anything about the Bahamas, would this guy have any idea that there might be hungry sharks in the water?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380337)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 6:52 PM
Author: Nighttime walnut indirect expression site

I've only done it when there were dolphins nearby. The downside to this approach is that dolphins often congregate around swarms of jellyfish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380380)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 6:39 PM
Author: gaped lodge

stuffwhitepeoplelike:

swimming, surfing, and other water-related activities

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4185699&mc=204&forum_id=2

(repost)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4368013&forum_id=2#39390899)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380343)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 6:44 PM
Author: crusty bipolar nowag

Your people die from fans lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380363)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 6:59 PM
Author: Nighttime walnut indirect expression site

https://www.boredpanda.com/last-generation-women-mermaids-sea-diving-mijoo-kim-korea/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380409)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 12:14 AM
Author: Sexy Parlor Philosopher-king

fucking a haenyeo in her prime probably was a peak life experience, likely enthusiastic as hell, wild, and extremely confident at a time when women all over the world were ironically dead fish in bed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46381588)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 6:40 PM
Author: stirring home

there are like 10 human deaths by sharks per year worldwide, yet like 100,000 or 1 million shark deaths by humans a year. our ability to judge risk is so skewed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380346)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:38 PM
Author: passionate cerise den twinkling uncleanness

Wont someone think of the sharks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46381195)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 7:01 PM
Author: Nighttime walnut indirect expression site

Bull shark:

https://twitter.com/DaEssence/status/1664311459818487808?t=FhWRWsnwv1juqQlB5Q4UCg&s=19

https://twitter.com/THERedRumMedia/status/1664269405881262080?t=UnhUrNzL5YDKV8Xe9ytKiQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380414)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:48 PM
Author: Kink-friendly cerebral rigpig

Is this real? Seems conclusive. The lady also shows how his right arm goes missing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46381256)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:57 PM
Author: Nighttime walnut indirect expression site

I don't know why people are saying these attacks are that uncommon. Very few people end up swimming in shark infested waters like this. The sharks would have been startled by this huge living thing with limbs that's just splashing in the water. It's going to be warm and smell like meat. One shark sees another shark going for it and thinks "I better get me some too." It's instinctive. The dood probably was probably torn apart in seconds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46381304)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:57 PM
Author: passionate cerise den twinkling uncleanness

None of its really conclusive because it's so dark but regardless he was probably eaten by shark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46381305)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 11:01 PM
Author: Nighttime walnut indirect expression site

The water appears to change color around his white shoulder. If it's an artifact, it's one we don't see anywhere else in the image. It's also uniform and looks biased toward the red end of the spectrum. It looks almost like a perfect bayer array doing nearest neighbor interpolation and only the red pixels are detecting anything. You can see the green pixels getting triggered everywhere else



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46381325)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 8:54 AM
Author: confused mad cow disease hall

That’s not a shark. The “nose” of the shark is exactly where his right foot was exiting the water a moment before. It’s jus true splash of his foot. You can see how the water splashed back down a moment after the “shark” appears.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46382285)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 7:06 PM
Author: misunderstood unholy preventive strike

btw, have any Navy SEALs or Marines been eaten by sharks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380423)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 7:13 PM
Author: Nighttime walnut indirect expression site

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/the-worst-shark-attack-in-history-25715092/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380438)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 7:17 PM
Author: misunderstood unholy preventive strike

terrifying and horrific

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380449)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 2:38 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Fishy Office Brethren

you’ve never seen Jaws?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46381920)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 8:23 AM
Author: godawful wonderful internal respiration institution

As I've said elsewhere the command intelligence center on board the aircraft carrier I was on had a warning on the board that survival time in the water was about 2 minutes due to sharks.. on board these aircraft carriers typically one or two people get knocked overboard every Cruise.. some of them die, I assume from sharks.. on these ships we throw the trash overboard including the food. So the sharks follow these big ships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46382229)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 7:12 PM
Author: Nighttime walnut indirect expression site

Looks like his right arm got taken off at the shoulder by one shark just as the other went for the legs.

https://twitter.com/DustyDeLuna/status/1663941114506756096?t=Jm18LrB5chxbs_B0gNyQjw&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380435)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 7:21 PM
Author: Motley ivory jap orchestra pit

Lol at all the non-beachmo pussies freaking out about some random 1 in a million shark attack. Meanwhile 50,000 people die a year in car accidents and they drive 80 on the freeway while scarfing down McDonald’s and posting on Xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380459)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 11:45 PM
Author: charismatic maniacal people who are hurt

True

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46381462)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 1:38 AM
Author: Cobalt Indecent Resort Affirmative Action

wow

Harsh but fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46381803)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 4:14 AM
Author: aromatic federal newt electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46382027)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 7:37 PM
Author: Well-lubricated internet-worthy goyim

What if this kid said something that made the shark feel disrespected?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380498)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 8:25 AM
Author: godawful wonderful internal respiration institution

he called the shark nigga, and the shark justifiably killed him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46382231)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 1:47 PM
Author: Well-lubricated internet-worthy goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46383313)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 9:48 PM
Author: Nighttime walnut indirect expression site

Max IQ to jump off that boat like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380942)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 9:53 PM
Author: bateful chapel antidepressant drug

People take their kids to the Bahamas for graduating high school now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380967)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:33 PM
Author: Kink-friendly cerebral rigpig

And let them take a booze cruise on an overcrowded boat through shark infested waters, apparently.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46381159)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:38 PM
Author: Nighttime walnut indirect expression site

Looked like a ttt cruise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46381190)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 11:47 PM
Author: charismatic maniacal people who are hurt

This is probably a $50 four-hour all-you-can-drink booze cruise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46381474)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 12:26 AM
Author: Sexy Parlor Philosopher-king

also he was staying at Paradise Island Atlantis, which is not cheap. Like $900/night for two adults.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46381621)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 11:17 PM
Author: charismatic maniacal people who are hurt

I was night diving with nurse sharks last month. I wonder if that area was known for bulls and tigers. Most sharks are nbd. I’ve also dived with six foot Caribbean reef sharks and it was nbd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46381391)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 11:50 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Stead

The chances this birdshit goes over and there is just some nigga shark named darnell there waiting to eat him wld be highly lolzy unusual shit but this birdshit voted for it so whatever, its way more likely the current was just too strong, he cldnt swim to the life preserver thing and then he drifted away and eventually ran out of energy and drowned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46381487)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 4:57 PM
Author: Nighttime walnut indirect expression site

If currents pulled him under he would have floated back up at some point unless his corpse was devoured. Reports say the boat stayed out there for 2-3 hours looking for him. Aint no current that holds you underwater for 2-3 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46384011)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 11:55 PM
Author: aromatic federal newt electric furnace

3 things i do no fuck with irl

-Lightning

-Bears

-Sharks

Fuck that shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46381505)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 8:27 AM
Author: Mahogany concupiscible stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46382233)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 9:00 AM
Author: confused mad cow disease hall

(guy who turns into a pansy when there’s lightning)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46382309)



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Date: June 3rd, 2023 2:22 AM
Author: aromatic federal newt electric furnace

ive known a few people irl that got deleted from direct abd indirect lightning strikes in SE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46385257)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 12:01 AM
Author: Sexy Parlor Philosopher-king

"He’s an athlete … great smile, great head of hair"

lol what's the school director's moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46381525)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 12:18 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Stead

AZNgirl checking out Handsome student w/great smile, great hair tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46381597)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 5:00 AM
Author: slimy tank

it's a shame that the shark couldn't have gone after a more deserving baldmo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46382040)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 8:40 AM
Author: Free-loading pit keepsake machete

CR too bad the shark didn’t kill a baldmo loser like you that no one would miss, but you’ve never seen the ocean and a shark would probably spit your diseased corpse out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46382255)



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Date: June 4th, 2023 12:57 AM
Author: Motley ivory jap orchestra pit

Varsity? He had all the makings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46387849)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 8:46 AM
Author: confused mad cow disease hall

My opinion is NOSHARK bite in that video. That is just his foot kicking up some water.

Also, why does he keep paddling along merrily as he is supposedly being bitten in half?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46382261)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 9:01 AM
Author: hyperventilating immigrant

LOL at people ITT. Has no one ever been scuba diving? Sharks DGAF about you, I’ve been around 50 at a time and they don’t bother you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46382313)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 1:31 PM
Author: Kink-friendly cerebral rigpig

How did the athletic, bushy-head-haired bro just get sucked under in placid water? Why did Bahama defense forces guy bother to note that the water there is “shark infested as fuck”. I can’t stop thinking about this kid. He still had 4 more years before he should have killled himself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46383244)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 1:49 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Stead

he jumped into the open ocean, u have no idea how strong the current is pushign him away, he literally had maybe 60 seconds tops to get to the life preserver, i learned this with my failed sailboat, even if u are only going 3-4 knots u literally have seconds to swim back to the boat otherwise u will just get pushed into the ocean and eventually run out of energy and drown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46383320)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 3:14 PM
Author: Kink-friendly cerebral rigpig

Would you jump in to save him if you knew he was gay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46383718)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 1:34 PM
Author: Kink-friendly cerebral rigpig

Also now there is this which someone pointed out above: Experts have told Fox News Digital there is a vast array of marine life, including dolphins, tiger sharks and bull sharks in those waters that feed off the scraps from the boats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46383258)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 1:38 PM
Author: White dashing filthpig

they typically don't but shark attacks DO happen and it looks pretty likely that one did here.

i dated this girl whose son dives with his dad every weekend pretty much and he was telling me that he doesn't get scared of sharks at all and they're always around in florida when he's out. but crazy shit happens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46383271)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 4:48 PM
Author: Nighttime walnut indirect expression site

It's quite different when you make a yuge splash like that and then paddle around on the surface like a retard. A scuba diver is going to look like just another big sea animal, but that flailing hunk of warm stinky meat is going to look like the opportunity of a lifetime. I wonder if alcohol would have made him smell more attractive. His breath and maybe his clothes/skin would have smelled like beer. His sweat may have smelled like Bacardi after days of partying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46383979)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 9:03 AM
Author: Mahogany concupiscible stage

Apparently there has never been a shark death among Navy SEALs, who swim miles in the dark and around ships. Although a guy I know had a hairy situation once with his swim buddy where they kept getting bumped by something huge underwater in the middle of the ocean but couldn’t see it and it scared the shit out of them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46382323)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 9:50 AM
Author: Chestnut Karate

I've known a few combat divers, all of them say random wildlife encounters (typically at night and low vis) are the absolute worst part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46382474)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 12:57 PM
Author: Mahogany concupiscible stage

i read a story about a dude at BUD/S who was swimming (no scuba) off the shore with a swim buddy and a sea lion literally pulled him under and dragged him to the bottom and started humping him. He and his swim buddy stabbed it several times and it swam away and he could finally come up for air - they say stabbing it didn't do much since it is all blubber.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46383122)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 1:50 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Stead

im sure he did more cummin than just up for air

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46383323)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 9:04 AM
Author: Bull headed lay organic girlfriend

lmfao no way alcohol is to blame here, let's crucify the shark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46382327)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 9:52 AM
Author: contagious ocher potus

(BIGSHARK lobbyist)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46382479)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 11:43 AM
Author: passionate cerise den twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46382853)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 12:16 PM
Author: purple sadistic station toilet seat

imo we should be able to get drunk and jump into the ocean without worrying about dismemberment by sea creatures. we need to teach sharks not to maul - mauling is about power, not hunger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46382960)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 1:38 PM
Author: marvelous cream spot place of business

Some youtube vlogger in the area just went to the exact place the kid went missing & threw a stray dog in the water and it was devoured in seconds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zd8vzIRQLLM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46383269)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 1:39 PM
Author: White dashing filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46383273)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 1:51 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46383325)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: purple sadistic station toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46383629)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 3:17 PM
Author: Provocative masturbator kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46383725)



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Date: June 4th, 2023 1:20 AM
Author: tan public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46387884)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 8:06 PM
Author: excitant piazza partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46397090)



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Date: June 8th, 2023 9:37 AM
Author: Milky mind-boggling sanctuary half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46402593)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 4:54 PM
Author: Nighttime walnut indirect expression site

People who are saying that's his legs: I doubt you've done much swimming. There is no point at which your torso and arms should be in this position while your legs are kicking out of the water.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FxjSc6RWwAEcgUu?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46384007)



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Date: June 3rd, 2023 2:19 AM
Author: bateful chapel antidepressant drug

Looks like 2 sharks eating his upper/lower extremities while he bleeds out. Are people actually seeing something different?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46385255)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 8:30 AM
Author: splenetic embarrassed to the bone dingle berry

That is water splash from a kick. You see it go up and down in the video below. However, the more I look at all the videos, the more it does look like the snakey thing is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46394499)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 6:25 PM
Author: Nighttime walnut indirect expression site

There's no reason for him to even kick his legs out of the water. He is butterfly kicking the entire time, which would be appropriate under the circumstances.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46396741)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 6:32 AM
Author: Kink-friendly cerebral rigpig

Here is a new video that seems to include a more complete version of the first. It shows him punching at something near the shark-looking thing by the life ring. It seems like he is cocking his arm and punching hard with his right hand but in the encounter loses or injures his left hand/arm and awkwardly floats away unable to use his left arm, looks over his shoulder, and sinks/ is pulled down.

https://twitter.com/king_scarlett_/status/1664958609501847556?s=46&t=NOVXkXsmj4763I7zl1R3YQ

Rip bushy-haired Chad. I would trade places with you if could, preferably a few years before you were eaten but would happily accept a few seconds before for the hair and fortuitous peak experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46394347)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 7:32 AM
Author: White dashing filthpig

Yeah that looks like a shark attack. The guy saying “bye bye!” makes me lol. “He’s gone bro!”



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46394421)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 7:38 AM
Author: nudist autistic state wrinkle

“Accept it.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46394426)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 8:42 AM
Author: Sable diverse personal credit line heaven

He punches the shark with his right hand, then the camera pans away to the boat, and when it pans back, the shark has his left arm in its mouth and is dragging him away as he tries to slap/hit it with his right hand. He is moving way to fast in the water for just treading water. The shark is pulling him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46394514)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 9:29 AM
Author: Kink-friendly cerebral rigpig

You got, it bro. That’s why the presumably blonde girl screams “the current" as he is dragged away while the buoy stands still.

Not sure why the gay Cajun navy is still running interfere for the parents who don’t want the truth to come out.

Fox News digital reports the boat was anchored there for hours and there must have been quite a few sharks waiting for food waste/wasted "food’ to fall in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46394634)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 10:16 AM
Author: Motley ivory jap orchestra pit

If a blonde bitch hysterically screamed something, it must be true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46394756)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 11:52 AM
Author: Kink-friendly cerebral rigpig

I wasn’t being sarcastic. The girl presumably didn’t see the shark and saw Cameron getting swiftly pulled away. Which supports pumos theory that he couldn’t move that fast on his own. Too bad all the retarded shark loving “experts” didn’t see this video first but it does once again expose what frauds “experts” are. Only a proud pet shark owner could deny this was a shark attack at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46395104)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 11:25 AM
Author: bateful chapel antidepressant drug

People are saying the guy yelling "bye!" is also the guy who dared Chad to jump, and also knew there were sharks milling around the water. Sounds like he wanted Chad to die and was giddy about the shark pulling him away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46395010)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 11:40 AM
Author: White dashing filthpig

180. i wonder if they ever sucked each others cocks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46395071)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 10:22 PM
Author: Thirsty Gas Station Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46397587)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 12:05 PM
Author: Kink-friendly cerebral rigpig

What’s his moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46395157)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 6:12 PM
Author: passionate cerise den twinkling uncleanness

Link to this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46396684)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 11:56 AM
Author: blathering stage idea he suggested

you should write obits for money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46395125)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 12:08 PM
Author: aqua cocky laser beams locus

So parents let their 18 year olds go drinking and partying for days on a boat? LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46395166)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 6:46 PM
Author: maroon arousing degenerate

what's wrong with that? 18 y/o is an adult

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46396805)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 12:26 PM
Author: Sable diverse personal credit line heaven

the assumption of the risk scholarly briefing that is going to come out of the resulting lawsuit is going to be a sweet treat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46395250)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 12:50 PM
Author: White dashing filthpig

the drunk chad came to the nuisance!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46395350)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 6:56 PM
Author: spectacular meetinghouse

https://nypost.com/2023/06/05/rescue-pros-explain-how-cameron-robbins-likely-vanished/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46396830)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 7:05 PM
Author: Kink-friendly cerebral rigpig

These are the same “pros” that said the family told them not to pursue shark theory and that their position is they don’t know what happened. The new video paints the full picture. The kids in a boxing match with god knows how many sharks

https://twitter.com/king_scarlett_/status/1664958609501847556?s=46&t=NOVXkXsmj4763I7zl1R3YQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46396867)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 8:25 PM
Author: Nighttime walnut indirect expression site

Someone has to run shit like this to give the parents some hoap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46397160)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 10:25 PM
Author: Thirsty Gas Station Fanboi

rofl well okay if the “united cajun navy” says so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46397599)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: Narrow-minded macaca boistinker

I just know that my beach in Miami doesn't have sharks. It is a relatively private area and no beachfront condo is under $1mln here. But I wouldn't go swimming in some random ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46397086)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 8:33 PM
Author: spectacular meetinghouse

It's the same ocean, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46397191)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 10:22 PM
Author: Thirsty Gas Station Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46397591)



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Date: June 7th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: Narrow-minded macaca boistinker

Why would sharks go to my beach if they never went there before? They populate certain areas which excludes the high income areas of miami.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46400918)



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Date: June 7th, 2023 7:36 PM
Author: blathering stage idea he suggested

Shark NIMBY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46400922)



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Date: June 7th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: spectacular meetinghouse

allergic to silicon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46401016)



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Date: June 7th, 2023 11:34 PM
Author: Kink-friendly cerebral rigpig

Some self proclaimed film analyst and shark expert cleaned up footage from the higher res video and you can see he is surrounded by sharks plus a big ass shark bites him and drags him under:

https://twitter.com/LeGentilDauphin/status/1665872529435553794?s=20

Another shark guy says he sees bull sharks because they give a glowing red eye effect and suggests he was punching the juvenile sharks when they did some innocent bumping to investigate him and mother bull shark got protective and chomped him in half. Maybe the old punch the shark in the nose eyes and gills trick needs to be updated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46401729)



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Date: June 7th, 2023 11:47 PM
Author: Nighttime walnut indirect expression site

The Size and shape are consistent with a bull shark, plus I think you're more likely to encounter them at the surface vs tiger sharks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46401770)



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Date: June 8th, 2023 1:59 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Fishy Office Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46402080)



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Date: June 8th, 2023 8:17 AM
Author: splenetic embarrassed to the bone dingle berry

Deleted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46402335)



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Date: June 8th, 2023 9:37 AM
Author: Nighttime walnut indirect expression site

Bullshit. That was a good video.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46402597)



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Date: June 8th, 2023 1:12 PM
Author: passionate cerise den twinkling uncleanness

Not really. You couldn't even see anything. I expected to see actual shark outlines in his enhanced video but there wasn't shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46403526)



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Date: June 8th, 2023 1:19 PM
Author: Nighttime walnut indirect expression site

There was plenty and it was a good effort overall. There are a million ways you can do this shit. It's the same thing they do when they show you Hubble and JWST images. They are cleaned up. There's an art to it, but if you do it right you are producing accurate results.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46403550)



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Date: June 20th, 2023 4:14 PM
Author: Tantric titillating hominid

"glowing red eye effect"

lmfao the ocean is a clive barker hellscape

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46450437)



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Date: June 8th, 2023 9:02 AM
Author: confused mad cow disease hall

https://www.unilad.com/news/cameron-robbins-shark-attack-theory-957700-20230603

"None of the experts consulted can definitely say what's in the video due to the quality and length of the video," Trascher told the outlet.

"The Robbins family has requested that we not entertain that theory any longer, so our official position is that we don't know what happened while Cam was in the water."

"The girls were in bikinis and bathing suits. The guys were giving them their shirts.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46402491)



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Date: June 8th, 2023 9:36 AM
Author: Kink-friendly cerebral rigpig

Yep the family, Bahamian tourist industry/government, and gay white knighting Cajun army really would prefer you not think about the dumb kid getting torn up on an otherwise perfect sunset cruise (now 50% off).

Incidentally, the video above has been taken down after complaints from the aforementioned parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46402589)



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Date: June 8th, 2023 9:38 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Stead

yes its the Bahamas fault, not stupid birdshits for jumping into the middle of the ocean

even if there were sharks it has zero relevance for normal tourists who dont jump off cruise ships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46402600)



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Date: June 8th, 2023 1:06 PM
Author: blathering stage idea he suggested

the ocean is an attractive nuisance for 18 year old boy-men with good hair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46403500)



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Date: June 8th, 2023 1:02 PM
Author: Kink-friendly cerebral rigpig

In case anyone here leaves their house and is faced with this exact scenario:

it seems the best thing to do is stay vertical so you don’t look a seal, keep arms at side, legs together, ignore investigatory bumps by baby sharks, and try not to splash as you slowly make your way over to the life ring and then situate yourself vertically and hope someone can get to you before something bad happens

See: https://www.tiktok.com/@lsatready/video/7239887022540950830

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46403486)



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Date: June 8th, 2023 9:50 PM
Author: splenetic embarrassed to the bone dingle berry

Holy shot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46405806)



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Date: June 8th, 2023 1:05 PM
Author: adventurous amber property regret

lol at xo retards still talking about this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46403494)



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Date: June 8th, 2023 1:22 PM
Author: Kink-friendly cerebral rigpig

Amazing they there is still disagreement as to what happened among supposedly intelligent poasters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46403561)



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Date: June 8th, 2023 1:34 PM
Author: Nighttime walnut indirect expression site

Shark biology is complicated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46403651)



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Date: June 8th, 2023 6:43 PM
Author: spectacular meetinghouse

https://www.thedailybeast.com/tourists-watch-russian-man-get-devoured-by-shark-on-egypt-beach

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46405093)



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Date: June 8th, 2023 6:57 PM
Author: White dashing filthpig

We can’t tell that that’s a shark. ShRks don’t care about people so I doubt that’s what it is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46405136)



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Date: June 8th, 2023 9:52 PM
Author: splenetic embarrassed to the bone dingle berry

Never watch this tape

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46405812)



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Date: June 8th, 2023 10:08 PM
Author: Sable diverse personal credit line heaven

No this is incorrect. Sharks don’t like to eat people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46405845)



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Date: June 20th, 2023 4:13 PM
Author: Tantric titillating hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46450433)



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Date: June 24th, 2023 3:05 PM
Author: vibrant casino pistol

Bump for billionaires. Could have dodged a bullet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46468193)



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Date: December 5th, 2023 10:19 AM
Author: hateful theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#47135310)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 8:19 PM
Author: passionate cerise den twinkling uncleanness

Happy Holidays!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#47145497)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 9:40 PM
Author: Bull headed lay organic girlfriend

Fucking lol at blaming the ocean for this guy's alcohol use

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#47145782)