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Selling my last STOCKS

Just sold my last 65 SPY at an ATH Put in an order to sel...
Yapping bat-shit-crazy business firm jap
  03/21/24
Not worried about inflation destroying returns?
Hairraiser digit ratio roommate
  03/21/24
Why are you asking this loser about inflation? Guy is litera...
vigorous twinkling location juggernaut
  03/21/24
*a sexpat that never has sex... unless lizards count
Yapping bat-shit-crazy business firm jap
  03/21/24
only way to kill stagflation is to increase rates which will...
pungent cruel-hearted immigrant
  03/21/24
who cares nigga, im copping 5% and i have no inflation in as...
Yapping bat-shit-crazy business firm jap
  03/21/24
180 I have $200k in ITTE (Inverse TT ETF) and it's going to ...
pungent cruel-hearted immigrant
  03/21/24
180, how do i buy this
Yapping bat-shit-crazy business firm jap
  03/21/24
That’d cause a rip in the space time continuum
shimmering national
  03/21/24
Keep timing that market Tommy you'll get it right one of the...
aphrodisiac hall azn
  03/21/24
i know but i dont care in this situation cause im copping 5%...
Yapping bat-shit-crazy business firm jap
  03/21/24
*rates crash and Tommy misses 30% returns as numbers soar*
aphrodisiac hall azn
  03/21/24
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insecure travel guidebook stead
  03/21/24
smart move, now put it all in WIF
mewling coffee pot
  03/21/24
i dont even know how i can move money cash to coins, i think...
Yapping bat-shit-crazy business firm jap
  03/21/24
coinbase -> USDC (on SOL) -> phantom -> swap to WIF...
mewling coffee pot
  03/21/24
i know but im scared to even connect my bank actually i d...
Yapping bat-shit-crazy business firm jap
  03/21/24
send me cash and ill send u crypto if u really need it
odious son of senegal
  03/21/24
I thought the market was due for a correction or even a cras...
insecure travel guidebook stead
  03/21/24
all i know is the jews win either way
Yapping bat-shit-crazy business firm jap
  03/21/24
Why don’t you just chill and keep like $500k in stonks...
Deranged coiffed forum idiot
  03/21/24
ill do that once it drops and i get in, right now im just PI...
Yapping bat-shit-crazy business firm jap
  03/21/24
https://www.marcus.com/us/en/savings/high-yield-cds/14MCD
Confused sex offender
  03/21/24
Cit Bank will give you a slightly higher APY and not lock yo...
insecure travel guidebook stead
  03/21/24
nigga i buy CD's direct on fidelity and cop above 5% and my ...
Yapping bat-shit-crazy business firm jap
  03/21/24
limit sell on QQQ @ 449 just hit, that was 15 shares only st...
Yapping bat-shit-crazy business firm jap
  03/21/24
sell Puts you dumb nigger
Anal temple
  03/21/24
If there's one thing Tommy T's trading history indicates, it...
insecure travel guidebook stead
  03/21/24
...
Yapping bat-shit-crazy business firm jap
  03/21/24
nigga in which? furking QQQ puts id have to do like 420 and ...
Yapping bat-shit-crazy business firm jap
  03/21/24
then sell 390, pretty simple. that shit pays $1 for the May ...
Anal temple
  03/21/24
It’s insane how bad you are at managing finances
sienna hell stain
  03/21/24
wow u think? whoaaa XO has a literal WARREN BUFFET here who ...
Yapping bat-shit-crazy business firm jap
  03/21/24
You don't have to Charlie Munger level genius to buy and hol...
aphrodisiac hall azn
  03/21/24
no shit sherlock, im gay and retarded. wtf can i do abt it n...
Yapping bat-shit-crazy business firm jap
  03/21/24
Put 18 to 24 months of expenses into that dogshit CD. For th...
aphrodisiac hall azn
  03/21/24
LOL no point doing that now when stocks at ATH u faggot i...
Yapping bat-shit-crazy business firm jap
  03/21/24
Stocks are constantly at all-time highs dumbass, the reason ...
exciting site
  03/21/24
ljl this isnt true, u can run many diff numbers showing mark...
Yapping bat-shit-crazy business firm jap
  03/21/24
That's why you should buy QQQ, it's barely up
exciting site
  03/21/24
It's incredible you can fuck up so many times in the stock m...
insecure travel guidebook stead
  03/21/24
you can't reason with Tommy, he just knows it better. even w...
exciting site
  03/21/24
i was 80% plus last couple years and raped myself with CC, i...
Yapping bat-shit-crazy business firm jap
  03/21/24
This time will be the time your market prognostications are ...
insecure travel guidebook stead
  03/21/24
I absolutely fucking love him. Gorgeous poaster.
aphrodisiac hall azn
  03/21/24
To be fair, Fun fact: Over the last ~20 years, ~85% of th...
Shaky casino mediation
  03/21/24
stfu benchod bitch
Yapping bat-shit-crazy business firm jap
  03/22/24
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ruddy talking station
  03/22/24
You’re a goddamned moron and I told you to not sell co...
floppy state goal in life
  03/21/24
im just calculating again and seems im "only" out ...
Yapping bat-shit-crazy business firm jap
  03/22/24
lmao so if you make up fake prices for stocks and decide tho...
insecure travel guidebook stead
  03/22/24
nigga i just need market to tank 10% and my stupidity wont s...
Yapping bat-shit-crazy business firm jap
  03/22/24
Just do hope for a 10% tank so your decisions seem mildly le...
insecure travel guidebook stead
  03/22/24
thank u sir
Yapping bat-shit-crazy business firm jap
  03/22/24
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Vivacious violent stage cuckold
  03/22/24
why do idiots insist on timing the market. Just VTI and chil...
big sable roast beef plaza
  03/22/24
nigga that was what i was doing but then i got obssessed wit...
Yapping bat-shit-crazy business firm jap
  03/22/24


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Date: March 21st, 2024 7:27 AM
Author: Yapping bat-shit-crazy business firm jap

Just sold my last 65 SPY at an ATH

Put in an order to sell my last 50 QQQ at 450 (prob will hit soon)

I have 75k in furking god damn PAJEET stock market, need to wind that down somehow, selling 25k if it gets back to ATH (it's like 3% off)

Other than the India shit I will have NO furking stocks except some Palo Alto networks (just 5k). And I have 3 QQQ CC at 380 (lol) expiring in June. Cant get out of that shit without paying (FMA)

Ill just keep it all in 5% CD and bond funds waiting for market to tank. FURK IT (market will definitely boom 20% now that Im out, buybuybuy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5506963&forum_id=2#47512458)



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Date: March 21st, 2024 8:40 AM
Author: Hairraiser digit ratio roommate

Not worried about inflation destroying returns?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5506963&forum_id=2#47512522)



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Date: March 21st, 2024 8:58 AM
Author: vigorous twinkling location juggernaut

Why are you asking this loser about inflation? Guy is literal sexpat and couldn't hack irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5506963&forum_id=2#47512545)



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Date: March 21st, 2024 9:33 AM
Author: Yapping bat-shit-crazy business firm jap

*a sexpat that never has sex... unless lizards count

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5506963&forum_id=2#47512615)



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Date: March 21st, 2024 8:58 AM
Author: pungent cruel-hearted immigrant

only way to kill stagflation is to increase rates which will tank stocks, but who can predict when that happens esp w/ the election coming up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5506963&forum_id=2#47512548)



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Date: March 21st, 2024 9:34 AM
Author: Yapping bat-shit-crazy business firm jap

who cares nigga, im copping 5% and i have no inflation in asia, i can just live a few months in viet cheaply to get within annual budget

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5506963&forum_id=2#47512618)



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Date: March 21st, 2024 7:45 AM
Author: pungent cruel-hearted immigrant

180 I have $200k in ITTE (Inverse TT ETF) and it's going to EXPLODE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5506963&forum_id=2#47512471)



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Date: March 21st, 2024 7:47 AM
Author: Yapping bat-shit-crazy business firm jap

180, how do i buy this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5506963&forum_id=2#47512473)



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Date: March 21st, 2024 8:14 AM
Author: shimmering national

That’d cause a rip in the space time continuum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5506963&forum_id=2#47512489)



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Date: March 21st, 2024 9:44 AM
Author: aphrodisiac hall azn

Keep timing that market Tommy you'll get it right one of these days LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5506963&forum_id=2#47512631)



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Date: March 21st, 2024 9:45 AM
Author: Yapping bat-shit-crazy business firm jap

i know but i dont care in this situation cause im copping 5% on my cash, im gonna maek over 50k a year in interest at this rate when my spending is only 33.5k

so i dont care, sorta feels nice actually i have no worries at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5506963&forum_id=2#47512634)



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Date: March 21st, 2024 11:36 AM
Author: aphrodisiac hall azn

*rates crash and Tommy misses 30% returns as numbers soar*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5506963&forum_id=2#47512962)



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Date: March 21st, 2024 10:48 AM
Author: insecure travel guidebook stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5506963&forum_id=2#47512830)



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Date: March 21st, 2024 9:46 AM
Author: mewling coffee pot

smart move, now put it all in WIF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5506963&forum_id=2#47512643)



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Date: March 21st, 2024 9:49 AM
Author: Yapping bat-shit-crazy business firm jap

i dont even know how i can move money cash to coins, i think i stilll have a binance account but they deleted my bank connection

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5506963&forum_id=2#47512655)



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Date: March 21st, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: mewling coffee pot

coinbase -> USDC (on SOL) -> phantom -> swap to WIF on jup.ag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5506963&forum_id=2#47513065)



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Date: March 21st, 2024 12:14 PM
Author: Yapping bat-shit-crazy business firm jap

i know but im scared to even connect my bank

actually i dont think i can get coinbase as dont have CA DL anymore



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5506963&forum_id=2#47513071)



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Date: March 21st, 2024 10:57 PM
Author: odious son of senegal

send me cash and ill send u crypto if u really need it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5506963&forum_id=2#47514598)



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Date: March 21st, 2024 10:49 AM
Author: insecure travel guidebook stead

I thought the market was due for a correction or even a crash, but now I don't know what to think

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5506963&forum_id=2#47512831)



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Date: March 21st, 2024 10:55 AM
Author: Yapping bat-shit-crazy business firm jap

all i know is the jews win either way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5506963&forum_id=2#47512846)



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Date: March 21st, 2024 10:55 AM
Author: Deranged coiffed forum idiot

Why don’t you just chill and keep like $500k in stonks. Even if it drops by half it’s nbd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5506963&forum_id=2#47512848)



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Date: March 21st, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: Yapping bat-shit-crazy business firm jap

ill do that once it drops and i get in, right now im just PISSED abt my covered call shit and just want to cop my 5% and wait until it crashes 10% to get back in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5506963&forum_id=2#47512893)



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Date: March 21st, 2024 11:00 AM
Author: Confused sex offender

https://www.marcus.com/us/en/savings/high-yield-cds/14MCD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5506963&forum_id=2#47512868)



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Date: March 21st, 2024 11:08 AM
Author: insecure travel guidebook stead

Cit Bank will give you a slightly higher APY and not lock you into a CD. I know HYSA rates could go down and the CD lets you lock it in, but for the money I keep in $$$ I prefer the liquidity

https://www.cit.com/cit-bank/bank/savings/platinum-savings-account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5506963&forum_id=2#47512891)



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Date: March 21st, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: Yapping bat-shit-crazy business firm jap

nigga i buy CD's direct on fidelity and cop above 5% and my vanguard money market is above 5%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5506963&forum_id=2#47512895)



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Date: March 21st, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: Yapping bat-shit-crazy business firm jap

limit sell on QQQ @ 449 just hit, that was 15 shares only still have 50 left limit at 450 i need my extra $50

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5506963&forum_id=2#47513045)



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Date: March 21st, 2024 12:32 PM
Author: Anal temple

sell Puts you dumb nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5506963&forum_id=2#47513153)



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Date: March 21st, 2024 12:43 PM
Author: insecure travel guidebook stead

If there's one thing Tommy T's trading history indicates, it's that he should dabble in options.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5506963&forum_id=2#47513198)



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Date: March 21st, 2024 12:49 PM
Author: Yapping bat-shit-crazy business firm jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5506963&forum_id=2#47513219)



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Date: March 21st, 2024 12:49 PM
Author: Yapping bat-shit-crazy business firm jap

nigga in which? furking QQQ puts id have to do like 420 and then ill feel retarded if it hits cause i sold at 390

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5506963&forum_id=2#47513217)



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Date: March 21st, 2024 7:14 PM
Author: Anal temple

then sell 390, pretty simple. that shit pays $1 for the May expiration. you could go way out and sell LEAPS too, lower margin requirements if you have portfolio margin. and in the meantime you buy BIL for that 5%, only deploying the margin. WIN-WIN my NIGGER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5506963&forum_id=2#47514023)



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Date: March 21st, 2024 1:16 PM
Author: sienna hell stain

It’s insane how bad you are at managing finances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5506963&forum_id=2#47513290)



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Date: March 21st, 2024 1:26 PM
Author: Yapping bat-shit-crazy business firm jap

wow u think? whoaaa XO has a literal WARREN BUFFET here who has BRILLANT financial takes, wowowowowow lets alllll bend over in appreciation of this BUFFET HANDSOME masterman of KIKERY WISDOM from the bowels of GOLDMAN SACHS most likely given his utter PRINCETON UNIVERSITY economics department level analaysis of deranged nomadic lazy turdskin poasters net worth. thank u sir for ur knowledge and scholarship SIR mista nobel peace prize in economics 2024 for sure!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5506963&forum_id=2#47513312)



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Date: March 21st, 2024 1:34 PM
Author: aphrodisiac hall azn

You don't have to Charlie Munger level genius to buy and hold then rebalance once a year to 70/30 or 60/40, whatever. You've cost yourself 50% of your expected bankroll with your market shenanigans and this guy is right too heartily LMAO in your face about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5506963&forum_id=2#47513333)



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Date: March 21st, 2024 1:34 PM
Author: Yapping bat-shit-crazy business firm jap

no shit sherlock, im gay and retarded. wtf can i do abt it now? i have to at least make back about 10% what i missed out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5506963&forum_id=2#47513338)



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Date: March 21st, 2024 3:07 PM
Author: aphrodisiac hall azn

Put 18 to 24 months of expenses into that dogshit CD. For the rest, put 40% in an all us etf, 20% in a world ex US etf, and 40% in vanguard total bond. Anyone with a triple digit IQ knows this or something like it is tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5506963&forum_id=2#47513419)



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Date: March 21st, 2024 3:11 PM
Author: Yapping bat-shit-crazy business firm jap

LOL no point doing that now when stocks at ATH u faggot

i already have 100k+ in CD's i dont touch

i now have like 900k total in CDs or bonds

im not getting back in market until it crashes, furk it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5506963&forum_id=2#47513427)



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Date: March 21st, 2024 3:17 PM
Author: exciting site

Stocks are constantly at all-time highs dumbass, the reason you do so poorly is you sell at all-time highs when you should be holding. oh wow, the stock market is like 5% higher than it was 2.5 years ago, better sell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5506963&forum_id=2#47513452)



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Date: March 21st, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: Yapping bat-shit-crazy business firm jap

ljl this isnt true, u can run many diff numbers showing market hasnt done shit from X period, like even now QQQ is only 10% above its prior ATH and that was 2-3 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5506963&forum_id=2#47513456)



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Date: March 21st, 2024 11:07 PM
Author: exciting site

That's why you should buy QQQ, it's barely up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5506963&forum_id=2#47514636)



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Date: March 21st, 2024 11:43 PM
Author: insecure travel guidebook stead

It's incredible you can fuck up so many times in the stock market, acknowledge you fucked up, and still not learn a goddamn thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5506963&forum_id=2#47514709)



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Date: March 21st, 2024 3:16 PM
Author: exciting site

you can't reason with Tommy, he just knows it better. even when he very clearly observes that the reason he doesn't have much more money is that he's had way too little in the stock market at most times in his life. his terrible instincts are the purest distillation of why financial firms make so much money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5506963&forum_id=2#47513446)



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Date: March 21st, 2024 3:17 PM
Author: Yapping bat-shit-crazy business firm jap

i was 80% plus last couple years and raped myself with CC, i shld have 150k more its all so gay and retarded

but wtf wld i get back into market now when its at ATH? this shit is crazy and fraud and lies and cannot last, there has to be a 10% pullback this year sometime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5506963&forum_id=2#47513451)



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Date: March 21st, 2024 11:44 PM
Author: insecure travel guidebook stead

This time will be the time your market prognostications are accurate!! Best to act on this insight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5506963&forum_id=2#47514712)



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Date: March 21st, 2024 3:55 PM
Author: aphrodisiac hall azn

I absolutely fucking love him. Gorgeous poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5506963&forum_id=2#47513558)



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Date: March 21st, 2024 4:28 PM
Author: Shaky casino mediation

To be fair,

Fun fact: Over the last ~20 years, ~85% of the gains for people who were in the market happened within the Top 30 Days, and 25 of the Top 50 Days occurred *during bear cycles*. So if you didn't happen to have exposure to the market on those particular wonderful days (which are impossible to accurately predict ahead of time), oh well whoops that sucks for you faggot I guess you get to stay poor forever.

https://www.hartfordfunds.com/practice-management/client-conversations/managing-volatility/timing-the-market-is-impossible.html

In other words, time in the market beats timing the market pretty much every time, and yes that REQUIRES you to SIMPLY HODL through bears.

TL;DR -- you're a total fucking retard plus you are literally brown and smell like shit. No wonder you always make insane financial decisions and are still poor even though you're pushing 50 and you leveraged your entire youth slaving away for evil Jews at a horrible sweatshop lawfirm in a pathetic attempt to stock away some shekels.

LJL at you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5506963&forum_id=2#47513644)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: Yapping bat-shit-crazy business firm jap

stfu benchod bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5506963&forum_id=2#47514769)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 1:59 AM
Author: ruddy talking station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5506963&forum_id=2#47514962)



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Date: March 21st, 2024 7:17 PM
Author: floppy state goal in life

You’re a goddamned moron and I told you to not sell covered calls. That strategy only makes sense in a sideways market. You lost hundreds of thousands of dollars for being a retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5506963&forum_id=2#47514032)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 12:29 AM
Author: Yapping bat-shit-crazy business firm jap

im just calculating again and seems im "only" out abt 63k from my QQQ CC and another 50k from my SPY CC but at least half of this is from the FRAUD AND LIES boom, QQQ shldnt be arnd 450, if it roll back to 420 then my "missing profits" arent so bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5506963&forum_id=2#47514825)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: insecure travel guidebook stead

lmao so if you make up fake prices for stocks and decide those are the "real" prices, you've still lost money?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5506963&forum_id=2#47515581)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 10:29 AM
Author: Yapping bat-shit-crazy business firm jap

nigga i just need market to tank 10% and my stupidity wont seem as bad, if QQQ got back to 400

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5506963&forum_id=2#47515589)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 10:37 AM
Author: insecure travel guidebook stead

Just do hope for a 10% tank so your decisions seem mildly less retarded. Good luck brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5506963&forum_id=2#47515629)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 10:42 AM
Author: Yapping bat-shit-crazy business firm jap

thank u sir

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5506963&forum_id=2#47515657)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 10:43 AM
Author: Vivacious violent stage cuckold



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 10:45 AM
Author: big sable roast beef plaza

why do idiots insist on timing the market. Just VTI and chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5506963&forum_id=2#47515669)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 10:48 AM
Author: Yapping bat-shit-crazy business firm jap

nigga that was what i was doing but then i got obssessed with covered calls

but i wasnt even in indie stocks, i was all SPY and QQQ, everything was set up perfect but im a retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5506963&forum_id=2#47515682)