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Gen Alphas are a parody of zoomers
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Date: March 21st, 2024 3:39 PM Author: Cerebral church its witerally over (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507106&forum_id=2#47513522) |
Date: March 21st, 2024 3:59 PM Author: marvelous offensive crackhouse persian you mean people in the 0-14 age range? The newborn babies and 9 year old children aren't alpha enough? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507106&forum_id=2#47513577) |
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Date: March 21st, 2024 4:01 PM Author: Cerebral church theyre watching neon. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507106&forum_id=2#47513582) |
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Date: March 21st, 2024 5:06 PM Author: hairraiser center imagine a large group of people where each of your bench press, body count, and lsat score completely outclasses every one of them. thats what we’re talking about here. you never want to be the coolest one in the room. and i’m not even as prolifically gifted as your standard pumo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507106&forum_id=2#47513792) |
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Date: March 21st, 2024 5:09 PM Author: Cerebral church whats your body count? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507106&forum_id=2#47513801) |
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Date: March 21st, 2024 5:21 PM Author: marvelous offensive crackhouse persian you're saying you've slept with more women than a six year old Gen Alpha boy? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507106&forum_id=2#47513812) |
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Date: March 21st, 2024 6:38 PM Author: hairraiser center damn straight. not trying to brag, but facts are facts. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507106&forum_id=2#47513963) |
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Date: March 21st, 2024 6:58 PM Author: marvelous offensive crackhouse persian hell yeah
*bodyslams entire kindergarten class* |
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Date: March 22nd, 2024 2:09 PM Author: Sinister headpube point Wow you can bench more than a whole bunch of 10 year olds? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507106&forum_id=2#47516459) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2024 3:09 PM Author: hairraiser center lol at focusing on this when i gave a whole list of categories at which i would absolutely dominate these losers. on top of those, however, i would also almost certainly be in the top decile of income and am probably comfortably above average at playing the piano. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507106&forum_id=2#47516728) |
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Date: March 21st, 2024 4:00 PM Author: Violent Queen Of The Night Selfie brains fried by screens before theyre even old enough to know what an ipad is. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507106&forum_id=2#47513579) |
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Date: March 21st, 2024 4:34 PM Author: marvelous offensive crackhouse persian Nah. a lot of Millenial parents are trying to help their kids have '90s-style childhoods. for example, my 7 year old spends her time after school either palying sports / instruments or playing in the cul-de-sac with the neighbors kids. we just let them run around until dark. don't shove them in front of screens on car rides, 30 minutes-1 hour of staring intently at a screen per day, max (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507106&forum_id=2#47513666) |
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Date: March 21st, 2024 4:45 PM Author: Bright partner stag film Hope you are factoring in the 4000x greater number of photons and electrons firing at ur kids' central nervous system from today's modern screens versus what we experienced watching Simpsons season 6 on a CRT TV. Not to mention the "edgy" content back then was a "Smithers is gay" joke, not ultra 4K "Elsa Spiderman playroom hotdog." Oh but I'm sure you monitor what ur kids watch lol sure bud sure
Ur basically saying "hehe I smoked a lil pot when I was younger, what's the big deal" while ur kids ingest Andre-the-Giant-quantities of fentanyl |
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Date: March 21st, 2024 4:49 PM Author: Cerebral church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507106&forum_id=2#47513739) |
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Date: March 21st, 2024 5:21 PM Author: marvelous offensive crackhouse persian My kids microdose and watch Spirit Rangers. It's a trip (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507106&forum_id=2#47513814) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2024 6:17 AM Author: pungent piazza macaca 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507106&forum_id=2#47515205) |
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Date: March 21st, 2024 6:45 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle Bipolar Mad Cow Disease Childless losers should just shut the fuck up about any consideration of future generations. You opted out. Go be a self-involved douche and obsess about a gay, striver hobby like wine collecting or being a foodie or whatever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507106&forum_id=2#47513973) |
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Date: March 21st, 2024 6:50 PM Author: Cerebral church im definitely going to have kids (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507106&forum_id=2#47513985) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2024 3:11 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle Bipolar Mad Cow Disease (childless loser) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507106&forum_id=2#47515039) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2024 3:54 AM Author: Cerebral church (nerd who married the first girl who touched his penis) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507106&forum_id=2#47515115) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2024 3:54 AM Author: Concupiscible hideous halford ratface 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507106&forum_id=2#47515117) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2024 5:25 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle Bipolar Mad Cow Disease A) thank you for the compliment of nerd, loser, B) she was the ninth, thank you very much. Aww shucks poor me I married my organic college girlfriend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507106&forum_id=2#47515179) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2024 12:41 PM Author: Cerebral church imagine marrying the 9th girl you slept with and thinking thats a flex. there's a theory that guys who marry in their 20s are usually losers and im starting to think thats the case (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507106&forum_id=2#47516164) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2024 2:00 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle Bipolar Mad Cow Disease Sorry, bro, you already gave me nerd status and I filed to get my official certificate with the local nerd commission. You can’t bring me down to your level.
Also if it helps I’ve since slept with an additional 30+ women. |
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Date: March 21st, 2024 7:40 PM Author: Autistic glassy brunch Why are gens so abbreviated now? No one questioned boomers being like 20 years. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507106&forum_id=2#47514087) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2024 3:15 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle Bipolar Mad Cow Disease CR. It’s 17 years per. All are children within the last year before the oldest become adults. Boomers get one extra year bc the GIs didn’t all return until the end of 46. But boomers are 46-64, Gen X is 65-81, millennials 82-98 and Z is 99-2015. All of these year cut offs fit exactly with the most important generational milestones. These are unquestionably the best ranges and people who argue against them are retarded. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507106&forum_id=2#47515041) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2024 8:58 AM Author: Autistic glassy brunch But cowshit doesn’t want to be Gen X(‘81) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507106&forum_id=2#47515356) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2024 2:01 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle Bipolar Mad Cow Disease Yeah weird how the guy who is obsessed with Gen X and completely fluent in all Gen X major cultural milestones and an acknowledged world leading expert at trolling Gen Xers is uh well yeah. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507106&forum_id=2#47516412) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2024 5:56 PM Author: Autistic glassy brunch If only he knew how much he sucked (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507106&forum_id=2#47517262) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2024 9:16 AM Author: mind-boggling turdskin stfu cowgod (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507106&forum_id=2#47515396) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2024 9:17 AM Author: flirting dingle berry that's not cowgod, I'm Cowgod (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507106&forum_id=2#47515399) |