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My oldest just got admitted to Amherst. East Coastmos is that a good school?

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  03/22/24
Congrats!
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  03/23/24
How many dei boxes does he/she/zhe check
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  03/22/24
All dem
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A black nigger crackhead spawned tranny from Hawaii with a s...
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  03/22/24
Nah he’s one of the cis ones
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for now
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fear-inspiring private investor
  03/22/24
Damn good school
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  03/22/24
Social mobility in America is real. I’m from the prole...
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  03/22/24
Aren’t you worth like $10M? You may have been socially...
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  03/22/24
Not quite that much but interesting observation—I gues...
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  03/22/24
Do they teach the trades? If yes, then yes.
racy legend
  03/22/24
It sucks
Tan haunted graveyard
  03/22/24
U Mass Amherst is a damn fine school
Diverse naked menage
  03/22/24
sure, it's the best. im more of a swarthmore alum mysel...
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  03/22/24
Seems like the downside is that only nerdy girls even know w...
internet-worthy jade ratface base
  03/22/24
nerds but also old money east coast people crazy how no...
Laughsome Gay Garrison Turdskin
  03/22/24
I'm on the East Coast and I don't know any of these schools
mewling bearded rigpig
  03/23/24
what's the west coast equivalent, like pomona claremont harv...
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  03/23/24
yeah but nobody gives a fuck even locally. claremont co...
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  03/23/24
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  03/22/24
Amherst is a very good school, but not as good as Williams.
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  03/22/24
no distinction. there used to be swarthmore, amherst, w...
Laughsome Gay Garrison Turdskin
  03/22/24
Williams is frattier and has better lifetime prospects. Stil...
trip school cafeteria
  03/22/24
imagine the RIGOR i experienced at swattie undergrad
Laughsome Gay Garrison Turdskin
  03/22/24
Did you have to fly back to O’ahu for every school bre...
trip school cafeteria
  03/22/24
no but what kind of prole went to a college where people did...
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  03/22/24
When I was in college they would have breaks and close the ...
trip school cafeteria
  03/22/24
I’d just drive five hours across Utah to my parents pl...
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this is the new "prorre terrr" thread. 180 did...
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  03/22/24
I drove. In a 1988 Ford Tempo stick. This was in ‘94-9...
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I used to have a 1985 ford tempo. it had that stupid switch...
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  03/22/24
Oh yeah mine had that. Plus “automatic seatbelts&rdquo...
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  03/22/24
i took the greyhound home on college breaks. rate me.
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  03/22/24
this is the ultimate prorrrre terr ty for your service i...
Laughsome Gay Garrison Turdskin
  03/22/24
honestly disagree
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  03/22/24
how so, my guy? bc your professor parents already lived i...
Laughsome Gay Garrison Turdskin
  03/22/24
just saying that cheap bus travel isn't really a prole tell ...
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  03/22/24
lmfao why cant your parents afford to fly you out if your...
Laughsome Gay Garrison Turdskin
  03/22/24
because it just isn't something you NEED to do. it (taking ...
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  03/23/24
I didn’t have a car when I was in college. Once, there...
trip school cafeteria
  03/22/24
You should write vignettes about this time of your life - no...
Shaky House-broken Trailer Park Ape
  03/22/24
Wrong
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  03/22/24
If only DM was here to get mad. Can someone tweet him the up...
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iridescent step-uncle's house multi-billionaire
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Clear Theatre
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  03/23/24
When I was going to school Amherst/Williams were almost inte...
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  03/22/24
a great boarding school for mentally ill kids but you&rsq...
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  03/22/24
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Orchid jap
  03/22/24
I guess I could have been a tranny
Zombie-like library selfie
  03/22/24
I can’t imagine how pozzzed the student body at these ...
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  03/22/24
I’m so glad we have a system that allows rich trans bi...
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  03/22/24
(St Paul’s mo who had to settle for Middlebury)
trip school cafeteria
  03/22/24
was your child unable to crack a 1400 on the SAT
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  03/22/24
My kids aren’t college aged and I went to a better col...
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  03/22/24
Barbarians at the gates of your faggy elite institutions who...
internet-worthy jade ratface base
  03/22/24
What makes you so mad about it? I’m sure there are ple...
internet-worthy jade ratface base
  03/22/24
amherst is very much a conductor on the train to grad school...
Laughsome Gay Garrison Turdskin
  03/22/24
He’s looking very strongly at the “undecided&rdq...
internet-worthy jade ratface base
  03/22/24
yeah, zhe could do that, too. amherst is certainly powe...
Laughsome Gay Garrison Turdskin
  03/22/24
There aren’t plenty in HI, though I’m sure there...
Costumed Wild Toaster Reading Party
  03/22/24
There are literally zero Amherst grads in HI
lemon nursing home ladyboy
  03/22/24
Hope your kids enjoy Hamilton bro
bistre mexican dysfunction
  03/22/24
a damn fine school. i mean, it's no colgate but
Laughsome Gay Garrison Turdskin
  03/22/24
Thoughts on Haverford?
trip school cafeteria
  03/22/24
not my favorite. at that level i think you should just go to...
Laughsome Gay Garrison Turdskin
  03/22/24
bowdoin styles on bates youngblood
bistre mexican dysfunction
  03/22/24
it certainly does not. go back to grinnell
Laughsome Gay Garrison Turdskin
  03/22/24
(wesleyan alum)
bistre mexican dysfunction
  03/22/24
Distinguished alumni include Calvin "I'm gay" Cool...
infuriating burgundy church police squad
  03/22/24
Also my buddy did, which is why I had him apply there despit...
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if someone had told you "colgate" would you have b...
Laughsome Gay Garrison Turdskin
  03/22/24
Yes. A fellow summer at mofo said he went there and I was li...
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  03/22/24
180 its actually one of the best. i didnt realize until l...
Laughsome Gay Garrison Turdskin
  03/22/24
Harvey Mudd though
trip school cafeteria
  03/22/24
thats legit but its stem so everyone knows. doesnt matter if...
Laughsome Gay Garrison Turdskin
  03/22/24
Was your follow up question, “oh yeah? How long have y...
trip school cafeteria
  03/22/24
Nah I was savvy enough to recognize that he was talking abou...
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  03/22/24
not an unfair characterization
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  03/22/24
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Shaky House-broken Trailer Park Ape
  03/22/24
To be fair, Colgate is good... but if you say that in L...
Laughsome Gay Garrison Turdskin
  03/22/24
"Utah State of LACs" I'm going to remember that...
iridescent step-uncle's house multi-billionaire
  03/22/24
Oh yeah hey man. I’ve got a horrible eye for pumos so ...
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  03/22/24
That's kind of the point of being a pumo, I suppose. And Go ...
iridescent step-uncle's house multi-billionaire
  03/23/24
I'm pretty sure I didn't know what an Amherst was when I app...
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  03/22/24
It's either that or Johns Hopkins
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  03/22/24
This is the most zhis crackhead mom ever did for zhim
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  03/22/24
Growing up I recall the Amherst/Williams/Swarthmore trio hav...
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  03/22/24
I expect he’ll also get in to HYP, but I kinda like th...
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  03/22/24
Yes, it is very much a "smart people know this is a goo...
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  03/22/24
But you've gotta have the right social circles to cash that ...
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  03/22/24
deep springs
bistre mexican dysfunction
  03/22/24
They don’t take the trannies do they?
trip school cafeteria
  03/22/24
they prob take transmen by now
bistre mexican dysfunction
  03/22/24
im the only deep springs alum on xo lololol
Laughsome Gay Garrison Turdskin
  03/22/24
sad for a "prestigious" message board
Laughsome Gay Garrison Turdskin
  03/22/24
...
bistre mexican dysfunction
  03/22/24
not everyone here is gay, brother.
glittery gas station
  03/22/24
if true, would love to hear about the experience. i had app...
180 point
  03/22/24
curious, how the fuck did you get dinged? and ive been m...
Laughsome Gay Garrison Turdskin
  03/22/24
like if you search deep springs its probably all joke thread...
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  03/22/24
> there are some problems with present day deep springs ...
glittery gas station
  03/22/24
fucking faggots who "voted" on this
Laughsome Gay Garrison Turdskin
  03/22/24
bc i dont even remember the application process. it was like...
Laughsome Gay Garrison Turdskin
  03/22/24
so long ago i dont really remember. i think i had to write t...
Laughsome Gay Garrison Turdskin
  03/22/24
maybe you needed the right rec and it was wink-wink from the...
Laughsome Gay Garrison Turdskin
  03/22/24
you lying motherfucker there's no way you don't remember wri...
glittery gas station
  03/22/24
lol i did not write 9 essays. if by essays you mean re...
Laughsome Gay Garrison Turdskin
  03/22/24
https://www.reddit.com/r/ApplyingToCollege/comments/7lr3ow/d...
glittery gas station
  03/22/24
yeah i dont remember. these are all xo poasters so page l...
Laughsome Gay Garrison Turdskin
  03/22/24
i have a 92 iq. it took me a couple of weeks to write a comm...
glittery gas station
  03/22/24
who is this btw, didnt see when the moniker change happened
Laughsome Gay Garrison Turdskin
  03/22/24
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5468522&foru...
glittery gas station
  03/22/24
lol 180
Laughsome Gay Garrison Turdskin
  03/22/24
(complete retard brown alum)
Laughsome Gay Garrison Turdskin
  03/22/24
(Barnard College of Columbia University grad)
mint hot ticket booth
  03/22/24
you seem to like pissing money away so sure
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  03/22/24
I assume they’ll offer him some. I had him include in ...
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I’ve always hoped your flame but I’m now pretty ...
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  03/22/24
I’ve never met him but we know some people in common (...
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  03/22/24
how very sad for his children but at least he makes some ...
Zombie-like library selfie
  03/22/24
When you get down to the Grinnell and the Carletons and the ...
trip school cafeteria
  03/22/24
(Richmond Spider)
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  03/22/24
...
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  03/22/24
(Spike Lee)
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  03/22/24
...
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  03/22/24
extremely subtle pensive summon
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  03/22/24
VCU guy
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  04/13/24
If she doesn’t get into Stanford she’s a failure...
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  03/22/24
He, but he got dinged from early admission there so is waiti...
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  03/22/24
Lol uh wait two weeks on that “she” or “zh...
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  03/22/24
Fascinating. That's actually an extremely rare outcome at St...
iridescent step-uncle's house multi-billionaire
  03/22/24
Inconvenient as f for you. This is going to cost you like $1...
Shaky House-broken Trailer Park Ape
  03/22/24
Safety school for people rejected from every ivy + umich/nyu...
Harsh Newt Faggot Firefighter
  03/22/24
(asian)
bistre mexican dysfunction
  03/22/24
Brutal
Harsh Newt Faggot Firefighter
  03/22/24
Was trying to put my finger on it — who would pick NYU...
Shaky House-broken Trailer Park Ape
  03/22/24
I'm answering the op's question as a former bethesdamo. Pers...
Harsh Newt Faggot Firefighter
  03/22/24
No one in Bethesda is picking Rice, Oberlin or Tufts over Am...
Yapping Mustard Abode Gay Wizard
  03/22/24
I don't know anyone with strong opinions about this and have...
Harsh Newt Faggot Firefighter
  03/22/24
CR. It’s a school full of HYPS rejects but I am prett...
Yapping Mustard Abode Gay Wizard
  03/22/24
Nobody from the east coast would pick Amherst over Brown
Harsh Newt Faggot Firefighter
  03/22/24
any pretentious east coast hs kid who knows about LACs would...
bistre mexican dysfunction
  03/22/24
Ok but that just means Brown is better
Harsh Newt Faggot Firefighter
  03/22/24
No Chang this is completely wrong and also incorrect. A whi...
Yapping Mustard Abode Gay Wizard
  03/22/24
Op and I were both unfamiliar with this school so I think yo...
Harsh Newt Faggot Firefighter
  03/22/24
williams and amherst > penn and cornell (include columbia...
hairless saffron indian lodge son of senegal
  03/22/24
i generally agree with you, but there are a lot of high achi...
Stirring self-centered spot sound barrier
  03/23/24
Actually... https://www.parchment.com/c/college/tools/col...
iridescent step-uncle's house multi-billionaire
  03/23/24
Amherst has got to absolutely CRUSH Brown in crossadmits, it...
Stirring self-centered spot sound barrier
  03/23/24
https://www.parchment.com/c/college/tools/college-cross-admi...
iridescent step-uncle's house multi-billionaire
  03/23/24
i stand corrected. can't believe it. i just can't understa...
Stirring self-centered spot sound barrier
  03/24/24
Why?
Nofapping fluffy native depressive
  03/23/24
this isn't true.
Crimson narrow-minded deer antler background story
  03/23/24
...
Zombie-like library selfie
  03/22/24
nope. AWS people are smarter than ivy+ losers. cope...
Laughsome Gay Garrison Turdskin
  03/22/24
What is AWS? I went to non-Wharton penn state and my asian m...
Harsh Newt Faggot Firefighter
  03/22/24
Jesus are you an XO poaster at all? Amherst Swarthmore Will...
Yapping Mustard Abode Gay Wizard
  03/22/24
I didn't post on the college board and none of the debate ki...
Harsh Newt Faggot Firefighter
  03/22/24
"I didn't post on the college board" (prole tel...
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  03/22/24
...
Laughsome Gay Garrison Turdskin
  03/23/24
and to be 100% clear i've worked in admitting *graduate stud...
Laughsome Gay Garrison Turdskin
  03/22/24
This is some of the most bizarre Oberlin/Tufts trolling I ha...
iridescent step-uncle's house multi-billionaire
  03/22/24
its quite egregious
Laughsome Gay Garrison Turdskin
  03/22/24
oldest what
Big-titted Federal Tattoo Black Woman
  03/22/24
First classic poaster’s kid is applying to college. Se...
Shaky House-broken Trailer Park Ape
  03/22/24
we've become the Parents board lmao
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  03/22/24
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Very tactful senate
  03/23/24
my oldest also starting in the fall fwiw
Khaki swashbuckling boistinker
  03/25/24
i would ask Kant but unfortunately he's RIP. Amherst is no ...
opaque laser beams
  03/22/24
Great school. Williams is good too but probably too rural fo...
glittery gas station
  03/22/24
why cant your kid get into a uc school
ocher flirting jewess
  03/22/24
Oh nice, the minutemen. Great school.
Crimson narrow-minded deer antler background story
  03/22/24
180. Congratulations to you and your son.
iridescent step-uncle's house multi-billionaire
  03/22/24
It's good, but it's best used as a 4-year vacation with kids...
Submissive beady-eyed codepig karate
  03/22/24
Everyone's first thought is "not Williams," ITT bu...
Nofapping fluffy native depressive
  03/22/24
I don’t know anything about these except I dated a gir...
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  03/22/24
Good enough to be worth $400k?
Submissive beady-eyed codepig karate
  03/22/24
excluding opportunity cost. jfc like nothing is worth this, ...
Vengeful frum range
  03/22/24
I don't know how much money EPAH has, but my half-assed gues...
Submissive beady-eyed codepig karate
  03/22/24
He got a 50% scholarship from Occidental. Is that better you...
internet-worthy jade ratface base
  03/22/24
no
glittery gas station
  03/22/24
I’m asking the bird dude who seems smart tyvm
internet-worthy jade ratface base
  03/22/24
LACs had appeal during a more genteel time when a Williams g...
glittery gas station
  03/22/24
Interesting that’s useful ty. Honestly I’m kinda...
internet-worthy jade ratface base
  03/22/24
yeah i think your kid will be fine. let us know in a week wh...
glittery gas station
  03/22/24
dude, occidental is a joke. but it depends, is zhe smar...
Laughsome Gay Garrison Turdskin
  03/22/24
TCR
Costumed Wild Toaster Reading Party
  04/13/24
Can anyone really put a price on the networking opportunitie...
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  03/22/24
Yes. Most people don't (and can't) do shit with them.
Submissive beady-eyed codepig karate
  03/22/24
Especially from a tiny ass LAC wtf. The best networking gets...
Nofapping fluffy native depressive
  03/22/24
I mean what if he meets a girl from a rich family
internet-worthy jade ratface base
  03/22/24
Wouldn't that be easier with a bag of money, a luxury apartm...
Submissive beady-eyed codepig karate
  03/22/24
There aren’t tons of opportunities coming out of UH. O...
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  03/22/24
not even close
hairless saffron indian lodge son of senegal
  03/22/24
imagine going to an LAC thinking you'll have the most progre...
Twisted fragrant windowlicker
  03/22/24
those liberal arts colleges might as well be gaza at this po...
ocher flirting jewess
  03/22/24
ofs. its over. used to be the place for DFW types now i...
Laughsome Gay Garrison Turdskin
  03/22/24
i don't know if your flaming itt or if you actually went to ...
glittery gas station
  03/23/24
im pretty sure he was being serious
ocher flirting jewess
  03/23/24
you would think so but then he makes a hilarious poast like ...
glittery gas station
  03/23/24
i have sex with men. for money.
Laughsome Gay Garrison Turdskin
  03/23/24
Cornell has engineering and ag schools and some other shit t...
Nofapping fluffy native depressive
  03/23/24
riferong lesident of alrington here and uva is great school ...
Laughsome Gay Garrison Turdskin
  03/23/24
I said "range of options.* I listed UNC elsewhere ITT a...
Nofapping fluffy native depressive
  03/23/24
Spending hundreds of thousands for an obscure LAC doesn&rsqu...
Honey-headed Aphrodisiac Sex Offender Masturbator
  03/23/24
what flagship would make more sense than amherst for a kid f...
hairless saffron indian lodge son of senegal
  03/23/24
There's literally a nice flagship in the same town.
Crimson narrow-minded deer antler background story
  03/23/24
epah's from hawaii right? flagships are great if you're fro...
hairless saffron indian lodge son of senegal
  03/23/24
What's so bad about umass?
Crimson narrow-minded deer antler background story
  03/23/24
should have included mass-amherst here http://www.xoxohth...
Laughsome Gay Garrison Turdskin
  03/23/24
Uri too. That post make me think about the time I visite...
Crimson narrow-minded deer antler background story
  03/23/24
typical alpha chad jewish suburbanite dork shit
Laughsome Gay Garrison Turdskin
  03/23/24
when i was a sophomore in high school i visited my sibling a...
Laughsome Gay Garrison Turdskin
  03/23/24
...
Crimson narrow-minded deer antler background story
  03/23/24
am i done here bc im not a "chill" kike who domina...
Laughsome Gay Garrison Turdskin
  03/23/24
I was never a seth Rogen type. Maybe that means we are both ...
Crimson narrow-minded deer antler background story
  03/23/24
...
Laughsome Gay Garrison Turdskin
  03/23/24
the state flagship of the state in which your kid resides
ocher flirting jewess
  03/23/24
Epah has money though. You think the kid would be better off...
Crimson narrow-minded deer antler background story
  03/23/24
Michigan, UVA, UNC
Nofapping fluffy native depressive
  03/23/24
Retard take. This would make sense if OP's kid was consideri...
Crimson narrow-minded deer antler background story
  03/23/24
Be nice to epah
Harsh Newt Faggot Firefighter
  03/23/24
It's the least obscure college on earth because everyone has...
Nofapping fluffy native depressive
  03/23/24
how was colby?
Laughsome Gay Garrison Turdskin
  03/23/24
cr
bistre mexican dysfunction
  03/23/24
There are like 4 colleges worth spending money to go to. The...
Nofapping fluffy native depressive
  03/23/24
I did the TTT undergraduate -> elite graduate program rou...
iridescent step-uncle's house multi-billionaire
  03/23/24
How furking old are you?
Snowy Bateful Mad Cow Disease Box Office
  03/23/24
46 I guess, why?
internet-worthy jade ratface base
  03/23/24
lollercausting at everyone talking about made up colleges IT...
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  03/23/24
only you know your kid so try to take this objectively rathe...
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  03/23/24
thats a lot of words to say dont go to amherst if you dont w...
Laughsome Gay Garrison Turdskin
  03/23/24
We're long past the world of nerds at elite colleges. This i...
Charismatic dopamine theater stage
  03/23/24
interesting take
Stirring self-centered spot sound barrier
  03/23/24
great post and very acute JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT XO WAS ...
Laughsome Gay Garrison Turdskin
  03/23/24
yep, no substance abuse at state schools.
Crimson narrow-minded deer antler background story
  03/23/24
it's a different culture and they're big enough that you can...
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You can just say whether you went to Stanford
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It's a tiny school.
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stfu EPAH, just stfu.
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I AM FUCKING SICK OF SEEING THIS THREAD
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Date: March 22nd, 2024 6:28 PM
Author: internet-worthy jade ratface base



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Date: March 23rd, 2024 5:16 PM
Author: Lascivious indecent chapel

Congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47520022)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 6:29 PM
Author: lavender domesticated brunch

How many dei boxes does he/she/zhe check

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517366)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 6:31 PM
Author: internet-worthy jade ratface base

All dem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517373)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: Boyish geriatric center round eye

A black nigger crackhead spawned tranny from Hawaii with a single dad who can pay full freight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517444)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 7:19 PM
Author: internet-worthy jade ratface base

Nah he’s one of the cis ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517604)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 7:28 PM
Author: Clear Theatre

for now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517645)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: Submissive beady-eyed codepig karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517959)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 9:42 PM
Author: Vengeful frum range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517991)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 11:19 PM
Author: fear-inspiring private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47518275)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 11:18 PM
Author: fear-inspiring private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47518274)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 6:29 PM
Author: carnelian business firm

Damn good school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517367)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 6:32 PM
Author: internet-worthy jade ratface base

Social mobility in America is real. I’m from the prolest rural roots possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517375)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 6:50 PM
Author: Peach queen of the night plaza

Aren’t you worth like $10M? You may have been socially mobile but don’t pretend zhe is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517465)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 7:25 PM
Author: internet-worthy jade ratface base

Not quite that much but interesting observation—I guess I mean in terms of childhood experience whereby a prole can raise a future elite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517628)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 6:30 PM
Author: racy legend

Do they teach the trades? If yes, then yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517368)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 6:31 PM
Author: Tan haunted graveyard

It sucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517372)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 6:32 PM
Author: Diverse naked menage

U Mass Amherst is a damn fine school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517374)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 6:32 PM
Author: Laughsome Gay Garrison Turdskin

sure, it's the best.

im more of a swarthmore alum myself but amherst-williams-swarthmore is the HYP of "i go to school in the northeast, actually" LAC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517377)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 6:36 PM
Author: internet-worthy jade ratface base

Seems like the downside is that only nerdy girls even know what it is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517390)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 6:39 PM
Author: Laughsome Gay Garrison Turdskin

nerds but also old money east coast people

crazy how nobody on the west coast gives a FUCK what a swarthmore or williams or amherst is. not even they dont give a fuck--they literally dont know what youre talking about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517400)



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Date: March 23rd, 2024 9:57 AM
Author: mewling bearded rigpig

I'm on the East Coast and I don't know any of these schools

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47518955)



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Date: March 23rd, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: Stirring self-centered spot sound barrier

what's the west coast equivalent, like pomona claremont harvey mudd etc?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47519241)



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Date: March 23rd, 2024 3:02 PM
Author: Laughsome Gay Garrison Turdskin

yeah but nobody gives a fuck even locally.

claremont colleges, reed are good. but dont expect people in california to care if they dont already know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47519703)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 6:42 PM
Author: bistre mexican dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517418)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 6:32 PM
Author: trip school cafeteria

Amherst is a very good school, but not as good as Williams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517378)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 6:34 PM
Author: Laughsome Gay Garrison Turdskin

no distinction.

there used to be swarthmore, amherst, williams distinctions (williams frattier, swarthmore RIGOROUS) but in 2024 there's no distinction

but its still AWS or ding! fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517385)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 6:38 PM
Author: trip school cafeteria

Williams is frattier and has better lifetime prospects. Still, I think it’d be damn nice to be able to go to college in the Berkshires. I did not, because I am not preftigious.

Also, I am lolling internally about the trip home from Western Mass to O’ahu for winter break, spring break, summer. That’s a hike.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517398)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 6:40 PM
Author: Laughsome Gay Garrison Turdskin

imagine the RIGOR i experienced at swattie undergrad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517403)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 6:41 PM
Author: trip school cafeteria

Did you have to fly back to O’ahu for every school break?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517412)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 6:42 PM
Author: Laughsome Gay Garrison Turdskin

no but what kind of prole went to a college where people didnt have to fly back all over the world on breaks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517415)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 6:44 PM
Author: trip school cafeteria

When I was in college they would have breaks and close the dorms and I’d spend the next 18-20 hours on an Amtrak or a Grey dog bus or some combination of both. Those were some formative years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517435)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 6:51 PM
Author: internet-worthy jade ratface base

I’d just drive five hours across Utah to my parents place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517473)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 6:52 PM
Author: Laughsome Gay Garrison Turdskin

this is the new "prorre terrr" thread. 180

did you drive or did your parents pick you up on college breaks? that settles it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517481)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 6:57 PM
Author: internet-worthy jade ratface base

I drove. In a 1988 Ford Tempo stick. This was in ‘94-98

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517502)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 8:26 PM
Author: opaque laser beams

I used to have a 1985 ford tempo. it had that stupid switch under the steering wheel to get the key out. that was a pain in the ass because I drove the car one armed with a broken collarbone for a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517789)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 8:39 PM
Author: internet-worthy jade ratface base

Oh yeah mine had that. Plus “automatic seatbelts”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517811)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 7:17 PM
Author: bistre mexican dysfunction

i took the greyhound home on college breaks. rate me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517594)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 11:06 PM
Author: Laughsome Gay Garrison Turdskin

this is the ultimate prorrrre terr

ty for your service in describing your journey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47518242)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 11:34 PM
Author: hairless saffron indian lodge son of senegal

honestly disagree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47518305)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 11:39 PM
Author: Laughsome Gay Garrison Turdskin

how so, my guy?

bc your professor parents already lived in cambridge?

but that means you knew people in cambridge, actually, who did have to fly out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47518317)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 11:43 PM
Author: hairless saffron indian lodge son of senegal

just saying that cheap bus travel isn't really a prole tell for a college kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47518326)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 11:46 PM
Author: Laughsome Gay Garrison Turdskin

lmfao

why cant your parents afford to fly you out if youre at fucking dartmouth or cornell and far away from civilization

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47518336)



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Date: March 23rd, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: hairless saffron indian lodge son of senegal

because it just isn't something you NEED to do. it (taking a bus vs a flight) is just not a tell one way or the other, sort of like how driving a luxury car vs a "normal" car isn't a class tell in any way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47518405)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 6:58 PM
Author: trip school cafeteria

I didn’t have a car when I was in college. Once, there was a hurricane and I got a ride with someone, but he lived like 4 counties over, soi got dropped off somewhere that was like 45 mins south of the Penna Turnpike. I waited like 3 hours sitting on a dufflebag on the parking lot of a Sheetz without a dollar to my name for my mom’s husband at the time to show up in a panel van and drive me the rest of the way into town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517503)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 7:15 PM
Author: Shaky House-broken Trailer Park Ape

You should write vignettes about this time of your life - not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517590)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 6:42 PM
Author: bistre mexican dysfunction

Wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517420)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 6:34 PM
Author: internet-worthy jade ratface base

If only DM was here to get mad. Can someone tweet him the update at least?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517383)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 8:12 PM
Author: iridescent step-uncle's house multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517760)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 8:20 PM
Author: Clear Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517774)



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Date: March 23rd, 2024 2:07 PM
Author: french pale weed whacker hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47519590)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 6:38 PM
Author: Haunting corn cake stead

When I was going to school Amherst/Williams were almost interchangeable and both top tier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517396)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 6:38 PM
Author: Zombie-like library selfie

a great boarding school for mentally ill kids

but you’ll face a reckoning after that, so this just delays the inevitable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517397)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 7:38 PM
Author: Orchid jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517678)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 8:42 PM
Author: Zombie-like library selfie

I guess I could have been a tranny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517826)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 6:40 PM
Author: lavender domesticated brunch

I can’t imagine how pozzzed the student body at these places must be these days

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517402)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 6:40 PM
Author: Costumed Wild Toaster Reading Party

I’m so glad we have a system that allows rich trans biracial kids from Hawaii to experience life as a NESCAC student in rural New England. I’m sure zhe will really benefit from the strong alumni network when zhe returns to Hawaii and or California and this will not be a stupid waste of money or sign of small liberal arts colleges destroying themselves in the name of DEI at all. Much better that your child should get that spot than the Groton-educated child of a doctor/lawyer couple who met at Amherst and live in Concord!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517408)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 6:43 PM
Author: trip school cafeteria

(St Paul’s mo who had to settle for Middlebury)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517423)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 6:44 PM
Author: infuriating burgundy church police squad

was your child unable to crack a 1400 on the SAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517433)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Costumed Wild Toaster Reading Party

My kids aren’t college aged and I went to a better college that was not a LAC. I also went to boarding school and know tons of people who ended up at top and middle-tier LACs.

I’m remarking on the decline of prestige/tradition at these small-but-good LACs. Place like Amherst, Williams, Swarthmore, Middlebury, etc. SHOULD be for the above average kid at Hotchkiss, Deerfield, Andover, etc. who is going to work in NYC or maybe Boston or DC—not randoms from the rest of the country who are LARPING as some kind of New Englander or Mid-Atlantic person with no understanding of the history/culture of these schools. I get them wanting to apply to Harvard, MIT, Columbia—those are national/international schools in urban areas with good grad programs too. But it’s weird to me that some quirky trans kid from Hawaii with a not-snobby dad and a crackhead mom would be all that interested in a tiny college in rural Massachusetts that basically exists to credential a very specific part of east coast elite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517681)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 10:47 PM
Author: internet-worthy jade ratface base

Barbarians at the gates of your faggy elite institutions who don’t even appreciate your precious “history/culture” 😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47518196)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 6:44 PM
Author: internet-worthy jade ratface base

What makes you so mad about it? I’m sure there are plenty of Amherst grads in HI and CA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517434)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 6:46 PM
Author: Laughsome Gay Garrison Turdskin

amherst is very much a conductor on the train to grad school btw

is that what zhe wants?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517450)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 6:58 PM
Author: internet-worthy jade ratface base

He’s looking very strongly at the “undecided” option. I’m trying to get him to join one of the intelligence agencies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517504)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: Laughsome Gay Garrison Turdskin

yeah, zhe could do that, too.

amherst is certainly powerful for the liberal deep state elite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517726)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 7:50 PM
Author: Costumed Wild Toaster Reading Party

There aren’t plenty in HI, though I’m sure there are a few in CA. I would bet there are more on the Upper East Side than there are in all of Hawaii, and more in Manhattan and Westchester than all of CT. The school is under 500 people per class year and only has like 28,000 living alumni.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517710)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 9:42 PM
Author: lemon nursing home ladyboy

There are literally zero Amherst grads in HI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517992)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 6:46 PM
Author: bistre mexican dysfunction

Hope your kids enjoy Hamilton bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517447)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 6:47 PM
Author: Laughsome Gay Garrison Turdskin

a damn fine school.

i mean, it's no colgate but

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517452)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 6:49 PM
Author: trip school cafeteria

Thoughts on Haverford?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517458)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 6:51 PM
Author: Laughsome Gay Garrison Turdskin

not my favorite. at that level i think you should just go to bates, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517470)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 6:55 PM
Author: bistre mexican dysfunction

bowdoin styles on bates youngblood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517494)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 6:56 PM
Author: Laughsome Gay Garrison Turdskin

it certainly does not. go back to grinnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517499)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 7:09 PM
Author: bistre mexican dysfunction

(wesleyan alum)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517545)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 6:43 PM
Author: infuriating burgundy church police squad

Distinguished alumni include Calvin "I'm gay" Coolidge and David Poaster Wallace

Also, the pastor father from hit family drama Seventh Heaven:

Stephen Collins was born on October 1, 1947, in Des Moines, Iowa, to mother Madeleine (née Robertson) and father Cyrus Stickney Collins, an airline executive.[3][4] Collins was raised with his two older brothers in Hastings-on-Hudson, New York, and attended Amherst College in Massachusetts, graduating cum laude.[5] While at Amherst, he played bass guitar in a number of bands.[6] He was also then a singing member of the Amherst College Zumbyes.

...

Collins is an Episcopalian[20] and a practitioner of Transcendental Meditation (TM) and has taken part in the advanced TM Yogic Flying technique since 1980.[21] Until October 2014, he was a national co-director of the Committee for Stress-Free Schools, which advocates practicing TM in schools and funds TM research.[22]

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In a December 2014 interview with People, Collins admitted that he committed "inappropriate sexual conduct with three female minors" in 1973, 1982, and 1994.[1][2]

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Finally, the co-chair of Wachtell went to Amherst

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517422)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 6:47 PM
Author: internet-worthy jade ratface base

Also my buddy did, which is why I had him apply there despite being a prole from the West like described above who had never even heard of “Amherst” until LS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517451)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 6:48 PM
Author: Laughsome Gay Garrison Turdskin

if someone had told you "colgate" would you have been confused for a second like were they talking about the product we all know or....?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517455)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 6:50 PM
Author: internet-worthy jade ratface base

Yes. A fellow summer at mofo said he went there and I was like ??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517464)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 6:52 PM
Author: Laughsome Gay Garrison Turdskin

180

its actually one of the best. i didnt realize until later literally nobody in the west knows anything about LAC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517477)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 6:53 PM
Author: trip school cafeteria

Harvey Mudd though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517482)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 6:54 PM
Author: Laughsome Gay Garrison Turdskin

thats legit but its stem so everyone knows. doesnt matter if normies know. harvey mudd pulls weight in that world

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517485)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 6:52 PM
Author: trip school cafeteria

Was your follow up question, “oh yeah? How long have you been a dentist?”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517479)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 7:08 PM
Author: internet-worthy jade ratface base

Nah I was savvy enough to recognize that he was talking about something I didn’t know. But he was from Hastings, so I kind of assume “Colgate” was basically the USU of LACs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517532)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 7:18 PM
Author: bistre mexican dysfunction

not an unfair characterization

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517603)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 7:19 PM
Author: Shaky House-broken Trailer Park Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517610)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 7:58 PM
Author: Laughsome Gay Garrison Turdskin

To be fair, Colgate is good...

but if you say that in LA or SF or Seattle or Denver or Dallas or Chicago you get "*blank stare*"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517728)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 8:17 PM
Author: iridescent step-uncle's house multi-billionaire

"Utah State of LACs"

I'm going to remember that one. I'm a Utah State alum myself from the same class as EPAH. Not flame. I'm hoping we can take down TCU tonight, but USU always blows it in the tournament.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517771)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 9:59 PM
Author: internet-worthy jade ratface base

Oh yeah hey man. I’ve got a horrible eye for pumos so I never recognize you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47518053)



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Date: March 23rd, 2024 1:03 AM
Author: iridescent step-uncle's house multi-billionaire

That's kind of the point of being a pumo, I suppose. And Go Aggies! 88-72.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47518508)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 9:38 PM
Author: spectacular disrespectful field juggernaut

I'm pretty sure I didn't know what an Amherst was when I applied to college.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517983)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 6:43 PM
Author: Violent puppy whorehouse

It's either that or Johns Hopkins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517430)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 8:23 PM
Author: opaque laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517782)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 6:43 PM
Author: Sepia supple incel

This is the most zhis crackhead mom ever did for zhim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517431)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 6:46 PM
Author: mint hot ticket booth

Growing up I recall the Amherst/Williams/Swarthmore trio having prestige roughly on par with lower Ivies (except Cornell, which is/was a TTT), particularly among the East Coast UMC. Not sure that holds anymore but it's still a good school. Also prestige matters significantly less than it used to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517446)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 6:49 PM
Author: internet-worthy jade ratface base

I expect he’ll also get in to HYP, but I kinda like the idea of a small school whose prestige is confined to prestigious people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517457)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 6:50 PM
Author: mint hot ticket booth

Yes, it is very much a "smart people know this is a good school" school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517462)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: Submissive beady-eyed codepig karate

But you've gotta have the right social circles to cash that check.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517970)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 6:50 PM
Author: bistre mexican dysfunction

deep springs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517467)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 6:51 PM
Author: trip school cafeteria

They don’t take the trannies do they?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517471)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 6:54 PM
Author: bistre mexican dysfunction

they prob take transmen by now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517490)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 6:55 PM
Author: Laughsome Gay Garrison Turdskin

im the only deep springs alum on xo lololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517493)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 6:55 PM
Author: Laughsome Gay Garrison Turdskin

sad for a "prestigious" message board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517496)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 7:08 PM
Author: bistre mexican dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517537)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 8:23 PM
Author: glittery gas station

not everyone here is gay, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517781)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 9:28 PM
Author: 180 point

if true, would love to hear about the experience. i had applied and got dinged a long time ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517950)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 11:10 PM
Author: Laughsome Gay Garrison Turdskin

curious, how the fuck did you get dinged?

and ive been making threads about this for years; most people either didn't believe me or more likely didn't know wtf i was talking about...fratty, not even american, is the only one who jokes about it with me.

there are some problems with present day deep springs that annoy me. the usual story--libtards.

in my day it was all pure 100% str8 masculine (nerdy) men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47518251)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 11:11 PM
Author: Laughsome Gay Garrison Turdskin

like if you search deep springs its probably all joke threads from me but i noticed nobody else ever chimed in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47518254)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 11:18 PM
Author: glittery gas station

> there are some problems with present day deep springs

Yes, there's a name for this group of people: females.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47518269)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 11:20 PM
Author: Laughsome Gay Garrison Turdskin

fucking faggots who "voted" on this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47518280)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 11:14 PM
Author: Laughsome Gay Garrison Turdskin

bc i dont even remember the application process. it was like, write us about wanting to go here and then they were just like, "greetings, deep springs admit, here's how life goes down at this college..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47518258)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 11:17 PM
Author: Laughsome Gay Garrison Turdskin

so long ago i dont really remember. i think i had to write them an essay or two?

so if youre on xo, i dont know how you got dinged.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47518267)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 11:19 PM
Author: Laughsome Gay Garrison Turdskin

maybe you needed the right rec and it was wink-wink from there? not asking you to out yourself, but did you go to a legit boarding school that feeds deep springs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47518278)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 11:22 PM
Author: glittery gas station

you lying motherfucker there's no way you don't remember writing nine (9) essays if you actually went there. i remember the requirement clearly and i never even applied because of their number. good thing because it would have been a terrible fit even if i got in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47518283)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 11:25 PM
Author: Laughsome Gay Garrison Turdskin

lol i did not write 9 essays.

if by essays you mean real papers. you mean 9 questions? like a page each?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47518286)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 11:31 PM
Author: glittery gas station

https://www.reddit.com/r/ApplyingToCollege/comments/7lr3ow/deep_springs_college_essays/?rdt=36536

something like this but back then there were even more prompts requiring page-length responses, mixed in with shorter half-page ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47518300)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 11:33 PM
Author: Laughsome Gay Garrison Turdskin

yeah i dont remember.

these are all xo poasters so page length "responses" are easy.

i definitely didnt submit 9 legitimate "essays" or "papers"

i would remember that bc most kids dont have 9 legitimate works to submit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47518303)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 11:40 PM
Author: glittery gas station

i have a 92 iq. it took me a couple of weeks to write a common app essay that i thought was decent enough, which i think got me into a "prestigious" school. i definitely didn't have 9 essays in me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47518319)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 11:42 PM
Author: Laughsome Gay Garrison Turdskin

who is this btw, didnt see when the moniker change happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47518324)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 11:48 PM
Author: glittery gas station

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5468522&forum_id=2#47235493

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5372635&mc=23&forum_id=2#46546823

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47518339)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 11:53 PM
Author: Laughsome Gay Garrison Turdskin

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47518358)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 6:50 PM
Author: Laughsome Gay Garrison Turdskin

(complete retard brown alum)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517463)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 6:52 PM
Author: mint hot ticket booth

(Barnard College of Columbia University grad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517476)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 6:58 PM
Author: Indigo community account

you seem to like pissing money away so sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517505)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 7:11 PM
Author: internet-worthy jade ratface base

I assume they’ll offer him some. I had him include in his essay that despite me having money, he always had an austere childhood and doesn’t expect to receive any parental support once he turns 18.

No one can resist the image of a childhood with an austere white father and a black heroin addicted mother who left you at 8.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517558)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 7:14 PM
Author: Zombie-like library selfie

I’ve always hoped your flame but I’m now pretty convinced you’re not

that being said if you had any pride at all as a man you would have killed yourself years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517584)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 7:19 PM
Author: Shaky House-broken Trailer Park Ape

I’ve never met him but we know some people in common (SF legal community is barely bigger than Cleveland’s). He is 1,000% not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517609)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: Zombie-like library selfie

how very sad for his children

but at least he makes some clients happy ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517622)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 7:00 PM
Author: trip school cafeteria

When you get down to the Grinnell and the Carletons and the University of Richmonds of the world, you might as well start bringing up Spelman and Morehouse too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517509)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 7:20 PM
Author: Shaky House-broken Trailer Park Ape

(Richmond Spider)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517612)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 7:24 PM
Author: bistre mexican dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517623)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 7:24 PM
Author: bistre mexican dysfunction

(Spike Lee)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517626)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 7:29 PM
Author: Shaky House-broken Trailer Park Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517651)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 7:59 PM
Author: Laughsome Gay Garrison Turdskin

extremely subtle pensive summon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517734)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 8:06 PM
Author: swollen stimulating temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517749)



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Date: April 13th, 2024 5:13 PM
Author: multi-colored navy stag film

VCU guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47580176)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 7:18 PM
Author: Yapping Mustard Abode Gay Wizard

If she doesn’t get into Stanford she’s a failure HTH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517599)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 7:20 PM
Author: internet-worthy jade ratface base

He, but he got dinged from early admission there so is waiting on the results from the normal pool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517613)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 7:29 PM
Author: Yapping Mustard Abode Gay Wizard

Lol uh wait two weeks on that “she” or “zhe” or “otherkin” brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517649)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: iridescent step-uncle's house multi-billionaire

Fascinating. That's actually an extremely rare outcome at Stanford. Stanford doesn't like to defer early applicants; they almost always either accept or reject outright. They only defer if you are right on the bubble.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517947)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 7:22 PM
Author: Shaky House-broken Trailer Park Ape

Inconvenient as f for you. This is going to cost you like $125k/year.

Very well respected school. Agree that it’s seen as same tier as lower Ivies other than Cornell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517616)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: Harsh Newt Faggot Firefighter

Safety school for people rejected from every ivy + umich/nyu/cal/rice/oberlin/tufts/NW/hopkins/chicago/mit and the top state school (non-directional only)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517621)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 7:25 PM
Author: bistre mexican dysfunction

(asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517631)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 7:29 PM
Author: Harsh Newt Faggot Firefighter

Brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517647)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 7:29 PM
Author: Shaky House-broken Trailer Park Ape

Was trying to put my finger on it — who would pick NYU or fucking Tufts or Oberlin over Amherst?

And do the same people even apply to state flagships and Amherst? Very little overlap. State flagships are sometimes the best option but the Peddie kids going to Amherst aren’t applying to UConn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517648)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 7:31 PM
Author: Harsh Newt Faggot Firefighter

I'm answering the op's question as a former bethesdamo. Personally don't gaf about any of them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517659)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 7:32 PM
Author: Yapping Mustard Abode Gay Wizard

No one in Bethesda is picking Rice, Oberlin or Tufts over Amherst, and only people from Bethesda think Hopkins is an equivalent school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517663)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 7:33 PM
Author: Harsh Newt Faggot Firefighter

I don't know anyone with strong opinions about this and haven't lived there for 20 years so you could be right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517667)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 7:31 PM
Author: Yapping Mustard Abode Gay Wizard

CR. It’s a school full of HYPS rejects but I am pretty sure it does well with cross admits to everywhere else eg lol at going to Brown over Amherst. At least that was the case 30 years ago when I actually knew about this bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517660)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 7:35 PM
Author: Harsh Newt Faggot Firefighter

Nobody from the east coast would pick Amherst over Brown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517671)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 7:36 PM
Author: bistre mexican dysfunction

any pretentious east coast hs kid who knows about LACs would pick Amherst over Brown ten times out of ten unless they were asian lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517673)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 7:37 PM
Author: Harsh Newt Faggot Firefighter

Ok but that just means Brown is better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517677)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 8:08 PM
Author: Yapping Mustard Abode Gay Wizard

No Chang this is completely wrong and also incorrect. A white preppy future C suite overlord of globohomomegacorp understands this intuitively. A bug who will be in the fight of his career to get a first level management job in his early 50s only to be demoted back to IC 18 months later is the only kind of person who thinks “ahhh Ivy plestige ah soo gooood!”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517753)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 8:29 PM
Author: Harsh Newt Faggot Firefighter

Op and I were both unfamiliar with this school so I think you're reaching a little bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517796)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 11:30 PM
Author: hairless saffron indian lodge son of senegal

williams and amherst > penn and cornell (include columbia here if you're 40+ years old)

they're equal to brown, dartmouth, columbia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47518298)



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Date: March 23rd, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: Stirring self-centered spot sound barrier

i generally agree with you, but there are a lot of high achievers that come out of penn wharton. wait what? penn > cornell & brown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47519265)



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Date: March 23rd, 2024 12:54 AM
Author: iridescent step-uncle's house multi-billionaire

Actually...

https://www.parchment.com/c/college/tools/college-cross-admit-comparison.php?compare=Amherst+College&with=Brown+University

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47518480)



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Date: March 23rd, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Stirring self-centered spot sound barrier

Amherst has got to absolutely CRUSH Brown in crossadmits, it's a much better school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47519257)



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Date: March 23rd, 2024 9:09 PM
Author: iridescent step-uncle's house multi-billionaire

https://www.parchment.com/c/college/tools/college-cross-admit-comparison.php?compare=Amherst+College&with=Brown+University

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47520810)



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Date: March 24th, 2024 7:07 PM
Author: Stirring self-centered spot sound barrier

i stand corrected. can't believe it. i just can't understand why anyone would want to go to BROWN. how was sex power god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47522999)



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Date: March 23rd, 2024 10:24 PM
Author: Nofapping fluffy native depressive

Why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47521046)



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Date: March 23rd, 2024 12:16 PM
Author: Crimson narrow-minded deer antler background story

this isn't true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47519284)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 7:31 PM
Author: Zombie-like library selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517662)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 8:00 PM
Author: Laughsome Gay Garrison Turdskin

nope.

AWS people are smarter than ivy+ losers.

cope and seethe more

how was vanderbilt, btw?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517736)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 8:09 PM
Author: Harsh Newt Faggot Firefighter

What is AWS? I went to non-Wharton penn state and my asian mom forbid me from applying to amherst

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517755)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 8:15 PM
Author: Yapping Mustard Abode Gay Wizard

Jesus are you an XO poaster at all? Amherst Swarthmore Williams, the widely acknowledged top 3 of the LACs. It’s been the case for 30 years that these are better/more selective and prestigious schools than any school other than HYPSM as long as you back out weird modern anomalies like foreign born Asians applying to UCLA en masse and dropping their acceptance rate to 2%.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517766)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 8:25 PM
Author: Harsh Newt Faggot Firefighter

I didn't post on the college board and none of the debate kids I went to summer camp with were targeting "AWS" and no one I met in biglaw did either. They mostly represented top high schools across the USA (non-stem). Maybe it's just weird selection bias for law and policy gunners. No idea but AWS sounds really prestigious though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517788)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 8:29 PM
Author: opaque laser beams

"I didn't post on the college board"

(prole tell)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517795)



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Date: March 23rd, 2024 3:04 PM
Author: Laughsome Gay Garrison Turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47519706)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 11:38 PM
Author: Laughsome Gay Garrison Turdskin

and to be 100% clear i've worked in admitting *graduate students* at an elite univeristy.

believe me when i tell you AWS undergrads are HUGELY overrepresented in elite grad departments compared to random shit striver schools

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47518310)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 9:33 PM
Author: iridescent step-uncle's house multi-billionaire

This is some of the most bizarre Oberlin/Tufts trolling I have seen in my life. Rice trolling as well, but that is at least less egregious. You're seriously trying to argue that a rational person would pick fucking Tufts over Amherst?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517962)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 11:41 PM
Author: Laughsome Gay Garrison Turdskin

its quite egregious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47518322)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 7:27 PM
Author: Big-titted Federal Tattoo Black Woman

oldest what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517641)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 7:31 PM
Author: Shaky House-broken Trailer Park Ape

First classic poaster’s kid is applying to college. Seminal moment for xo. Some good stuff ITT like PR board all over again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517661)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 7:33 PM
Author: bistre mexican dysfunction

we've become the Parents board lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517665)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 7:33 PM
Author: Yapping Mustard Abode Gay Wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517666)



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Date: March 23rd, 2024 1:24 AM
Author: Very tactful senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47518551)



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Date: March 25th, 2024 3:51 AM
Author: Khaki swashbuckling boistinker

my oldest also starting in the fall fwiw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47523987)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 8:22 PM
Author: opaque laser beams

i would ask Kant but unfortunately he's RIP. Amherst is no JHU.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517779)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 8:26 PM
Author: glittery gas station

Great school. Williams is good too but probably too rural for your kid. Amherst is in a college town with lots of other schools in the area. Swarthmore is too lib even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517790)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 8:42 PM
Author: ocher flirting jewess

why cant your kid get into a uc school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517822)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 9:31 PM
Author: Crimson narrow-minded deer antler background story

Oh nice, the minutemen. Great school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517956)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: iridescent step-uncle's house multi-billionaire

180. Congratulations to you and your son.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517965)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: Submissive beady-eyed codepig karate

It's good, but it's best used as a 4-year vacation with kids who have trusts big enough fund the rest of their life. Is your kid's trust fund that big?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517967)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 9:36 PM
Author: Nofapping fluffy native depressive

Everyone's first thought is "not Williams," ITT but also IRL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517976)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 10:16 PM
Author: internet-worthy jade ratface base

I don’t know anything about these except I dated a girl in LS from Williams and my best friend in LS went to Amherst. Lower acceptance rate at Amherst fwiw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47518119)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 9:43 PM
Author: Submissive beady-eyed codepig karate

Good enough to be worth $400k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47517996)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 9:49 PM
Author: Vengeful frum range

excluding opportunity cost. jfc like nothing is worth this, better off investing in the stock market basically.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47518018)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 9:54 PM
Author: Submissive beady-eyed codepig karate

I don't know how much money EPAH has, but my half-assed guess is that he's in a spot where $400k is still meaningful, which means it's worth considering alternatives, like a $200k school and setting up the kid with $200k for a house, business, or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47518037)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 10:04 PM
Author: internet-worthy jade ratface base

He got a 50% scholarship from Occidental. Is that better you think?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47518065)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 10:18 PM
Author: glittery gas station

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47518127)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 10:24 PM
Author: internet-worthy jade ratface base

I’m asking the bird dude who seems smart tyvm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47518142)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 11:02 PM
Author: glittery gas station

LACs had appeal during a more genteel time when a Williams grad could walk into a wall st firm, but really don't make sense anymore unless your kid is dying to get a PhD, which he shouldn't. These schools' names alone don't get you anywhere these days.

Amherst is still prestigious in select circles, but Occidental is the worst of all worlds: small alumnus network, academically mediocre student body, and without any kind of name recognition.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47518231)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 11:09 PM
Author: internet-worthy jade ratface base

Interesting that’s useful ty. Honestly I’m kinda hoping for HYP so that even my prole network says wow

My brother asked what he had to score on the ACT to get in at Amherst

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47518248)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 11:33 PM
Author: glittery gas station

yeah i think your kid will be fine. let us know in a week when he finds out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47518301)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 11:45 PM
Author: Laughsome Gay Garrison Turdskin

dude, occidental is a joke.

but it depends, is zhe smart?

if zhe is smart and wants to try then amherst is the place.

but if zhe is not that smart and just wants to chill then occidental would be fine.

amherst is for smart people who are trying in an academic nerd sense. its not a "rich kid" school in the way that, say, trinity is.

amherist is for intellectual strivers. so you know whether zhe would like that or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47518333)



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Date: April 13th, 2024 3:39 PM
Author: Costumed Wild Toaster Reading Party

TCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47579891)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 9:54 PM
Author: internet-worthy jade ratface base

Can anyone really put a price on the networking opportunities?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47518036)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 9:55 PM
Author: Submissive beady-eyed codepig karate

Yes. Most people don't (and can't) do shit with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47518039)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 9:58 PM
Author: Nofapping fluffy native depressive

Especially from a tiny ass LAC wtf. The best networking gets done at schools where alumni are big into the sports teams and watch the games at local bars. Michigan, OSU, etc. There's always a bar in town where alumni meet up to watch the games.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47518050)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 10:00 PM
Author: internet-worthy jade ratface base

I mean what if he meets a girl from a rich family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47518059)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 10:13 PM
Author: Submissive beady-eyed codepig karate

Wouldn't that be easier with a bag of money, a luxury apartment, and college in Hawaii?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47518112)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 10:26 PM
Author: internet-worthy jade ratface base

There aren’t tons of opportunities coming out of UH. OTOH I don’t really care if my kids do anything great. If they all worked for USPS or the state and got 25-year retirement that seems pretty chill. As long as they’re happy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47518153)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 11:33 PM
Author: hairless saffron indian lodge son of senegal

not even close

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47518302)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: Twisted fragrant windowlicker

imagine going to an LAC thinking you'll have the most progressive brownie points -- brown, some kind of gender something, who knows what else -- and getting styled on by next level mt. holyoke kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47518029)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 11:16 PM
Author: ocher flirting jewess

those liberal arts colleges might as well be gaza at this point, same as the ivies. theyve been getting mercilessly shelled for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47518261)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 11:57 PM
Author: Laughsome Gay Garrison Turdskin

ofs. its over.

used to be the place for DFW types now it's a horror show of libtardation policies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47518366)



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Date: March 23rd, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: glittery gas station

i don't know if your flaming itt or if you actually went to these schools but:

https://www.swarthmore.edu/transfer-students/student-profiles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47518390)



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Date: March 23rd, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: ocher flirting jewess

im pretty sure he was being serious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47518419)



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Date: March 23rd, 2024 12:22 AM
Author: glittery gas station

you would think so but then he makes a hilarious poast like this

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47518278

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47518435)



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Date: March 23rd, 2024 1:00 AM
Author: Laughsome Gay Garrison Turdskin

i have sex with men. for money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47518499)



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Date: March 23rd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: Nofapping fluffy native depressive

Cornell has engineering and ag schools and some other shit that's good. Dartmouth is also great for some folks. People who are fucked IMO are people who live in states with shitty state schools like Vermont. Virginia, Ohio. Michigan and Texas seem like they have the best range of options for state residents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47521061)



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Date: March 23rd, 2024 10:33 PM
Author: Laughsome Gay Garrison Turdskin

riferong lesident of alrington here and uva is great school

btw peak is probably being a "chill" north carolinian and crushing it at chapel hill (fratty tp did this iirc)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47521076)



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Date: March 23rd, 2024 10:40 PM
Author: Nofapping fluffy native depressive

I said "range of options.* I listed UNC elsewhere ITT as a better bargain than Amherst even if you're out of state

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47521094)



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Date: March 23rd, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: Honey-headed Aphrodisiac Sex Offender Masturbator

Spending hundreds of thousands for an obscure LAC doesn’t make sense in 2024. Those schools are really just for poor kids who can get a free ride and the wealthy for whom tuition is meaningless. UMC kids should really only spend that kind of money for HYPS. If they can’t get into HYPS then a good flagship or really any flagship is better than Amherst tier schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47518397)



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Date: March 23rd, 2024 12:13 AM
Author: hairless saffron indian lodge son of senegal

what flagship would make more sense than amherst for a kid from a state without a worthwhile flagship?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47518417)



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Date: March 23rd, 2024 12:25 AM
Author: Crimson narrow-minded deer antler background story

There's literally a nice flagship in the same town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47518440)



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Date: March 23rd, 2024 12:48 AM
Author: hairless saffron indian lodge son of senegal

epah's from hawaii right? flagships are great if you're from fucking michigan or virginia or california or something.

obviously amherst is gay but umass also is fucking terrible. the only good new england flagship is UVM and it's not because UVM is a good school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47518472)



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Date: March 23rd, 2024 12:54 AM
Author: Crimson narrow-minded deer antler background story

What's so bad about umass?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47518478)



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Date: March 23rd, 2024 1:02 AM
Author: Laughsome Gay Garrison Turdskin

should have included mass-amherst here

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5506603&mc=126&forum_id=2#47511403

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47518506)



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Date: March 23rd, 2024 1:03 AM
Author: Crimson narrow-minded deer antler background story

Uri too.

That post make me think about the time I visited my cousin at Brandeis when I was a senior in high school. Within minutes of my arrival I had established myself as the alpha of his dorm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47518507)



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Date: March 23rd, 2024 3:14 AM
Author: Laughsome Gay Garrison Turdskin

typical alpha chad jewish suburbanite dork shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47518664)



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Date: March 23rd, 2024 3:21 AM
Author: Laughsome Gay Garrison Turdskin

when i was a sophomore in high school i visited my sibling at [elite] school. i did not establish myself as the alpha in the dorm but i went to a grad seminar and the professor was like,

"very interesting...but wait, who are you?"

"oh, im visiting. from los angeles"

"ok ok ok, so youre from ucla. i see. so, the thing is about the ucla position on this--"

"--im 15, in high school"

"huh"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47518669)



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Date: March 23rd, 2024 9:12 AM
Author: Crimson narrow-minded deer antler background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47518895)



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Date: March 23rd, 2024 9:32 AM
Author: Laughsome Gay Garrison Turdskin

am i done here bc im not a "chill" kike who dominated the weedsmoking seth rogen scene as TBF says about you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47518910)



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Date: March 23rd, 2024 9:40 AM
Author: Crimson narrow-minded deer antler background story

I was never a seth Rogen type. Maybe that means we are both done here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47518923)



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Date: March 23rd, 2024 9:44 PM
Author: Laughsome Gay Garrison Turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47520913)



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Date: March 23rd, 2024 12:29 AM
Author: ocher flirting jewess

the state flagship of the state in which your kid resides

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47518448)



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Date: March 23rd, 2024 12:58 AM
Author: Crimson narrow-minded deer antler background story

Epah has money though. You think the kid would be better off going to university of fucking Hawaii than Amherst? Lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47518489)



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Date: March 23rd, 2024 10:35 PM
Author: Nofapping fluffy native depressive

Michigan, UVA, UNC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47521082)



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Date: March 23rd, 2024 12:26 AM
Author: Crimson narrow-minded deer antler background story

Retard take. This would make sense if OP's kid was considering BU or something. Amherst is only "obscure" if you are an uneducated prole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47518442)



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Date: March 23rd, 2024 12:31 AM
Author: Harsh Newt Faggot Firefighter

Be nice to epah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47518449)



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Date: March 23rd, 2024 12:52 AM
Author: Nofapping fluffy native depressive

It's the least obscure college on earth because everyone has to be told that their friend at UMass-Amherst isn't at Amherst and vice versa. It's like the first thing you learn about colleges in the northeast.

Obscure schools no one ever shits on would be Bowdoin and Bates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47518476)



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Date: March 23rd, 2024 1:04 AM
Author: Laughsome Gay Garrison Turdskin

how was colby?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47518511)



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Date: March 23rd, 2024 9:18 AM
Author: bistre mexican dysfunction

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47518902)



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Date: March 23rd, 2024 12:36 AM
Author: Nofapping fluffy native depressive

There are like 4 colleges worth spending money to go to. The richest people I know didn't go to college and the richest didn't even graduate high school. They all work[ed] in tech too, except the guy who went into firearms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47518456)



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Date: March 23rd, 2024 5:09 PM
Author: iridescent step-uncle's house multi-billionaire

I did the TTT undergraduate -> elite graduate program route that EPAH took. (Oddly, we both attended the same TTT and the same elite school at the same time, although completely different fields of study.) Honestly, based on both studies on the subject and my own personal experience, I don't think spending tons of money for an elite school is worth it unless you are gunning for banking/finance or MBB-tier consulting or something like that. If you want to work at McKinsey or Goldman Sachs, then of course you spend the money at HYPS (or AWS) as the case may be. You could be the #1 student in the past 30 years at Utah State or Hawaii and your resume at Goldman will go straight into the trash once they see the TTT on your education line. And certain nonprofit/government jobs are also prestige whores. Good luck being accepted to (for example) TFA if you didn't attend an Ivy-tier school.

But I'm not sure how much it helps for any other career route. It's probably easier to get a job at a prestigious employer from an elite school's OCI, but top students at good state schools can still land jobs at FAANG (for example). If you are applying to grad school, it may actually be easier to be admitted from a state school, simply because many grad programs (particularly law and medicine) only care about GPA, and it is generally easier to get a 4.0 at Utah State than it is at Amherst. If you are going the PhD route, having someone famous write you a letter can help, but is hardly a requirement. I attended the top PhD program in my discipline, and there were a lot more state school graduates than Ivy-tier graduates.

Studies have also shown that students who are admitted to elite schools but turn them down in favor of state schools have very similar outcomes to those who attended elite schools. So the quality of the student seems to be much more important than the quality of the school. The one possible exception is that students from poor families who attend elite schools may do slightly better than they would at a state school, but that is not the case for EPAH's family.

So it's a tough call. If the kid loves Amherst and EPAH is in a position where spending $200k on tuition won't hurt his finances, that's fantastic. But it's doubtful that his kid will have a less successful life if he were to attend Hawaii for free, so there is no shame going that route, either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47520001)



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Date: March 23rd, 2024 1:26 AM
Author: Snowy Bateful Mad Cow Disease Box Office

How furking old are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47518557)



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Date: March 23rd, 2024 4:42 PM
Author: internet-worthy jade ratface base

46 I guess, why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47519917)



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Date: March 23rd, 2024 3:34 AM
Author: excitant brilliant partner parlour

lollercausting at everyone talking about made up colleges ITT great schtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47518674)



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Date: March 23rd, 2024 4:41 AM
Author: buck-toothed offensive quadroon sandwich

only you know your kid so try to take this objectively rather than deflect with some superior 'k bud' dad smirking.

-if your child is actually smart and academically inclined, by all means. never been better to be at one of those schools with their background. but if they got in for DEI handicapping, consider looking up the low achievement rates of diversity admits and particularly blacks when they matriculate to elite schools and career tracks. granted, that issue is diluted a bit in your child's scenario but even avowedly liberal black social scientists have pointed out the 'designed to fail' nature of soft admissions for appealing minority applicants. this afflicts middle class and UMC black students about as badly as the ghetto tokens.

-also consider that elite colleges are rife with permissive and coaxing substance abuse and your offspring may carry addictive tendencies as a feature of genetics. they're also potentially more traumatized by their mother's involvement in their lives than you realize. don't go on attack mode and suggest i am saying you don't understand that in the primary sense. i am saying that kind of emotional distress as a kid plus addiction genes plus east coast boarding school culture means your kid has access to hard drugs pretty easily if they want them and that's worth considering. parents naturally have a blindspot or willing disbelief that their kids are particularly vulnerable to substance abuse. anecdotally i see examples of this all the time.

consider pushing toward a wholesome and high quality state flagship or tiny specialty school. outcomes won't be much different and amherst mostly flatters everyone's ego at some risk unless your kid truly is in it for the scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47518701)



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Date: March 23rd, 2024 8:59 AM
Author: Laughsome Gay Garrison Turdskin

thats a lot of words to say dont go to amherst if you dont want to be a nerd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47518885)



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Date: March 23rd, 2024 9:45 AM
Author: Charismatic dopamine theater stage

We're long past the world of nerds at elite colleges. This isn't the 1960s-1990s era of the bright nerdy kid getting into an elite Eastern university or LAC and coming out a brilliant professor or scientist or lawyer.

It's a very different world at these schools now. See the link to the transfers at Swarthmore. Only one was a nerd. It's no accident. I concur with an earlier poster that the prestige of elite schools have fallen sharply as a result, even if it's taking some time to properly manifest itself. The faculty themselves are very different from 20 years ago. They're not inherently bad places and there's still virtue to going to Amherst as well as any of the Ivies but wiser people in hiring markets are now much more careful about who they hire with a recent elite school diploma. The top half of the classes are still highly accomplished but the bottom 50% diversity admits are weeded out brutally. I read an observation that much of the SJW movement post 2015 was really due to the failures of diversity admits once they hit the real world and couldn't understand why their white/asian classmates were doing so much better, and there's truth to it. They tried to avoid more reality with DEI, but even DEI is starting to come to an end.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47518930)



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Date: March 23rd, 2024 12:11 PM
Author: Stirring self-centered spot sound barrier

interesting take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47519268)



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Date: March 23rd, 2024 8:13 PM
Author: Laughsome Gay Garrison Turdskin

great post and very acute

JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT XO WAS OVER AS A COLLEGE ADMISSIONS DISCUSSION BOARD THIS THREAD COMES AND TOTALLY REDEEMS IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47520648)



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Date: March 23rd, 2024 10:16 AM
Author: Crimson narrow-minded deer antler background story

yep, no substance abuse at state schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47518991)



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Date: March 23rd, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: buck-toothed offensive quadroon sandwich

it's a different culture and they're big enough that you can find your own crowd if binge drinking is not your focus. at a school with 3500 total students it is a lot more isolating if you don't mesh with the dominant culture. kids less into drinking than ever but prescription med abuse and other drugs have skyrocketed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47519534)



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Date: March 23rd, 2024 1:59 PM
Author: Crimson narrow-minded deer antler background story

So your contention is that at Amherst college, the dominant culture is hard drugs and pills whereas, down the street at UMass-Amherst, this is less so the case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47519578)



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Date: March 23rd, 2024 2:02 PM
Author: Pea-brained Parlor Friendly Grandma

The pumo is right about this IME, I went to these schools, so did siblings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47519584)



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Date: March 23rd, 2024 5:12 PM
Author: internet-worthy jade ratface base

Thanks for the thoughtful comments man. I’m sure that checking black gave him a boost, but he’s almost as smart as me just as it is, but works harder. Academically he’ll be fine.

Also, my oldest ones are so scared of addiction I’m 100% certain he’s not going to drink or do drugs, and like a guy below says, I highly doubt that the prevalence of substance abuse is higher at LACs than big state U

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47520008)



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Date: March 23rd, 2024 8:32 AM
Author: blathering effete keepsake machete area

here in Brussels, people say Amherst is the École Normale Supérieure of America-- congrats, expect great things from ur kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47518852)



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Date: March 23rd, 2024 5:12 PM
Author: internet-worthy jade ratface base

<3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47520010)



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Date: March 23rd, 2024 9:48 AM
Author: Nofapping fluffy native depressive

Words missing from EPAH's poasts include "he," "him," "she" and "her."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47518937)



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Date: March 23rd, 2024 11:53 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Public Bath Sweet Tailpipe

Average SAT at Amherst is 1500. If your kid has a much lower score, I don't think he should go. He will feel dumb compared to his classmates and it could result in toxic feelings of alienation, low self esteem and perceived racism during freshman year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47519208)



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Date: March 23rd, 2024 5:05 PM
Author: internet-worthy jade ratface base

Thanks man. I'm forgetting exactly, but he got pretty close to that. Maybe 1480 or something. He’s pretty bright and also a grinder; he’s almost sure to be the valedictorian of his HS class. That’s how I felt at SLS, but you get used to it, and I ended up striving my way to just short of coif. Last, were libs at heart, but we don’t blame things on racism. My kids are all against AA for example bc they don’t think it’s fair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47519994)



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Date: March 23rd, 2024 5:16 PM
Author: iridescent step-uncle's house multi-billionaire

SLS is a completely different beast from being an undergraduate even at HYPS. I forget the exact numbers, but even at HYPS, something like 50-60% of each incoming class is either legacy, recruited athlete, or affirmative action, who are all admitted under more lenient admission standards. Overall I was pretty underwhelmed with the quality of undergraduates at Stanford. There were a few really smart kids, but far more mediocre rich kids. I was a little intimidated by classmates in grad school, but it was immediately apparent that I was smarter than most of the undergrads there. Plus affirmative action is supposed to be illegal now, so I doubt that having a black parent is as big of a boost as it used to be.

I'm sure your kid would do fine at Amherst. The only reason not to go would be if he gets in somewhere better or if you decide it's not worth the money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47520019)



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Date: March 23rd, 2024 5:18 PM
Author: internet-worthy jade ratface base

You can just say whether you went to Stanford

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47520026)



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Date: March 23rd, 2024 5:37 PM
Author: iridescent step-uncle's house multi-billionaire

I did for graduate school. I'm the pumo who attended the same TTT you did for undergraduate. ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47520065)



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Date: March 24th, 2024 7:48 PM
Author: internet-worthy jade ratface base

Wait, you're not MH are you? He and his wife Laura were the only USU people I knew at Stanford. And she's just exquisite IMO if you don't mind me saying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47523118)



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Date: March 23rd, 2024 5:16 PM
Author: Zombie-like library selfie

I imagine your household as a much darker and more twisted version of Me Myself and Irene

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47520021)



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Date: March 23rd, 2024 11:57 AM
Author: chocolate school

I’ve never met or connected with anyone from Amherst in the professional world. I’m not sure these people exist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47519214)



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Date: March 23rd, 2024 12:03 PM
Author: Crimson narrow-minded deer antler background story

It's a tiny school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47519233)



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Date: March 23rd, 2024 12:14 PM
Author: Harsh Newt Faggot Firefighter

That was basically my take and then I got piled on for being asian (by Indians)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47519278)



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Date: March 23rd, 2024 8:17 PM
Author: Laughsome Gay Garrison Turdskin

everyone who went to amherst is a smart nerd who thinks having a "professional" career is both disgusting and prole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47520656)



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Date: March 23rd, 2024 10:37 PM
Author: Nofapping fluffy native depressive

Cat ladies who "can't work." See also Grinnell. I can't imagine being a straight male at any LAC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47521089)



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Date: March 23rd, 2024 12:16 PM
Author: Stirring self-centered spot sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47519286)



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Date: March 23rd, 2024 5:12 PM
Author: histrionic coiffed mediation

stfu EPAH, just stfu.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47520012)



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Date: March 23rd, 2024 9:10 PM
Author: Cobalt orchestra pit

I AM FUCKING SICK OF SEEING THIS THREAD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47520812)



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Date: March 23rd, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: Laughsome Gay Garrison Turdskin

this is a college admissions bort.

xoxohth,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47520923)



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Date: March 24th, 2024 8:43 PM
Author: Bright lodge boiling water

It's really long and this is my first poast. Of course his kid can AA all over the place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47523253)



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Date: March 24th, 2024 11:19 PM
Author: arousing shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47523682)



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Date: March 23rd, 2024 10:07 PM
Author: glittery gas station

btw EPAH, the h in Amherst is silent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47521001)



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Date: March 23rd, 2024 10:34 PM
Author: Laughsome Gay Garrison Turdskin

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47521079)



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Date: March 23rd, 2024 10:57 PM
Author: glittery gas station

rate this exchange between me and EPAH. big fan of EPAH fyi.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5465040&forum_id=2#47207926

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47521162)



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Date: March 24th, 2024 5:32 PM
Author: fear-inspiring private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47522772)



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Date: April 12th, 2024 8:34 PM
Author: Metal bossy fanboi fortuitous meteor

So where are they going

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47578567)



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Date: April 13th, 2024 4:26 AM
Author: internet-worthy jade ratface base

Pronouns are he/him, tyvm. Probably AmHerst. Got dinged at fag schools HYPS. We'll make a trip out there next week to take tour.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47579125)



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Date: April 13th, 2024 3:28 PM
Author: Metal bossy fanboi fortuitous meteor

WTF LOL

Amherst numba 1 in Hawaii!

https://www.amherst.edu/about/facts/secondary_school_reports/class-of-2026-admission-enrollment-profile

Number of Students by State & U.S. Territories

Georgia 2

Hawaii 7

Michigan 6

North Carolina 6

Ohio 3

Texas 8

Utah 1

Virginia 4

Wisconsin 6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507661&forum_id=2#47579875)