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Found a Burglar in my kitchen at 5am this morning

No damage. Got through a loosely locked bathroom window latc...
racy hot church building dog poop
  03/26/24
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scarlet multi-billionaire
  03/26/24
wife filed an online report so the cops came after. They ask...
racy hot church building dog poop
  03/26/24
British cops are such fags they're probably going to charge ...
fiercely-loyal exhilarant telephone
  03/26/24
I covered it off lol, exactly with that question i was like ...
racy hot church building dog poop
  03/26/24
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aromatic aquamarine people who are hurt
  03/26/24
If he was a good boy he would have ripped him to shreds.
well-lubricated pearly fortuitous meteor digit ratio
  03/26/24
conflicted. I agree, and then im also really relieved i dont...
racy hot church building dog poop
  03/26/24
Given that you're in the UK I get it. Here in Florida everyo...
well-lubricated pearly fortuitous meteor digit ratio
  03/26/24
https://imgur.com/a/JZCWoGy good boy.
racy hot church building dog poop
  03/26/24
cr TMF is just a bitchmade fag
Vermilion Den
  03/26/24
Do you have a doodle or some fru fru dog like that to boot? ...
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  03/26/24
lol @ you doubling down on a dog being an extension of your ...
Vermilion Den
  03/26/24
So yes, you have some small silly dog? Dogs have been use...
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  03/26/24
Is he old or something? What's his excuse for not biting a ...
well-lubricated pearly fortuitous meteor digit ratio
  03/26/24
He's there to back me up, not cause an investigation. He's w...
racy hot church building dog poop
  03/27/24
i dont know if its good to call the cops where you are. but ...
scarlet multi-billionaire
  03/26/24
And/or get a dog that will cause serious injuries under the ...
well-lubricated pearly fortuitous meteor digit ratio
  03/26/24
as long as you don't mind your dog getting put down, sure. &...
scarlet multi-billionaire
  03/26/24
you're right the cuts on my hands are indeed offensive. didn...
racy hot church building dog poop
  03/26/24
Ouch. You probably didn't feel it at the time because of the...
well-lubricated pearly fortuitous meteor digit ratio
  03/26/24
What state would put down a dog for biting an intruder? May...
well-lubricated pearly fortuitous meteor digit ratio
  03/26/24
im really relieved he didnt bite the fucking burglar. would ...
racy hot church building dog poop
  03/26/24
Shit like this is why I just wouldn't live in the UK.
well-lubricated pearly fortuitous meteor digit ratio
  03/26/24
lol you’re such a timid little boy with the dogs and t...
Vermilion Den
  03/26/24
Guns too.
well-lubricated pearly fortuitous meteor digit ratio
  03/26/24
(guy who sleeps until 2pm on weekends)
Vermilion Den
  03/26/24
Wife is tolerant but not that tolerant.
well-lubricated pearly fortuitous meteor digit ratio
  03/26/24
i asked the cops - they said reasonable force is fine, i jus...
racy hot church building dog poop
  03/26/24
i have my own code in this regard. but you did a great job, ...
scarlet multi-billionaire
  03/26/24
If my wife weren't there i prob would have made it difficult...
racy hot church building dog poop
  03/26/24
he's a beta middle-aged lawyer wtf are you talking about
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not sure what's beta other than me stopping when my wife ask...
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  03/26/24
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  03/27/24
Why don’t you have a gun?
mewling parlour
  03/26/24
UK luls. I have a rifle back in the states.
racy hot church building dog poop
  03/26/24
Oh. Still a scary situation but this occurring in Europe red...
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  03/26/24
he got my PS5 controller dirty and kicked at flower pot over...
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  03/26/24
Horrifying
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Do you just walk around your house carrying a gun all the ti...
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i only had my fists and the controller to my consoles.
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10000% - i can't believe i didnt grab anything. So dumb and ...
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Race?
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it was dark. I was glowing in the moonlight. He was not. Hav...
racy hot church building dog poop
  03/26/24
why didn't you have a gun and shoot his ass?
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UK, no guns. Have a bat, but didnt fucking think to grab it ...
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lol
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  03/26/24
Thank. PC White
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  03/26/24
he was a nice dude. told me to feed my dog steak tonight.
racy hot church building dog poop
  03/26/24
22in Ontario machete or stop being a pussy and have a gun.
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u cant even get a knife like that in UK, they have knife con...
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i think that's correct re: shotguns.
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  03/26/24
But if you used it they would arrest you.
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  03/26/24
literally getting those window sensors today.
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  03/26/24
he lives in the UK, owning a gun would be like owning a unic...
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  03/26/24
truth. my buddy has a hunting rifle in the countryside. almo...
racy hot church building dog poop
  03/26/24
Lots of people have guns in the UK, they just don’t te...
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well fuck me then i was here with my fists and knives.
racy hot church building dog poop
  03/26/24
He lived. You are a bitch.
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Dog + gun is the best alarm system there is.
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statistically speaking this was done by a nigga or irish
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  03/26/24
it's not an irish neighbourhood.
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  03/26/24
did he steal any of your ps5 games? jk ps5 has no games
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thx bb
racy hot church building dog poop
  03/27/24
Serves you right for having a ps5.
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I have four little kids, bro. I can’t keep guns out.
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The UK seems like a horror show. Jfc.
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Date: March 26th, 2024 9:49 AM
Author: racy hot church building dog poop

No damage. Got through a loosely locked bathroom window latched but not fully tightened. I went into the kitchen after hearing a dish or something wake me up and i see a dark figure on the other side of my table. I started yelling at him angrily and don't remember what i said, just that i didn't stop yelling, he swung a fucking San Pellegrino bottle at me that was on my table from last night. I blocked it and punched him in the mouth quickly without thinking. Loyal hound came in right after raising hell. he freaked and screamed to keep the dog away from him as I was yelling for him to get the fuck out. He dropped my PS5 controller running out the back door as my dog chased him.

Fucking rush and so fucking lucky he didnt make contact and that he wasn't otherwise armed. Didnt even think to grab the bat or anything. I just went straight for him without thinking.

it's been 6 hours and im still amped. Now coming to about how dangerous and dumb it all was. Wife is making me a big steak dinner tonight. Lucky and glad it ended without a bigger problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47527895)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 9:49 AM
Author: scarlet multi-billionaire

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47527898)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 9:53 AM
Author: racy hot church building dog poop

wife filed an online report so the cops came after. They asked why i didnt call the cops if he was in here. I was confused, as my wife was in the other room so didnt know how or why I would tell the kind gentleman i found to hold please just one moment. They asked if my dog went after him, and I said he's a good boy and didn't make contact just scared the shit out of him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47527912)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 9:55 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal exhilarant telephone

British cops are such fags they're probably going to charge you and your dog for assault

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47527919)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 9:58 AM
Author: racy hot church building dog poop

I covered it off lol, exactly with that question i was like i know what you're fucking doing, wait i went to fucking school for this.

I also accidentally destroyed evidence (threw away the bottle) cleaning up the mess. Fucker broke my eggs. An hour later i was like, you're a fucking lawyer and you threw the evidence away? brain still isn't working quite right yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47527927)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 10:11 AM
Author: aromatic aquamarine people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47527969)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 9:57 AM
Author: well-lubricated pearly fortuitous meteor digit ratio

If he was a good boy he would have ripped him to shreds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47527924)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 10:05 AM
Author: racy hot church building dog poop

conflicted. I agree, and then im also really relieved i dont have to deal with that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47527961)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 5:46 PM
Author: well-lubricated pearly fortuitous meteor digit ratio

Given that you're in the UK I get it. Here in Florida everyone would pet my dog as they haul the burglar to a jail hospital.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47529543)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 11:28 AM
Author: racy hot church building dog poop

https://imgur.com/a/JZCWoGy

good boy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47528187)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 11:39 AM
Author: Vermilion Den

cr

TMF is just a bitchmade fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47528246)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 5:44 PM
Author: well-lubricated pearly fortuitous meteor digit ratio

Do you have a doodle or some fru fru dog like that to boot? That would totally complete my image of you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47529532)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 7:50 PM
Author: Vermilion Den

lol @ you doubling down on a dog being an extension of your weak sense of manhood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47529987)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 9:49 PM
Author: well-lubricated pearly fortuitous meteor digit ratio

So yes, you have some small silly dog?

Dogs have been used to guard people and property since the beginning of time. If someone broke into my house at 5am the first thing I'll hear is barking and screaming. That'll give me time to get up with gun in hand. At that point my primary concern will be ensuring that they don't use a weapon on the dogs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47530349)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 4:13 PM
Author: filthy lake old irish cottage

Be careful a freaky female poster like box or Karen doesn’t see that pic and start trying to groom him for molesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47529260)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 5:43 PM
Author: well-lubricated pearly fortuitous meteor digit ratio

Is he old or something? What's his excuse for not biting a literal burglar in the house?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47529526)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 8:52 AM
Author: racy hot church building dog poop

He's there to back me up, not cause an investigation. He's well trained. If i told him to attack he would have. Instead, he was protecting my wife. If burglar approached my wife it would have been a better show.

He's 8.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47531356)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 9:57 AM
Author: scarlet multi-billionaire

i dont know if its good to call the cops where you are. but personally id assume next time you need to break multiple bones and not call the cops. don't kill since you're in the UK (right?), but put good "fighting injuries" in if you can.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47527925)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 10:00 AM
Author: well-lubricated pearly fortuitous meteor digit ratio

And/or get a dog that will cause serious injuries under the circumstances.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47527937)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 10:01 AM
Author: scarlet multi-billionaire

as long as you don't mind your dog getting put down, sure. "fighting" injuries are safer since you can explain how you were pinned under this crazed maniac and fought for your life.

simple cuts on your knuckles and hands good but those are offensive. you'll want to be able to punch yourself hard if necessary without losing a tooth. black eyes are best.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47527945)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 10:12 AM
Author: racy hot church building dog poop

you're right the cuts on my hands are indeed offensive. didnt fully tuck my thumb or i hit it on his tooth or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47527978)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 4:08 PM
Author: well-lubricated pearly fortuitous meteor digit ratio

Ouch. You probably didn't feel it at the time because of the adrenaline but that actually sounds incredibly painful if you hit him full force.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47529236)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 4:04 PM
Author: well-lubricated pearly fortuitous meteor digit ratio

What state would put down a dog for biting an intruder? Maybe in the UK but even shitlibs tend to like dogs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47529227)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 10:01 AM
Author: racy hot church building dog poop

im really relieved he didnt bite the fucking burglar. would have been a headache.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47527946)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 4:04 PM
Author: well-lubricated pearly fortuitous meteor digit ratio

Shit like this is why I just wouldn't live in the UK.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47529222)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 11:28 AM
Author: Vermilion Den

lol you’re such a timid little boy with the dogs and the knives

Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47528186)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 4:03 PM
Author: well-lubricated pearly fortuitous meteor digit ratio

Guns too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47529220)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 7:51 PM
Author: Vermilion Den

(guy who sleeps until 2pm on weekends)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47529988)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 9:46 PM
Author: well-lubricated pearly fortuitous meteor digit ratio

Wife is tolerant but not that tolerant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47530336)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 10:01 AM
Author: racy hot church building dog poop

i asked the cops - they said reasonable force is fine, i just couldnt kill him. And if he's running, i have to left him run and not stab him in the back. I said, fair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47527943)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 10:02 AM
Author: scarlet multi-billionaire

i have my own code in this regard. but you did a great job, seriously 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47527947)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 10:09 AM
Author: racy hot church building dog poop

If my wife weren't there i prob would have made it difficult for him to walk out on his own. but who knows really. that shit can turn so fast it was dumb to go into the other room really.

But turns out im not a flight dude. I just go for the throat apparently and we see what happens in a few mins when i regain the ability to stop attacking lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47527966)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 11:10 AM
Author: Brindle fragrant kitty cat cuckold

he's a beta middle-aged lawyer wtf are you talking about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47528134)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 12:36 PM
Author: racy hot church building dog poop

not sure what's beta other than me stopping when my wife asked me to let him go, but that's self-control(?) or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47528464)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 5:50 AM
Author: passionate confused degenerate



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Date: March 26th, 2024 9:51 AM
Author: mewling parlour

Why don’t you have a gun?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47527901)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 9:54 AM
Author: racy hot church building dog poop

UK luls. I have a rifle back in the states.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47527914)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 9:55 AM
Author: mewling parlour

Oh. Still a scary situation but this occurring in Europe reduces the threat significantly. Hope he didn’t trample your flowers m8

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47527918)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 10:00 AM
Author: racy hot church building dog poop

he got my PS5 controller dirty and kicked at flower pot over.

broke 6 eggs in a carton and broke a cup. Carnage. lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47527939)



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Date: March 31st, 2024 3:46 PM
Author: Boyish Azure Forum Filthpig

Horrifying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47542034)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 9:54 AM
Author: Talking Goyim Volcanic Crater

Didn’t you read OP? He doesn’t need one, he lisped “stahhhpppp” and the burglar fled.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47527915)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 10:51 AM
Author: racy hot church building dog poop

I also punched him in the face. And then continued yelling stahhhp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47528083)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 11:16 AM
Author: bisexual spectacular site elastic band

Do you just walk around your house carrying a gun all the time? Turning a corner on a random day and seeing a dude in the dark in your house isn't going to give you enough time to go unlock your gun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47528154)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 11:22 AM
Author: racy hot church building dog poop

without practice i really don't think in the heat of the moment a regular joe is going to easily draw his weapon even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47528164)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 4:06 PM
Author: well-lubricated pearly fortuitous meteor digit ratio

Gun in nightstand or on your person because you're in a CCW state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47529231)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 9:53 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal exhilarant telephone

Alpha reaction, but since you had the upper hand, you should have beat him until he was incapacitated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47527909)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 9:56 AM
Author: racy hot church building dog poop

I was going to but my wife was yelling at me not to after I knocked him back. Not flame lol. The punch stunned him and he tripped back into the gas range (obvs not on, but would have been 180 come to think). So me and my dog both started towards him. She might have saved the tweakers life to be honest. I wasn't really thinking it's the weirdest fucking thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47527920)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 4:01 AM
Author: Unholy swashbuckling clown

you could have saved society about $3m if you smashed his skull in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47535986)



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 3:58 AM
Author: racy hot church building dog poop

i only had my fists and the controller to my consoles.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47547565)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 9:53 AM
Author: Rough-skinned hilarious hairy legs

180 hound

120 for confronting an intruder unarmed that's how you get yourself killed to death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47527911)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 10:02 AM
Author: racy hot church building dog poop

10000% - i can't believe i didnt grab anything. So dumb and lucky. But i did get him with a good punch in the face - haven't done that in a long fucking time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47527949)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 10:01 AM
Author: Fuchsia Jewess

Race?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47527944)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 10:03 AM
Author: racy hot church building dog poop

it was dark. I was glowing in the moonlight. He was not. Have no idea and he had a hood up. I remember feeling whiskers when I punched his face, so he had stubble. Not a full beard and not clean shaven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47527955)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 10:02 AM
Author: orchid boiling water police squad

why didn't you have a gun and shoot his ass?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47527951)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 10:04 AM
Author: racy hot church building dog poop

UK, no guns. Have a bat, but didnt fucking think to grab it like an idiot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47527958)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 11:03 AM
Author: orchid boiling water police squad

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47528118)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 10:10 AM
Author: flushed cowardly orchestra pit

shit flame, not even remotely believable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47527968)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 10:35 AM
Author: racy hot church building dog poop

https://imgur.com/a/S2PyMP8

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47528027)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 10:36 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal exhilarant telephone

Thank.

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47528035)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 10:39 AM
Author: racy hot church building dog poop

he was a nice dude. told me to feed my dog steak tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47528048)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 10:35 AM
Author: Naked area

22in Ontario machete or stop being a pussy and have a gun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47528029)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 11:19 AM
Author: pale balding hell giraffe

u cant even get a knife like that in UK, they have knife control ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47528157)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 11:40 AM
Author: Naked area

You can’t carry it around and they are trying to ban machetes. Worst case get a granfors axe. I think you can also own shotguns just have to join a club or some such nonsense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47528252)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 11:43 AM
Author: racy hot church building dog poop

i think that's correct re: shotguns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47528262)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 4:09 PM
Author: well-lubricated pearly fortuitous meteor digit ratio

But if you used it they would arrest you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47529241)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 11:07 AM
Author: Amethyst public bath

peak experience

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Date: March 26th, 2024 11:22 AM
Author: racy hot church building dog poop

ive felt very alive today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47528167)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 11:19 AM
Author: bisexual spectacular site elastic band

Everyone is saying have a gun as if that means you're always walking around strapped inside your house. The guy took him by surprise so he wouldn't have had time to go get his gun. Having a dog is CR and maybe get an alarm system to detect forced entry and deter the guy after he trips it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47528159)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 11:22 AM
Author: Trip sable associate

If something/someone is making enough noise at 5am to have me "check it out" I'm grabbing my gun before I go (nokidmo obviously)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47528166)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 11:24 AM
Author: racy hot church building dog poop

in the states i prob would have grabbed my gun tbh, maybe i wasn't really awake until i was in my kitchen and saw the figure. 0-100 lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47528173)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 11:59 AM
Author: Buck-toothed vibrant international law enforcement agency faggotry

A few weeks ago around midnight, we heard what seemed like someone talking loudly from outside or a storage area for about 5 seconds. No gun so I grabbed a chainsaw to go "check it out." No signs of anyone, spent a lot of time speculating and concluded that the neighbors must have accidentally blasted some outdoor speakers. Wife practically sucked my balls out through my dick when I came back in. Women LOVE this sort of thing. It makes them so wet. Deep down they all want a man who is prepared to kill for them without hesitation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47528308)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 12:05 PM
Author: racy hot church building dog poop

180 creativity for grabbing a chainsaw. In the uk it would have been an electric one. Much less intimidating then that gas powered beast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47528333)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 1:33 PM
Author: ebony alpha

it evens out by not having to ask the burglar to wait 40-50 seconds while you remember how to prime it, make three or four passes at pulling the cord, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47528686)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 12:07 PM
Author: racy hot church building dog poop

also - true about wife. she hugged me and thanked me for punching the tweaker in our kitchen. texted me later shes making me a big protector man dinner tonight. Haven't been drinking at all lately so going to have a nice bottle of wine. Gonna be a good night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47528337)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 11:23 AM
Author: racy hot church building dog poop

literally getting those window sensors today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47528168)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 11:25 AM
Author: Brindle fragrant kitty cat cuckold

he lives in the UK, owning a gun would be like owning a unicorn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47528174)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 11:26 AM
Author: racy hot church building dog poop

truth. my buddy has a hunting rifle in the countryside. almost no one has one in the city.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47528181)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 11:41 AM
Author: Naked area

Lots of people have guns in the UK, they just don’t tell anyone about them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47528257)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: racy hot church building dog poop

well fuck me then i was here with my fists and knives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47528263)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 1:49 AM
Author: Naked area

He lived. You are a bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47530932)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 9:19 PM
Author: Talented Lettuce Hunting Ground

Dog + gun is the best alarm system there is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47535390)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 11:19 AM
Author: pale balding hell giraffe

statistically speaking this was done by a nigga or irish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47528160)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 11:25 AM
Author: racy hot church building dog poop

it's not an irish neighbourhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47528175)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: greedy green principal's office

did he steal any of your ps5 games? jk ps5 has no games

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47528265)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 12:03 PM
Author: racy hot church building dog poop

My warzone account is unharmed. Didn't lose any FF7 rebirth game data. My controller is a little scuffed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47528329)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 3:50 AM
Author: Slate outnumbered milk



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Date: March 26th, 2024 12:42 PM
Author: heady crystalline garrison feces

180! my dad tackled a burglar when i was a kid, and laid on him until the police arrived. these days not even sure if it's worth it bc the police will probably have to just let him go anyway so why engage and risk getting stabbed or whatever. happy you're ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47528486)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 12:56 PM
Author: racy hot church building dog poop

thanks man! Good dad story. 100% not worth it these days.

Very grateful not to have been stabbed. Glad to get a shot in on him with no return hit. Hope it doesn't happen again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47528541)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: 180 main people



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Date: March 26th, 2024 9:05 PM
Author: heady crystalline garrison feces

absolutely, brother! hope you enjoyed the steak dinner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47530214)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 4:16 PM
Author: filthy lake old irish cottage

I’m so glad you’re ok , sweetie 🥰

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47529273)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 6:46 PM
Author: 180 main people

🙏🙏🙏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47529743)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 7:48 AM
Author: racy hot church building dog poop

thx bb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47531267)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 6:47 PM
Author: citrine laughsome kitchen quadroon

Serves you right for having a ps5.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47529746)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 5:51 AM
Author: passionate confused degenerate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47531152)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 6:50 PM
Author: appetizing ruddy hospital

BETA to not have at least stabbed him with your EDC knife. I basically sleep with my WeKnife Big Banter waiting for an opportunity to stick a dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47529763)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:37 PM
Author: well-lubricated pearly fortuitous meteor digit ratio

You're in Florida now. Why wouldn't you have a .45?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47534991)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 8:03 PM
Author: appetizing ruddy hospital

I have four little kids, bro. I can’t keep guns out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47535254)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 3:11 AM
Author: Naked area

Get a .50bmg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47535952)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 6:55 PM
Author: Plum Erotic Tank Chapel

I always keep blunt weapons nearby. Baseball bat in the bedroom, fish bat in the kitchen, hammers, hatchets. just have something you can always grab at a moment's notice in various parts of your home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47529782)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 7:49 AM
Author: racy hot church building dog poop



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Date: March 26th, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: beta space double fault

This was the plot of White Lotus s1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47530344)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 5:41 AM
Author: Disrespectful antidepressant drug box office

The UK seems like a horror show. Jfc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47531137)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 7:49 AM
Author: racy hot church building dog poop

have you been to LA or NY? Last time in LA some dude walking in downtown with a machete at midnight. it's a lot safer here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47531271)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 7:58 AM
Author: Disrespectful antidepressant drug box office

Yes. I have been to both LA and NY. I go to sleep at night and I don't walk the streets until at least about 0500-0600 so I really don't know what goes on at night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47531293)



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 4:01 AM
Author: racy hot church building dog poop

chilldbro living through the Purge every night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47547568)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: Talented Lettuce Hunting Ground

Why didn’t you bring a gun with you when you heard the noise? Also why didn’t the dog alert you first? I make my dog sleep on the main level for this purpose. So I can be alerted and come down armed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47535383)



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 4:05 AM
Author: racy hot church building dog poop

UK - no guns. I was half asleep. Dog sleeps in our bedroom. I yelled Get The Fuck Out and by the time I finished saying 'out' my dog was already sprinting and barking towards the guy and had him cornered.

I dont really want my dog to go nuts every time i take a piss at 3am. He did exactly what I wanted him to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47547569)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 9:49 PM
Author: canary contagious address pisswyrm

you were robbed by a local hoodie kid, sounds like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47535455)



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 4:06 AM
Author: racy hot church building dog poop

pretty sure he was a local tweaker looking for quick morning drug cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47547571)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: aqua boltzmann rigpig

Nothing described ITT actually occurred.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47535489)



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 4:19 AM
Author: racy hot church building dog poop

I really wish it hadn't. It's been a week and even though I got a clean shot on him and scared the dude off, I still get flashbacks of it, still feel my knuckles on the corner of his mouth. The worst flash is to hear his initial scream after I hit him when he realised i was on one side of the table and my dog had him cornered on the other side. He sounded actually terrified which should make me feel good or I thought it would at least, but it just leaves me feeling a mix of sadness, disgust and anger for the poor fucker.

It's not how i thought I'd feel at least. I honestly truly hope no one here has to go through this experience. I really hate that I'm taking a second look at people on the street now. I've known i can handle myself just fine, it's just not been very easy to step back from being on edge even 7 days later. Im activated and I just want to relax, or beat the shit out of someone else.

Sounds like a cool story, and parts of it make me feel good for a minute, but overall it still was pretty traumatic and fucking sucked even though it all worked out in the end just fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47547574)



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Date: March 31st, 2024 3:45 PM
Author: Boyish Azure Forum Filthpig

You should have been armed and magdumped him. Very lucky that he wasn't armed or in good shape -- God is good.

180 that you enjoyed the experience though.

edit: if something worse had happened, you would deserve it for choosing to live in SHITTTHOLE England

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47542030)