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What would you do if you were handed $1million net of taxes today?

$2m? $5m? I am asking for obvious reasons.
Dead office
  03/27/24
Then I'd have 2.1m and wld really be set for life but just g...
wonderful puppy faggot firefighter
  03/27/24
I was at $1.528 on Friday, but probably lost $10k or more si...
Dead office
  03/27/24
the story of the xoxo wagey. while I find them morally abhor...
internet-worthy box office dysfunction
  03/27/24
man furk, what is ur asset allocation again? what stocks?
wonderful puppy faggot firefighter
  03/27/24
90/10 equities/fixed income Of equities, 75/25 VTI or equiv...
Dead office
  03/27/24
how much of a cash cushion do you keep?
Kink-friendly point tattoo
  03/27/24
Right now about $85k is in mm
Dead office
  03/27/24
man im so retarded, i shld have ur NW, but then again u have...
wonderful puppy faggot firefighter
  03/27/24
No it’s just been going up up up up since the beginnin...
Dead office
  03/27/24
yes market is up like 10% this year but im saying u have inc...
wonderful puppy faggot firefighter
  03/27/24
Yes, I have a job and I work.
Dead office
  03/27/24
sooooo goy!
wonderful puppy faggot firefighter
  03/27/24
Start a business on the West Coast
Bateful Corn Cake
  03/27/24
park it in a vehicle where it can grow tax free and I can bo...
internet-worthy box office dysfunction
  03/27/24
...
Dead office
  03/27/24
Not a single thing would change for me personally in the sho...
cowardly crystalline friendly grandma station
  03/27/24
Put it into short-term treasuries
Pink Party Of The First Part
  03/27/24
Pay off debt. Bankroll the last 20% of the next Gillian Jaco...
Maniacal dilemma
  03/27/24
Oh wow, so you actually have some tangible things to spend i...
Dead office
  03/27/24
so alive, so purposeful.
Maniacal dilemma
  03/27/24
alive poaster
Marvelous Half-breed
  03/27/24
His wife is infertile
irradiated lodge degenerate
  03/27/24
are you some sort of independent producer?
Razzle nursing home
  03/27/24
"You lookin' for male talent?" *beady eyes narrow*
anal stage keepsake machete
  03/27/24
I know a guy in the valley who is...
Maniacal dilemma
  03/28/24
of some sort, yes. Now a mix of law, finance and production ...
Maniacal dilemma
  03/28/24
Stop promoting and producing degenerate garbage
irradiated lodge degenerate
  03/29/24
Quit my job
light useless brakes den
  03/27/24
In this environment probably throw it into high yield saving...
Glittery autistic rehab pozpig
  03/27/24
poast
Fear-inspiring tripping locus dragon
  03/27/24
Take a sabbatical and hike Hokkaido, maybe do the Appalachia...
comical university
  03/27/24
Take 6-12 months off work, play a shitload of golf, travel a...
anal stage keepsake machete
  03/27/24
Move into a nicer place.
Filthy home regret
  03/27/24
buy a small house and set up some kind of safe but unexcitin...
swashbuckling stead roommate
  03/27/24
nothing thats like 100k in 1990 money, it aint moving muc...
mischievous sapphire community account gaming laptop
  03/27/24
Pay off house, put the rest in bonds or dividend stocks and ...
beady-eyed digit ratio
  03/27/24
That's a far better answer to this question with $10m than $...
Glittery autistic rehab pozpig
  03/28/24
...
Dead office
  03/28/24
Nah you wagies just have way inflated expectations which is ...
beady-eyed digit ratio
  03/28/24
U have kids?
irradiated lodge degenerate
  03/28/24
Ohhhhhh I'd buy a small home
Bateful Corn Cake
  03/28/24
Two girls at one time. I might also pay off my remaining ...
Disrespectful aquamarine theater stage
  03/29/24
Laurence, you're a fucking genius
maroon parlour dingle berry
  03/29/24
Home improvements with half (which will creep into becoming ...
Emerald National Milk
  03/29/24


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Date: March 27th, 2024 5:49 AM
Author: Dead office

$2m?

$5m?

I am asking for obvious reasons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531146)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 5:50 AM
Author: wonderful puppy faggot firefighter

Then I'd have 2.1m and wld really be set for life but just getting 400k more wld be enough for me... Life is worthless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531150)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 5:57 AM
Author: Dead office

I was at $1.528 on Friday, but probably lost $10k or more since I last checked. It’s not even real anymore. Still have $440k in debts to pay off and then I owe my kids a living so I will work / save for 35 more years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531163)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 5:59 AM
Author: internet-worthy box office dysfunction

the story of the xoxo wagey. while I find them morally abhorrent, there is an appeal to the no-kidmos being done with life earning by 42

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531168)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 8:05 AM
Author: wonderful puppy faggot firefighter

man furk, what is ur asset allocation again? what stocks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531306)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 8:26 AM
Author: Dead office

90/10 equities/fixed income

Of equities, 75/25 VTI or equivalent/VXUS

Outside of these accounts I have a little home equity and a little bullion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531328)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 8:28 AM
Author: Kink-friendly point tattoo

how much of a cash cushion do you keep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531330)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 8:35 AM
Author: Dead office

Right now about $85k is in mm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531339)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 9:06 AM
Author: wonderful puppy faggot firefighter

man im so retarded, i shld have ur NW, but then again u have income so thats prob 50% of ur gains?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531379)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: Dead office

No it’s just been going up up up up since the beginning of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531385)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 9:11 AM
Author: wonderful puppy faggot firefighter

yes market is up like 10% this year but im saying u have income and that makes a big diff, if u had no income like me u wld be taking 200k+ a year out of ur NW

im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531387)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 9:13 AM
Author: Dead office

Yes, I have a job and I work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531388)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: wonderful puppy faggot firefighter

sooooo goy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531422)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 5:56 AM
Author: Bateful Corn Cake

Start a business on the West Coast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531159)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 5:57 AM
Author: internet-worthy box office dysfunction

park it in a vehicle where it can grow tax free and I can borrow against it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531162)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 7:48 AM
Author: Dead office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531264)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 8:35 AM
Author: cowardly crystalline friendly grandma station

Not a single thing would change for me personally in the short run, but in the long long run it would provide some additional cushion and investment returns and resources for my children

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531340)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 8:36 AM
Author: Pink Party Of The First Part

Put it into short-term treasuries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531341)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 8:57 AM
Author: Maniacal dilemma

Pay off debt. Bankroll the last 20% of the next Gillian Jacobs film shooting this Summer in Germany and sell that fucker at Berlinale '25.

Bankroll my own film slate fund instead of hitting up the p/e crowd im talking to right now.

Pay off my aunt's house.

Fly my extended family out to Europe and get a chateau so all the cousins and all their kids can relax together and make some memories like we used to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531367)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 8:59 AM
Author: Dead office

Oh wow, so you actually have some tangible things to spend it on. That’s cool man. Does it make you feel alive? Are you filled with purpose?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531370)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 9:06 AM
Author: Maniacal dilemma

so alive, so purposeful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531380)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 10:38 AM
Author: Marvelous Half-breed

alive poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531579)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: irradiated lodge degenerate

His wife is infertile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531719)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 11:50 AM
Author: Razzle nursing home

are you some sort of independent producer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531724)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 12:00 PM
Author: anal stage keepsake machete

"You lookin' for male talent?" *beady eyes narrow*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531758)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 4:45 AM
Author: Maniacal dilemma

I know a guy in the valley who is...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47534312)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 4:45 AM
Author: Maniacal dilemma

of some sort, yes. Now a mix of law, finance and production / distribution.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47534311)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 8:19 AM
Author: irradiated lodge degenerate

Stop promoting and producing degenerate garbage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47536133)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 8:59 AM
Author: light useless brakes den

Quit my job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531371)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 10:41 AM
Author: Glittery autistic rehab pozpig

In this environment probably throw it into high yield savings and wait for an opportunity to throw into.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531584)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 11:33 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring tripping locus dragon

poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531688)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 11:39 AM
Author: comical university

Take a sabbatical and hike Hokkaido, maybe do the Appalachian trail, travelshrew in Kyrgyzstan. Not all three obviously but I’d choose a reasonable one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531701)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 11:42 AM
Author: anal stage keepsake machete

Take 6-12 months off work, play a shitload of golf, travel a bit (visit some friends and some international travel)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531709)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: Filthy home regret

Move into a nicer place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531718)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 12:05 PM
Author: swashbuckling stead roommate

buy a small house and set up some kind of safe but unexciting investment plan (ETFs?) to handle property tax for as long as the rest will bear. i don't know what i'd actually do with my life if i quit working, so not much would change. i could spend it on small quality of life improvements, but i don't really care once stable housing is thoroughly SECURED for years and i have peace of mind from that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531771)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 12:09 PM
Author: mischievous sapphire community account gaming laptop

nothing

thats like 100k in 1990 money, it aint moving much of anything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531781)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 11:30 PM
Author: beady-eyed digit ratio

Pay off house, put the rest in bonds or dividend stocks and stop working. Or some variation that involves not working. I’m not even necessarily set on keeping the house at that point. latam or southern europe would work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47533929)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:29 PM
Author: Glittery autistic rehab pozpig

That's a far better answer to this question with $10m than $1m.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47534803)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 6:29 PM
Author: Dead office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47535196)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 10:47 PM
Author: beady-eyed digit ratio

Nah you wagies just have way inflated expectations which is why you will never escape and never find peace or the ability to chillax

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47535561)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:48 PM
Author: irradiated lodge degenerate

U have kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47534855)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 6:30 PM
Author: Bateful Corn Cake

Ohhhhhh

I'd buy a small home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47535202)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 3:55 AM
Author: Disrespectful aquamarine theater stage

Two girls at one time.

I might also pay off my remaining student loans and buy a summer home in the mountains. But definitely two girls at one time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47535981)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 5:00 AM
Author: maroon parlour dingle berry

Laurence, you're a fucking genius

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47536035)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 4:13 AM
Author: Emerald National Milk

Home improvements with half (which will creep into becoming most of it). Other half into the same mutual funds as the rest of my savings.

$1M isn’t enough to make any real changes. $10M is, though - I’d quit immediately if I got $10M after tax.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47535991)