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What would you do if you were handed $1million net of taxes today?

$2m? $5m? I am asking for obvious reasons.
Racy Dopamine Parlour
  03/27/24
Then I'd have 2.1m and wld really be set for life but just g...
spectacular trailer park
  03/27/24
I was at $1.528 on Friday, but probably lost $10k or more si...
Racy Dopamine Parlour
  03/27/24
the story of the xoxo wagey. while I find them morally abhor...
Self-absorbed big bawdyhouse legend
  03/27/24
man furk, what is ur asset allocation again? what stocks?
spectacular trailer park
  03/27/24
90/10 equities/fixed income Of equities, 75/25 VTI or equiv...
Racy Dopamine Parlour
  03/27/24
how much of a cash cushion do you keep?
Scarlet Ratface Codepig
  03/27/24
Right now about $85k is in mm
Racy Dopamine Parlour
  03/27/24
man im so retarded, i shld have ur NW, but then again u have...
spectacular trailer park
  03/27/24
No it’s just been going up up up up since the beginnin...
Racy Dopamine Parlour
  03/27/24
yes market is up like 10% this year but im saying u have inc...
spectacular trailer park
  03/27/24
Yes, I have a job and I work.
Racy Dopamine Parlour
  03/27/24
sooooo goy!
spectacular trailer park
  03/27/24
Start a business on the West Coast
light electric furnace
  03/27/24
park it in a vehicle where it can grow tax free and I can bo...
Self-absorbed big bawdyhouse legend
  03/27/24
...
Racy Dopamine Parlour
  03/27/24
Not a single thing would change for me personally in the sho...
Beta irradiated public bath sandwich
  03/27/24
Put it into short-term treasuries
Stirring dilemma
  03/27/24
Pay off debt. Bankroll the last 20% of the next Gillian Jaco...
trip theater
  03/27/24
Oh wow, so you actually have some tangible things to spend i...
Racy Dopamine Parlour
  03/27/24
so alive, so purposeful.
trip theater
  03/27/24
alive poaster
Ruddy bateful church building karate
  03/27/24
His wife is infertile
Self-centered Talented Crackhouse
  03/27/24
are you some sort of independent producer?
brass center
  03/27/24
"You lookin' for male talent?" *beady eyes narrow*
turquoise institution fanboi
  03/27/24
I know a guy in the valley who is...
trip theater
  03/28/24
of some sort, yes. Now a mix of law, finance and production ...
trip theater
  03/28/24
Stop promoting and producing degenerate garbage
Self-centered Talented Crackhouse
  03/29/24
Quit my job
tripping indian lodge
  03/27/24
In this environment probably throw it into high yield saving...
cobalt stock car
  03/27/24
poast
Balding Bisexual Death Wish Bbw
  03/27/24
Take a sabbatical and hike Hokkaido, maybe do the Appalachia...
dark volcanic crater twinkling uncleanness
  03/27/24
Take 6-12 months off work, play a shitload of golf, travel a...
turquoise institution fanboi
  03/27/24
Move into a nicer place.
multi-colored ape
  03/27/24
buy a small house and set up some kind of safe but unexcitin...
misunderstood insecure candlestick maker associate
  03/27/24
nothing thats like 100k in 1990 money, it aint moving muc...
cordovan federal piazza athletic conference
  03/27/24
Pay off house, put the rest in bonds or dividend stocks and ...
glittery flatulent forum psychic
  03/27/24
That's a far better answer to this question with $10m than $...
cobalt stock car
  03/28/24
...
Racy Dopamine Parlour
  03/28/24
Nah you wagies just have way inflated expectations which is ...
glittery flatulent forum psychic
  03/28/24
U have kids?
Self-centered Talented Crackhouse
  03/28/24
Ohhhhhh I'd buy a small home
light electric furnace
  03/28/24
Two girls at one time. I might also pay off my remaining ...
disturbing nofapping gas station
  03/29/24
Laurence, you're a fucking genius
dun brunch
  03/29/24
Home improvements with half (which will creep into becoming ...
Avocado Hospital
  03/29/24


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Date: March 27th, 2024 5:49 AM
Author: Racy Dopamine Parlour

$2m?

$5m?

I am asking for obvious reasons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2...id#47531146)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 5:50 AM
Author: spectacular trailer park

Then I'd have 2.1m and wld really be set for life but just getting 400k more wld be enough for me... Life is worthless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2...id#47531150)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 5:57 AM
Author: Racy Dopamine Parlour

I was at $1.528 on Friday, but probably lost $10k or more since I last checked. It’s not even real anymore. Still have $440k in debts to pay off and then I owe my kids a living so I will work / save for 35 more years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2...id#47531163)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 5:59 AM
Author: Self-absorbed big bawdyhouse legend

the story of the xoxo wagey. while I find them morally abhorrent, there is an appeal to the no-kidmos being done with life earning by 42

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2...id#47531168)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 8:05 AM
Author: spectacular trailer park

man furk, what is ur asset allocation again? what stocks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2...id#47531306)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 8:26 AM
Author: Racy Dopamine Parlour

90/10 equities/fixed income

Of equities, 75/25 VTI or equivalent/VXUS

Outside of these accounts I have a little home equity and a little bullion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2...id#47531328)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 8:28 AM
Author: Scarlet Ratface Codepig

how much of a cash cushion do you keep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2...id#47531330)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 8:35 AM
Author: Racy Dopamine Parlour

Right now about $85k is in mm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2...id#47531339)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 9:06 AM
Author: spectacular trailer park

man im so retarded, i shld have ur NW, but then again u have income so thats prob 50% of ur gains?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2...id#47531379)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: Racy Dopamine Parlour

No it’s just been going up up up up since the beginning of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2...id#47531385)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 9:11 AM
Author: spectacular trailer park

yes market is up like 10% this year but im saying u have income and that makes a big diff, if u had no income like me u wld be taking 200k+ a year out of ur NW

im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2...id#47531387)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 9:13 AM
Author: Racy Dopamine Parlour

Yes, I have a job and I work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2...id#47531388)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: spectacular trailer park

sooooo goy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2...id#47531422)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 5:56 AM
Author: light electric furnace

Start a business on the West Coast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2...id#47531159)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 5:57 AM
Author: Self-absorbed big bawdyhouse legend

park it in a vehicle where it can grow tax free and I can borrow against it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2...id#47531162)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 7:48 AM
Author: Racy Dopamine Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2...id#47531264)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 8:35 AM
Author: Beta irradiated public bath sandwich

Not a single thing would change for me personally in the short run, but in the long long run it would provide some additional cushion and investment returns and resources for my children

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2...id#47531340)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 8:36 AM
Author: Stirring dilemma

Put it into short-term treasuries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2...id#47531341)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 8:57 AM
Author: trip theater

Pay off debt. Bankroll the last 20% of the next Gillian Jacobs film shooting this Summer in Germany and sell that fucker at Berlinale '25.

Bankroll my own film slate fund instead of hitting up the p/e crowd im talking to right now.

Pay off my aunt's house.

Fly my extended family out to Europe and get a chateau so all the cousins and all their kids can relax together and make some memories like we used to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2...id#47531367)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 8:59 AM
Author: Racy Dopamine Parlour

Oh wow, so you actually have some tangible things to spend it on. That’s cool man. Does it make you feel alive? Are you filled with purpose?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2...id#47531370)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 9:06 AM
Author: trip theater

so alive, so purposeful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2...id#47531380)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 10:38 AM
Author: Ruddy bateful church building karate

alive poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2...id#47531579)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: Self-centered Talented Crackhouse

His wife is infertile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2...id#47531719)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 11:50 AM
Author: brass center

are you some sort of independent producer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2...id#47531724)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 12:00 PM
Author: turquoise institution fanboi

"You lookin' for male talent?" *beady eyes narrow*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2...id#47531758)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 4:45 AM
Author: trip theater

I know a guy in the valley who is...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2...id#47534312)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 4:45 AM
Author: trip theater

of some sort, yes. Now a mix of law, finance and production / distribution.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2...id#47534311)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 8:19 AM
Author: Self-centered Talented Crackhouse

Stop promoting and producing degenerate garbage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2...id#47536133)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 8:59 AM
Author: tripping indian lodge

Quit my job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2...id#47531371)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 10:41 AM
Author: cobalt stock car

In this environment probably throw it into high yield savings and wait for an opportunity to throw into.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2...id#47531584)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 11:33 AM
Author: Balding Bisexual Death Wish Bbw

poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2...id#47531688)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 11:39 AM
Author: dark volcanic crater twinkling uncleanness

Take a sabbatical and hike Hokkaido, maybe do the Appalachian trail, travelshrew in Kyrgyzstan. Not all three obviously but I’d choose a reasonable one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2...id#47531701)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 11:42 AM
Author: turquoise institution fanboi

Take 6-12 months off work, play a shitload of golf, travel a bit (visit some friends and some international travel)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2...id#47531709)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: multi-colored ape

Move into a nicer place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2...id#47531718)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 12:05 PM
Author: misunderstood insecure candlestick maker associate

buy a small house and set up some kind of safe but unexciting investment plan (ETFs?) to handle property tax for as long as the rest will bear. i don't know what i'd actually do with my life if i quit working, so not much would change. i could spend it on small quality of life improvements, but i don't really care once stable housing is thoroughly SECURED for years and i have peace of mind from that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2...id#47531771)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 12:09 PM
Author: cordovan federal piazza athletic conference

nothing

thats like 100k in 1990 money, it aint moving much of anything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2...id#47531781)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 11:30 PM
Author: glittery flatulent forum psychic

Pay off house, put the rest in bonds or dividend stocks and stop working. Or some variation that involves not working. I’m not even necessarily set on keeping the house at that point. latam or southern europe would work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2...id#47533929)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:29 PM
Author: cobalt stock car

That's a far better answer to this question with $10m than $1m.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2...id#47534803)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 6:29 PM
Author: Racy Dopamine Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2...id#47535196)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 10:47 PM
Author: glittery flatulent forum psychic

Nah you wagies just have way inflated expectations which is why you will never escape and never find peace or the ability to chillax

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2...id#47535561)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:48 PM
Author: Self-centered Talented Crackhouse

U have kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2...id#47534855)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 6:30 PM
Author: light electric furnace

Ohhhhhh

I'd buy a small home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2...id#47535202)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 3:55 AM
Author: disturbing nofapping gas station

Two girls at one time.

I might also pay off my remaining student loans and buy a summer home in the mountains. But definitely two girls at one time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2...id#47535981)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 5:00 AM
Author: dun brunch

Laurence, you're a fucking genius

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2...id#47536035)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 4:13 AM
Author: Avocado Hospital

Home improvements with half (which will creep into becoming most of it). Other half into the same mutual funds as the rest of my savings.

$1M isn’t enough to make any real changes. $10M is, though - I’d quit immediately if I got $10M after tax.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2...id#47535991)