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What would you do if you were handed $1million net of taxes today?

$2m? $5m? I am asking for obvious reasons.
Slap-happy Cheese-eating Crackhouse Cumskin
  03/27/24
Then I'd have 2.1m and wld really be set for life but just g...
mustard bearded jew
  03/27/24
I was at $1.528 on Friday, but probably lost $10k or more si...
Slap-happy Cheese-eating Crackhouse Cumskin
  03/27/24
the story of the xoxo wagey. while I find them morally abhor...
Floppy den
  03/27/24
man furk, what is ur asset allocation again? what stocks?
mustard bearded jew
  03/27/24
90/10 equities/fixed income Of equities, 75/25 VTI or equiv...
Slap-happy Cheese-eating Crackhouse Cumskin
  03/27/24
how much of a cash cushion do you keep?
mahogany galvanic lay
  03/27/24
Right now about $85k is in mm
Slap-happy Cheese-eating Crackhouse Cumskin
  03/27/24
man im so retarded, i shld have ur NW, but then again u have...
mustard bearded jew
  03/27/24
No it’s just been going up up up up since the beginnin...
Slap-happy Cheese-eating Crackhouse Cumskin
  03/27/24
yes market is up like 10% this year but im saying u have inc...
mustard bearded jew
  03/27/24
Yes, I have a job and I work.
Slap-happy Cheese-eating Crackhouse Cumskin
  03/27/24
sooooo goy!
mustard bearded jew
  03/27/24
Start a business on the West Coast
high-end massive property
  03/27/24
park it in a vehicle where it can grow tax free and I can bo...
Floppy den
  03/27/24
...
Slap-happy Cheese-eating Crackhouse Cumskin
  03/27/24
Not a single thing would change for me personally in the sho...
Deranged garrison associate
  03/27/24
Put it into short-term treasuries
Ruddy lodge masturbator
  03/27/24
Pay off debt. Bankroll the last 20% of the next Gillian Jaco...
big scarlet affirmative action abode
  03/27/24
Oh wow, so you actually have some tangible things to spend i...
Slap-happy Cheese-eating Crackhouse Cumskin
  03/27/24
so alive, so purposeful.
big scarlet affirmative action abode
  03/27/24
alive poaster
comical french chad cuck
  03/27/24
His wife is infertile
Soul-stirring Dilemma Queen Of The Night
  03/27/24
are you some sort of independent producer?
arousing awkward stead
  03/27/24
"You lookin' for male talent?" *beady eyes narrow*
Cruel-hearted parlor
  03/27/24
I know a guy in the valley who is...
big scarlet affirmative action abode
  03/28/24
of some sort, yes. Now a mix of law, finance and production ...
big scarlet affirmative action abode
  03/28/24
Stop promoting and producing degenerate garbage
Soul-stirring Dilemma Queen Of The Night
  03/29/24
Quit my job
Aquamarine windowlicker wagecucks
  03/27/24
In this environment probably throw it into high yield saving...
vermilion provocative roommate resort
  03/27/24
poast
trip step-uncle's house
  03/27/24
Take a sabbatical and hike Hokkaido, maybe do the Appalachia...
razzle-dazzle burgundy box office
  03/27/24
Take 6-12 months off work, play a shitload of golf, travel a...
Cruel-hearted parlor
  03/27/24
Move into a nicer place.
wonderful fat ankles
  03/27/24
buy a small house and set up some kind of safe but unexcitin...
boyish bisexual casino
  03/27/24
nothing thats like 100k in 1990 money, it aint moving muc...
Haunting twinkling uncleanness nibblets
  03/27/24
Pay off house, put the rest in bonds or dividend stocks and ...
Stimulating Temple Genital Piercing
  03/27/24
That's a far better answer to this question with $10m than $...
vermilion provocative roommate resort
  03/28/24
...
Slap-happy Cheese-eating Crackhouse Cumskin
  03/28/24
Nah you wagies just have way inflated expectations which is ...
Stimulating Temple Genital Piercing
  03/28/24
U have kids?
Soul-stirring Dilemma Queen Of The Night
  03/28/24
Ohhhhhh I'd buy a small home
high-end massive property
  03/28/24
Two girls at one time. I might also pay off my remaining ...
contagious home regret
  03/29/24
Laurence, you're a fucking genius
excitant puce scourge upon the earth
  03/29/24
Home improvements with half (which will creep into becoming ...
bateful cyan state
  03/29/24


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Date: March 27th, 2024 5:49 AM
Author: Slap-happy Cheese-eating Crackhouse Cumskin

$2m?

$5m?

I am asking for obvious reasons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531146)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 5:50 AM
Author: mustard bearded jew

Then I'd have 2.1m and wld really be set for life but just getting 400k more wld be enough for me... Life is worthless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531150)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 5:57 AM
Author: Slap-happy Cheese-eating Crackhouse Cumskin

I was at $1.528 on Friday, but probably lost $10k or more since I last checked. It’s not even real anymore. Still have $440k in debts to pay off and then I owe my kids a living so I will work / save for 35 more years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531163)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 5:59 AM
Author: Floppy den

the story of the xoxo wagey. while I find them morally abhorrent, there is an appeal to the no-kidmos being done with life earning by 42

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531168)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 8:05 AM
Author: mustard bearded jew

man furk, what is ur asset allocation again? what stocks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531306)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 8:26 AM
Author: Slap-happy Cheese-eating Crackhouse Cumskin

90/10 equities/fixed income

Of equities, 75/25 VTI or equivalent/VXUS

Outside of these accounts I have a little home equity and a little bullion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531328)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 8:28 AM
Author: mahogany galvanic lay

how much of a cash cushion do you keep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531330)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 8:35 AM
Author: Slap-happy Cheese-eating Crackhouse Cumskin

Right now about $85k is in mm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531339)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 9:06 AM
Author: mustard bearded jew

man im so retarded, i shld have ur NW, but then again u have income so thats prob 50% of ur gains?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531379)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: Slap-happy Cheese-eating Crackhouse Cumskin

No it’s just been going up up up up since the beginning of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531385)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 9:11 AM
Author: mustard bearded jew

yes market is up like 10% this year but im saying u have income and that makes a big diff, if u had no income like me u wld be taking 200k+ a year out of ur NW

im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531387)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 9:13 AM
Author: Slap-happy Cheese-eating Crackhouse Cumskin

Yes, I have a job and I work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531388)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: mustard bearded jew

sooooo goy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531422)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 5:56 AM
Author: high-end massive property

Start a business on the West Coast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531159)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 5:57 AM
Author: Floppy den

park it in a vehicle where it can grow tax free and I can borrow against it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531162)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 7:48 AM
Author: Slap-happy Cheese-eating Crackhouse Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531264)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 8:35 AM
Author: Deranged garrison associate

Not a single thing would change for me personally in the short run, but in the long long run it would provide some additional cushion and investment returns and resources for my children

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531340)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 8:36 AM
Author: Ruddy lodge masturbator

Put it into short-term treasuries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531341)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 8:57 AM
Author: big scarlet affirmative action abode

Pay off debt. Bankroll the last 20% of the next Gillian Jacobs film shooting this Summer in Germany and sell that fucker at Berlinale '25.

Bankroll my own film slate fund instead of hitting up the p/e crowd im talking to right now.

Pay off my aunt's house.

Fly my extended family out to Europe and get a chateau so all the cousins and all their kids can relax together and make some memories like we used to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531367)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 8:59 AM
Author: Slap-happy Cheese-eating Crackhouse Cumskin

Oh wow, so you actually have some tangible things to spend it on. That’s cool man. Does it make you feel alive? Are you filled with purpose?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531370)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 9:06 AM
Author: big scarlet affirmative action abode

so alive, so purposeful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531380)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 10:38 AM
Author: comical french chad cuck

alive poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531579)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Dilemma Queen Of The Night

His wife is infertile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531719)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 11:50 AM
Author: arousing awkward stead

are you some sort of independent producer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531724)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 12:00 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted parlor

"You lookin' for male talent?" *beady eyes narrow*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531758)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 4:45 AM
Author: big scarlet affirmative action abode

I know a guy in the valley who is...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47534312)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 4:45 AM
Author: big scarlet affirmative action abode

of some sort, yes. Now a mix of law, finance and production / distribution.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47534311)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 8:19 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Dilemma Queen Of The Night

Stop promoting and producing degenerate garbage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47536133)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 8:59 AM
Author: Aquamarine windowlicker wagecucks

Quit my job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531371)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 10:41 AM
Author: vermilion provocative roommate resort

In this environment probably throw it into high yield savings and wait for an opportunity to throw into.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531584)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 11:33 AM
Author: trip step-uncle's house

poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531688)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 11:39 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle burgundy box office

Take a sabbatical and hike Hokkaido, maybe do the Appalachian trail, travelshrew in Kyrgyzstan. Not all three obviously but I’d choose a reasonable one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531701)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 11:42 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted parlor

Take 6-12 months off work, play a shitload of golf, travel a bit (visit some friends and some international travel)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531709)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: wonderful fat ankles

Move into a nicer place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531718)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 12:05 PM
Author: boyish bisexual casino

buy a small house and set up some kind of safe but unexciting investment plan (ETFs?) to handle property tax for as long as the rest will bear. i don't know what i'd actually do with my life if i quit working, so not much would change. i could spend it on small quality of life improvements, but i don't really care once stable housing is thoroughly SECURED for years and i have peace of mind from that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531771)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 12:09 PM
Author: Haunting twinkling uncleanness nibblets

nothing

thats like 100k in 1990 money, it aint moving much of anything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531781)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 11:30 PM
Author: Stimulating Temple Genital Piercing

Pay off house, put the rest in bonds or dividend stocks and stop working. Or some variation that involves not working. I’m not even necessarily set on keeping the house at that point. latam or southern europe would work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47533929)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:29 PM
Author: vermilion provocative roommate resort

That's a far better answer to this question with $10m than $1m.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47534803)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 6:29 PM
Author: Slap-happy Cheese-eating Crackhouse Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47535196)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 10:47 PM
Author: Stimulating Temple Genital Piercing

Nah you wagies just have way inflated expectations which is why you will never escape and never find peace or the ability to chillax

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47535561)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:48 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Dilemma Queen Of The Night

U have kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47534855)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 6:30 PM
Author: high-end massive property

Ohhhhhh

I'd buy a small home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47535202)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 3:55 AM
Author: contagious home regret

Two girls at one time.

I might also pay off my remaining student loans and buy a summer home in the mountains. But definitely two girls at one time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47535981)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 5:00 AM
Author: excitant puce scourge upon the earth

Laurence, you're a fucking genius

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47536035)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 4:13 AM
Author: bateful cyan state

Home improvements with half (which will creep into becoming most of it). Other half into the same mutual funds as the rest of my savings.

$1M isn’t enough to make any real changes. $10M is, though - I’d quit immediately if I got $10M after tax.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47535991)