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URGENT (Alcoholic in need): How do I open a bottle of wine w/o opener?

I may have to resort to breaking the neck open I've looke...
learning disabled place of business lodge
  03/28/24
Shoe works - I've had to do that before :)
Drunken Massive Factory Reset Button Scourge Upon The Earth
  03/28/24
describe how this could possibly work
cracking apoplectic wrinkle
  03/29/24
easiest way is you push the cork down into the wine and you ...
mint haunting brethren
  03/28/24
what do i use to push the cork down? i'm in a hotel room
learning disabled place of business lodge
  03/28/24
call room service
vermilion alpha menage
  03/28/24
i'm too drunk, i'll prob karate chop the bellboy
learning disabled place of business lodge
  03/28/24
do it, you can loot the corkscrew off his unconscious body
avocado kitchen doctorate
  03/28/24
grab a few pens from the room and push them down on the cork...
mint haunting brethren
  03/28/24
some good ideas here, thank i'll wait a little bit but ge...
learning disabled place of business lodge
  03/28/24
...
vermilion alpha menage
  03/28/24
i push it in. https://vinepair.com/articles/7-ways-to-op...
vermilion alpha menage
  03/28/24
saw this article too, i dont have a hammer + tools. keys sou...
learning disabled place of business lodge
  03/28/24
Ask the hotel for an opener
bearded generalized bond hospital
  03/28/24
i'm on a business trip and am paranoid. other wagecucks are ...
learning disabled place of business lodge
  03/28/24
I mean pick up the phone and dial the front desk, not yell d...
bearded generalized bond hospital
  03/28/24
i dont know if i can help myself i've been reading xo
learning disabled place of business lodge
  03/28/24
ive done this before using anything sharp, like a swiss army...
Odious French Gunner
  03/28/24
a swiss army knife literally has a corkscrew built in you su...
galvanic citrine corner international law enforcement agency
  03/28/24
how wld i know im not swiss, u faggot benchod
Odious French Gunner
  03/28/24
Lol
kink-friendly chrome theatre faggotry
  03/29/24
put the plug in the bath tub and smash it and use a kitchen ...
sooty mood
  03/28/24
where are we on this? UPDATE, please.
vermilion alpha menage
  03/28/24
UPDATE: managed to open it by pushing it through. I used a m...
learning disabled place of business lodge
  03/29/24
A long screw + screwdriver and a pair of pliers will do it
violent hot box office
  03/28/24
Cr. Or a drill, if available. That would be my go-to.
Disturbing Hairy Legs Headpube
  03/29/24
i've used a butterknife before, a couple of times. the firs...
Red Juggernaut Gas Station
  03/28/24
I’ve gone down to hotel bars/restaurants and asked the...
Infuriating passionate plaza hunting ground
  03/28/24
Preferred method: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ8OTNs2dC...
Yellow set
  03/29/24
Marriage material
learning disabled place of business lodge
  03/29/24
When I was stationed in Monterey we were drinking wine at Mo...
Charismatic naked home pozpig
  03/29/24
...
Cerebral bisexual school cafeteria giraffe
  03/29/24
I’ve simply torn Through the cork before with a key
opaque hairraiser church deer antler
  03/29/24
cut the neck of the bottle off with a saber https://en.wi...
Poppy talented fortuitous meteor
  03/29/24
A real alcoholic wouldn’t be asking this rookie questi...
cerise shrine degenerate
  03/29/24
I drink 10+ drinks a day Maybe thats still amateur
learning disabled place of business lodge
  03/29/24
How long? One day?
cerise shrine degenerate
  03/29/24
Every day bud for the past 5 years
learning disabled place of business lodge
  03/29/24
true
bronze diverse striped hyena
  03/29/24


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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:30 AM
Author: learning disabled place of business lodge

I may have to resort to breaking the neck open

I've looked up some gay ideas online like using a key or banging it against the wall with a shoe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534077)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: Drunken Massive Factory Reset Button Scourge Upon The Earth

Shoe works - I've had to do that before :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534952)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:11 AM
Author: cracking apoplectic wrinkle

describe how this could possibly work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536232)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: mint haunting brethren

easiest way is you push the cork down into the wine and you can pour around it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534083)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: learning disabled place of business lodge

what do i use to push the cork down? i'm in a hotel room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534087)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: vermilion alpha menage

call room service

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534090)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: learning disabled place of business lodge

i'm too drunk, i'll prob karate chop the bellboy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534093)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:42 AM
Author: avocado kitchen doctorate

do it, you can loot the corkscrew off his unconscious body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534109)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:34 AM
Author: mint haunting brethren

grab a few pens from the room and push them down on the cork equally distributing the force among the pens

you can also get creative. use the leg of the ironing board if it fits, or you can even roll up papers on the desk very tightly and use that

cmon you need to be creative if youre an alky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534094)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: learning disabled place of business lodge

some good ideas here, thank

i'll wait a little bit but get to it if i dont think or hear of anything better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534096)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: vermilion alpha menage



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: vermilion alpha menage

i push it in.

https://vinepair.com/articles/7-ways-to-open-a-bottle-of-wine-without-a-corkscrew/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534088)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: learning disabled place of business lodge

saw this article too, i dont have a hammer + tools. keys sound like they wont work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534091)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: bearded generalized bond hospital

Ask the hotel for an opener

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534095)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: learning disabled place of business lodge

i'm on a business trip and am paranoid. other wagecucks are in the rooms around me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534098)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:37 AM
Author: bearded generalized bond hospital

I mean pick up the phone and dial the front desk, not yell down the hallway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534099)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:41 AM
Author: learning disabled place of business lodge

i dont know if i can help myself

i've been reading xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534106)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:00 PM
Author: Odious French Gunner

ive done this before using anything sharp, like a swiss army knife or just reg knife or even a key or other end of a spoon, u have to chip away at the cork until its destroyed and falls into bottle. then pour the wine into a glass but use some sort of filter or take a spoon to remove the cork chips

actually when u first start breaking the cork be careful and try to extract them, that way only the bottom part of the cork will fall into wine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534967)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:05 PM
Author: galvanic citrine corner international law enforcement agency

a swiss army knife literally has a corkscrew built in you subhuman turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534970)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:07 PM
Author: Odious French Gunner

how wld i know im not swiss, u faggot benchod

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534976)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:13 AM
Author: kink-friendly chrome theatre faggotry

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536233)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:10 PM
Author: sooty mood

put the plug in the bath tub and smash it and use a kitchen strainer to get the glass out then lap it up. if you need more liquid just fill the tub a little.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534978)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:24 PM
Author: vermilion alpha menage

where are we on this? UPDATE, please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535658)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:11 PM
Author: learning disabled place of business lodge

UPDATE: managed to open it by pushing it through. I used a metal pen. I held the bottle between my feet and pushed with two hands down.

The key is getting flow through the bottle once the cork is down. Even within the bottle it can block the flow of wine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538152)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:25 PM
Author: violent hot box office

A long screw + screwdriver and a pair of pliers will do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535661)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:10 AM
Author: Disturbing Hairy Legs Headpube

Cr. Or a drill, if available. That would be my go-to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536229)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:28 PM
Author: Red Juggernaut Gas Station

i've used a butterknife before, a couple of times. the first time, i was able to shimmy it into the cork, and then twist the cork up and out. the second time, i tried the same technique, but pushed too hard and the cork fell into the bottle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535672)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:30 PM
Author: Infuriating passionate plaza hunting ground

I’ve gone down to hotel bars/restaurants and asked them to open stuff for me before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535682)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:57 AM
Author: Yellow set

Preferred method: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ8OTNs2dC4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536213)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: learning disabled place of business lodge

Marriage material

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538161)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:14 AM
Author: Charismatic naked home pozpig

When I was stationed in Monterey we were drinking wine at Monastery beach in Carmel and this army sergeant tried to do the trick where you bump the bottoms of the bottle against something hard to force the cork out slowly. He wandered off into some trees and a few minutes later we heard the sound of the bottle breaking. He came wandering back gushing blood from a severed artery in his forearm. He didn’t almost die but we did have to tie his arm off and he lost a lot of blood. Don’t do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536236)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:16 AM
Author: Cerebral bisexual school cafeteria giraffe



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:35 AM
Author: opaque hairraiser church deer antler

I’ve simply torn Through the cork before with a key

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536260)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:38 AM
Author: Poppy talented fortuitous meteor

cut the neck of the bottle off with a saber

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabrage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536265)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: cerise shrine degenerate

A real alcoholic wouldn’t be asking this rookie question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538165)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: learning disabled place of business lodge

I drink 10+ drinks a day

Maybe thats still amateur

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538166)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:19 PM
Author: cerise shrine degenerate

How long? One day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538171)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:20 PM
Author: learning disabled place of business lodge

Every day bud for the past 5 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538179)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:17 PM
Author: bronze diverse striped hyena

true

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