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URGENT (Alcoholic in need): How do I open a bottle of wine w/o opener?

I may have to resort to breaking the neck open I've looke...
Judgmental church building
  03/28/24
Shoe works - I've had to do that before :)
Garnet library
  03/28/24
describe how this could possibly work
Hairraiser Step-uncle's House
  03/29/24
easiest way is you push the cork down into the wine and you ...
Glittery home therapy
  03/28/24
what do i use to push the cork down? i'm in a hotel room
Judgmental church building
  03/28/24
call room service
Dun razzmatazz location regret
  03/28/24
i'm too drunk, i'll prob karate chop the bellboy
Judgmental church building
  03/28/24
do it, you can loot the corkscrew off his unconscious body
Bossy lay
  03/28/24
grab a few pens from the room and push them down on the cork...
Glittery home therapy
  03/28/24
some good ideas here, thank i'll wait a little bit but ge...
Judgmental church building
  03/28/24
...
Dun razzmatazz location regret
  03/28/24
i push it in. https://vinepair.com/articles/7-ways-to-op...
Dun razzmatazz location regret
  03/28/24
saw this article too, i dont have a hammer + tools. keys sou...
Judgmental church building
  03/28/24
Ask the hotel for an opener
jade slippery locus hominid
  03/28/24
i'm on a business trip and am paranoid. other wagecucks are ...
Judgmental church building
  03/28/24
I mean pick up the phone and dial the front desk, not yell d...
jade slippery locus hominid
  03/28/24
i dont know if i can help myself i've been reading xo
Judgmental church building
  03/28/24
ive done this before using anything sharp, like a swiss army...
Rough-skinned heaven internal respiration
  03/28/24
a swiss army knife literally has a corkscrew built in you su...
Frisky chartreuse ape
  03/28/24
how wld i know im not swiss, u faggot benchod
Rough-skinned heaven internal respiration
  03/28/24
Lol
Duck-like Theater Juggernaut
  03/29/24
put the plug in the bath tub and smash it and use a kitchen ...
boyish hot weed whacker
  03/28/24
where are we on this? UPDATE, please.
Dun razzmatazz location regret
  03/28/24
UPDATE: managed to open it by pushing it through. I used a m...
Judgmental church building
  03/29/24
A long screw + screwdriver and a pair of pliers will do it
amber stead mad-dog skullcap
  03/28/24
Cr. Or a drill, if available. That would be my go-to.
fishy mind-boggling church
  03/29/24
i've used a butterknife before, a couple of times. the firs...
cerebral elastic band
  03/28/24
I’ve gone down to hotel bars/restaurants and asked the...
unholy saffron kitty jewess
  03/28/24
Preferred method: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ8OTNs2dC...
chocolate school cumskin
  03/29/24
Marriage material
Judgmental church building
  03/29/24
When I was stationed in Monterey we were drinking wine at Mo...
Twisted bistre corn cake circlehead
  03/29/24
...
vigorous piazza bbw
  03/29/24
I’ve simply torn Through the cork before with a key
Orchid Kink-friendly Private Investor
  03/29/24
cut the neck of the bottle off with a saber https://en.wi...
submissive slimy psychic
  03/29/24
A real alcoholic wouldn’t be asking this rookie questi...
impertinent avocado station
  03/29/24
I drink 10+ drinks a day Maybe thats still amateur
Judgmental church building
  03/29/24
How long? One day?
impertinent avocado station
  03/29/24
Every day bud for the past 5 years
Judgmental church building
  03/29/24
true
Glassy Trailer Park
  03/29/24


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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:30 AM
Author: Judgmental church building

I may have to resort to breaking the neck open

I've looked up some gay ideas online like using a key or banging it against the wall with a shoe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534077)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: Garnet library

Shoe works - I've had to do that before :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534952)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:11 AM
Author: Hairraiser Step-uncle's House

describe how this could possibly work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536232)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: Glittery home therapy

easiest way is you push the cork down into the wine and you can pour around it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534083)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: Judgmental church building

what do i use to push the cork down? i'm in a hotel room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534087)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: Dun razzmatazz location regret

call room service

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534090)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: Judgmental church building

i'm too drunk, i'll prob karate chop the bellboy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534093)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:42 AM
Author: Bossy lay

do it, you can loot the corkscrew off his unconscious body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534109)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:34 AM
Author: Glittery home therapy

grab a few pens from the room and push them down on the cork equally distributing the force among the pens

you can also get creative. use the leg of the ironing board if it fits, or you can even roll up papers on the desk very tightly and use that

cmon you need to be creative if youre an alky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534094)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: Judgmental church building

some good ideas here, thank

i'll wait a little bit but get to it if i dont think or hear of anything better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534096)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: Dun razzmatazz location regret



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: Dun razzmatazz location regret

i push it in.

https://vinepair.com/articles/7-ways-to-open-a-bottle-of-wine-without-a-corkscrew/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534088)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: Judgmental church building

saw this article too, i dont have a hammer + tools. keys sound like they wont work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534091)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: jade slippery locus hominid

Ask the hotel for an opener

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534095)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: Judgmental church building

i'm on a business trip and am paranoid. other wagecucks are in the rooms around me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534098)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:37 AM
Author: jade slippery locus hominid

I mean pick up the phone and dial the front desk, not yell down the hallway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534099)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:41 AM
Author: Judgmental church building

i dont know if i can help myself

i've been reading xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534106)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:00 PM
Author: Rough-skinned heaven internal respiration

ive done this before using anything sharp, like a swiss army knife or just reg knife or even a key or other end of a spoon, u have to chip away at the cork until its destroyed and falls into bottle. then pour the wine into a glass but use some sort of filter or take a spoon to remove the cork chips

actually when u first start breaking the cork be careful and try to extract them, that way only the bottom part of the cork will fall into wine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534967)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:05 PM
Author: Frisky chartreuse ape

a swiss army knife literally has a corkscrew built in you subhuman turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534970)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:07 PM
Author: Rough-skinned heaven internal respiration

how wld i know im not swiss, u faggot benchod

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534976)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:13 AM
Author: Duck-like Theater Juggernaut

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536233)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:10 PM
Author: boyish hot weed whacker

put the plug in the bath tub and smash it and use a kitchen strainer to get the glass out then lap it up. if you need more liquid just fill the tub a little.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534978)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:24 PM
Author: Dun razzmatazz location regret

where are we on this? UPDATE, please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535658)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:11 PM
Author: Judgmental church building

UPDATE: managed to open it by pushing it through. I used a metal pen. I held the bottle between my feet and pushed with two hands down.

The key is getting flow through the bottle once the cork is down. Even within the bottle it can block the flow of wine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538152)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:25 PM
Author: amber stead mad-dog skullcap

A long screw + screwdriver and a pair of pliers will do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535661)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:10 AM
Author: fishy mind-boggling church

Cr. Or a drill, if available. That would be my go-to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536229)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:28 PM
Author: cerebral elastic band

i've used a butterknife before, a couple of times. the first time, i was able to shimmy it into the cork, and then twist the cork up and out. the second time, i tried the same technique, but pushed too hard and the cork fell into the bottle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535672)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:30 PM
Author: unholy saffron kitty jewess

I’ve gone down to hotel bars/restaurants and asked them to open stuff for me before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535682)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:57 AM
Author: chocolate school cumskin

Preferred method: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ8OTNs2dC4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536213)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: Judgmental church building

Marriage material

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538161)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:14 AM
Author: Twisted bistre corn cake circlehead

When I was stationed in Monterey we were drinking wine at Monastery beach in Carmel and this army sergeant tried to do the trick where you bump the bottoms of the bottle against something hard to force the cork out slowly. He wandered off into some trees and a few minutes later we heard the sound of the bottle breaking. He came wandering back gushing blood from a severed artery in his forearm. He didn’t almost die but we did have to tie his arm off and he lost a lot of blood. Don’t do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536236)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:16 AM
Author: vigorous piazza bbw



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:35 AM
Author: Orchid Kink-friendly Private Investor

I’ve simply torn Through the cork before with a key

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536260)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:38 AM
Author: submissive slimy psychic

cut the neck of the bottle off with a saber

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabrage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536265)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: impertinent avocado station

A real alcoholic wouldn’t be asking this rookie question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538165)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: Judgmental church building

I drink 10+ drinks a day

Maybe thats still amateur

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538166)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:19 PM
Author: impertinent avocado station

How long? One day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538171)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:20 PM
Author: Judgmental church building

Every day bud for the past 5 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538179)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:17 PM
Author: Glassy Trailer Park

true

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