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URGENT (Alcoholic in need): How do I open a bottle of wine w/o opener?

I may have to resort to breaking the neck open I've looke...
Henna Drunken Office
  03/28/24
Shoe works - I've had to do that before :)
Frozen mexican stag film
  03/28/24
describe how this could possibly work
razzle judgmental pocket flask
  03/29/24
easiest way is you push the cork down into the wine and you ...
Vivacious faggotry
  03/28/24
what do i use to push the cork down? i'm in a hotel room
Henna Drunken Office
  03/28/24
call room service
Fantasy-prone zippy business firm sweet tailpipe
  03/28/24
i'm too drunk, i'll prob karate chop the bellboy
Henna Drunken Office
  03/28/24
do it, you can loot the corkscrew off his unconscious body
racy theatre alpha
  03/28/24
grab a few pens from the room and push them down on the cork...
Vivacious faggotry
  03/28/24
some good ideas here, thank i'll wait a little bit but ge...
Henna Drunken Office
  03/28/24
...
Fantasy-prone zippy business firm sweet tailpipe
  03/28/24
i push it in. https://vinepair.com/articles/7-ways-to-op...
Fantasy-prone zippy business firm sweet tailpipe
  03/28/24
saw this article too, i dont have a hammer + tools. keys sou...
Henna Drunken Office
  03/28/24
Ask the hotel for an opener
spectacular area
  03/28/24
i'm on a business trip and am paranoid. other wagecucks are ...
Henna Drunken Office
  03/28/24
I mean pick up the phone and dial the front desk, not yell d...
spectacular area
  03/28/24
i dont know if i can help myself i've been reading xo
Henna Drunken Office
  03/28/24
ive done this before using anything sharp, like a swiss army...
Irradiated bipolar faggot firefighter
  03/28/24
a swiss army knife literally has a corkscrew built in you su...
sooty old irish cottage mad-dog skullcap
  03/28/24
how wld i know im not swiss, u faggot benchod
Irradiated bipolar faggot firefighter
  03/28/24
Lol
nudist magenta site
  03/29/24
put the plug in the bath tub and smash it and use a kitchen ...
Contagious metal sanctuary
  03/28/24
where are we on this? UPDATE, please.
Fantasy-prone zippy business firm sweet tailpipe
  03/28/24
UPDATE: managed to open it by pushing it through. I used a m...
Henna Drunken Office
  03/29/24
A long screw + screwdriver and a pair of pliers will do it
boyish blathering library psychic
  03/28/24
Cr. Or a drill, if available. That would be my go-to.
Umber national security agency genital piercing
  03/29/24
i've used a butterknife before, a couple of times. the firs...
crystalline digit ratio deer antler
  03/28/24
I’ve gone down to hotel bars/restaurants and asked the...
overrated boltzmann senate
  03/28/24
Preferred method: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ8OTNs2dC...
Curious slimy tank dilemma
  03/29/24
Marriage material
Henna Drunken Office
  03/29/24
When I was stationed in Monterey we were drinking wine at Mo...
Swollen bateful crotch public bath
  03/29/24
...
sapphire orchestra pit
  03/29/24
I’ve simply torn Through the cork before with a key
erotic windowlicker
  03/29/24
cut the neck of the bottle off with a saber https://en.wi...
slap-happy fragrant community account nibblets
  03/29/24
A real alcoholic wouldn’t be asking this rookie questi...
Gaped Address
  03/29/24
I drink 10+ drinks a day Maybe thats still amateur
Henna Drunken Office
  03/29/24
How long? One day?
Gaped Address
  03/29/24
Every day bud for the past 5 years
Henna Drunken Office
  03/29/24
true
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  03/29/24


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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:30 AM
Author: Henna Drunken Office

I may have to resort to breaking the neck open

I've looked up some gay ideas online like using a key or banging it against the wall with a shoe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534077)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: Frozen mexican stag film

Shoe works - I've had to do that before :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534952)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:11 AM
Author: razzle judgmental pocket flask

describe how this could possibly work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536232)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: Vivacious faggotry

easiest way is you push the cork down into the wine and you can pour around it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534083)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: Henna Drunken Office

what do i use to push the cork down? i'm in a hotel room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534087)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone zippy business firm sweet tailpipe

call room service

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534090)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: Henna Drunken Office

i'm too drunk, i'll prob karate chop the bellboy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534093)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:42 AM
Author: racy theatre alpha

do it, you can loot the corkscrew off his unconscious body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534109)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:34 AM
Author: Vivacious faggotry

grab a few pens from the room and push them down on the cork equally distributing the force among the pens

you can also get creative. use the leg of the ironing board if it fits, or you can even roll up papers on the desk very tightly and use that

cmon you need to be creative if youre an alky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534094)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: Henna Drunken Office

some good ideas here, thank

i'll wait a little bit but get to it if i dont think or hear of anything better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534096)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone zippy business firm sweet tailpipe



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone zippy business firm sweet tailpipe

i push it in.

https://vinepair.com/articles/7-ways-to-open-a-bottle-of-wine-without-a-corkscrew/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534088)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: Henna Drunken Office

saw this article too, i dont have a hammer + tools. keys sound like they wont work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534091)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: spectacular area

Ask the hotel for an opener

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534095)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: Henna Drunken Office

i'm on a business trip and am paranoid. other wagecucks are in the rooms around me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534098)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:37 AM
Author: spectacular area

I mean pick up the phone and dial the front desk, not yell down the hallway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534099)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:41 AM
Author: Henna Drunken Office

i dont know if i can help myself

i've been reading xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534106)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:00 PM
Author: Irradiated bipolar faggot firefighter

ive done this before using anything sharp, like a swiss army knife or just reg knife or even a key or other end of a spoon, u have to chip away at the cork until its destroyed and falls into bottle. then pour the wine into a glass but use some sort of filter or take a spoon to remove the cork chips

actually when u first start breaking the cork be careful and try to extract them, that way only the bottom part of the cork will fall into wine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534967)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:05 PM
Author: sooty old irish cottage mad-dog skullcap

a swiss army knife literally has a corkscrew built in you subhuman turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534970)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:07 PM
Author: Irradiated bipolar faggot firefighter

how wld i know im not swiss, u faggot benchod

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534976)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:13 AM
Author: nudist magenta site

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536233)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:10 PM
Author: Contagious metal sanctuary

put the plug in the bath tub and smash it and use a kitchen strainer to get the glass out then lap it up. if you need more liquid just fill the tub a little.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534978)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:24 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone zippy business firm sweet tailpipe

where are we on this? UPDATE, please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535658)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:11 PM
Author: Henna Drunken Office

UPDATE: managed to open it by pushing it through. I used a metal pen. I held the bottle between my feet and pushed with two hands down.

The key is getting flow through the bottle once the cork is down. Even within the bottle it can block the flow of wine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538152)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:25 PM
Author: boyish blathering library psychic

A long screw + screwdriver and a pair of pliers will do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535661)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:10 AM
Author: Umber national security agency genital piercing

Cr. Or a drill, if available. That would be my go-to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536229)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:28 PM
Author: crystalline digit ratio deer antler

i've used a butterknife before, a couple of times. the first time, i was able to shimmy it into the cork, and then twist the cork up and out. the second time, i tried the same technique, but pushed too hard and the cork fell into the bottle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535672)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:30 PM
Author: overrated boltzmann senate

I’ve gone down to hotel bars/restaurants and asked them to open stuff for me before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535682)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:57 AM
Author: Curious slimy tank dilemma

Preferred method: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ8OTNs2dC4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536213)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: Henna Drunken Office

Marriage material

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538161)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:14 AM
Author: Swollen bateful crotch public bath

When I was stationed in Monterey we were drinking wine at Monastery beach in Carmel and this army sergeant tried to do the trick where you bump the bottoms of the bottle against something hard to force the cork out slowly. He wandered off into some trees and a few minutes later we heard the sound of the bottle breaking. He came wandering back gushing blood from a severed artery in his forearm. He didn’t almost die but we did have to tie his arm off and he lost a lot of blood. Don’t do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536236)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:16 AM
Author: sapphire orchestra pit



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:35 AM
Author: erotic windowlicker

I’ve simply torn Through the cork before with a key

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536260)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:38 AM
Author: slap-happy fragrant community account nibblets

cut the neck of the bottle off with a saber

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabrage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536265)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: Gaped Address

A real alcoholic wouldn’t be asking this rookie question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538165)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: Henna Drunken Office

I drink 10+ drinks a day

Maybe thats still amateur

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538166)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:19 PM
Author: Gaped Address

How long? One day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538171)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:20 PM
Author: Henna Drunken Office

Every day bud for the past 5 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538179)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:17 PM
Author: zombie-like sticky casino

true

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