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URGENT (Alcoholic in need): How do I open a bottle of wine w/o opener?

I may have to resort to breaking the neck open I've looke...
maize slippery piazza
  03/28/24
Shoe works - I've had to do that before :)
jet hall
  03/28/24
describe how this could possibly work
lime aromatic temple
  03/29/24
easiest way is you push the cork down into the wine and you ...
nofapping spot philosopher-king
  03/28/24
what do i use to push the cork down? i'm in a hotel room
maize slippery piazza
  03/28/24
call room service
Mustard Big Public Bath Scourge Upon The Earth
  03/28/24
i'm too drunk, i'll prob karate chop the bellboy
maize slippery piazza
  03/28/24
do it, you can loot the corkscrew off his unconscious body
multi-colored immigrant
  03/28/24
grab a few pens from the room and push them down on the cork...
nofapping spot philosopher-king
  03/28/24
some good ideas here, thank i'll wait a little bit but ge...
maize slippery piazza
  03/28/24
...
Mustard Big Public Bath Scourge Upon The Earth
  03/28/24
i push it in. https://vinepair.com/articles/7-ways-to-op...
Mustard Big Public Bath Scourge Upon The Earth
  03/28/24
saw this article too, i dont have a hammer + tools. keys sou...
maize slippery piazza
  03/28/24
Ask the hotel for an opener
amethyst ungodly gunner library
  03/28/24
i'm on a business trip and am paranoid. other wagecucks are ...
maize slippery piazza
  03/28/24
I mean pick up the phone and dial the front desk, not yell d...
amethyst ungodly gunner library
  03/28/24
i dont know if i can help myself i've been reading xo
maize slippery piazza
  03/28/24
ive done this before using anything sharp, like a swiss army...
sexy plaza toaster
  03/28/24
a swiss army knife literally has a corkscrew built in you su...
Marvelous Offensive Shrine Knife
  03/28/24
how wld i know im not swiss, u faggot benchod
sexy plaza toaster
  03/28/24
Lol
Ultramarine bespoke church building generalized bond
  03/29/24
put the plug in the bath tub and smash it and use a kitchen ...
Sable Depressive
  03/28/24
where are we on this? UPDATE, please.
Mustard Big Public Bath Scourge Upon The Earth
  03/28/24
UPDATE: managed to open it by pushing it through. I used a m...
maize slippery piazza
  03/29/24
A long screw + screwdriver and a pair of pliers will do it
light vivacious pistol
  03/28/24
Cr. Or a drill, if available. That would be my go-to.
learning disabled khaki den psychic
  03/29/24
i've used a butterknife before, a couple of times. the firs...
charismatic point brethren
  03/28/24
I’ve gone down to hotel bars/restaurants and asked the...
Comical Red Site
  03/28/24
Preferred method: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ8OTNs2dC...
Hateful Chartreuse Community Account Bawdyhouse
  03/29/24
Marriage material
maize slippery piazza
  03/29/24
When I was stationed in Monterey we were drinking wine at Mo...
Sooty chad
  03/29/24
...
Mentally Impaired Field Halford
  03/29/24
I’ve simply torn Through the cork before with a key
Plum property
  03/29/24
cut the neck of the bottle off with a saber https://en.wi...
Fighting salmon old irish cottage area
  03/29/24
A real alcoholic wouldn’t be asking this rookie questi...
Misunderstood appetizing cruise ship circlehead
  03/29/24
I drink 10+ drinks a day Maybe thats still amateur
maize slippery piazza
  03/29/24
How long? One day?
Misunderstood appetizing cruise ship circlehead
  03/29/24
Every day bud for the past 5 years
maize slippery piazza
  03/29/24
true
orchid school
  03/29/24


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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:30 AM
Author: maize slippery piazza

I may have to resort to breaking the neck open

I've looked up some gay ideas online like using a key or banging it against the wall with a shoe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2...id#47534077)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: jet hall

Shoe works - I've had to do that before :)

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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:11 AM
Author: lime aromatic temple

describe how this could possibly work

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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: nofapping spot philosopher-king

easiest way is you push the cork down into the wine and you can pour around it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2...id#47534083)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: maize slippery piazza

what do i use to push the cork down? i'm in a hotel room

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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: Mustard Big Public Bath Scourge Upon The Earth

call room service

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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: maize slippery piazza

i'm too drunk, i'll prob karate chop the bellboy

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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:42 AM
Author: multi-colored immigrant

do it, you can loot the corkscrew off his unconscious body

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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:34 AM
Author: nofapping spot philosopher-king

grab a few pens from the room and push them down on the cork equally distributing the force among the pens

you can also get creative. use the leg of the ironing board if it fits, or you can even roll up papers on the desk very tightly and use that

cmon you need to be creative if youre an alky

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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: maize slippery piazza

some good ideas here, thank

i'll wait a little bit but get to it if i dont think or hear of anything better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2...id#47534096)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: Mustard Big Public Bath Scourge Upon The Earth



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: Mustard Big Public Bath Scourge Upon The Earth

i push it in.

https://vinepair.com/articles/7-ways-to-open-a-bottle-of-wine-without-a-corkscrew/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2...id#47534088)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: maize slippery piazza

saw this article too, i dont have a hammer + tools. keys sound like they wont work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2...id#47534091)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: amethyst ungodly gunner library

Ask the hotel for an opener

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2...id#47534095)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: maize slippery piazza

i'm on a business trip and am paranoid. other wagecucks are in the rooms around me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2...id#47534098)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:37 AM
Author: amethyst ungodly gunner library

I mean pick up the phone and dial the front desk, not yell down the hallway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2...id#47534099)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:41 AM
Author: maize slippery piazza

i dont know if i can help myself

i've been reading xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2...id#47534106)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:00 PM
Author: sexy plaza toaster

ive done this before using anything sharp, like a swiss army knife or just reg knife or even a key or other end of a spoon, u have to chip away at the cork until its destroyed and falls into bottle. then pour the wine into a glass but use some sort of filter or take a spoon to remove the cork chips

actually when u first start breaking the cork be careful and try to extract them, that way only the bottom part of the cork will fall into wine

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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:05 PM
Author: Marvelous Offensive Shrine Knife

a swiss army knife literally has a corkscrew built in you subhuman turd

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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:07 PM
Author: sexy plaza toaster

how wld i know im not swiss, u faggot benchod

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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:13 AM
Author: Ultramarine bespoke church building generalized bond

Lol

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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:10 PM
Author: Sable Depressive

put the plug in the bath tub and smash it and use a kitchen strainer to get the glass out then lap it up. if you need more liquid just fill the tub a little.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2...id#47534978)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:24 PM
Author: Mustard Big Public Bath Scourge Upon The Earth

where are we on this? UPDATE, please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2...id#47535658)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:11 PM
Author: maize slippery piazza

UPDATE: managed to open it by pushing it through. I used a metal pen. I held the bottle between my feet and pushed with two hands down.

The key is getting flow through the bottle once the cork is down. Even within the bottle it can block the flow of wine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2...id#47538152)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:25 PM
Author: light vivacious pistol

A long screw + screwdriver and a pair of pliers will do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2...id#47535661)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:10 AM
Author: learning disabled khaki den psychic

Cr. Or a drill, if available. That would be my go-to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2...id#47536229)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:28 PM
Author: charismatic point brethren

i've used a butterknife before, a couple of times. the first time, i was able to shimmy it into the cork, and then twist the cork up and out. the second time, i tried the same technique, but pushed too hard and the cork fell into the bottle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2...id#47535672)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:30 PM
Author: Comical Red Site

I’ve gone down to hotel bars/restaurants and asked them to open stuff for me before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2...id#47535682)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:57 AM
Author: Hateful Chartreuse Community Account Bawdyhouse

Preferred method: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ8OTNs2dC4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2...id#47536213)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: maize slippery piazza

Marriage material

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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:14 AM
Author: Sooty chad

When I was stationed in Monterey we were drinking wine at Monastery beach in Carmel and this army sergeant tried to do the trick where you bump the bottoms of the bottle against something hard to force the cork out slowly. He wandered off into some trees and a few minutes later we heard the sound of the bottle breaking. He came wandering back gushing blood from a severed artery in his forearm. He didn’t almost die but we did have to tie his arm off and he lost a lot of blood. Don’t do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2...id#47536236)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:16 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired Field Halford



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:35 AM
Author: Plum property

I’ve simply torn Through the cork before with a key

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2...id#47536260)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:38 AM
Author: Fighting salmon old irish cottage area

cut the neck of the bottle off with a saber

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabrage

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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: Misunderstood appetizing cruise ship circlehead

A real alcoholic wouldn’t be asking this rookie question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2...id#47538165)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: maize slippery piazza

I drink 10+ drinks a day

Maybe thats still amateur

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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:19 PM
Author: Misunderstood appetizing cruise ship circlehead

How long? One day?

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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:20 PM
Author: maize slippery piazza

Every day bud for the past 5 years

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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:17 PM
Author: orchid school

true

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