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URGENT (Alcoholic in need): How do I open a bottle of wine w/o opener?

I may have to resort to breaking the neck open I've looke...
brass curious hell legal warrant
  03/28/24
Shoe works - I've had to do that before :)
aggressive step-uncle's house
  03/28/24
describe how this could possibly work
Translucent Bearded Voyeur Affirmative Action
  03/29/24
easiest way is you push the cork down into the wine and you ...
High-end sapphire round eye area
  03/28/24
what do i use to push the cork down? i'm in a hotel room
brass curious hell legal warrant
  03/28/24
call room service
Aphrodisiac cordovan water buffalo
  03/28/24
i'm too drunk, i'll prob karate chop the bellboy
brass curious hell legal warrant
  03/28/24
do it, you can loot the corkscrew off his unconscious body
Jet spectacular stage
  03/28/24
grab a few pens from the room and push them down on the cork...
High-end sapphire round eye area
  03/28/24
some good ideas here, thank i'll wait a little bit but ge...
brass curious hell legal warrant
  03/28/24
...
Aphrodisiac cordovan water buffalo
  03/28/24
i push it in. https://vinepair.com/articles/7-ways-to-op...
Aphrodisiac cordovan water buffalo
  03/28/24
saw this article too, i dont have a hammer + tools. keys sou...
brass curious hell legal warrant
  03/28/24
Ask the hotel for an opener
Pungent Crimson Stage
  03/28/24
i'm on a business trip and am paranoid. other wagecucks are ...
brass curious hell legal warrant
  03/28/24
I mean pick up the phone and dial the front desk, not yell d...
Pungent Crimson Stage
  03/28/24
i dont know if i can help myself i've been reading xo
brass curious hell legal warrant
  03/28/24
ive done this before using anything sharp, like a swiss army...
bat shit crazy opaque chapel
  03/28/24
a swiss army knife literally has a corkscrew built in you su...
Cerebral Pearly Stain
  03/28/24
how wld i know im not swiss, u faggot benchod
bat shit crazy opaque chapel
  03/28/24
Lol
Razzle coiffed property
  03/29/24
put the plug in the bath tub and smash it and use a kitchen ...
motley newt
  03/28/24
where are we on this? UPDATE, please.
Aphrodisiac cordovan water buffalo
  03/28/24
UPDATE: managed to open it by pushing it through. I used a m...
brass curious hell legal warrant
  03/29/24
A long screw + screwdriver and a pair of pliers will do it
galvanic senate azn
  03/28/24
Cr. Or a drill, if available. That would be my go-to.
Electric Garrison
  03/29/24
i've used a butterknife before, a couple of times. the firs...
Hideous Resort
  03/28/24
I’ve gone down to hotel bars/restaurants and asked the...
vibrant ungodly spot fat ankles
  03/28/24
Preferred method: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ8OTNs2dC...
Alcoholic dilemma tattoo
  03/29/24
Marriage material
brass curious hell legal warrant
  03/29/24
When I was stationed in Monterey we were drinking wine at Mo...
Razzle-dazzle Principal's Office Love Of Her Life
  03/29/24
...
Walnut scourge upon the earth
  03/29/24
I’ve simply torn Through the cork before with a key
Twisted school
  03/29/24
cut the neck of the bottle off with a saber https://en.wi...
overrated at-the-ready library
  03/29/24
A real alcoholic wouldn’t be asking this rookie questi...
Contagious Dopamine Volcanic Crater
  03/29/24
I drink 10+ drinks a day Maybe thats still amateur
brass curious hell legal warrant
  03/29/24
How long? One day?
Contagious Dopamine Volcanic Crater
  03/29/24
Every day bud for the past 5 years
brass curious hell legal warrant
  03/29/24
true
abnormal cruise ship blood rage
  03/29/24


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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:30 AM
Author: brass curious hell legal warrant

I may have to resort to breaking the neck open

I've looked up some gay ideas online like using a key or banging it against the wall with a shoe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534077)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: aggressive step-uncle's house

Shoe works - I've had to do that before :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534952)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:11 AM
Author: Translucent Bearded Voyeur Affirmative Action

describe how this could possibly work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536232)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: High-end sapphire round eye area

easiest way is you push the cork down into the wine and you can pour around it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534083)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: brass curious hell legal warrant

what do i use to push the cork down? i'm in a hotel room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534087)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac cordovan water buffalo

call room service

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534090)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: brass curious hell legal warrant

i'm too drunk, i'll prob karate chop the bellboy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534093)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:42 AM
Author: Jet spectacular stage

do it, you can loot the corkscrew off his unconscious body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534109)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:34 AM
Author: High-end sapphire round eye area

grab a few pens from the room and push them down on the cork equally distributing the force among the pens

you can also get creative. use the leg of the ironing board if it fits, or you can even roll up papers on the desk very tightly and use that

cmon you need to be creative if youre an alky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534094)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: brass curious hell legal warrant

some good ideas here, thank

i'll wait a little bit but get to it if i dont think or hear of anything better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534096)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac cordovan water buffalo



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac cordovan water buffalo

i push it in.

https://vinepair.com/articles/7-ways-to-open-a-bottle-of-wine-without-a-corkscrew/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534088)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: brass curious hell legal warrant

saw this article too, i dont have a hammer + tools. keys sound like they wont work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534091)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: Pungent Crimson Stage

Ask the hotel for an opener

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534095)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: brass curious hell legal warrant

i'm on a business trip and am paranoid. other wagecucks are in the rooms around me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534098)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:37 AM
Author: Pungent Crimson Stage

I mean pick up the phone and dial the front desk, not yell down the hallway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534099)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:41 AM
Author: brass curious hell legal warrant

i dont know if i can help myself

i've been reading xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534106)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:00 PM
Author: bat shit crazy opaque chapel

ive done this before using anything sharp, like a swiss army knife or just reg knife or even a key or other end of a spoon, u have to chip away at the cork until its destroyed and falls into bottle. then pour the wine into a glass but use some sort of filter or take a spoon to remove the cork chips

actually when u first start breaking the cork be careful and try to extract them, that way only the bottom part of the cork will fall into wine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534967)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:05 PM
Author: Cerebral Pearly Stain

a swiss army knife literally has a corkscrew built in you subhuman turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534970)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:07 PM
Author: bat shit crazy opaque chapel

how wld i know im not swiss, u faggot benchod

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534976)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:13 AM
Author: Razzle coiffed property

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536233)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:10 PM
Author: motley newt

put the plug in the bath tub and smash it and use a kitchen strainer to get the glass out then lap it up. if you need more liquid just fill the tub a little.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534978)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:24 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac cordovan water buffalo

where are we on this? UPDATE, please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535658)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:11 PM
Author: brass curious hell legal warrant

UPDATE: managed to open it by pushing it through. I used a metal pen. I held the bottle between my feet and pushed with two hands down.

The key is getting flow through the bottle once the cork is down. Even within the bottle it can block the flow of wine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538152)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:25 PM
Author: galvanic senate azn

A long screw + screwdriver and a pair of pliers will do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535661)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:10 AM
Author: Electric Garrison

Cr. Or a drill, if available. That would be my go-to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536229)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:28 PM
Author: Hideous Resort

i've used a butterknife before, a couple of times. the first time, i was able to shimmy it into the cork, and then twist the cork up and out. the second time, i tried the same technique, but pushed too hard and the cork fell into the bottle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535672)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:30 PM
Author: vibrant ungodly spot fat ankles

I’ve gone down to hotel bars/restaurants and asked them to open stuff for me before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535682)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:57 AM
Author: Alcoholic dilemma tattoo

Preferred method: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ8OTNs2dC4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536213)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: brass curious hell legal warrant

Marriage material

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538161)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:14 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Principal's Office Love Of Her Life

When I was stationed in Monterey we were drinking wine at Monastery beach in Carmel and this army sergeant tried to do the trick where you bump the bottoms of the bottle against something hard to force the cork out slowly. He wandered off into some trees and a few minutes later we heard the sound of the bottle breaking. He came wandering back gushing blood from a severed artery in his forearm. He didn’t almost die but we did have to tie his arm off and he lost a lot of blood. Don’t do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536236)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:16 AM
Author: Walnut scourge upon the earth



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:35 AM
Author: Twisted school

I’ve simply torn Through the cork before with a key

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536260)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:38 AM
Author: overrated at-the-ready library

cut the neck of the bottle off with a saber

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabrage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536265)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: Contagious Dopamine Volcanic Crater

A real alcoholic wouldn’t be asking this rookie question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538165)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: brass curious hell legal warrant

I drink 10+ drinks a day

Maybe thats still amateur

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538166)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:19 PM
Author: Contagious Dopamine Volcanic Crater

How long? One day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538171)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:20 PM
Author: brass curious hell legal warrant

Every day bud for the past 5 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538179)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:17 PM
Author: abnormal cruise ship blood rage

true

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