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URGENT (Alcoholic in need): How do I open a bottle of wine w/o opener?

I may have to resort to breaking the neck open I've looke...
Frum appetizing dragon church
  03/28/24
Shoe works - I've had to do that before :)
Cerise domesticated people who are hurt
  03/28/24
describe how this could possibly work
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  03/29/24
easiest way is you push the cork down into the wine and you ...
lemon plaza fat ankles
  03/28/24
what do i use to push the cork down? i'm in a hotel room
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  03/28/24
call room service
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  03/28/24
i'm too drunk, i'll prob karate chop the bellboy
Frum appetizing dragon church
  03/28/24
do it, you can loot the corkscrew off his unconscious body
Poppy voyeur corner
  03/28/24
grab a few pens from the room and push them down on the cork...
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  03/28/24
some good ideas here, thank i'll wait a little bit but ge...
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  03/28/24
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  03/28/24
i push it in. https://vinepair.com/articles/7-ways-to-op...
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  03/28/24
saw this article too, i dont have a hammer + tools. keys sou...
Frum appetizing dragon church
  03/28/24
Ask the hotel for an opener
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  03/28/24
i'm on a business trip and am paranoid. other wagecucks are ...
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  03/28/24
I mean pick up the phone and dial the front desk, not yell d...
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  03/28/24
i dont know if i can help myself i've been reading xo
Frum appetizing dragon church
  03/28/24
ive done this before using anything sharp, like a swiss army...
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  03/28/24
a swiss army knife literally has a corkscrew built in you su...
Narrow-minded nibblets preventive strike
  03/28/24
how wld i know im not swiss, u faggot benchod
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  03/28/24
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  03/29/24
put the plug in the bath tub and smash it and use a kitchen ...
medicated abode
  03/28/24
where are we on this? UPDATE, please.
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  03/28/24
UPDATE: managed to open it by pushing it through. I used a m...
Frum appetizing dragon church
  03/29/24
A long screw + screwdriver and a pair of pliers will do it
Maniacal Gay Wizard Selfie
  03/28/24
Cr. Or a drill, if available. That would be my go-to.
godawful bawdyhouse
  03/29/24
i've used a butterknife before, a couple of times. the firs...
Blathering goyim mother
  03/28/24
I’ve gone down to hotel bars/restaurants and asked the...
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  03/28/24
Preferred method: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ8OTNs2dC...
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  03/29/24
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When I was stationed in Monterey we were drinking wine at Mo...
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  03/29/24
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Alcoholic fishy messiness
  03/29/24
I’ve simply torn Through the cork before with a key
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  03/29/24
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self-absorbed khaki clown ceo
  03/29/24
A real alcoholic wouldn’t be asking this rookie questi...
Trip Mint Turdskin
  03/29/24
I drink 10+ drinks a day Maybe thats still amateur
Frum appetizing dragon church
  03/29/24
How long? One day?
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  03/29/24
Every day bud for the past 5 years
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  03/29/24
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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:30 AM
Author: Frum appetizing dragon church

I may have to resort to breaking the neck open

I've looked up some gay ideas online like using a key or banging it against the wall with a shoe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534077)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: Cerise domesticated people who are hurt

Shoe works - I've had to do that before :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534952)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:11 AM
Author: Exhilarant mauve athletic conference

describe how this could possibly work

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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: lemon plaza fat ankles

easiest way is you push the cork down into the wine and you can pour around it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534083)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: Frum appetizing dragon church

what do i use to push the cork down? i'm in a hotel room

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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: Learning disabled flesh marketing idea famous landscape painting

call room service

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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: Frum appetizing dragon church

i'm too drunk, i'll prob karate chop the bellboy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534093)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:42 AM
Author: Poppy voyeur corner

do it, you can loot the corkscrew off his unconscious body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534109)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:34 AM
Author: lemon plaza fat ankles

grab a few pens from the room and push them down on the cork equally distributing the force among the pens

you can also get creative. use the leg of the ironing board if it fits, or you can even roll up papers on the desk very tightly and use that

cmon you need to be creative if youre an alky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534094)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: Frum appetizing dragon church

some good ideas here, thank

i'll wait a little bit but get to it if i dont think or hear of anything better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534096)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: Learning disabled flesh marketing idea famous landscape painting



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: Learning disabled flesh marketing idea famous landscape painting

i push it in.

https://vinepair.com/articles/7-ways-to-open-a-bottle-of-wine-without-a-corkscrew/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534088)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: Frum appetizing dragon church

saw this article too, i dont have a hammer + tools. keys sound like they wont work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534091)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: apoplectic excitant background story kitty

Ask the hotel for an opener

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534095)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: Frum appetizing dragon church

i'm on a business trip and am paranoid. other wagecucks are in the rooms around me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534098)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:37 AM
Author: apoplectic excitant background story kitty

I mean pick up the phone and dial the front desk, not yell down the hallway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534099)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:41 AM
Author: Frum appetizing dragon church

i dont know if i can help myself

i've been reading xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534106)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:00 PM
Author: hot dashing faggot firefighter foreskin

ive done this before using anything sharp, like a swiss army knife or just reg knife or even a key or other end of a spoon, u have to chip away at the cork until its destroyed and falls into bottle. then pour the wine into a glass but use some sort of filter or take a spoon to remove the cork chips

actually when u first start breaking the cork be careful and try to extract them, that way only the bottom part of the cork will fall into wine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534967)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:05 PM
Author: Narrow-minded nibblets preventive strike

a swiss army knife literally has a corkscrew built in you subhuman turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534970)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:07 PM
Author: hot dashing faggot firefighter foreskin

how wld i know im not swiss, u faggot benchod

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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:13 AM
Author: Scarlet territorial travel guidebook sneaky criminal

Lol

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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:10 PM
Author: medicated abode

put the plug in the bath tub and smash it and use a kitchen strainer to get the glass out then lap it up. if you need more liquid just fill the tub a little.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534978)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:24 PM
Author: Learning disabled flesh marketing idea famous landscape painting

where are we on this? UPDATE, please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535658)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:11 PM
Author: Frum appetizing dragon church

UPDATE: managed to open it by pushing it through. I used a metal pen. I held the bottle between my feet and pushed with two hands down.

The key is getting flow through the bottle once the cork is down. Even within the bottle it can block the flow of wine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538152)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:25 PM
Author: Maniacal Gay Wizard Selfie

A long screw + screwdriver and a pair of pliers will do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535661)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:10 AM
Author: godawful bawdyhouse

Cr. Or a drill, if available. That would be my go-to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536229)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:28 PM
Author: Blathering goyim mother

i've used a butterknife before, a couple of times. the first time, i was able to shimmy it into the cork, and then twist the cork up and out. the second time, i tried the same technique, but pushed too hard and the cork fell into the bottle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535672)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:30 PM
Author: Carmine pozpig

I’ve gone down to hotel bars/restaurants and asked them to open stuff for me before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535682)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:57 AM
Author: bonkers tanning salon psychic

Preferred method: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ8OTNs2dC4

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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: Frum appetizing dragon church

Marriage material

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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:14 AM
Author: onyx provocative quadroon library

When I was stationed in Monterey we were drinking wine at Monastery beach in Carmel and this army sergeant tried to do the trick where you bump the bottoms of the bottle against something hard to force the cork out slowly. He wandered off into some trees and a few minutes later we heard the sound of the bottle breaking. He came wandering back gushing blood from a severed artery in his forearm. He didn’t almost die but we did have to tie his arm off and he lost a lot of blood. Don’t do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536236)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:16 AM
Author: Alcoholic fishy messiness



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:35 AM
Author: vermilion violent theater stage friendly grandma

I’ve simply torn Through the cork before with a key

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536260)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:38 AM
Author: self-absorbed khaki clown ceo

cut the neck of the bottle off with a saber

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabrage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536265)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: Trip Mint Turdskin

A real alcoholic wouldn’t be asking this rookie question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538165)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: Frum appetizing dragon church

I drink 10+ drinks a day

Maybe thats still amateur

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538166)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:19 PM
Author: Trip Mint Turdskin

How long? One day?

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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:20 PM
Author: Frum appetizing dragon church

Every day bud for the past 5 years

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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:17 PM
Author: Impertinent Bull Headed Boistinker Digit Ratio

true

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