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URGENT (Alcoholic in need): How do I open a bottle of wine w/o opener?

I may have to resort to breaking the neck open I've looke...
galvanic bat-shit-crazy step-uncle's house
  03/28/24
Shoe works - I've had to do that before :)
Know-it-all Nowag Parlor
  03/28/24
describe how this could possibly work
histrionic patrolman french chef
  03/29/24
easiest way is you push the cork down into the wine and you ...
Rusted Vivacious New Version Rigor
  03/28/24
what do i use to push the cork down? i'm in a hotel room
galvanic bat-shit-crazy step-uncle's house
  03/28/24
call room service
Iridescent twisted tanning salon
  03/28/24
i'm too drunk, i'll prob karate chop the bellboy
galvanic bat-shit-crazy step-uncle's house
  03/28/24
do it, you can loot the corkscrew off his unconscious body
At-the-ready excitant friendly grandma box office
  03/28/24
grab a few pens from the room and push them down on the cork...
Rusted Vivacious New Version Rigor
  03/28/24
some good ideas here, thank i'll wait a little bit but ge...
galvanic bat-shit-crazy step-uncle's house
  03/28/24
...
Iridescent twisted tanning salon
  03/28/24
i push it in. https://vinepair.com/articles/7-ways-to-op...
Iridescent twisted tanning salon
  03/28/24
saw this article too, i dont have a hammer + tools. keys sou...
galvanic bat-shit-crazy step-uncle's house
  03/28/24
Ask the hotel for an opener
gold codepig
  03/28/24
i'm on a business trip and am paranoid. other wagecucks are ...
galvanic bat-shit-crazy step-uncle's house
  03/28/24
I mean pick up the phone and dial the front desk, not yell d...
gold codepig
  03/28/24
i dont know if i can help myself i've been reading xo
galvanic bat-shit-crazy step-uncle's house
  03/28/24
ive done this before using anything sharp, like a swiss army...
Bateful skinny woman
  03/28/24
a swiss army knife literally has a corkscrew built in you su...
aphrodisiac ultramarine space digit ratio
  03/28/24
how wld i know im not swiss, u faggot benchod
Bateful skinny woman
  03/28/24
Lol
angry trailer park
  03/29/24
put the plug in the bath tub and smash it and use a kitchen ...
Salmon Razzle-dazzle Theater Stage Dingle Berry
  03/28/24
where are we on this? UPDATE, please.
Iridescent twisted tanning salon
  03/28/24
UPDATE: managed to open it by pushing it through. I used a m...
galvanic bat-shit-crazy step-uncle's house
  03/29/24
A long screw + screwdriver and a pair of pliers will do it
Mustard Crawly Garrison Potus
  03/28/24
Cr. Or a drill, if available. That would be my go-to.
canary disturbing alpha heaven
  03/29/24
i've used a butterknife before, a couple of times. the firs...
Stirring startling chad ceo
  03/28/24
I’ve gone down to hotel bars/restaurants and asked the...
autistic menage mother
  03/28/24
Preferred method: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ8OTNs2dC...
Indecent roast beef
  03/29/24
Marriage material
galvanic bat-shit-crazy step-uncle's house
  03/29/24
When I was stationed in Monterey we were drinking wine at Mo...
aromatic library
  03/29/24
...
Vibrant lilac round eye useless brakes
  03/29/24
I’ve simply torn Through the cork before with a key
Metal Boyish Stain
  03/29/24
cut the neck of the bottle off with a saber https://en.wi...
bistre cruel-hearted filthpig
  03/29/24
A real alcoholic wouldn’t be asking this rookie questi...
Walnut lodge
  03/29/24
I drink 10+ drinks a day Maybe thats still amateur
galvanic bat-shit-crazy step-uncle's house
  03/29/24
How long? One day?
Walnut lodge
  03/29/24
Every day bud for the past 5 years
galvanic bat-shit-crazy step-uncle's house
  03/29/24
true
180 idea he suggested cumskin
  03/29/24


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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:30 AM
Author: galvanic bat-shit-crazy step-uncle's house

I may have to resort to breaking the neck open

I've looked up some gay ideas online like using a key or banging it against the wall with a shoe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534077)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: Know-it-all Nowag Parlor

Shoe works - I've had to do that before :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534952)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:11 AM
Author: histrionic patrolman french chef

describe how this could possibly work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536232)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: Rusted Vivacious New Version Rigor

easiest way is you push the cork down into the wine and you can pour around it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534083)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: galvanic bat-shit-crazy step-uncle's house

what do i use to push the cork down? i'm in a hotel room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534087)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: Iridescent twisted tanning salon

call room service

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534090)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: galvanic bat-shit-crazy step-uncle's house

i'm too drunk, i'll prob karate chop the bellboy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534093)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:42 AM
Author: At-the-ready excitant friendly grandma box office

do it, you can loot the corkscrew off his unconscious body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534109)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:34 AM
Author: Rusted Vivacious New Version Rigor

grab a few pens from the room and push them down on the cork equally distributing the force among the pens

you can also get creative. use the leg of the ironing board if it fits, or you can even roll up papers on the desk very tightly and use that

cmon you need to be creative if youre an alky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534094)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: galvanic bat-shit-crazy step-uncle's house

some good ideas here, thank

i'll wait a little bit but get to it if i dont think or hear of anything better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534096)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: Iridescent twisted tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534089)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: Iridescent twisted tanning salon

i push it in.

https://vinepair.com/articles/7-ways-to-open-a-bottle-of-wine-without-a-corkscrew/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534088)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: galvanic bat-shit-crazy step-uncle's house

saw this article too, i dont have a hammer + tools. keys sound like they wont work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534091)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: gold codepig

Ask the hotel for an opener

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534095)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: galvanic bat-shit-crazy step-uncle's house

i'm on a business trip and am paranoid. other wagecucks are in the rooms around me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534098)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:37 AM
Author: gold codepig

I mean pick up the phone and dial the front desk, not yell down the hallway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534099)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:41 AM
Author: galvanic bat-shit-crazy step-uncle's house

i dont know if i can help myself

i've been reading xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534106)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:00 PM
Author: Bateful skinny woman

ive done this before using anything sharp, like a swiss army knife or just reg knife or even a key or other end of a spoon, u have to chip away at the cork until its destroyed and falls into bottle. then pour the wine into a glass but use some sort of filter or take a spoon to remove the cork chips

actually when u first start breaking the cork be careful and try to extract them, that way only the bottom part of the cork will fall into wine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534967)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:05 PM
Author: aphrodisiac ultramarine space digit ratio

a swiss army knife literally has a corkscrew built in you subhuman turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534970)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:07 PM
Author: Bateful skinny woman

how wld i know im not swiss, u faggot benchod

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534976)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:13 AM
Author: angry trailer park

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536233)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:10 PM
Author: Salmon Razzle-dazzle Theater Stage Dingle Berry

put the plug in the bath tub and smash it and use a kitchen strainer to get the glass out then lap it up. if you need more liquid just fill the tub a little.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534978)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:24 PM
Author: Iridescent twisted tanning salon

where are we on this? UPDATE, please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535658)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:11 PM
Author: galvanic bat-shit-crazy step-uncle's house

UPDATE: managed to open it by pushing it through. I used a metal pen. I held the bottle between my feet and pushed with two hands down.

The key is getting flow through the bottle once the cork is down. Even within the bottle it can block the flow of wine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538152)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:25 PM
Author: Mustard Crawly Garrison Potus

A long screw + screwdriver and a pair of pliers will do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535661)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:10 AM
Author: canary disturbing alpha heaven

Cr. Or a drill, if available. That would be my go-to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536229)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:28 PM
Author: Stirring startling chad ceo

i've used a butterknife before, a couple of times. the first time, i was able to shimmy it into the cork, and then twist the cork up and out. the second time, i tried the same technique, but pushed too hard and the cork fell into the bottle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535672)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:30 PM
Author: autistic menage mother

I’ve gone down to hotel bars/restaurants and asked them to open stuff for me before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535682)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:57 AM
Author: Indecent roast beef

Preferred method: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ8OTNs2dC4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536213)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: galvanic bat-shit-crazy step-uncle's house

Marriage material

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538161)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:14 AM
Author: aromatic library

When I was stationed in Monterey we were drinking wine at Monastery beach in Carmel and this army sergeant tried to do the trick where you bump the bottoms of the bottle against something hard to force the cork out slowly. He wandered off into some trees and a few minutes later we heard the sound of the bottle breaking. He came wandering back gushing blood from a severed artery in his forearm. He didn’t almost die but we did have to tie his arm off and he lost a lot of blood. Don’t do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536236)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:16 AM
Author: Vibrant lilac round eye useless brakes



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:35 AM
Author: Metal Boyish Stain

I’ve simply torn Through the cork before with a key

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536260)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:38 AM
Author: bistre cruel-hearted filthpig

cut the neck of the bottle off with a saber

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabrage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536265)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: Walnut lodge

A real alcoholic wouldn’t be asking this rookie question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538165)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: galvanic bat-shit-crazy step-uncle's house

I drink 10+ drinks a day

Maybe thats still amateur

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538166)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:19 PM
Author: Walnut lodge

How long? One day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538171)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:20 PM
Author: galvanic bat-shit-crazy step-uncle's house

Every day bud for the past 5 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538179)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:17 PM
Author: 180 idea he suggested cumskin

true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538169)