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URGENT (Alcoholic in need): How do I open a bottle of wine w/o opener?

I may have to resort to breaking the neck open I've looke...
Massive boiling water piazza
  03/28/24
Shoe works - I've had to do that before :)
blue insanely creepy kitchen milk
  03/28/24
describe how this could possibly work
Soggy bateful theater coldplay fan
  03/29/24
easiest way is you push the cork down into the wine and you ...
thriller spot electric furnace
  03/28/24
what do i use to push the cork down? i'm in a hotel room
Massive boiling water piazza
  03/28/24
call room service
gold idiot
  03/28/24
i'm too drunk, i'll prob karate chop the bellboy
Massive boiling water piazza
  03/28/24
do it, you can loot the corkscrew off his unconscious body
Spruce school
  03/28/24
grab a few pens from the room and push them down on the cork...
thriller spot electric furnace
  03/28/24
some good ideas here, thank i'll wait a little bit but ge...
Massive boiling water piazza
  03/28/24
...
gold idiot
  03/28/24
i push it in. https://vinepair.com/articles/7-ways-to-op...
gold idiot
  03/28/24
saw this article too, i dont have a hammer + tools. keys sou...
Massive boiling water piazza
  03/28/24
Ask the hotel for an opener
Cheese-eating Pozpig
  03/28/24
i'm on a business trip and am paranoid. other wagecucks are ...
Massive boiling water piazza
  03/28/24
I mean pick up the phone and dial the front desk, not yell d...
Cheese-eating Pozpig
  03/28/24
i dont know if i can help myself i've been reading xo
Massive boiling water piazza
  03/28/24
ive done this before using anything sharp, like a swiss army...
citrine locale
  03/28/24
a swiss army knife literally has a corkscrew built in you su...
beady-eyed maniacal brethren ceo
  03/28/24
how wld i know im not swiss, u faggot benchod
citrine locale
  03/28/24
Lol
razzmatazz depressive
  03/29/24
put the plug in the bath tub and smash it and use a kitchen ...
Twinkling titillating cuck field
  03/28/24
where are we on this? UPDATE, please.
gold idiot
  03/28/24
UPDATE: managed to open it by pushing it through. I used a m...
Massive boiling water piazza
  03/29/24
A long screw + screwdriver and a pair of pliers will do it
Cream at-the-ready cruise ship fanboi
  03/28/24
Cr. Or a drill, if available. That would be my go-to.
Self-absorbed Tattoo
  03/29/24
i've used a butterknife before, a couple of times. the firs...
Peach Toaster Useless Brakes
  03/28/24
I’ve gone down to hotel bars/restaurants and asked the...
buff awkward dragon
  03/28/24
Preferred method: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ8OTNs2dC...
arousing nofapping scourge upon the earth hissy fit
  03/29/24
Marriage material
Massive boiling water piazza
  03/29/24
When I was stationed in Monterey we were drinking wine at Mo...
autistic khaki native karate
  03/29/24
...
Irradiated Address
  03/29/24
I’ve simply torn Through the cork before with a key
Smoky Main People
  03/29/24
cut the neck of the bottle off with a saber https://en.wi...
Exhilarant pit keepsake machete
  03/29/24
A real alcoholic wouldn’t be asking this rookie questi...
odious clown
  03/29/24
I drink 10+ drinks a day Maybe thats still amateur
Massive boiling water piazza
  03/29/24
How long? One day?
odious clown
  03/29/24
Every day bud for the past 5 years
Massive boiling water piazza
  03/29/24
true
Charismatic locus cumskin
  03/29/24


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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:30 AM
Author: Massive boiling water piazza

I may have to resort to breaking the neck open

I've looked up some gay ideas online like using a key or banging it against the wall with a shoe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534077)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: blue insanely creepy kitchen milk

Shoe works - I've had to do that before :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534952)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:11 AM
Author: Soggy bateful theater coldplay fan

describe how this could possibly work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536232)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: thriller spot electric furnace

easiest way is you push the cork down into the wine and you can pour around it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534083)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: Massive boiling water piazza

what do i use to push the cork down? i'm in a hotel room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534087)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: gold idiot

call room service

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534090)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: Massive boiling water piazza

i'm too drunk, i'll prob karate chop the bellboy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534093)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:42 AM
Author: Spruce school

do it, you can loot the corkscrew off his unconscious body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534109)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:34 AM
Author: thriller spot electric furnace

grab a few pens from the room and push them down on the cork equally distributing the force among the pens

you can also get creative. use the leg of the ironing board if it fits, or you can even roll up papers on the desk very tightly and use that

cmon you need to be creative if youre an alky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534094)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: Massive boiling water piazza

some good ideas here, thank

i'll wait a little bit but get to it if i dont think or hear of anything better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534096)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: gold idiot



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: gold idiot

i push it in.

https://vinepair.com/articles/7-ways-to-open-a-bottle-of-wine-without-a-corkscrew/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534088)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: Massive boiling water piazza

saw this article too, i dont have a hammer + tools. keys sound like they wont work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534091)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: Cheese-eating Pozpig

Ask the hotel for an opener

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534095)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: Massive boiling water piazza

i'm on a business trip and am paranoid. other wagecucks are in the rooms around me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534098)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:37 AM
Author: Cheese-eating Pozpig

I mean pick up the phone and dial the front desk, not yell down the hallway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534099)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:41 AM
Author: Massive boiling water piazza

i dont know if i can help myself

i've been reading xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534106)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:00 PM
Author: citrine locale

ive done this before using anything sharp, like a swiss army knife or just reg knife or even a key or other end of a spoon, u have to chip away at the cork until its destroyed and falls into bottle. then pour the wine into a glass but use some sort of filter or take a spoon to remove the cork chips

actually when u first start breaking the cork be careful and try to extract them, that way only the bottom part of the cork will fall into wine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534967)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:05 PM
Author: beady-eyed maniacal brethren ceo

a swiss army knife literally has a corkscrew built in you subhuman turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534970)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:07 PM
Author: citrine locale

how wld i know im not swiss, u faggot benchod

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534976)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:13 AM
Author: razzmatazz depressive

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536233)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:10 PM
Author: Twinkling titillating cuck field

put the plug in the bath tub and smash it and use a kitchen strainer to get the glass out then lap it up. if you need more liquid just fill the tub a little.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534978)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:24 PM
Author: gold idiot

where are we on this? UPDATE, please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535658)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:11 PM
Author: Massive boiling water piazza

UPDATE: managed to open it by pushing it through. I used a metal pen. I held the bottle between my feet and pushed with two hands down.

The key is getting flow through the bottle once the cork is down. Even within the bottle it can block the flow of wine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538152)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:25 PM
Author: Cream at-the-ready cruise ship fanboi

A long screw + screwdriver and a pair of pliers will do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535661)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:10 AM
Author: Self-absorbed Tattoo

Cr. Or a drill, if available. That would be my go-to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536229)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:28 PM
Author: Peach Toaster Useless Brakes

i've used a butterknife before, a couple of times. the first time, i was able to shimmy it into the cork, and then twist the cork up and out. the second time, i tried the same technique, but pushed too hard and the cork fell into the bottle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535672)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:30 PM
Author: buff awkward dragon

I’ve gone down to hotel bars/restaurants and asked them to open stuff for me before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535682)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:57 AM
Author: arousing nofapping scourge upon the earth hissy fit

Preferred method: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ8OTNs2dC4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536213)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: Massive boiling water piazza

Marriage material

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538161)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:14 AM
Author: autistic khaki native karate

When I was stationed in Monterey we were drinking wine at Monastery beach in Carmel and this army sergeant tried to do the trick where you bump the bottoms of the bottle against something hard to force the cork out slowly. He wandered off into some trees and a few minutes later we heard the sound of the bottle breaking. He came wandering back gushing blood from a severed artery in his forearm. He didn’t almost die but we did have to tie his arm off and he lost a lot of blood. Don’t do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536236)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:16 AM
Author: Irradiated Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536237)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:35 AM
Author: Smoky Main People

I’ve simply torn Through the cork before with a key

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536260)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:38 AM
Author: Exhilarant pit keepsake machete

cut the neck of the bottle off with a saber

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabrage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536265)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: odious clown

A real alcoholic wouldn’t be asking this rookie question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538165)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: Massive boiling water piazza

I drink 10+ drinks a day

Maybe thats still amateur

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538166)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:19 PM
Author: odious clown

How long? One day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538171)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:20 PM
Author: Massive boiling water piazza

Every day bud for the past 5 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538179)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:17 PM
Author: Charismatic locus cumskin

true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538169)