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URGENT (Alcoholic in need): How do I open a bottle of wine w/o opener?

I may have to resort to breaking the neck open I've looke...
Razzle-dazzle ticket booth
  03/28/24
Shoe works - I've had to do that before :)
Fantasy-prone personal credit line
  03/28/24
describe how this could possibly work
Irradiated Theater
  03/29/24
easiest way is you push the cork down into the wine and you ...
dun adventurous house
  03/28/24
what do i use to push the cork down? i'm in a hotel room
Razzle-dazzle ticket booth
  03/28/24
call room service
maize laughsome den water buffalo
  03/28/24
i'm too drunk, i'll prob karate chop the bellboy
Razzle-dazzle ticket booth
  03/28/24
do it, you can loot the corkscrew off his unconscious body
Wild clear circlehead
  03/28/24
grab a few pens from the room and push them down on the cork...
dun adventurous house
  03/28/24
some good ideas here, thank i'll wait a little bit but ge...
Razzle-dazzle ticket booth
  03/28/24
...
maize laughsome den water buffalo
  03/28/24
i push it in. https://vinepair.com/articles/7-ways-to-op...
maize laughsome den water buffalo
  03/28/24
saw this article too, i dont have a hammer + tools. keys sou...
Razzle-dazzle ticket booth
  03/28/24
Ask the hotel for an opener
Citrine racy partner dragon
  03/28/24
i'm on a business trip and am paranoid. other wagecucks are ...
Razzle-dazzle ticket booth
  03/28/24
I mean pick up the phone and dial the front desk, not yell d...
Citrine racy partner dragon
  03/28/24
i dont know if i can help myself i've been reading xo
Razzle-dazzle ticket booth
  03/28/24
ive done this before using anything sharp, like a swiss army...
charcoal titillating business firm famous landscape painting
  03/28/24
a swiss army knife literally has a corkscrew built in you su...
ebony kitty cat
  03/28/24
how wld i know im not swiss, u faggot benchod
charcoal titillating business firm famous landscape painting
  03/28/24
Lol
excitant station nibblets
  03/29/24
put the plug in the bath tub and smash it and use a kitchen ...
soggy parlor
  03/28/24
where are we on this? UPDATE, please.
maize laughsome den water buffalo
  03/28/24
UPDATE: managed to open it by pushing it through. I used a m...
Razzle-dazzle ticket booth
  03/29/24
A long screw + screwdriver and a pair of pliers will do it
Claret useless brakes internal respiration
  03/28/24
Cr. Or a drill, if available. That would be my go-to.
180 Coldplay Fan Wrinkle
  03/29/24
i've used a butterknife before, a couple of times. the firs...
razzle cheese-eating tanning salon
  03/28/24
I’ve gone down to hotel bars/restaurants and asked the...
Supple queen of the night
  03/28/24
Preferred method: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ8OTNs2dC...
unhinged lascivious range mediation
  03/29/24
Marriage material
Razzle-dazzle ticket booth
  03/29/24
When I was stationed in Monterey we were drinking wine at Mo...
Duck-like orchestra pit
  03/29/24
...
Cruel-hearted kitty
  03/29/24
I’ve simply torn Through the cork before with a key
Abnormal Set Legend
  03/29/24
cut the neck of the bottle off with a saber https://en.wi...
pearly library
  03/29/24
A real alcoholic wouldn’t be asking this rookie questi...
wine adulterous fanboi
  03/29/24
I drink 10+ drinks a day Maybe thats still amateur
Razzle-dazzle ticket booth
  03/29/24
How long? One day?
wine adulterous fanboi
  03/29/24
Every day bud for the past 5 years
Razzle-dazzle ticket booth
  03/29/24
true
plum candlestick maker old irish cottage
  03/29/24


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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:30 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle ticket booth

I may have to resort to breaking the neck open

I've looked up some gay ideas online like using a key or banging it against the wall with a shoe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534077)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone personal credit line

Shoe works - I've had to do that before :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534952)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:11 AM
Author: Irradiated Theater

describe how this could possibly work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536232)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: dun adventurous house

easiest way is you push the cork down into the wine and you can pour around it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534083)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle ticket booth

what do i use to push the cork down? i'm in a hotel room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534087)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: maize laughsome den water buffalo

call room service

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534090)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle ticket booth

i'm too drunk, i'll prob karate chop the bellboy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534093)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:42 AM
Author: Wild clear circlehead

do it, you can loot the corkscrew off his unconscious body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534109)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:34 AM
Author: dun adventurous house

grab a few pens from the room and push them down on the cork equally distributing the force among the pens

you can also get creative. use the leg of the ironing board if it fits, or you can even roll up papers on the desk very tightly and use that

cmon you need to be creative if youre an alky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534094)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle ticket booth

some good ideas here, thank

i'll wait a little bit but get to it if i dont think or hear of anything better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534096)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: maize laughsome den water buffalo



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: maize laughsome den water buffalo

i push it in.

https://vinepair.com/articles/7-ways-to-open-a-bottle-of-wine-without-a-corkscrew/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534088)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle ticket booth

saw this article too, i dont have a hammer + tools. keys sound like they wont work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534091)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: Citrine racy partner dragon

Ask the hotel for an opener

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534095)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle ticket booth

i'm on a business trip and am paranoid. other wagecucks are in the rooms around me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534098)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:37 AM
Author: Citrine racy partner dragon

I mean pick up the phone and dial the front desk, not yell down the hallway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534099)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:41 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle ticket booth

i dont know if i can help myself

i've been reading xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534106)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:00 PM
Author: charcoal titillating business firm famous landscape painting

ive done this before using anything sharp, like a swiss army knife or just reg knife or even a key or other end of a spoon, u have to chip away at the cork until its destroyed and falls into bottle. then pour the wine into a glass but use some sort of filter or take a spoon to remove the cork chips

actually when u first start breaking the cork be careful and try to extract them, that way only the bottom part of the cork will fall into wine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534967)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:05 PM
Author: ebony kitty cat

a swiss army knife literally has a corkscrew built in you subhuman turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534970)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:07 PM
Author: charcoal titillating business firm famous landscape painting

how wld i know im not swiss, u faggot benchod

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534976)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:13 AM
Author: excitant station nibblets

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536233)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:10 PM
Author: soggy parlor

put the plug in the bath tub and smash it and use a kitchen strainer to get the glass out then lap it up. if you need more liquid just fill the tub a little.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534978)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:24 PM
Author: maize laughsome den water buffalo

where are we on this? UPDATE, please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535658)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:11 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle ticket booth

UPDATE: managed to open it by pushing it through. I used a metal pen. I held the bottle between my feet and pushed with two hands down.

The key is getting flow through the bottle once the cork is down. Even within the bottle it can block the flow of wine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538152)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:25 PM
Author: Claret useless brakes internal respiration

A long screw + screwdriver and a pair of pliers will do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535661)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:10 AM
Author: 180 Coldplay Fan Wrinkle

Cr. Or a drill, if available. That would be my go-to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536229)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:28 PM
Author: razzle cheese-eating tanning salon

i've used a butterknife before, a couple of times. the first time, i was able to shimmy it into the cork, and then twist the cork up and out. the second time, i tried the same technique, but pushed too hard and the cork fell into the bottle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535672)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:30 PM
Author: Supple queen of the night

I’ve gone down to hotel bars/restaurants and asked them to open stuff for me before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535682)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:57 AM
Author: unhinged lascivious range mediation

Preferred method: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ8OTNs2dC4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536213)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle ticket booth

Marriage material

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538161)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:14 AM
Author: Duck-like orchestra pit

When I was stationed in Monterey we were drinking wine at Monastery beach in Carmel and this army sergeant tried to do the trick where you bump the bottoms of the bottle against something hard to force the cork out slowly. He wandered off into some trees and a few minutes later we heard the sound of the bottle breaking. He came wandering back gushing blood from a severed artery in his forearm. He didn’t almost die but we did have to tie his arm off and he lost a lot of blood. Don’t do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536236)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:16 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted kitty



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:35 AM
Author: Abnormal Set Legend

I’ve simply torn Through the cork before with a key

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536260)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:38 AM
Author: pearly library

cut the neck of the bottle off with a saber

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabrage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536265)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: wine adulterous fanboi

A real alcoholic wouldn’t be asking this rookie question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538165)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle ticket booth

I drink 10+ drinks a day

Maybe thats still amateur

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538166)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:19 PM
Author: wine adulterous fanboi

How long? One day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538171)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:20 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle ticket booth

Every day bud for the past 5 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538179)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:17 PM
Author: plum candlestick maker old irish cottage

true

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