Date: March 30th, 2024 4:41 AM Author: Navy theater generalized bond
Pirates captured Caesar in his youth, demanded 620 kg of silver for his release but he told them that was bullshit and said he was worth at least 1550 kg of silver and the pirates ended up getting caught. Became bros with his captors, said "when I get out, I'Il have you all executed" they laughed because they thought he was joking. He got out, made them listen to his poetry, and had them crucified. (ordered their throats slit on crosses so they would at least get a quicker death)