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https://www.scribd.com/document/721193667/Elon-Musk-Deposed-...
jet-lagged feces
  04/09/24
TL;DNR
Chest-beating cerise jew
  04/09/24
a few pages in and I'd say he's winning, not going to keep g...
burgundy field
  04/09/24
I only saw the parts where the lawyers were arguing, but I a...
jet-lagged feces
  04/09/24
I mean he pwned the lawyer for yelling and accused him of be...
burgundy field
  04/09/24
Oh yeah I saw that part, but it didn't strike me as a very e...
jet-lagged feces
  04/09/24
why not? dood has two hours and he can waste it however he ...
burgundy field
  04/09/24
Wait a sec do you do trials? Showing depo clips of the defe...
jet-lagged feces
  04/09/24
not in years and years, but when the defendant himself is in...
burgundy field
  04/09/24
Nah you can play the depo of a party whenever you want for a...
jet-lagged feces
  04/09/24
so the the jury will be against Musk for thinking the lawyer...
burgundy field
  04/09/24
jurors aren't like xo posters. They think lawsuits are very...
jet-lagged feces
  04/09/24
yeah, Texans haaaaate Elon
burgundy field
  04/09/24
You've got the tone of a guy who likes wagers.
jet-lagged feces
  04/09/24
lmao EPAH’s going to get the entire bort banned
vigorous windowlicker
  04/10/24
To be fair, Watch out, EPAH is famously never wrong about...
Diverse stead double fault
  04/12/24
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floppy arrogant institution
  04/12/24
Would love to see anyone contort themselves to say Musk is l...
Mahogany nofapping stag film gay wizard
  04/09/24
CNN paid the Covington faggot a hefty settlement IIRC
vigorous windowlicker
  04/10/24
oh no please stop speaking objections
Sadistic fragrant brunch ratface
  04/09/24
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Bronze pozpig gas station
  04/10/24
LMAO 107:13-109:17 "Alex Spiro" is like "...
jet-lagged feces
  04/09/24
if spiro had asked for a protective order is it like rubber ...
naked flushed brethren
  04/10/24
Correct, Elon.
jet-lagged feces
  04/11/24
usually both sides enter into a confidentiality agreement wh...
vigorous windowlicker
  04/11/24
ty
naked flushed brethren
  04/12/24
It would be rubber stamp if done at the outset of discovery ...
learning disabled faggot firefighter
  04/12/24
...
vigorous windowlicker
  04/11/24
"I mean show some decorum" litigators are such ...
Bronze pozpig gas station
  04/10/24
I’m gay
Domesticated Sneaky Criminal Home
  04/10/24
spiro sounds like an obstructionist bitch who doesn't have a...
comical iridescent hunting ground
  04/10/24
cr. Musk is funny though.
pearly doctorate
  04/10/24
I didn't see anything that could be described as "funny...
jet-lagged feces
  04/10/24
Grrr Elon!
irradiated milky azn preventive strike
  04/10/24
Musk reminds me of my prole clients who when I make a depo o...
comical iridescent hunting ground
  04/10/24
Also, isn't the dude prosecuting this case, the same dude wh...
comical iridescent hunting ground
  04/10/24
xo tells us that Spiro and Elon are revered by Texans. This...
jet-lagged feces
  04/10/24
THE LAWYER’S CREED! A SCHOLARLY DEED!
Tripping keepsake machete
  04/12/24
love when elon and spiro essentially go all "u mad"...
Marvelous emerald mad-dog skullcap digit ratio
  04/12/24
https://fingfx.thomsonreuters.com/gfx/legaldocs/gdvzdgdnkvw/...
Marvelous emerald mad-dog skullcap digit ratio
  04/12/24
What? No I'm more of a "politics above principles"...
jet-lagged feces
  04/12/24
it's good to know you come by liberalism honestly
Marvelous emerald mad-dog skullcap digit ratio
  04/12/24


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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:26 PM
Author: jet-lagged feces

https://www.scribd.com/document/721193667/Elon-Musk-Deposed-In-Lawsuit-For-Falsely-Linking-Jewish-Man-To-Neo-Nazi-Brawl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515534&forum_id=2#47569492)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:31 PM
Author: Chest-beating cerise jew

TL;DNR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515534&forum_id=2#47569500)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:30 PM
Author: burgundy field

a few pages in and I'd say he's winning, not going to keep going

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515534&forum_id=2#47569499)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:31 PM
Author: jet-lagged feces

I only saw the parts where the lawyers were arguing, but I assume he did something awesome later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515534&forum_id=2#47569501)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:31 PM
Author: burgundy field

I mean he pwned the lawyer for yelling and accused him of being a money grubbing kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515534&forum_id=2#47569506)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:33 PM
Author: jet-lagged feces

Oh yeah I saw that part, but it didn't strike me as a very effective way to defend against a lawsuit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515534&forum_id=2#47569512)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:34 PM
Author: burgundy field

why not? dood has two hours and he can waste it however he pleases, I don't think you're gonna lose a defamation case over being sarcastic in a depo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515534&forum_id=2#47569520)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:36 PM
Author: jet-lagged feces

Wait a sec do you do trials? Showing depo clips of the defendants' witnesses acting like apes at their depo is one of the most effective things you can do. You even play it again in closing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515534&forum_id=2#47569529)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:38 PM
Author: burgundy field

not in years and years, but when the defendant himself is in the depo and is available to testify don't you need a hook beyond "he was a dick your honor?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515534&forum_id=2#47569532)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:41 PM
Author: jet-lagged feces

Nah you can play the depo of a party whenever you want for any purpose. They could even play it during the kid's testimony and be like, "what's your reaction to that?" then have the kid burst into tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515534&forum_id=2#47569538)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:43 PM
Author: burgundy field

so the the jury will be against Musk for thinking the lawyer is in it for the money and the lawyer will be happy to show the jury that he didn't really refute that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515534&forum_id=2#47569546)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:46 PM
Author: jet-lagged feces

jurors aren't like xo posters. They think lawsuits are very serious, especially when the judge starts out by telling them they are fulfilling their constitutional duty as American citizens, and how important their service is. They'll see him as being flippant, not taking the proceedings seriously, not understanding how "we do things in Texas, and in America," and hit him for tens of millions that the judge will have to reduce.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515534&forum_id=2#47569551)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:47 PM
Author: burgundy field

yeah, Texans haaaaate Elon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515534&forum_id=2#47569552)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:52 PM
Author: jet-lagged feces

You've got the tone of a guy who likes wagers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515534&forum_id=2#47569616)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 1:11 PM
Author: vigorous windowlicker

lmao EPAH’s going to get the entire bort banned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515534&forum_id=2#47570871)



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Date: April 12th, 2024 3:25 PM
Author: Diverse stead double fault

To be fair,

Watch out, EPAH is famously never wrong about anything.

*blankest stare in history*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515534&forum_id=2#47577667)



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Date: April 12th, 2024 3:29 PM
Author: floppy arrogant institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515534&forum_id=2#47577686)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:34 PM
Author: Mahogany nofapping stag film gay wizard

Would love to see anyone contort themselves to say Musk is liable but media was not for Covington kids.

Basically the same fact pattern only the news actually (i) should be held to a higher standad and (ii) knew they were incorrect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515534&forum_id=2#47569519)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 1:13 PM
Author: vigorous windowlicker

CNN paid the Covington faggot a hefty settlement IIRC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515534&forum_id=2#47570873)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:39 PM
Author: Sadistic fragrant brunch ratface

oh no please stop speaking objections

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515534&forum_id=2#47569537)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 6:07 AM
Author: Bronze pozpig gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515534&forum_id=2#47570122)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:21 PM
Author: jet-lagged feces

LMAO 107:13-109:17

"Alex Spiro" is like "and we will designate this transcript as confidential" evidently not knowing that he forgot to have a protective order entered. So the kid's lawyer is like, "nah it's not confidential, we're posting it to the internet. Even Alex Jones's lawyers knew you have to get a protective order to designate a transcript confidential."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515534&forum_id=2#47569772)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 12:58 PM
Author: naked flushed brethren

if spiro had asked for a protective order is it like rubber stamp granted? so is it purely his fuckup that led to this depo becoming public?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515534&forum_id=2#47570863)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 3:02 PM
Author: jet-lagged feces

Correct, Elon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515534&forum_id=2#47574651)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 3:03 PM
Author: vigorous windowlicker

usually both sides enter into a confidentiality agreement which the judge just signs, and it says either side just has to designate certain materials as confidential for them to be treated as such. looks like that wasn’t done by either side in this case. Ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515534&forum_id=2#47574656)



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Date: April 12th, 2024 2:54 PM
Author: naked flushed brethren

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515534&forum_id=2#47577573)



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Date: April 12th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: learning disabled faggot firefighter

It would be rubber stamp if done at the outset of discovery but it’s too late at this point most likely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515534&forum_id=2#47577768)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 3:01 PM
Author: vigorous windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515534&forum_id=2#47574646)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 6:11 AM
Author: Bronze pozpig gas station

"I mean show some decorum"

litigators are such bitchbois

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515534&forum_id=2#47570128)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Domesticated Sneaky Criminal Home

I’m gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515534&forum_id=2#47570806)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:40 PM
Author: comical iridescent hunting ground

spiro sounds like an obstructionist bitch who doesn't have a clue what he's doing... Looks like now they're trying to sanction him and I hope they get it.

The guy asked a completely relevant question, Spiros played tough guy and was like well re-ask the question and i'll determine if its good. Lawyer asks the exact same question. Spiros "yeah that question is fine".

WTF he just spent 10 mins arguing with counsel about the exact same question immediately prior.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515534&forum_id=2#47570987)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:41 PM
Author: pearly doctorate

cr.

Musk is funny though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515534&forum_id=2#47570988)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:46 PM
Author: jet-lagged feces

I didn't see anything that could be described as "funny," but after about page 50 when Spiro finally STFU and the questions and answers began, he at least started making persuasive points.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515534&forum_id=2#47571010)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:49 PM
Author: irradiated milky azn preventive strike

Grrr Elon!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515534&forum_id=2#47571022)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 3:01 PM
Author: comical iridescent hunting ground

Musk reminds me of my prole clients who when I make a depo objection say "yeah, that!" to the defense attny like that's somehow helping their case.

Anyone who thinks Elon is dadding around the lawyer in this case has never actually been involved in a trial or possibly an actual depo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515534&forum_id=2#47571065)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:59 PM
Author: comical iridescent hunting ground

Also, isn't the dude prosecuting this case, the same dude who got the huge judgment against Alex Jones...

Spiros may want to take the case a little more seriously...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515534&forum_id=2#47571054)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 3:01 PM
Author: jet-lagged feces

xo tells us that Spiro and Elon are revered by Texans. This beardmo from UT doesn't stand a chance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515534&forum_id=2#47571066)



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Date: April 12th, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: Tripping keepsake machete

THE LAWYER’S CREED!

A SCHOLARLY DEED!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515534&forum_id=2#47577661)



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Date: April 12th, 2024 3:43 PM
Author: Marvelous emerald mad-dog skullcap digit ratio

love when elon and spiro essentially go all "u mad" on bankman about raising his voice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515534&forum_id=2#47577725)



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Date: April 12th, 2024 4:02 PM
Author: Marvelous emerald mad-dog skullcap digit ratio

https://fingfx.thomsonreuters.com/gfx/legaldocs/gdvzdgdnkvw/Brody%20v%20Musk%20-%20sanctions%20request%20-%2020240408.pdf

skimmed the case a bit. epah, i think you of all people should be sympathetic towards people being hauled to court to defend themselves in frivolous defamation cases. and blowing off some steam by doing a little trolling and being flippant in a meaningless deposition that wastes everyone's time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515534&forum_id=2#47577812)



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Date: April 12th, 2024 5:15 PM
Author: jet-lagged feces

What? No I'm more of a "politics above principles" kind of guy and Elon Tesla is a rightwing dipshit so I'm against him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515534&forum_id=2#47578042)



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Date: April 12th, 2024 5:19 PM
Author: Marvelous emerald mad-dog skullcap digit ratio

it's good to know you come by liberalism honestly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515534&forum_id=2#47578057)