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How do I move in house?

worked at a firm for two years, served a giant PE fund faith...
Nighttime Gaping
  04/17/24
Firm handshake
Offensive faggotry locus
  04/17/24
lol brother, buckle up
cruel-hearted disrespectful forum background story
  04/17/24
need advice. i could just do nothing but would like to strik...
Nighttime Gaping
  04/17/24
i mean, shoot your shot, but be prepared to get rejected.
cruel-hearted disrespectful forum background story
  04/17/24
i see her in a bind. i'm probably the only one at my firm wh...
Nighttime Gaping
  04/17/24
associates are completely fungible man, no chance she views ...
cruel-hearted disrespectful forum background story
  04/17/24
i mean i would think that, but they're getting fucked hard n...
Nighttime Gaping
  04/17/24
if you really want it, reach out to her. obviously, this cou...
cruel-hearted disrespectful forum background story
  04/17/24
thanks man, i'll think it over whether worth the risk
Nighttime Gaping
  04/17/24
usually with a rental lease or purchase agreement
Ultramarine double fault
  04/17/24
"she" lmao
Topaz balding school cafeteria party of the first part
  04/17/24
yeah yeah but she's an old lady who wants our firm to try, a...
Nighttime Gaping
  04/17/24
You saved a firm $3m and now you want a job? Jesus bro. I'v...
mustard location
  04/17/24
yes but you're not a lowly associate such as i. And it was l...
Nighttime Gaping
  04/17/24
I'm sure you are great. My comment wasn't about you. It was ...
mustard location
  04/17/24
i agree generally. wouldn't try with any other client. she h...
Nighttime Gaping
  04/17/24
I don't have any advice for you. If she's a contact, I would...
mustard location
  04/17/24
Hadn't thought of that dear friend, will likely do it
Nighttime Gaping
  04/17/24
You apply through the website like the 100+ other lawyers ha...
painfully honest red genital piercing
  04/17/24
yeah and application will never be opened because i'm not di...
Nighttime Gaping
  04/17/24
That's what I did and I've been in-house for over a decade. ...
irate galvanic brunch
  04/17/24
to be fair, you + wife applied before zog machine went into ...
Nighttime Gaping
  04/17/24
My wife has only been in her current job for a few years tho...
irate galvanic brunch
  04/17/24
If there is a job listing and you apply, you can and should ...
vibrant volcanic crater water buffalo
  04/17/24
people here will never encourage another poaster to rise up ...
ruby dashing generalized bond base
  04/17/24
what is your advice? am i fucked out of a job if i send lett...
Nighttime Gaping
  04/17/24
do you know if they are hiring? if so, the resume is fine. i...
ruby dashing generalized bond base
  04/17/24
Thanks man. yeah that's basically what I'm planning to do. w...
Nighttime Gaping
  04/17/24
Send a telegram or fax
salmon histrionic wagecucks
  04/17/24
do you want to do 5 hours of work per week
exciting impressive mental disorder
  04/17/24
if that means missing hours in current firm because i'm reje...
Nighttime Gaping
  04/17/24
Apply through website 2 years probably not enough experie...
180 aqua principal's office
  04/17/24
2 years working on this client, 4 years total
Nighttime Gaping
  04/17/24
How did u "save them money" by billing them? Are u...
low-t hall
  04/17/24
...
Nighttime Gaping
  04/17/24
MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY GET OUT THE WAY GET OUT THE WAY ...
talking pearl step-uncle's house really tough guy
  04/17/24
just hold me back or let me run
Nighttime Gaping
  04/17/24
Emailing a resume is retarddd and autistic. Email her with a...
violet garrison
  04/17/24
This is what I'm talking about, thank you. Was thinking ...
Nighttime Gaping
  04/17/24
Of course not you dumbfuck. Email.
violet garrison
  04/17/24
Will do thanks My personal email or work?
Nighttime Gaping
  04/17/24
never physically mail anything you want someone to read
cruel-hearted disrespectful forum background story
  04/17/24
Masterful flame. I’m still not 100% sure if you&rsquo...
Exhilarant Zombie-like Spot
  04/17/24
I am 100% an autist Edit: how tf would an actual, profess...
Nighttime Gaping
  04/17/24
You seem too dumb to be an autist, so I will continue to ass...
Exhilarant Zombie-like Spot
  04/17/24
An email can be forwarded compadre, forwarded and endlessly ...
Nighttime Gaping
  04/20/24
dude you are not going to make it in-house if you send peopl...
bateful dead market keepsake machete
  04/18/24
Roger roger, xo wants me to stay a lawfag
Nighttime Gaping
  04/20/24
Send her an edible arrangement
zippy theater selfie
  04/20/24
Some very nice high class candies? Or cookies? Or what? I'm ...
Nighttime Gaping
  04/20/24
in house is so (xo 2013 it's 2024 we're all solo shitlawy...
Peach impertinent twinkling uncleanness people who are hurt
  04/17/24
Disco Fries' approach would be my recommendation. Just don't...
up-to-no-good love of her life
  04/17/24
Thank you friend, and yes I prefer phone calls too. Unsure w...
Nighttime Gaping
  04/17/24
If you’re literally scared to shoot the client a one-o...
salmon histrionic wagecucks
  04/17/24
xo tale: in a parasocial relationship with a woman, but not ...
cerise voyeur institution
  04/17/24
...
Nighttime Gaping
  04/20/24
...
Peach impertinent twinkling uncleanness people who are hurt
  04/20/24
Yes
Hot Pisswyrm
  04/20/24


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Date: April 17th, 2024 12:40 PM
Author: Nighttime Gaping

worked at a firm for two years, served a giant PE fund faithfully saving them a lot of money. really like to work there and see a pipeline of attorneys there who have similar credentials. i'm familiar with the head since she's seen what I've done. Don't know whether to email her directly or wtf i should do, whether there'd be pushback or anything

thinking about just mailing her my resume and including phone number. Too bold?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518752&forum_id=2#47590427)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: Offensive faggotry locus

Firm handshake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518752&forum_id=2#47590428)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 12:42 PM
Author: cruel-hearted disrespectful forum background story

lol brother, buckle up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518752&forum_id=2#47590430)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 12:42 PM
Author: Nighttime Gaping

need advice. i could just do nothing but would like to strike while iron is hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518752&forum_id=2#47590435)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 12:45 PM
Author: cruel-hearted disrespectful forum background story

i mean, shoot your shot, but be prepared to get rejected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518752&forum_id=2#47590451)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: Nighttime Gaping

i see her in a bind. i'm probably the only one at my firm who can deliver results like these

and if she rejects me she might think i may not press as hard anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518752&forum_id=2#47590478)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 12:51 PM
Author: cruel-hearted disrespectful forum background story

associates are completely fungible man, no chance she views it the way you think

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518752&forum_id=2#47590482)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 12:57 PM
Author: Nighttime Gaping

i mean i would think that, but they're getting fucked hard now, harder than ever before and if I go off client would be a shitfest for a year+

i report directly to her and do pretty much everything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518752&forum_id=2#47590502)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:03 PM
Author: cruel-hearted disrespectful forum background story

if you really want it, reach out to her. obviously, this could backfire at your current firm, but in house is hard to cop from a firm and you may need to take these risks to land your preferred place. just be prepared to be rejected, since most of these overtures are not successful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518752&forum_id=2#47590533)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:04 PM
Author: Nighttime Gaping

thanks man, i'll think it over whether worth the risk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518752&forum_id=2#47590536)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 12:42 PM
Author: Ultramarine double fault

usually with a rental lease or purchase agreement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518752&forum_id=2#47590434)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 12:48 PM
Author: Topaz balding school cafeteria party of the first part

"she" lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518752&forum_id=2#47590467)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 12:59 PM
Author: Nighttime Gaping

yeah yeah but she's an old lady who wants our firm to try, and no one did until i came along

she's a boomer btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518752&forum_id=2#47590511)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 12:49 PM
Author: mustard location

You saved a firm $3m and now you want a job?

Jesus bro. I've saved my clients hundreds of millions if not billions of dollars and they still treat me like shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518752&forum_id=2#47590472)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 12:53 PM
Author: Nighttime Gaping

yes but you're not a lowly associate such as i. And it was like *30mil but don't want to argue over numbers.

i have a specialized skill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518752&forum_id=2#47590487)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:03 PM
Author: mustard location

I'm sure you are great. My comment wasn't about you. It was about how in corporate America clients are annoying, thankless, and awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518752&forum_id=2#47590532)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:07 PM
Author: Nighttime Gaping

i agree generally. wouldn't try with any other client. she has emailed me pretty extensively the last year or so. she's not terrible like others and does seem to appreciate what i'm doing

what would you recommend?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518752&forum_id=2#47590544)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:18 PM
Author: mustard location

I don't have any advice for you. If she's a contact, I would think maybe go take her out for lunch and feel her out as to whether you can go inhouse there. If you can't, you can still just expense the lunch and tell your boss that you're taking the initiative to get to know clients. Win-win.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518752&forum_id=2#47590584)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: Nighttime Gaping

Hadn't thought of that dear friend, will likely do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518752&forum_id=2#47590588)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 12:49 PM
Author: painfully honest red genital piercing

You apply through the website like the 100+ other lawyers have done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518752&forum_id=2#47590474)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 12:55 PM
Author: Nighttime Gaping

yeah and application will never be opened because i'm not diversity and HR drones will autoreject

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518752&forum_id=2#47590494)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: irate galvanic brunch

That's what I did and I've been in-house for over a decade. That's what my wife did too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518752&forum_id=2#47590590)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:22 PM
Author: Nighttime Gaping

to be fair, you + wife applied before zog machine went into overdrive and autorejects all HUWHITE MALE applicants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518752&forum_id=2#47590594)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:24 PM
Author: irate galvanic brunch

My wife has only been in her current job for a few years though I will note that the hardest in-house job to get is the first one. That said, I went in-house just after ITE which was a VERY hard time to make the jump. I work with an awful lot of regular white males, so it obviously isn't impossible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518752&forum_id=2#47590602)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 3:58 PM
Author: vibrant volcanic crater water buffalo

If there is a job listing and you apply, you can and should reach out to your contact and let them know how excited you are about the opportunity. In theory you could just reach out and say "hey, would love to work here" but i dont really see that working as they likely dont have budget and it looks kind of weird and desperate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518752&forum_id=2#47591157)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 12:53 PM
Author: ruby dashing generalized bond base

people here will never encourage another poaster to rise up in life

do what you have to do and what's best for your future, don't worry about any of these fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518752&forum_id=2#47590486)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 12:54 PM
Author: Nighttime Gaping

what is your advice? am i fucked out of a job if i send letter to her? i went to a better law school than pretty much anyone at my firm...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518752&forum_id=2#47590490)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:00 PM
Author: ruby dashing generalized bond base

do you know if they are hiring? if so, the resume is fine. if not, play it cool and send a message saying you enjoyed working with her and her firm and that if there are ever any opportunities that you'd be interested in working there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518752&forum_id=2#47590518)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:02 PM
Author: Nighttime Gaping

Thanks man. yeah that's basically what I'm planning to do. wondering if i should send a physical letter, a business email or personal email

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518752&forum_id=2#47590526)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 3:57 PM
Author: salmon histrionic wagecucks

Send a telegram or fax

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518752&forum_id=2#47591154)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 12:54 PM
Author: exciting impressive mental disorder

do you want to do 5 hours of work per week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518752&forum_id=2#47590491)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 12:56 PM
Author: Nighttime Gaping

if that means missing hours in current firm because i'm rejected and they hate me? No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518752&forum_id=2#47590497)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:26 PM
Author: 180 aqua principal's office

Apply through website

2 years probably not enough experience in this market

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518752&forum_id=2#47590611)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:37 PM
Author: Nighttime Gaping

2 years working on this client, 4 years total

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518752&forum_id=2#47590661)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:26 PM
Author: low-t hall

How did u "save them money" by billing them? Are u a taxmo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518752&forum_id=2#47590612)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:38 PM
Author: Nighttime Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518752&forum_id=2#47590664)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:30 PM
Author: talking pearl step-uncle's house really tough guy

MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY GET OUT THE WAY GET OUT THE WAY

MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY GET OUT THE WAY BITCH GET OUT THE WAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518752&forum_id=2#47590631)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:42 PM
Author: Nighttime Gaping

just hold me back or let me run

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518752&forum_id=2#47590681)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:36 PM
Author: violet garrison

Emailing a resume is retarddd and autistic. Email her with a request to chat informally and learn more about her career arc. During the call flag interest in the company repeatedly and see what happens. Find subtle ways to flag your relevant expertise as she discusses her career growth and success at target company.

If she doesn’t bite, at the end of the call openly state you’d like to move to that company and ask her to keep you in mind. Ping every 6 weeks thereafter as a friendly check in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518752&forum_id=2#47590654)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: Nighttime Gaping

This is what I'm talking about, thank you.

Was thinking about physically mailing the letter asking for a quick call. Better than email or no? She is boomer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518752&forum_id=2#47590674)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:41 PM
Author: violet garrison

Of course not you dumbfuck. Email.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518752&forum_id=2#47590676)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:42 PM
Author: Nighttime Gaping

Will do thanks

My personal email or work?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518752&forum_id=2#47590684)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:42 PM
Author: cruel-hearted disrespectful forum background story

never physically mail anything you want someone to read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518752&forum_id=2#47590679)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:57 PM
Author: Exhilarant Zombie-like Spot

Masterful flame. I’m still not 100% sure if you’re just hilariously autistic, but lol at a physical letter. Phenomenal escalation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518752&forum_id=2#47590787)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: Nighttime Gaping

I am 100% an autist

Edit: how tf would an actual, professional letter to a boomer be a bad decision?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518752&forum_id=2#47591139)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 8:57 PM
Author: Exhilarant Zombie-like Spot

You seem too dumb to be an autist, so I will continue to assume you are/treat you as flame. So, flamey, imagine you are the recipient. What actions would you be expected to take in response to a snail mail letter v an email and how likely would you be to take any of them.

I understand that you think an appeal to a boomer’s likely sense of self-importance and antiquated professional aesthetics is a smart move to get their attention, but ask yourself how likely it is that effort to appeal to those biases is really more important than making it as low effort as possible to do something helpful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518752&forum_id=2#47591975)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 4:51 PM
Author: Nighttime Gaping

An email can be forwarded compadre, forwarded and endlessly MOCKED

So I should STAY IN MY FIRM like a good lawcuck? Is that the advice?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518752&forum_id=2#47598054)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 11:11 AM
Author: bateful dead market keepsake machete

dude you are not going to make it in-house if you send people physical letters LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518752&forum_id=2#47592827)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 4:49 PM
Author: Nighttime Gaping

Roger roger, xo wants me to stay a lawfag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518752&forum_id=2#47598050)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 5:06 PM
Author: zippy theater selfie

Send her an edible arrangement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518752&forum_id=2#47598081)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 5:10 PM
Author: Nighttime Gaping

Some very nice high class candies? Or cookies? Or what? I'm open for suggestions!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518752&forum_id=2#47598097)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:19 PM
Author: Peach impertinent twinkling uncleanness people who are hurt

in house is so (xo 2013

it's 2024 we're all solo shitlawyers now and loving every minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518752&forum_id=2#47590881)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:27 PM
Author: up-to-no-good love of her life

Disco Fries' approach would be my recommendation. Just don't go to Outback, or if you do, at least don't eat in the parking lot. Sorry, df, couldn't resist. Edit, being a boomer, albeit an old one, I prefer that people be direct about such things. If I didn't want to hire you, I would tell you. She may be under the impression you are happily on your way to big bucks partner and have no interest going in-house. Always be careful what you say in an email. They don't go away. I still do phone calls. In any event, I don't see any downside to asking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518752&forum_id=2#47590907)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 3:54 PM
Author: Nighttime Gaping

Thank you friend, and yes I prefer phone calls too. Unsure whether the firm protocol would be NOT to email her under any circumstances unless she emails me, which is why I thought of letter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518752&forum_id=2#47591144)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: salmon histrionic wagecucks

If you’re literally scared to shoot the client a one-off email, then you might not have the deep bond that you think you do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518752&forum_id=2#47591162)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 4:19 PM
Author: cerise voyeur institution

xo tale: in a parasocial relationship with a woman, but not an egirl or onlyfans whore; it’s his boomer client

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518752&forum_id=2#47591218)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 4:47 PM
Author: Nighttime Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518752&forum_id=2#47598045)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 6:06 PM
Author: Peach impertinent twinkling uncleanness people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518752&forum_id=2#47598234)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 6:07 PM
Author: Hot Pisswyrm

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518752&forum_id=2#47598236)