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i dunno why but the technical term "slampig" just kills me every time i see it

it's a Great word
Iridescent principal's office gunner
  04/17/24
It's Shakespearean imo
Bistre Theatre Jewess
  04/17/24
...
navy gas station mood
  04/17/24
cr. cr.
Iridescent principal's office gunner
  04/17/24
...
Purple rigpig
  04/17/24
...
Sexy shimmering halford potus
  04/17/24
It applies to a very specific type of woman. For me, there's...
Purple rigpig
  04/17/24
UUUUUUNNNNNGGGGGGHNNN--
Iridescent principal's office gunner
  04/17/24
There's a class distinction built in here too as well as a c...
Bistre Theatre Jewess
  04/17/24
You're right. They're usually LMC or straight up poor and ar...
Purple rigpig
  04/17/24
Which non-white races, if any, are eligible?
fiercely-loyal ruby pit circlehead
  04/17/24
Blacks can not be slampigs as their faces fatten up at a fas...
Purple rigpig
  04/18/24
it's a very elegant and multi-faceted topic, kinda like BBW ...
Iridescent principal's office gunner
  04/17/24
Convention should be in Nashville they have an outsized popu...
Bistre Theatre Jewess
  04/17/24
cr, friend originally i was thinking Tallahassee but yeah...
Iridescent principal's office gunner
  04/17/24
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PD4XsoeNZU
Purple rigpig
  04/17/24
Orlando is the slampig capital imo
Insanely creepy provocative address police squad
  04/17/24
Opryland Slampig Symposium
irradiated factory reset button
  04/18/24
Really need a pic or ten to be sure I’m on the same pa...
fiercely-loyal ruby pit circlehead
  04/17/24
https://files.catbox.moe/vkemm0.jpeg https://ibb.co/yftd5...
Purple rigpig
  04/17/24
1 8 0
Iridescent principal's office gunner
  04/17/24
Aw HELL yeah
fiercely-loyal ruby pit circlehead
  04/17/24
(tenured scholar in slampig studies)
Bistre Theatre Jewess
  04/18/24
MFCR
irradiated factory reset button
  04/18/24
moar
Slate meetinghouse toaster
  04/18/24
...
know-it-all casino
  04/18/24
...
Hairless impertinent nursing home
  04/19/24
Imo there will be more slampigs than cicadas in the year 204...
Supple Bespoke Mad Cow Disease Cuckoldry
  04/17/24
and here's why this is a good thing tp
Iridescent principal's office gunner
  04/17/24
...
Purple rigpig
  04/17/24
at least there's some things to look forward to
Sexy shimmering halford potus
  04/17/24
slamhog is better IMO
aphrodisiac site goyim
  04/17/24
get out of my thread. now. i'm not asking
Iridescent principal's office gunner
  04/17/24
hard disagree
Purple rigpig
  04/17/24
I'm going to kill you
Sexy shimmering halford potus
  04/17/24
Please just GO
Supple Bespoke Mad Cow Disease Cuckoldry
  04/17/24
*eyes narrow in disgust and contempt*
navy gas station mood
  04/17/24
I would say go pumo but well....
Bistre Theatre Jewess
  04/17/24
It isn’t, retard
know-it-all casino
  04/17/24
Kill urself
Pungent Chad Goal In Life
  04/17/24
jump in front of a fuckin' truck
slippery macaca
  04/17/24
Time to go quotemo bro
fiercely-loyal ruby pit circlehead
  04/17/24
...
irradiated factory reset button
  04/17/24
...
Slate meetinghouse toaster
  04/18/24
...
Purple rigpig
  04/19/24
there aren't any shared features between "m" and &...
balding stage
  04/17/24
Nigger
Deep Yarmulke
  04/18/24
Tell us more about labial things
rose hairraiser genital piercing generalized bond
  04/19/24
you're done here
rose hairraiser genital piercing generalized bond
  04/19/24
gbti
Hairless impertinent nursing home
  04/19/24
sLaM PiG
Motley theater gaping
  04/17/24
...
Iridescent principal's office gunner
  04/17/24
...
irradiated factory reset button
  04/18/24
...
Purple rigpig
  04/19/24
...
Jade Tripping Business Firm
  04/17/24
...
Iridescent principal's office gunner
  04/18/24
"cumbucket"
vengeful razzle prole twinkling uncleanness
  04/17/24
saddest thing is these women eventually marry some dork who ...
Heady jew school
  04/18/24
it's absolutely fucking 180
Insanely creepy provocative address police squad
  04/18/24
not like this, I know these things
Bistre Theatre Jewess
  04/18/24
wow
navy gas station mood
  04/18/24
lol'd. this made me think of a few neighbors I have differen...
Coral selfie den
  04/19/24
...
Purple rigpig
  04/19/24
seeing high school clique play out as an adult is like watch...
Concupiscible Associate
  04/19/24


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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:46 PM
Author: Iridescent principal's office gunner

it's a Great word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590715)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:47 PM
Author: Bistre Theatre Jewess

It's Shakespearean imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590720)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:47 PM
Author: navy gas station mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590723)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:47 PM
Author: Iridescent principal's office gunner

cr. cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590725)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:59 PM
Author: Purple rigpig



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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:00 PM
Author: Sexy shimmering halford potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590803)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:48 PM
Author: Purple rigpig

It applies to a very specific type of woman. For me, there's a normal distribution of fatness to hot ratio. Rail thin women aren't my type. "Healthy" women are my type. A slampig is when they get a little over the peak so they're not the optimum fat level, but they're still attractive. Just a little too fat. They're fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590733)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:50 PM
Author: Iridescent principal's office gunner

UUUUUUNNNNNGGGGGGHNNN--

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590740)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:53 PM
Author: Bistre Theatre Jewess

There's a class distinction built in here too as well as a certain attitude

It's multifaceted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590759)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:55 PM
Author: Purple rigpig

You're right. They're usually LMC or straight up poor and are generally cheerful. I'm a big fan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590775)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 10:56 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal ruby pit circlehead

Which non-white races, if any, are eligible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592259)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 2:59 PM
Author: Purple rigpig

Blacks can not be slampigs as their faces fatten up at a faster rate than other races. A key characteristic of the slam pig is they must have an otherwise attractive face. Asian slampigs are incredibly rare, as their fat distribution is usually unseemly, but it is possible. Latina slampigs are plentiful, but once they hit 25-30 it's downhill. Whites have a good amount, and also go downhill like latinas, albeit at a slower rate. I'd say the best slampigs are actually Middle Eastern, they somehow can gain the most weight while maintaining a shapely form. I am currently not at my computer, but I have a specific example in mind that I will post later to prove my point.

Feel free to disagree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47593227)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:56 PM
Author: Iridescent principal's office gunner

it's a very elegant and multi-faceted topic, kinda like BBW ranching

this is a topic that needs to be explored further

i'm gonna rent out a doubletree hotel lobby for a consortium on this details to cum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590783)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:58 PM
Author: Bistre Theatre Jewess

Convention should be in Nashville they have an outsized population of subjects for study

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590791)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:59 PM
Author: Iridescent principal's office gunner

cr, friend

originally i was thinking Tallahassee but yeah think Nashville would work better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590795)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 10:11 PM
Author: Purple rigpig

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PD4XsoeNZU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592149)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 10:54 PM
Author: Insanely creepy provocative address police squad

Orlando is the slampig capital imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592257)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 9:37 AM
Author: irradiated factory reset button

Opryland Slampig Symposium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592720)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 10:53 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal ruby pit circlehead

Really need a pic or ten to be sure I’m on the same page here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592252)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 10:56 PM
Author: Purple rigpig

https://files.catbox.moe/vkemm0.jpeg

https://ibb.co/yftd5Gv

https://ibb.co/qDD5L4R

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592262)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 10:58 PM
Author: Iridescent principal's office gunner

1

8

0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592264)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 10:58 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal ruby pit circlehead

Aw HELL yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592267)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 9:21 AM
Author: Bistre Theatre Jewess

(tenured scholar in slampig studies)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592707)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 9:38 AM
Author: irradiated factory reset button

MFCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592723)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 8:53 PM
Author: Slate meetinghouse toaster

moar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47594197)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 8:55 PM
Author: know-it-all casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47594202)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 2:42 PM
Author: Hairless impertinent nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47595730)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:00 PM
Author: Supple Bespoke Mad Cow Disease Cuckoldry

Imo there will be more slampigs than cicadas in the year 2040.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590804)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:01 PM
Author: Iridescent principal's office gunner

and here's why this is a good thing tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590806)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:01 PM
Author: Purple rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590810)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:04 PM
Author: Sexy shimmering halford potus

at least there's some things to look forward to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590820)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:02 PM
Author: aphrodisiac site goyim

slamhog is better IMO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590811)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:02 PM
Author: Iridescent principal's office gunner

get out of my thread. now.

i'm not asking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590812)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:04 PM
Author: Purple rigpig

hard disagree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590823)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:04 PM
Author: Sexy shimmering halford potus

I'm going to kill you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590824)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:05 PM
Author: Supple Bespoke Mad Cow Disease Cuckoldry

Please just GO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590829)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:11 PM
Author: navy gas station mood

*eyes narrow in disgust and contempt*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590852)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:16 PM
Author: Bistre Theatre Jewess

I would say go pumo but well....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590871)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 4:16 PM
Author: know-it-all casino

It isn’t, retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47591213)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: Pungent Chad Goal In Life

Kill urself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47591273)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 10:37 PM
Author: slippery macaca

jump in front of a fuckin' truck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592196)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 10:53 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal ruby pit circlehead

Time to go quotemo bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592254)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 10:56 PM
Author: irradiated factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592261)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 8:54 PM
Author: Slate meetinghouse toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47594201)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 12:52 AM
Author: Purple rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47594570)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 11:19 PM
Author: balding stage

there aren't any shared features between "m" and "h"

whereas "m" and "p" share location, bilabial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592336)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 9:18 AM
Author: Deep Yarmulke

Nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592705)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 2:06 AM
Author: rose hairraiser genital piercing generalized bond

Tell us more about labial things

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47594613)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 2:06 AM
Author: rose hairraiser genital piercing generalized bond

you're done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47594614)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 2:42 PM
Author: Hairless impertinent nursing home

gbti

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47595733)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 3:55 PM
Author: Motley theater gaping

sLaM PiG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47591145)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 10:36 PM
Author: Iridescent principal's office gunner



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Date: April 18th, 2024 9:37 AM
Author: irradiated factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592718)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 2:24 AM
Author: Purple rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47594632)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 4:17 PM
Author: Jade Tripping Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47591214)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: Iridescent principal's office gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592452)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 4:21 PM
Author: vengeful razzle prole twinkling uncleanness

"cumbucket"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47591223)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 12:12 AM
Author: Heady jew school

saddest thing is these women eventually marry some dork who was stoked to pull her. We have a few married couples like this in my neighborhood and everytime I see the 6/10 slightly chubby wife and the 5'10 unathletic dude, I laugh to myself thinking about how much cock she took before she settled for the jv soccer player.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592455)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 12:20 AM
Author: Insanely creepy provocative address police squad

it's absolutely fucking 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592462)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 6:39 AM
Author: Bistre Theatre Jewess

not like this, I know these things

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592647)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 3:03 PM
Author: navy gas station mood

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47593239)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 1:43 PM
Author: Coral selfie den

lol'd. this made me think of a few neighbors I have differently.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47595551)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Purple rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47595555)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 2:41 PM
Author: Concupiscible Associate

seeing high school clique play out as an adult is like watching a live sociology experiment. its both sad and fascinating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47595727)