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i dunno why but the technical term "slampig" just kills me every time i see it

it's a Great word
geriatric jet lettuce lay
  04/17/24
It's Shakespearean imo
elite swollen telephone church
  04/17/24
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diverse greedy sanctuary factory reset button
  04/17/24
cr. cr.
geriatric jet lettuce lay
  04/17/24
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twinkling effete idea he suggested
  04/17/24
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violet shivering persian spot
  04/17/24
It applies to a very specific type of woman. For me, there's...
twinkling effete idea he suggested
  04/17/24
UUUUUUNNNNNGGGGGGHNNN--
geriatric jet lettuce lay
  04/17/24
There's a class distinction built in here too as well as a c...
elite swollen telephone church
  04/17/24
You're right. They're usually LMC or straight up poor and ar...
twinkling effete idea he suggested
  04/17/24
Which non-white races, if any, are eligible?
Racy queen of the night den
  04/17/24
Blacks can not be slampigs as their faces fatten up at a fas...
twinkling effete idea he suggested
  04/18/24
it's a very elegant and multi-faceted topic, kinda like BBW ...
geriatric jet lettuce lay
  04/17/24
Convention should be in Nashville they have an outsized popu...
elite swollen telephone church
  04/17/24
cr, friend originally i was thinking Tallahassee but yeah...
geriatric jet lettuce lay
  04/17/24
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PD4XsoeNZU
twinkling effete idea he suggested
  04/17/24
Orlando is the slampig capital imo
Crystalline gaming laptop
  04/17/24
Opryland Slampig Symposium
Mildly Autistic Irradiated Feces Giraffe
  04/18/24
Really need a pic or ten to be sure I’m on the same pa...
Racy queen of the night den
  04/17/24
https://files.catbox.moe/vkemm0.jpeg https://ibb.co/yftd5...
twinkling effete idea he suggested
  04/17/24
1 8 0
geriatric jet lettuce lay
  04/17/24
Aw HELL yeah
Racy queen of the night den
  04/17/24
(tenured scholar in slampig studies)
elite swollen telephone church
  04/18/24
MFCR
Mildly Autistic Irradiated Feces Giraffe
  04/18/24
moar
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Wine yarmulke
  04/18/24
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cracking ebony kitty
  04/19/24
Imo there will be more slampigs than cicadas in the year 204...
Rambunctious theater stage
  04/17/24
and here's why this is a good thing tp
geriatric jet lettuce lay
  04/17/24
...
twinkling effete idea he suggested
  04/17/24
at least there's some things to look forward to
violet shivering persian spot
  04/17/24
slamhog is better IMO
Frozen sable alpha field
  04/17/24
get out of my thread. now. i'm not asking
geriatric jet lettuce lay
  04/17/24
hard disagree
twinkling effete idea he suggested
  04/17/24
I'm going to kill you
violet shivering persian spot
  04/17/24
Please just GO
Rambunctious theater stage
  04/17/24
*eyes narrow in disgust and contempt*
diverse greedy sanctuary factory reset button
  04/17/24
I would say go pumo but well....
elite swollen telephone church
  04/17/24
It isn’t, retard
Wine yarmulke
  04/17/24
Kill urself
Bateful friendly grandma sandwich
  04/17/24
jump in front of a fuckin' truck
razzle-dazzle lodge
  04/17/24
Time to go quotemo bro
Racy queen of the night den
  04/17/24
...
Mildly Autistic Irradiated Feces Giraffe
  04/17/24
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Startled Aphrodisiac Twinkling Uncleanness Casino
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twinkling effete idea he suggested
  04/19/24
there aren't any shared features between "m" and &...
Sexy Dysfunction Whorehouse
  04/17/24
Nigger
Plum rebellious masturbator
  04/18/24
Tell us more about labial things
Red Razzle Affirmative Action
  04/19/24
you're done here
Red Razzle Affirmative Action
  04/19/24
gbti
cracking ebony kitty
  04/19/24
sLaM PiG
Sticky tank
  04/17/24
...
geriatric jet lettuce lay
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Mildly Autistic Irradiated Feces Giraffe
  04/18/24
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twinkling effete idea he suggested
  04/19/24
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fear-inspiring stirring faggotry old irish cottage
  04/17/24
...
geriatric jet lettuce lay
  04/18/24
"cumbucket"
ultramarine parlor pistol
  04/17/24
saddest thing is these women eventually marry some dork who ...
Vigorous sick temple pozpig
  04/18/24
it's absolutely fucking 180
Crystalline gaming laptop
  04/18/24
not like this, I know these things
elite swollen telephone church
  04/18/24
wow
diverse greedy sanctuary factory reset button
  04/18/24
lol'd. this made me think of a few neighbors I have differen...
laughsome zombie-like gas station goal in life
  04/19/24
...
twinkling effete idea he suggested
  04/19/24
seeing high school clique play out as an adult is like watch...
cyan regret house
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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:46 PM
Author: geriatric jet lettuce lay

it's a Great word

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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:47 PM
Author: elite swollen telephone church

It's Shakespearean imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590720)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:47 PM
Author: diverse greedy sanctuary factory reset button



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:47 PM
Author: geriatric jet lettuce lay

cr. cr.

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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:59 PM
Author: twinkling effete idea he suggested



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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:00 PM
Author: violet shivering persian spot



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:48 PM
Author: twinkling effete idea he suggested

It applies to a very specific type of woman. For me, there's a normal distribution of fatness to hot ratio. Rail thin women aren't my type. "Healthy" women are my type. A slampig is when they get a little over the peak so they're not the optimum fat level, but they're still attractive. Just a little too fat. They're fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590733)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:50 PM
Author: geriatric jet lettuce lay

UUUUUUNNNNNGGGGGGHNNN--

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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:53 PM
Author: elite swollen telephone church

There's a class distinction built in here too as well as a certain attitude

It's multifaceted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590759)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:55 PM
Author: twinkling effete idea he suggested

You're right. They're usually LMC or straight up poor and are generally cheerful. I'm a big fan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590775)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 10:56 PM
Author: Racy queen of the night den

Which non-white races, if any, are eligible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592259)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 2:59 PM
Author: twinkling effete idea he suggested

Blacks can not be slampigs as their faces fatten up at a faster rate than other races. A key characteristic of the slam pig is they must have an otherwise attractive face. Asian slampigs are incredibly rare, as their fat distribution is usually unseemly, but it is possible. Latina slampigs are plentiful, but once they hit 25-30 it's downhill. Whites have a good amount, and also go downhill like latinas, albeit at a slower rate. I'd say the best slampigs are actually Middle Eastern, they somehow can gain the most weight while maintaining a shapely form. I am currently not at my computer, but I have a specific example in mind that I will post later to prove my point.

Feel free to disagree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47593227)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:56 PM
Author: geriatric jet lettuce lay

it's a very elegant and multi-faceted topic, kinda like BBW ranching

this is a topic that needs to be explored further

i'm gonna rent out a doubletree hotel lobby for a consortium on this details to cum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590783)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:58 PM
Author: elite swollen telephone church

Convention should be in Nashville they have an outsized population of subjects for study

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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:59 PM
Author: geriatric jet lettuce lay

cr, friend

originally i was thinking Tallahassee but yeah think Nashville would work better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590795)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 10:11 PM
Author: twinkling effete idea he suggested

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PD4XsoeNZU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592149)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 10:54 PM
Author: Crystalline gaming laptop

Orlando is the slampig capital imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592257)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 9:37 AM
Author: Mildly Autistic Irradiated Feces Giraffe

Opryland Slampig Symposium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592720)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 10:53 PM
Author: Racy queen of the night den

Really need a pic or ten to be sure I’m on the same page here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592252)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 10:56 PM
Author: twinkling effete idea he suggested

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Date: April 17th, 2024 10:58 PM
Author: geriatric jet lettuce lay

1

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0

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Date: April 17th, 2024 10:58 PM
Author: Racy queen of the night den

Aw HELL yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592267)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 9:21 AM
Author: elite swollen telephone church

(tenured scholar in slampig studies)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592707)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 9:38 AM
Author: Mildly Autistic Irradiated Feces Giraffe

MFCR

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Date: April 18th, 2024 8:53 PM
Author: Startled Aphrodisiac Twinkling Uncleanness Casino

moar

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Date: April 18th, 2024 8:55 PM
Author: Wine yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47594202)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 2:42 PM
Author: cracking ebony kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47595730)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:00 PM
Author: Rambunctious theater stage

Imo there will be more slampigs than cicadas in the year 2040.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590804)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:01 PM
Author: geriatric jet lettuce lay

and here's why this is a good thing tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590806)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:01 PM
Author: twinkling effete idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590810)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:04 PM
Author: violet shivering persian spot

at least there's some things to look forward to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590820)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:02 PM
Author: Frozen sable alpha field

slamhog is better IMO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590811)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:02 PM
Author: geriatric jet lettuce lay

get out of my thread. now.

i'm not asking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590812)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:04 PM
Author: twinkling effete idea he suggested

hard disagree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590823)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:04 PM
Author: violet shivering persian spot

I'm going to kill you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590824)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:05 PM
Author: Rambunctious theater stage

Please just GO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590829)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:11 PM
Author: diverse greedy sanctuary factory reset button

*eyes narrow in disgust and contempt*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590852)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:16 PM
Author: elite swollen telephone church

I would say go pumo but well....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590871)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 4:16 PM
Author: Wine yarmulke

It isn’t, retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47591213)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: Bateful friendly grandma sandwich

Kill urself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47591273)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 10:37 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle lodge

jump in front of a fuckin' truck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592196)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 10:53 PM
Author: Racy queen of the night den

Time to go quotemo bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592254)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 10:56 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Irradiated Feces Giraffe



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Date: April 18th, 2024 8:54 PM
Author: Startled Aphrodisiac Twinkling Uncleanness Casino



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Date: April 19th, 2024 12:52 AM
Author: twinkling effete idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47594570)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 11:19 PM
Author: Sexy Dysfunction Whorehouse

there aren't any shared features between "m" and "h"

whereas "m" and "p" share location, bilabial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592336)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 9:18 AM
Author: Plum rebellious masturbator

Nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592705)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 2:06 AM
Author: Red Razzle Affirmative Action

Tell us more about labial things

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47594613)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 2:06 AM
Author: Red Razzle Affirmative Action

you're done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47594614)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 2:42 PM
Author: cracking ebony kitty

gbti

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Date: April 17th, 2024 3:55 PM
Author: Sticky tank

sLaM PiG

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Date: April 17th, 2024 10:36 PM
Author: geriatric jet lettuce lay



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Date: April 18th, 2024 9:37 AM
Author: Mildly Autistic Irradiated Feces Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592718)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 2:24 AM
Author: twinkling effete idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47594632)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 4:17 PM
Author: fear-inspiring stirring faggotry old irish cottage



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Date: April 18th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: geriatric jet lettuce lay



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Date: April 17th, 2024 4:21 PM
Author: ultramarine parlor pistol

"cumbucket"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47591223)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 12:12 AM
Author: Vigorous sick temple pozpig

saddest thing is these women eventually marry some dork who was stoked to pull her. We have a few married couples like this in my neighborhood and everytime I see the 6/10 slightly chubby wife and the 5'10 unathletic dude, I laugh to myself thinking about how much cock she took before she settled for the jv soccer player.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592455)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 12:20 AM
Author: Crystalline gaming laptop

it's absolutely fucking 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592462)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 6:39 AM
Author: elite swollen telephone church

not like this, I know these things

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592647)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 3:03 PM
Author: diverse greedy sanctuary factory reset button

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47593239)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 1:43 PM
Author: laughsome zombie-like gas station goal in life

lol'd. this made me think of a few neighbors I have differently.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47595551)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: twinkling effete idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47595555)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 2:41 PM
Author: cyan regret house

seeing high school clique play out as an adult is like watching a live sociology experiment. its both sad and fascinating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47595727)