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i dunno why but the technical term "slampig" just kills me every time i see it

it's a Great word
brass selfie
  04/17/24
It's Shakespearean imo
Spruce concupiscible incel
  04/17/24
...
vibrant kitchen sneaky criminal
  04/17/24
cr. cr.
brass selfie
  04/17/24
...
cracking well-lubricated center french chef
  04/17/24
...
navy dashing newt voyeur
  04/17/24
It applies to a very specific type of woman. For me, there's...
cracking well-lubricated center french chef
  04/17/24
UUUUUUNNNNNGGGGGGHNNN--
brass selfie
  04/17/24
There's a class distinction built in here too as well as a c...
Spruce concupiscible incel
  04/17/24
You're right. They're usually LMC or straight up poor and ar...
cracking well-lubricated center french chef
  04/17/24
Which non-white races, if any, are eligible?
Appetizing Green Corn Cake
  04/17/24
Blacks can not be slampigs as their faces fatten up at a fas...
cracking well-lubricated center french chef
  04/18/24
it's a very elegant and multi-faceted topic, kinda like BBW ...
brass selfie
  04/17/24
Convention should be in Nashville they have an outsized popu...
Spruce concupiscible incel
  04/17/24
cr, friend originally i was thinking Tallahassee but yeah...
brass selfie
  04/17/24
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PD4XsoeNZU
cracking well-lubricated center french chef
  04/17/24
Orlando is the slampig capital imo
buff titillating address sound barrier
  04/17/24
Opryland Slampig Symposium
startled national messiness
  04/18/24
Really need a pic or ten to be sure I’m on the same pa...
Appetizing Green Corn Cake
  04/17/24
https://files.catbox.moe/vkemm0.jpeg https://ibb.co/yftd5...
cracking well-lubricated center french chef
  04/17/24
1 8 0
brass selfie
  04/17/24
Aw HELL yeah
Appetizing Green Corn Cake
  04/17/24
(tenured scholar in slampig studies)
Spruce concupiscible incel
  04/18/24
MFCR
startled national messiness
  04/18/24
moar
At-the-ready Self-absorbed Rehab
  04/18/24
...
Beady-eyed University Psychic
  04/18/24
...
Lake sadistic sweet tailpipe
  04/19/24
Imo there will be more slampigs than cicadas in the year 204...
Crimson Crackhouse
  04/17/24
and here's why this is a good thing tp
brass selfie
  04/17/24
...
cracking well-lubricated center french chef
  04/17/24
at least there's some things to look forward to
navy dashing newt voyeur
  04/17/24
slamhog is better IMO
Contagious garnet legal warrant
  04/17/24
get out of my thread. now. i'm not asking
brass selfie
  04/17/24
hard disagree
cracking well-lubricated center french chef
  04/17/24
I'm going to kill you
navy dashing newt voyeur
  04/17/24
Please just GO
Crimson Crackhouse
  04/17/24
*eyes narrow in disgust and contempt*
vibrant kitchen sneaky criminal
  04/17/24
I would say go pumo but well....
Spruce concupiscible incel
  04/17/24
It isn’t, retard
Beady-eyed University Psychic
  04/17/24
Kill urself
Autistic amber point
  04/17/24
jump in front of a fuckin' truck
Brilliant Kitty Cat Roommate
  04/17/24
Time to go quotemo bro
Appetizing Green Corn Cake
  04/17/24
...
startled national messiness
  04/17/24
...
At-the-ready Self-absorbed Rehab
  04/18/24
...
cracking well-lubricated center french chef
  04/19/24
there aren't any shared features between "m" and &...
wonderful narrow-minded hunting ground
  04/17/24
Nigger
Bat Shit Crazy Step-uncle's House New Version
  04/18/24
Tell us more about labial things
Irradiated chapel travel guidebook
  04/19/24
you're done here
Irradiated chapel travel guidebook
  04/19/24
gbti
Lake sadistic sweet tailpipe
  04/19/24
sLaM PiG
mustard plaza
  04/17/24
...
brass selfie
  04/17/24
...
startled national messiness
  04/18/24
...
cracking well-lubricated center french chef
  04/19/24
...
Honey-headed elite yarmulke trump supporter
  04/17/24
...
brass selfie
  04/18/24
"cumbucket"
multi-colored zippy den genital piercing
  04/17/24
saddest thing is these women eventually marry some dork who ...
abusive stead background story
  04/18/24
it's absolutely fucking 180
buff titillating address sound barrier
  04/18/24
not like this, I know these things
Spruce concupiscible incel
  04/18/24
wow
vibrant kitchen sneaky criminal
  04/18/24
lol'd. this made me think of a few neighbors I have differen...
Olive Location
  04/19/24
...
cracking well-lubricated center french chef
  04/19/24
seeing high school clique play out as an adult is like watch...
Glittery Indirect Expression
  04/19/24


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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:46 PM
Author: brass selfie

it's a Great word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590715)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:47 PM
Author: Spruce concupiscible incel

It's Shakespearean imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590720)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:47 PM
Author: vibrant kitchen sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590723)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:47 PM
Author: brass selfie

cr. cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590725)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:59 PM
Author: cracking well-lubricated center french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590799)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:00 PM
Author: navy dashing newt voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590803)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:48 PM
Author: cracking well-lubricated center french chef

It applies to a very specific type of woman. For me, there's a normal distribution of fatness to hot ratio. Rail thin women aren't my type. "Healthy" women are my type. A slampig is when they get a little over the peak so they're not the optimum fat level, but they're still attractive. Just a little too fat. They're fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590733)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:50 PM
Author: brass selfie

UUUUUUNNNNNGGGGGGHNNN--

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590740)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:53 PM
Author: Spruce concupiscible incel

There's a class distinction built in here too as well as a certain attitude

It's multifaceted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590759)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:55 PM
Author: cracking well-lubricated center french chef

You're right. They're usually LMC or straight up poor and are generally cheerful. I'm a big fan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590775)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 10:56 PM
Author: Appetizing Green Corn Cake

Which non-white races, if any, are eligible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592259)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 2:59 PM
Author: cracking well-lubricated center french chef

Blacks can not be slampigs as their faces fatten up at a faster rate than other races. A key characteristic of the slam pig is they must have an otherwise attractive face. Asian slampigs are incredibly rare, as their fat distribution is usually unseemly, but it is possible. Latina slampigs are plentiful, but once they hit 25-30 it's downhill. Whites have a good amount, and also go downhill like latinas, albeit at a slower rate. I'd say the best slampigs are actually Middle Eastern, they somehow can gain the most weight while maintaining a shapely form. I am currently not at my computer, but I have a specific example in mind that I will post later to prove my point.

Feel free to disagree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47593227)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:56 PM
Author: brass selfie

it's a very elegant and multi-faceted topic, kinda like BBW ranching

this is a topic that needs to be explored further

i'm gonna rent out a doubletree hotel lobby for a consortium on this details to cum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590783)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:58 PM
Author: Spruce concupiscible incel

Convention should be in Nashville they have an outsized population of subjects for study

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590791)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:59 PM
Author: brass selfie

cr, friend

originally i was thinking Tallahassee but yeah think Nashville would work better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590795)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 10:11 PM
Author: cracking well-lubricated center french chef

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PD4XsoeNZU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592149)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 10:54 PM
Author: buff titillating address sound barrier

Orlando is the slampig capital imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592257)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 9:37 AM
Author: startled national messiness

Opryland Slampig Symposium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592720)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 10:53 PM
Author: Appetizing Green Corn Cake

Really need a pic or ten to be sure I’m on the same page here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592252)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 10:56 PM
Author: cracking well-lubricated center french chef

https://files.catbox.moe/vkemm0.jpeg

https://ibb.co/yftd5Gv

https://ibb.co/qDD5L4R

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592262)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 10:58 PM
Author: brass selfie

1

8

0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592264)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 10:58 PM
Author: Appetizing Green Corn Cake

Aw HELL yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592267)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 9:21 AM
Author: Spruce concupiscible incel

(tenured scholar in slampig studies)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592707)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 9:38 AM
Author: startled national messiness

MFCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592723)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 8:53 PM
Author: At-the-ready Self-absorbed Rehab

moar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47594197)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 8:55 PM
Author: Beady-eyed University Psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47594202)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 2:42 PM
Author: Lake sadistic sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47595730)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:00 PM
Author: Crimson Crackhouse

Imo there will be more slampigs than cicadas in the year 2040.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590804)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:01 PM
Author: brass selfie

and here's why this is a good thing tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590806)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:01 PM
Author: cracking well-lubricated center french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590810)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:04 PM
Author: navy dashing newt voyeur

at least there's some things to look forward to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590820)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:02 PM
Author: Contagious garnet legal warrant

slamhog is better IMO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590811)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:02 PM
Author: brass selfie

get out of my thread. now.

i'm not asking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590812)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:04 PM
Author: cracking well-lubricated center french chef

hard disagree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590823)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:04 PM
Author: navy dashing newt voyeur

I'm going to kill you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590824)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:05 PM
Author: Crimson Crackhouse

Please just GO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590829)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:11 PM
Author: vibrant kitchen sneaky criminal

*eyes narrow in disgust and contempt*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590852)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:16 PM
Author: Spruce concupiscible incel

I would say go pumo but well....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590871)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 4:16 PM
Author: Beady-eyed University Psychic

It isn’t, retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47591213)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: Autistic amber point

Kill urself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47591273)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 10:37 PM
Author: Brilliant Kitty Cat Roommate

jump in front of a fuckin' truck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592196)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 10:53 PM
Author: Appetizing Green Corn Cake

Time to go quotemo bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592254)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 10:56 PM
Author: startled national messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592261)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 8:54 PM
Author: At-the-ready Self-absorbed Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47594201)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 12:52 AM
Author: cracking well-lubricated center french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47594570)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 11:19 PM
Author: wonderful narrow-minded hunting ground

there aren't any shared features between "m" and "h"

whereas "m" and "p" share location, bilabial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592336)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 9:18 AM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Step-uncle's House New Version

Nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592705)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 2:06 AM
Author: Irradiated chapel travel guidebook

Tell us more about labial things

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47594613)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 2:06 AM
Author: Irradiated chapel travel guidebook

you're done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47594614)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 2:42 PM
Author: Lake sadistic sweet tailpipe

gbti

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47595733)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 3:55 PM
Author: mustard plaza

sLaM PiG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47591145)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 10:36 PM
Author: brass selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592190)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 9:37 AM
Author: startled national messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592718)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 2:24 AM
Author: cracking well-lubricated center french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47594632)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 4:17 PM
Author: Honey-headed elite yarmulke trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47591214)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: brass selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592452)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 4:21 PM
Author: multi-colored zippy den genital piercing

"cumbucket"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47591223)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 12:12 AM
Author: abusive stead background story

saddest thing is these women eventually marry some dork who was stoked to pull her. We have a few married couples like this in my neighborhood and everytime I see the 6/10 slightly chubby wife and the 5'10 unathletic dude, I laugh to myself thinking about how much cock she took before she settled for the jv soccer player.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592455)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 12:20 AM
Author: buff titillating address sound barrier

it's absolutely fucking 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592462)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 6:39 AM
Author: Spruce concupiscible incel

not like this, I know these things

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592647)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 3:03 PM
Author: vibrant kitchen sneaky criminal

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47593239)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 1:43 PM
Author: Olive Location

lol'd. this made me think of a few neighbors I have differently.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47595551)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: cracking well-lubricated center french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47595555)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 2:41 PM
Author: Glittery Indirect Expression

seeing high school clique play out as an adult is like watching a live sociology experiment. its both sad and fascinating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47595727)