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i dunno why but the technical term "slampig" just kills me every time i see it

it's a Great word
Hyperactive fanboi
  04/17/24
It's Shakespearean imo
Maroon Hateful Stage
  04/17/24
...
Plum racy roommate tanning salon
  04/17/24
cr. cr.
Hyperactive fanboi
  04/17/24
...
High-end Cumskin
  04/17/24
...
Lascivious area death wish
  04/17/24
It applies to a very specific type of woman. For me, there's...
High-end Cumskin
  04/17/24
UUUUUUNNNNNGGGGGGHNNN--
Hyperactive fanboi
  04/17/24
There's a class distinction built in here too as well as a c...
Maroon Hateful Stage
  04/17/24
You're right. They're usually LMC or straight up poor and ar...
High-end Cumskin
  04/17/24
Which non-white races, if any, are eligible?
Glittery fear-inspiring heaven
  04/17/24
Blacks can not be slampigs as their faces fatten up at a fas...
High-end Cumskin
  04/18/24
it's a very elegant and multi-faceted topic, kinda like BBW ...
Hyperactive fanboi
  04/17/24
Convention should be in Nashville they have an outsized popu...
Maroon Hateful Stage
  04/17/24
cr, friend originally i was thinking Tallahassee but yeah...
Hyperactive fanboi
  04/17/24
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PD4XsoeNZU
High-end Cumskin
  04/17/24
Orlando is the slampig capital imo
Provocative office
  04/17/24
Opryland Slampig Symposium
Vibrant frozen property really tough guy
  04/18/24
Really need a pic or ten to be sure I’m on the same pa...
Glittery fear-inspiring heaven
  04/17/24
https://files.catbox.moe/vkemm0.jpeg https://ibb.co/yftd5...
High-end Cumskin
  04/17/24
1 8 0
Hyperactive fanboi
  04/17/24
Aw HELL yeah
Glittery fear-inspiring heaven
  04/17/24
(tenured scholar in slampig studies)
Maroon Hateful Stage
  04/18/24
MFCR
Vibrant frozen property really tough guy
  04/18/24
moar
razzmatazz mediation
  04/18/24
...
Hideous Aphrodisiac Corner
  04/18/24
...
exhilarant national
  04/19/24
Imo there will be more slampigs than cicadas in the year 204...
bisexual cuckoldry
  04/17/24
and here's why this is a good thing tp
Hyperactive fanboi
  04/17/24
...
High-end Cumskin
  04/17/24
at least there's some things to look forward to
Lascivious area death wish
  04/17/24
slamhog is better IMO
Nudist Persian Foreskin
  04/17/24
get out of my thread. now. i'm not asking
Hyperactive fanboi
  04/17/24
hard disagree
High-end Cumskin
  04/17/24
I'm going to kill you
Lascivious area death wish
  04/17/24
Please just GO
bisexual cuckoldry
  04/17/24
*eyes narrow in disgust and contempt*
Plum racy roommate tanning salon
  04/17/24
I would say go pumo but well....
Maroon Hateful Stage
  04/17/24
It isn’t, retard
Hideous Aphrodisiac Corner
  04/17/24
Kill urself
misunderstood azure background story
  04/17/24
jump in front of a fuckin' truck
motley pisswyrm
  04/17/24
Time to go quotemo bro
Glittery fear-inspiring heaven
  04/17/24
...
Vibrant frozen property really tough guy
  04/17/24
...
razzmatazz mediation
  04/18/24
...
High-end Cumskin
  04/19/24
there aren't any shared features between "m" and &...
drunken big chapel fat ankles
  04/17/24
Nigger
hairraiser turdskin chad
  04/18/24
Tell us more about labial things
Curious claret depressive school cafeteria
  04/19/24
you're done here
Curious claret depressive school cafeteria
  04/19/24
gbti
exhilarant national
  04/19/24
sLaM PiG
Cerise boltzmann
  04/17/24
...
Hyperactive fanboi
  04/17/24
...
Vibrant frozen property really tough guy
  04/18/24
...
High-end Cumskin
  04/19/24
...
buff alcoholic resort
  04/17/24
...
Hyperactive fanboi
  04/18/24
"cumbucket"
Khaki Range Regret
  04/17/24
saddest thing is these women eventually marry some dork who ...
judgmental irradiated theatre kitty cat
  04/18/24
it's absolutely fucking 180
Provocative office
  04/18/24
not like this, I know these things
Maroon Hateful Stage
  04/18/24
wow
Plum racy roommate tanning salon
  04/18/24
lol'd. this made me think of a few neighbors I have differen...
Bronze Cerebral Site Alpha
  04/19/24
...
High-end Cumskin
  04/19/24
seeing high school clique play out as an adult is like watch...
Dashing philosopher-king
  04/19/24


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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:46 PM
Author: Hyperactive fanboi

it's a Great word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590715)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:47 PM
Author: Maroon Hateful Stage

It's Shakespearean imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590720)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:47 PM
Author: Plum racy roommate tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590723)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:47 PM
Author: Hyperactive fanboi

cr. cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590725)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:59 PM
Author: High-end Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590799)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:00 PM
Author: Lascivious area death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590803)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:48 PM
Author: High-end Cumskin

It applies to a very specific type of woman. For me, there's a normal distribution of fatness to hot ratio. Rail thin women aren't my type. "Healthy" women are my type. A slampig is when they get a little over the peak so they're not the optimum fat level, but they're still attractive. Just a little too fat. They're fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590733)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:50 PM
Author: Hyperactive fanboi

UUUUUUNNNNNGGGGGGHNNN--

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590740)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:53 PM
Author: Maroon Hateful Stage

There's a class distinction built in here too as well as a certain attitude

It's multifaceted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590759)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:55 PM
Author: High-end Cumskin

You're right. They're usually LMC or straight up poor and are generally cheerful. I'm a big fan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590775)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 10:56 PM
Author: Glittery fear-inspiring heaven

Which non-white races, if any, are eligible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592259)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 2:59 PM
Author: High-end Cumskin

Blacks can not be slampigs as their faces fatten up at a faster rate than other races. A key characteristic of the slam pig is they must have an otherwise attractive face. Asian slampigs are incredibly rare, as their fat distribution is usually unseemly, but it is possible. Latina slampigs are plentiful, but once they hit 25-30 it's downhill. Whites have a good amount, and also go downhill like latinas, albeit at a slower rate. I'd say the best slampigs are actually Middle Eastern, they somehow can gain the most weight while maintaining a shapely form. I am currently not at my computer, but I have a specific example in mind that I will post later to prove my point.

Feel free to disagree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47593227)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:56 PM
Author: Hyperactive fanboi

it's a very elegant and multi-faceted topic, kinda like BBW ranching

this is a topic that needs to be explored further

i'm gonna rent out a doubletree hotel lobby for a consortium on this details to cum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590783)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:58 PM
Author: Maroon Hateful Stage

Convention should be in Nashville they have an outsized population of subjects for study

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590791)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:59 PM
Author: Hyperactive fanboi

cr, friend

originally i was thinking Tallahassee but yeah think Nashville would work better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590795)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 10:11 PM
Author: High-end Cumskin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PD4XsoeNZU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592149)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 10:54 PM
Author: Provocative office

Orlando is the slampig capital imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592257)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 9:37 AM
Author: Vibrant frozen property really tough guy

Opryland Slampig Symposium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592720)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 10:53 PM
Author: Glittery fear-inspiring heaven

Really need a pic or ten to be sure I’m on the same page here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592252)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 10:56 PM
Author: High-end Cumskin

https://files.catbox.moe/vkemm0.jpeg

https://ibb.co/yftd5Gv

https://ibb.co/qDD5L4R

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592262)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 10:58 PM
Author: Hyperactive fanboi

1

8

0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592264)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 10:58 PM
Author: Glittery fear-inspiring heaven

Aw HELL yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592267)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 9:21 AM
Author: Maroon Hateful Stage

(tenured scholar in slampig studies)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592707)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 9:38 AM
Author: Vibrant frozen property really tough guy

MFCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592723)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 8:53 PM
Author: razzmatazz mediation

moar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47594197)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 8:55 PM
Author: Hideous Aphrodisiac Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47594202)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 2:42 PM
Author: exhilarant national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47595730)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:00 PM
Author: bisexual cuckoldry

Imo there will be more slampigs than cicadas in the year 2040.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590804)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:01 PM
Author: Hyperactive fanboi

and here's why this is a good thing tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590806)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:01 PM
Author: High-end Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590810)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:04 PM
Author: Lascivious area death wish

at least there's some things to look forward to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590820)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:02 PM
Author: Nudist Persian Foreskin

slamhog is better IMO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590811)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:02 PM
Author: Hyperactive fanboi

get out of my thread. now.

i'm not asking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590812)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:04 PM
Author: High-end Cumskin

hard disagree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590823)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:04 PM
Author: Lascivious area death wish

I'm going to kill you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590824)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:05 PM
Author: bisexual cuckoldry

Please just GO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590829)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:11 PM
Author: Plum racy roommate tanning salon

*eyes narrow in disgust and contempt*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590852)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:16 PM
Author: Maroon Hateful Stage

I would say go pumo but well....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590871)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 4:16 PM
Author: Hideous Aphrodisiac Corner

It isn’t, retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47591213)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: misunderstood azure background story

Kill urself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47591273)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 10:37 PM
Author: motley pisswyrm

jump in front of a fuckin' truck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592196)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 10:53 PM
Author: Glittery fear-inspiring heaven

Time to go quotemo bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592254)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 10:56 PM
Author: Vibrant frozen property really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592261)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 8:54 PM
Author: razzmatazz mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47594201)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 12:52 AM
Author: High-end Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47594570)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 11:19 PM
Author: drunken big chapel fat ankles

there aren't any shared features between "m" and "h"

whereas "m" and "p" share location, bilabial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592336)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 9:18 AM
Author: hairraiser turdskin chad

Nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592705)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 2:06 AM
Author: Curious claret depressive school cafeteria

Tell us more about labial things

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47594613)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 2:06 AM
Author: Curious claret depressive school cafeteria

you're done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47594614)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 2:42 PM
Author: exhilarant national

gbti

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47595733)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 3:55 PM
Author: Cerise boltzmann

sLaM PiG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47591145)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 10:36 PM
Author: Hyperactive fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592190)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 9:37 AM
Author: Vibrant frozen property really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592718)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 2:24 AM
Author: High-end Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47594632)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 4:17 PM
Author: buff alcoholic resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47591214)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: Hyperactive fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592452)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 4:21 PM
Author: Khaki Range Regret

"cumbucket"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47591223)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 12:12 AM
Author: judgmental irradiated theatre kitty cat

saddest thing is these women eventually marry some dork who was stoked to pull her. We have a few married couples like this in my neighborhood and everytime I see the 6/10 slightly chubby wife and the 5'10 unathletic dude, I laugh to myself thinking about how much cock she took before she settled for the jv soccer player.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592455)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 12:20 AM
Author: Provocative office

it's absolutely fucking 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592462)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 6:39 AM
Author: Maroon Hateful Stage

not like this, I know these things

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592647)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 3:03 PM
Author: Plum racy roommate tanning salon

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47593239)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 1:43 PM
Author: Bronze Cerebral Site Alpha

lol'd. this made me think of a few neighbors I have differently.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47595551)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: High-end Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47595555)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 2:41 PM
Author: Dashing philosopher-king

seeing high school clique play out as an adult is like watching a live sociology experiment. its both sad and fascinating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47595727)