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Taylor Swift is 42 years and still writes lyrics like she’s 20
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Date: April 19th, 2024 8:17 AM Author: Zippy senate Embarrassing
'You didn't measure up in any measure of a man. I would have died for your sins but instead I just died inside. You deserve prison, but you won't get time. You will slide into inboxes and slip through the bars.' |
Date: April 19th, 2024 8:38 AM Author: spectacular menage really tough guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519360&forum_id=2#47594931) |
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Date: April 19th, 2024 5:11 PM Author: Mint wrinkle death wish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519360&forum_id=2#47596090) |
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Date: April 19th, 2024 8:45 AM Author: Laughsome buff roast beef i have this problem where i get older but never wiser and nighttimes become my afternoons (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519360&forum_id=2#47594939) |
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Date: April 19th, 2024 9:27 AM Author: irradiated site idiot Taylor Swift isn’t writing shit. She outsourced that to Ed Sheeran (lyrics) and Aaron Dessner (instrumental) years ago. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519360&forum_id=2#47595006) |
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Date: April 19th, 2024 9:31 AM Author: Yellow party of the first part Stick with what works, with what got her here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519360&forum_id=2#47595016) |
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Date: April 19th, 2024 5:11 PM Author: Mint wrinkle death wish yeah it made her a billionaire, why would she change?
she'll be 80 in diapers still whining about men in the style of a teenager |
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Date: April 19th, 2024 9:31 AM Author: Yellow party of the first part It’s still amazing she managed to accomplish all this without being a Madonna/brittney-level whore (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519360&forum_id=2#47595017) |
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Date: April 19th, 2024 10:06 AM Author: Odious Locus She has probably slept with as many dudes as brittany. She just uses the “dating” loophole to cover for it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519360&forum_id=2#47595062) |
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Date: April 19th, 2024 10:08 AM Author: Yellow party of the first part yeah but she sings and writes about “boyfriends,” not random sex encounters . and her performances and videos aren’t super sexual (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519360&forum_id=2#47595067) |
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Date: April 19th, 2024 10:05 AM Author: Odious Locus She has a shtick that made her a billionaire. Might as well stick with it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519360&forum_id=2#47595060) |
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Date: April 19th, 2024 10:15 AM Author: electric business firm hominid sure but once you're rich wouldn't you want to branch out a bit if you were a legit artist? (which she's not btw) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519360&forum_id=2#47595081) |
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Date: April 19th, 2024 5:12 PM Author: Mint wrinkle death wish she's a mentally blown out GC whore, a demon in the skin of a woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519360&forum_id=2#47596094) |
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Date: April 19th, 2024 5:12 PM Author: Mint wrinkle death wish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519360&forum_id=2#47596093) |
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Date: April 19th, 2024 10:13 AM Author: Wild mind-boggling set laser beams She's 34. Why are you trying to make her almost a decade older? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519360&forum_id=2#47595074) |
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Date: April 19th, 2024 10:20 AM Author: Diverse cuckoldry rigor RSF is 42 and still poasts like he's 20, what's the big deal? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519360&forum_id=2#47595093) |
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Date: April 19th, 2024 5:12 PM Author: Mint wrinkle death wish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519360&forum_id=2#47596095) |
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Date: April 19th, 2024 12:18 PM Author: Fragrant filthy national pisswyrm age is flame? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519360&forum_id=2#47595320) |
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Date: April 19th, 2024 1:52 PM Author: Plum location I kinda think she's a genius. She's managed to take a TON of dick but not come across as a whore + she's a legit billionaire.
whatever the fuck she's doing is working and she has the added benefit of having a variety of semen pumped instead of her |
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Date: April 19th, 2024 1:54 PM Author: Indigo insane cumskin rehab shes a psycho whore. you people just see what you want to see (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519360&forum_id=2#47595579) |
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Date: April 19th, 2024 1:55 PM Author: razzmatazz rough-skinned masturbator market Isn't Larry David about 70 years old and on his Curb Your Enthusiasm so he's always heavy into the dating game. At his age that's laughable (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519360&forum_id=2#47595585) |
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Date: April 19th, 2024 5:07 PM Author: Zippy senate https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13328767/Taylor-Swift-worst-lyrics-ranked-cringe-tortured-poets-department.html
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'God save the most judgmental creeps / Who say they want what's best for me / Sanctimoniously performing soliloquies I'll never see'
Track: 'But Daddy I Love Him'
What in the thesaurus?
Bizarrely, this song seems to be aimed at fans who took umbrage at her short-lived romance with accused-racist Matty Healy.
Surprise Swifties! Now you have your own song about how much Taylor wants to break up…. with you!
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'Now I'm down bad, crying at the gym'
Track: 'Down Bad'
For those not aged 15 or under – to be 'down bad' is to be shamelessly keen for a sexual relationship. Taylor Swift is 34.
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'His hands so calloused from his pistol softly traces hearts on my face'
Track: 'I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can)'
Really, Taylor? Are we honestly to believe Indie rocker nepo-baby Matthew Timothy Healy, son of British daytime TV host Denise Welch, is that much of a bad boy?
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'Who's afraid of little old me?... You should be'
Track: 'Who's Afraid of Little Old Me?'
Petrifying, Tay Tay! What's truly scary is how uninspired these lyrics are.
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'Touch me while your bros play Grand Theft Auto'
Track: 'So High School'
Reminder that these are the 'poems' of a woman approaching 40 years old.
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'My friends all smell like weed or little babies'
Track: 'Florida!!!'
Die-hard fans are highlighting this line for its particular genius. Smells desperate to me...
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'I'm an Aston Martin that you steered straight into the ditch / Then ran and hid'
Track: 'imgonnagetyouback'
Aston Martin! She's just like you and me!
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'You're not Dylan Thomas / I'm not Patti Smith / This ain't the Chelsea Hotel / We're modern idiots'
Track: 'The Tortured Poets Department'
I guess being self-aware counts for something, right?
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'We would pick a decade / We wished we could live in instead of this / I'd say the 1830s but without all the racists'
Track: 'I Hate It Here'
Beyond parody. This is one of the lyrics that I had to wait for the official release to check if it was real.
If no critic can muster the courage to call out this crap, I will officially believe that Swift is paying them all off.
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'You smokŠµd, then ate seven bars of chocolate / We declared Charlie Puth should be a bigger artist / I scratch your head, you fall asleep / Like a tattooed golden retriever'
Track: 'The Tortured Poets Department'
No contest. Maybe the worst set of lyrics I have ever laid eyes on.
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