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Bros, if you're put on PIP can you simply ask to be fired?

Before the pip ends, that way you can finish in YOUR terms a...
Ruby Resort Pervert
  04/19/24
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Ruby Resort Pervert
  04/19/24
Why would you do that? Ride out the jerb while you blitz loo...
turquoise hell
  04/19/24
Because it's in Europe and I will get 3 months anyway and I ...
Ruby Resort Pervert
  04/19/24
Lol how much of a lazy incompetent fuckstick are you if you&...
Provocative Skinny Woman Shrine
  04/20/24
They're retarded. The entire team's numbers are public for e...
Ruby Resort Pervert
  04/20/24
the product is shit? you’re shit
Out-of-control razzmatazz hospital therapy
  04/20/24
You're shit
Ruby Resort Pervert
  04/20/24
always be closing, friend
Out-of-control razzmatazz hospital therapy
  04/20/24
I can't be shit if everyone in the team has similar results ...
Ruby Resort Pervert
  04/20/24
is the whole team on a PIP you think or just you?
Provocative Skinny Woman Shrine
  04/22/24
Maintain your pipeline and keep activity levels up. I canned...
Provocative Skinny Woman Shrine
  04/20/24
...
olive whorehouse
  04/20/24
LJL at getting placed on a PIP. Get better, n00b
excitant disrespectful tanning salon
  04/19/24
what can you do to improve?
vigorous misunderstood deer antler parlour
  04/19/24
Ime it's impossible to be fired if u become great friends w ...
exhilarant crusty locale lettuce
  04/19/24
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Supple cyan queen of the night
  04/19/24
Lol fag, my numbers are the same as everyone else's. They're...
Ruby Resort Pervert
  04/19/24
CR. The only people we place on PIPs are people who literall...
Lavender mildly autistic corner
  04/19/24
You don't know jack shit about this. PIPs can be used simply...
Ruby Resort Pervert
  04/19/24
In Europe? LOL sure Do your fucking job, you lazy bum
Lavender mildly autistic corner
  04/19/24
You should cry and make a Tik tok about it
ebony dragon
  04/19/24
maybe you should consider that the guy who (i) managed his l...
splenetic medicated forum
  04/19/24
You seem to know quite a lot. What are those high paying job...
Ruby Resort Pervert
  04/20/24
anybody can be fired. but being forced to endure the indigni...
splenetic medicated forum
  04/20/24
You seem to have evaded my question, unless your reading com...
Ruby Resort Pervert
  04/20/24
you seem to be an autist, which probably explains why you&rs...
splenetic medicated forum
  04/21/24
I have one of them
excitant disrespectful tanning salon
  04/21/24
Ime we just do rifs and get done with it
Provocative Skinny Woman Shrine
  04/20/24
That's the best way to do things. Pips can backfire if you f...
Ruby Resort Pervert
  04/20/24
yea you put ppl on plans if they're doing bad, not because b...
Provocative Skinny Woman Shrine
  04/20/24
He should be both a programmer and also general counsel. Th...
Khaki blathering center
  04/20/24
yeah im sure they're just going to say "haha sure bro h...
Plum pozpig voyeur
  04/19/24
Thankfully I'm not in Amerikka. So this won't happen. Europe...
Ruby Resort Pervert
  04/19/24
In that case you'll have the opposite problem as I believe b...
Plum pozpig voyeur
  04/19/24
Dogshit poast You’re a faggot
ebony dragon
  04/19/24
titcr
Ruby Resort Pervert
  04/20/24
...
Drunken racy principal's office
  04/21/24
at my company, we will often give people the option of going...
razzle potus piazza
  04/19/24
Are you in HR? How do you offer the payout?
Ruby Resort Pervert
  04/20/24
Sure, just say "I'm satisfied with my performance just ...
arousing native indirect expression
  04/19/24
...
Drunken racy principal's office
  04/21/24
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Brass contagious stock car gaping
  04/23/24
Not sure how it works in Europe, but assume it is very diffe...
bespoke point
  04/19/24
Credited. This is the way to go and I'll literally do that.
Ruby Resort Pervert
  04/20/24
If you were placed on a PIP you have already asked to be fir...
Topaz thirsty gay wizard indian lodge
  04/19/24
Turn it around for a year, then youre in the clear
chrome hairraiser lodge
  04/19/24
TT recovered from being put on a PIP. https://xoxohth.com...
diverse frisky masturbator field
  04/20/24
You don't get it. The PIP is the best thing that could've ha...
Ruby Resort Pervert
  04/20/24
No, _you_ don’t get it. Rach doesn’t mess around...
diverse frisky masturbator field
  04/20/24
just ask them to shoot you
Domesticated Roommate Wrinkle
  04/20/24
...
ruddy passionate jap crackhouse
  04/20/24
nigger
mind-boggling hairy legs quadroon
  04/20/24
Usually thats considered quitting.
Rough-skinned rebellious site black woman
  04/20/24
Right, though once you're in a PIP, you can take advantage o...
Ruby Resort Pervert
  04/20/24
What if you get another jerb while on the pip, can you just ...
Lemon meetinghouse trump supporter
  04/20/24
I suppose I should.
Ruby Resort Pervert
  04/20/24
People like you should be beaten and left to be eaten by wol...
Rough-skinned rebellious site black woman
  04/20/24
I fucking love it when I manage to get someone livid without...
Ruby Resort Pervert
  04/20/24
Did you even bother to read what I wrote? I was Pipd despite...
Ruby Resort Pervert
  04/20/24
Every situation in a corporate environment where i actually ...
Rough-skinned rebellious site black woman
  04/21/24
Lmao, so this is all about *your* personal experience? T...
Ruby Resort Pervert
  04/22/24
What i see is a bunch of jews vomparing notes on how to sham...
Rough-skinned rebellious site black woman
  04/22/24
Why aren't you more MAF at the guy at the bottom of the thre...
Ruby Resort Pervert
  04/22/24
Wow i would love to hire that person.
Rough-skinned rebellious site black woman
  04/23/24
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C2c_onkJ7Ll/?igsh=MWJxMXFud3Q...
Ruby Resort Pervert
  04/22/24
Congratulations on identifying with the childish arguments o...
Rough-skinned rebellious site black woman
  04/23/24
Do you purposely misunderstand things or you’re that s...
Ruby Resort Pervert
  04/23/24
...
Ruby Resort Pervert
  04/20/24
don't quit on a PIP unless you find a new job because you'll...
Soggy casino sandwich
  04/20/24
if they threaten to fire you if you don't sign PIP paperwork...
Soggy casino sandwich
  04/20/24
Dude, I cannot stand one more day in this job. I wanted to q...
Ruby Resort Pervert
  04/20/24
that's why i gave you multiple options. just ride it out and...
Soggy casino sandwich
  04/20/24
I already sent the letter.
Ruby Resort Pervert
  04/20/24
lmao @ brown women
mind-boggling hairy legs quadroon
  04/20/24
This would be idiotic 1. You won't get severance if you r...
olive whorehouse
  04/20/24
But I want to take 2 months off, I don't want to get a job r...
Ruby Resort Pervert
  04/20/24
By the way, are you an employement lolyer? This is the ba...
Ruby Resort Pervert
  04/20/24
I got PIPd from Amazon and got 30k to leave
beady-eyed slimy church building
  04/20/24
Were you underperforming? Why did you get Pipd?
Ruby Resort Pervert
  04/20/24
I made one commit in 6 months
beady-eyed slimy church building
  04/20/24
I don't follow, you were in sales?
Ruby Resort Pervert
  04/20/24
Lol
ruddy passionate jap crackhouse
  04/20/24
lol
Ruby Resort Pervert
  04/20/24
Those Products don't just Manage themselves.
Plum pozpig voyeur
  04/20/24
I'm still laughing at this gem
ruddy passionate jap crackhouse
  04/20/24
I'm not in coding, retard. This is a law board. So you're a ...
Ruby Resort Pervert
  04/20/24
...
Milky crotch menage
  04/20/24
What did you do the rest of the time? Crazy that you were ab...
Ruby Resort Pervert
  04/20/24
Nothing really. It was WFH so I just did whatever I wanted.
beady-eyed slimy church building
  04/20/24
180 and what are you doing now? Were you able to get another...
Ruby Resort Pervert
  04/20/24
Another dev job WFH, yeah I was really happy to get a pip be...
beady-eyed slimy church building
  04/20/24
180 Did you major in CS or did you self teach? Why did...
Ruby Resort Pervert
  04/20/24
CS major Amazon sucks I make like 300k now which is f...
beady-eyed slimy church building
  04/20/24
That's fucking 180, man. Are you at a top company like Meta,...
Ruby Resort Pervert
  04/20/24
No just another f500 You can't break in right now. Market...
beady-eyed slimy church building
  04/21/24
its a sign to just apply for other jobs and slack for a few ...
coiffed canary hissy fit ticket booth
  04/21/24
180 thread
tantric state depressive
  04/21/24
lol at “capitalism”
Filthy house people who are hurt
  04/23/24


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Date: April 19th, 2024 5:11 PM
Author: Ruby Resort Pervert

Before the pip ends, that way you can finish in YOUR terms and not in theirs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47596087)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 5:30 PM
Author: Ruby Resort Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47596115)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 5:38 PM
Author: turquoise hell

Why would you do that? Ride out the jerb while you blitz looking for a new one. Cop unemployment if the end comes prior to you finding a new one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47596131)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 5:45 PM
Author: Ruby Resort Pervert

Because it's in Europe and I will get 3 months anyway and I would like to take 3-6 months off. There's also a chance that I don't necessarily get fired and I NEED to gtfo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47596133)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 8:42 AM
Author: Provocative Skinny Woman Shrine

Lol how much of a lazy incompetent fuckstick are you if you’re getting performance fired in commie shithole Europe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47596975)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 9:19 AM
Author: Ruby Resort Pervert

They're retarded. The entire team's numbers are public for everyone to see. Nobody is hitting targets, so I'm guessing everyone must be secretly on a pip. Their goals are unrealistic for the type of product we're selling, we can't fucking sell it to that many people, and competition is fierce.

I think they might be using this just to see if they can squeeze more out of us, but I will use it to get out.

It's funny how everyone hears PIP and immediately thinks you're a loser. The real loser here is the company. They don't sell because the product is shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597012)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 11:15 AM
Author: Out-of-control razzmatazz hospital therapy

the product is shit? you’re shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597269)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 11:16 AM
Author: Ruby Resort Pervert

You're shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597278)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 11:29 AM
Author: Out-of-control razzmatazz hospital therapy

always be closing, friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597327)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 3:13 PM
Author: Ruby Resort Pervert

I can't be shit if everyone in the team has similar results and targets are not being hit by anyone. So lol at your assessment. Why are you letting your rage online and not with a private psychotherapist?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597849)



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Date: April 22nd, 2024 4:49 PM
Author: Provocative Skinny Woman Shrine

is the whole team on a PIP you think or just you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47602318)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 11:34 AM
Author: Provocative Skinny Woman Shrine

Maintain your pipeline and keep activity levels up. I canned one of our highest performers a few years ago because he had a massive windfall client so just sat on his ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597341)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 10:55 AM
Author: olive whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597227)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 5:39 PM
Author: excitant disrespectful tanning salon

LJL at getting placed on a PIP. Get better, n00b

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47596132)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 5:48 PM
Author: vigorous misunderstood deer antler parlour

what can you do to improve?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47596135)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 5:50 PM
Author: exhilarant crusty locale lettuce

Ime it's impossible to be fired if u become great friends w people who matter

One time I came into work stinking drunk and threw up in the reception and it was laughed off and joked about for years

Another employee one time came in late and was fast tracked out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47596139)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 6:26 PM
Author: Supple cyan queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47596222)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 5:50 PM
Author: Ruby Resort Pervert

Lol fag, my numbers are the same as everyone else's. They're trying to hit targets that are impossible so they're squeezing the shit out of everyone. I'm sure everyone else is silently being Piped. I want out of here asap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47596138)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 5:51 PM
Author: Lavender mildly autistic corner

CR. The only people we place on PIPs are people who literally consistently don’t show up to work and never tell us why they’re absent — even after several warnings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47596141)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 5:53 PM
Author: Ruby Resort Pervert

You don't know jack shit about this. PIPs can be used simply to push people to hit targets. If the company fucked up for a long time and wants everyone to shape up fast, they will pip the entire team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47596150)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 5:54 PM
Author: Lavender mildly autistic corner

In Europe? LOL sure

Do your fucking job, you lazy bum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47596153)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 7:02 PM
Author: ebony dragon

You should cry and make a Tik tok about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47596278)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: splenetic medicated forum

maybe you should consider that the guy who (i) managed his life in such a way that he ends up in a job where he can be placed on a “pip,” and then (ii) managed that “career” in such a way that he ENDS UP on that pip, does not, in fact, know everything about everything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47596309)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 12:00 PM
Author: Ruby Resort Pervert

You seem to know quite a lot. What are those high paying jobs where you can never be placed on a pip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597396)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 2:35 PM
Author: splenetic medicated forum

anybody can be fired. but being forced to endure the indignity of a bureaucratic hr shrew pip kabuki dance, as opposed to just talking with whoever is actually making the decision, is ljl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597771)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 2:38 PM
Author: Ruby Resort Pervert

You seem to have evaded my question, unless your reading comp is that shitty. What are those respectable 180 high-paying jobs where there is no chance you'd ever be put on a pip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597775)



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Date: April 21st, 2024 12:13 AM
Author: splenetic medicated forum

you seem to be an autist, which probably explains why you’re so sensitive on the topic of pips. my point was not to call out the applicability of that system to every potential role at a given level or in a specific industry, but only as to how it might apply to a certain individual in that role or industry. i do wish you luck with your next career failure in waiting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47599003)



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Date: April 21st, 2024 12:05 PM
Author: excitant disrespectful tanning salon

I have one of them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47599579)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 11:37 AM
Author: Provocative Skinny Woman Shrine

Ime we just do rifs and get done with it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597350)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 11:56 AM
Author: Ruby Resort Pervert

That's the best way to do things. Pips can backfire if you fuck them up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597387)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 12:59 PM
Author: Provocative Skinny Woman Shrine

yea you put ppl on plans if they're doing bad, not because business as a whole is shitty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597529)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 11:35 AM
Author: Khaki blathering center

He should be both a programmer and also general counsel. That way if he got a PIP on one job he could keep the other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597344)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 5:53 PM
Author: Plum pozpig voyeur

yeah im sure they're just going to say "haha sure bro here's your unemployment check without the hassle good luck in your future endeavors"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47596149)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 5:54 PM
Author: Ruby Resort Pervert

Thankfully I'm not in Amerikka. So this won't happen. European company.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47596151)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 6:13 PM
Author: Plum pozpig voyeur

In that case you'll have the opposite problem as I believe by European law companies are required to swear a blood oath to Cthulhu that employees cannot be spontaneously terminated for any reason. Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47596180)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 7:03 PM
Author: ebony dragon

Dogshit poast

You’re a faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47596279)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 9:23 AM
Author: Ruby Resort Pervert

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597020)



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Date: April 21st, 2024 9:06 AM
Author: Drunken racy principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47599355)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 6:06 PM
Author: razzle potus piazza

at my company, we will often give people the option of going on the pip or taking a payout.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47596168)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 2:28 PM
Author: Ruby Resort Pervert

Are you in HR? How do you offer the payout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597757)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 6:21 PM
Author: arousing native indirect expression

Sure, just say "I'm satisfied with my performance just the way it is, tyvm."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47596202)



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Date: April 21st, 2024 9:06 AM
Author: Drunken racy principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47599356)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 3:50 PM
Author: Brass contagious stock car gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47604761)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 7:33 PM
Author: bespoke point

Not sure how it works in Europe, but assume it is very different. If you were in the U.S., the PIP is very highly leading to termination (assume it's not meant to help you, it's documenting your performance deficiencies and awareness of them to assist the company in defending a lawsuit). That said, if you were in the U.S. and said something like "I don't see these goals as realistic, and am ready to move on, provided you just pay me for the 60 days or whatever the PIP is supposed to last, then I will sign whatever agreement about that" the company would probably be open to it. The company would have to pay you 2 months of salary anyway so just paying you out upfront doesn't hit the bottom line and avoids a bunch of performance management work for everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47596331)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 9:21 AM
Author: Ruby Resort Pervert

Credited. This is the way to go and I'll literally do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597017)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 7:34 PM
Author: Topaz thirsty gay wizard indian lodge

If you were placed on a PIP you have already asked to be fired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47596333)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 10:46 PM
Author: chrome hairraiser lodge

Turn it around for a year, then youre in the clear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47596578)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 9:28 AM
Author: diverse frisky masturbator field

TT recovered from being put on a PIP.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3177573&mc=62&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597025)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 9:33 AM
Author: Ruby Resort Pervert

You don't get it. The PIP is the best thing that could've happened to me. I want to take 3 months off but taking them with the severance > taking them without it. I'm golden.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597034)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 9:37 AM
Author: diverse frisky masturbator field

No, _you_ don’t get it. Rach doesn’t mess around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597038)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 9:34 AM
Author: Domesticated Roommate Wrinkle

just ask them to shoot you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597035)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 9:42 AM
Author: ruddy passionate jap crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597044)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 9:48 AM
Author: mind-boggling hairy legs quadroon

nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597060)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 9:40 AM
Author: Rough-skinned rebellious site black woman

Usually thats considered quitting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597040)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 9:54 AM
Author: Ruby Resort Pervert

Right, though once you're in a PIP, you can take advantage of a nice severance package that you would otherwise not get if you quit. I'm offering them a non-disparage agreement for putting me on a pip even though I have very similar results as people not on a pip. I will request 2x the severance. Will I get into shit?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597079)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 10:13 AM
Author: Lemon meetinghouse trump supporter

What if you get another jerb while on the pip, can you just take the severance anyway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597112)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 10:17 AM
Author: Ruby Resort Pervert

I suppose I should.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597120)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 2:04 PM
Author: Rough-skinned rebellious site black woman

People like you should be beaten and left to be eaten by wolves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597699)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 2:26 PM
Author: Ruby Resort Pervert

I fucking love it when I manage to get someone livid without moving a finger. This was so 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597751)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 3:12 PM
Author: Ruby Resort Pervert

Did you even bother to read what I wrote? I was Pipd despite having higher numbers than someone recently promoted. I have every right to seek compensation for whatever fucking pathetic reason they had for doing that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597846)



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Date: April 21st, 2024 8:38 AM
Author: Rough-skinned rebellious site black woman

Every situation in a corporate environment where i actually knew details of someone being 'pipped' was because the employee was either a) totally incompetent (no shame in this, sometimes people just arent good at their job), or b) theyre a total cancerous shithead no one wants to work with. Companys dont arbitrarily put good dmployees on a pip. But 'muh numbers' whined the nasally shirking kike.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47599340)



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Date: April 22nd, 2024 8:01 AM
Author: Ruby Resort Pervert

Lmao, so this is all about *your* personal experience?

Take this thread as an example and pretend it's a workplace environment. Check all the positive comments with helpful advice and then check your own. You're wishing someone a violent death, you're MAF and you're not contributing in any way.

What does that tell you? Basically, you're exactly what you're criticizing and this thread struck a nerve. There are many other reasons people can be pipped, favoritism and getting a new CRO with new targets that are pretty much impossible to achieve are some examples. If I had to make a guess, it would be that the entire leadership changed recently and they are making changes in teams. Whatever that means for them. I'm also not an ass kisser and I will never be, so I'm happy to move on.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47601080)



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Date: April 22nd, 2024 8:45 AM
Author: Rough-skinned rebellious site black woman

What i see is a bunch of jews vomparing notes on how to shamelessly exploit shitty laws.

I respect your right to game the system, but you should know its dishonorable kikery. If youre ok with that then more power to you.

Personally i hope they fire you and you get nothing. If you dont like your job, quit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47601117)



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Date: April 22nd, 2024 9:06 AM
Author: Ruby Resort Pervert

Why aren't you more MAF at the guy at the bottom of the thread who purposely got himself piped to collect 30k from Amazon? I haven't done that. If the decision was made despite work that's comparable to other employees, I'd rather collect money than quit and get fucked.

It sounds like you're MAF no matter what. Are you in HR and get fucked constantly by Veronica type employees? You seem to be the only fuckhead who got triggered by this thread.

In case you don't know the Veronica types: https://www.instagram.com/p/C3GIVKbJ8vn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47601153)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 3:47 PM
Author: Rough-skinned rebellious site black woman

Wow i would love to hire that person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47604753)



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Date: April 22nd, 2024 6:49 PM
Author: Ruby Resort Pervert

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C2c_onkJ7Ll/?igsh=MWJxMXFud3Q3NXBybQ==

You will love this shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47602597)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 3:49 PM
Author: Rough-skinned rebellious site black woman

Congratulations on identifying with the childish arguments of useless black office women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47604758)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 7:11 PM
Author: Ruby Resort Pervert

Do you purposely misunderstand things or you’re that stupid actually? I said it sounds like you’re an HR dumb in a place like that. Hence your inexplicable rage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47605316)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 10:33 AM
Author: Ruby Resort Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597145)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 10:45 AM
Author: Soggy casino sandwich

don't quit on a PIP unless you find a new job because you'll lose out on various benefits after they fire you. 95%+ of PIPs are meant to create a paper trail before firing you to minimize legal risk to the company.

if you're a bitch or desperately need the money work hard at the PIP while working even harder to find something new.

if you don't really give a shit just keep doing what you're doing until you get severance.

if you want to fight it and buy yourself time, fight the PIP and maybe work with an employment shitlawyer. disclose all disabilities. start taking time off for migraines or back pain if you're willing to lie (remember, the company has no problem lying to you). don't sign any PIP paperwork. fight the claims in the PIP. start with a certified letter to HR responding to the PIP with the following:

"This letter is in response to the document/email/etc. submitted to me on <date>. It contains severe factual inaccuracies, to the point of constituting professional negligence. Unless specifically advised to do so by my attorney, I will not sign it because of those discrepancies between that record and the truth. Please resolve this matter promptly.

However, I agree to perform all reasonable duties requested of me, in accordance with the existing job description, commitments made by me to the team or within the company, and as requested in the document provided, insofar as they can they can be accomplished. My insistence on correcting the record does not indicate a refusal to perform requested work."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597182)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 10:51 AM
Author: Soggy casino sandwich

if they threaten to fire you if you don't sign PIP paperwork, sign it "under duress." put "u.d." at the beginning of the signature.

i have been PIPd once and successfully fought it. ended up being transferred to a new team with new manager, PIP was withdrawn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597210)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 11:20 AM
Author: Ruby Resort Pervert

Dude, I cannot stand one more day in this job. I wanted to quit but there's so much work and pressure that I have zero time to find a new job, so this was great news for me.

I got word that if I passed the pip I could stay, but I refuse to stay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597287)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: Soggy casino sandwich

that's why i gave you multiple options. just ride it out and get all the benefits from getting fired instead of quitting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597485)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 12:43 PM
Author: Ruby Resort Pervert

I already sent the letter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597497)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 10:52 AM
Author: mind-boggling hairy legs quadroon

lmao @ brown women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597212)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 10:54 AM
Author: olive whorehouse

This would be idiotic

1. You won't get severance if you resign preemptively

2. If you quit without a job lined up, people will assume you were effectively fired for performance anyway. It's always easier to find a new job while you still have a job

3. Your employer wouldn't mention a PIP in future reference calls anyway. Your reason for leaving will be a voluntary resignation in either case.

4. You'd miss out on any chance of getting off the PIP, however tiny

Quitting early makes no sense. Better to look for a new job like crazy while you still have a job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597223)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 11:25 AM
Author: Ruby Resort Pervert

But I want to take 2 months off, I don't want to get a job right away. So they can think whatever they wish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597310)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 11:34 AM
Author: Ruby Resort Pervert

By the way, are you an employement lolyer?

This is the backstory: they axed some guy to send a message, we got a new CFO and he needs to bump company numbers in a short time. So they said the axed guy was not peforming to standards and it was a threat, it was shared in a public channel. I figured these guys are clueless enough to fabricate stuff about how folks are doing.

So, I wrote up this letter laying out how my game is stronger than this one dude they just bumped up. If I hadn't done that, I might be the next one getting axed for no reason at all besides getting used as an example. I have no performance issues. What other options did I have?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597342)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 11:20 AM
Author: beady-eyed slimy church building

I got PIPd from Amazon and got 30k to leave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597285)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 11:20 AM
Author: Ruby Resort Pervert

Were you underperforming? Why did you get Pipd?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597289)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 11:23 AM
Author: beady-eyed slimy church building

I made one commit in 6 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597300)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 11:24 AM
Author: Ruby Resort Pervert

I don't follow, you were in sales?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597305)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 11:25 AM
Author: ruddy passionate jap crackhouse

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597308)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 11:25 AM
Author: Ruby Resort Pervert

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597312)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 11:36 AM
Author: Plum pozpig voyeur

Those Products don't just Manage themselves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597348)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 11:37 AM
Author: ruddy passionate jap crackhouse

I'm still laughing at this gem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597351)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 11:40 AM
Author: Ruby Resort Pervert

I'm not in coding, retard. This is a law board. So you're a codepig laughing about someone talking about code in a law bort and others not following? You need to have your intestines ripped out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597357)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: Milky crotch menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597423)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 11:43 AM
Author: Ruby Resort Pervert

What did you do the rest of the time? Crazy that you were able to last that long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597365)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 11:56 AM
Author: beady-eyed slimy church building

Nothing really. It was WFH so I just did whatever I wanted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597389)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 12:00 PM
Author: Ruby Resort Pervert

180 and what are you doing now? Were you able to get another job despite having been pipd?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597398)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 12:20 PM
Author: beady-eyed slimy church building

Another dev job WFH, yeah I was really happy to get a pip because that means $$$ at pipazon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597439)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 12:32 PM
Author: Ruby Resort Pervert

180

Did you major in CS or did you self teach?

Why did you want to get Pipd from Amazon? Did you have to take a job with much lower salary?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597469)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 3:17 PM
Author: beady-eyed slimy church building

CS major

Amazon sucks

I make like 300k now which is fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597864)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: Ruby Resort Pervert

That's fucking 180, man. Are you at a top company like Meta, Google, etc? Who else pays that much?

Can you break into dev without a CS major? I would like to get into Data Analytics, pls advise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597867)



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Date: April 21st, 2024 12:00 PM
Author: beady-eyed slimy church building

No just another f500

You can't break in right now. Market is complete trash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47599569)



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Date: April 21st, 2024 12:16 AM
Author: coiffed canary hissy fit ticket booth

its a sign to just apply for other jobs and slack for a few months. dont complicate this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47599004)



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Date: April 21st, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: tantric state depressive

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47599017)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 7:12 PM
Author: Filthy house people who are hurt

lol at “capitalism”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47605320)